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About Klamath republican. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1896-1914 | View Entire Issue (April 26, 1906)
Hood’s Sarsaparilla I Ji Sarsaparilla GOOD kk |\ btcni to be almost Kiitterth wulte, of l>oug I hmm , K mii , who ha« been cuf»ilurtli*K a eivie rltfhteouMne«« f-nnipnlKn in hl« town, auiiiined It up hi till« eplurnni: “If th«*re in no hell, n vnat nmount of ruw innlerl«! 1« going to wa«tr.” In the chureh yard of Woolwlfli, Kent, Kngland, 1« the rpltapb: “Hitrre<l to the mrniory of Major Jiitm*« Bru«h, Itoyal Artillery, who was killed by th« accidental dl«4*hargv of a pi«tol by III« orderly 14th April, 1N3I. Wall dune, good ami fiilthful ««*rvnnt.” “Now, boy«,“ mh !<J h Himdity «chool r- teacher, Md<lrc«Ming the juvenile <*I hm «, Almoat Tlmr. Jtiat ««• Murk uf Trutb. “can either of you tell me anything The convention of |dij siclnna waa “WI im I’ b that »lien yuu'ra luuklng about G< nm 1 Friday?” “Ye«, mn’aiii, ! en I led ai'.ietljr and hurriedly. |>r. Kill tb»‘rv?” a»k«M| tli«» gr«»< « r. «•ail,” replied the boy nt the foot uf the Sin rus» to a|H*nk “ Frv»li rgga,'M roplled U m » IM»w i 'I iinn ; **| ip whn the fellow tliut done “tientImien of tlie prufi-aalon.” he clerk. the houeework for lCobiiiNun Cruso«.” “Make It ‘Frvab lnld • ’• anld, -aoiuetlilng uniat I». dime, • Ull A vinegar fnc«*d woman who board “Why er everylwMly know« automobile tire, are nraring out. <mr the <<d a street car remoiiNtrated vainly tlnuglitera' music leaaona are unpaid for •'EK1* were fn*«h w I h * ii they w<*rv laid." with the big IrlMhman whu waa dl«- amt nearly all our good patrona have “Eiaetly, «mi that’i nil that It*« ««fu tributing hi« tobacco «moke among the alrwuty been operated ti|am for aptam for UN to «ny ulxnit th« in.”—I'hllttdel pHMN«*ng«*r». lie IlNtened, without mak dli'ltl. What aliali hv do?" nhln Pre«« ing retort, till th« woman, lo«lng her "Ie-t'a discover a new microtis,“ aald patience, exclaimed: “You old brute, I >r Quark If yuu were my buetiniMl, I'd give you The mollan wn. rarrted unanimously l*ol«<>n!” Giving a complacent puff to • nd a wave of s|. kuraa wafti-l ducats ill« pl(»e, Put looked at her Nteudlly, to the doctors' coffers Indianapolis and replied: “llegorra, if I wu your «tar. huMband, I'd take It!” i tee «»t«a mury. I hiring n autumer sojourn In the Ant (to tin* 1'l«*i>!*i»nt > NI lire I have mountain«, a physician who Is much borouie n M<M.UillNt I do not art* why, Interested in epilepsy In its different bwnuM« I nin mmiller mid weaker than form«, hoard of a woman with that y<»u. I »lioiild contIntially get out of dl«ea»e wlio bad lived to tho age of 71> tlic way to !<•( ymj have the middle of year«. Curiou« to know th«* detail« of the road. That« final. no iinuNUnl a cnac, he interviewed the Elephant (to the Ant) If you don’t widower, Ilnvliig Inquired concerning I’ll just put my foot on you. That'» different lyiiilHuiui, he proceeded : flat. Bultiniore American. “Dhl «he grind her teeth much Ht night 7“ The old man considered a minute, ami then replied: “Well, I dunno na «he wore 'em at night.” A nervou« old lady wim riding dow n BCvrrpihtMB Wnra. a dangerou« looking trail with a Cali “And you still delay lite wedding,“ fornia «tag«* driver, when «he noticed •Iglied tbs beautiful girl. “My heart 1» a hatfhet lying in the Ixdtoin of the worn out." stage, nnd in«]iiired why be carried It. “la that all?" demanded the suitor N» fit» or nervousness “I it««* that hatchet to knock Injured who was an advocate of proerastliia FITS pH««<*ngi*rN In the bead,” replied the (ton. driver. Tbe old lady gaap«««l with "No," the car;iet I» worn out. the par Iralnlu». a«tonl«bmvnt. “We have a good many lor aofa Is worn out. ma's hopes ar« tune you ever accident« on thl« bere line,” lie con worn out and pa's patleucs Is worn Well, you do it a tinued; “the «tag«**« alhi« tippin' over out ” r than most city ami rollin’ dow*n precipice« and every The suitor whistle«!. time a paaaenger git« hurt he «m*a the "Well, by gum!" be retaliate«!, Mr company for damage«. Tbl« bere dam •hoes are worn out eouilng hers •very age HiiitM uncn up nil tlie profit of two or three nights" Ntngln*, nnd we’ve bad to «top ’em, ko every driver cnrrle« a hatchet. When a pa««enger git* hurt we «Imply knock *m on tlie head nnd throw' tlie body ver tlie preclplre, nnd then there ain't no law «tilt. 8«*e?” Tln*re 1« a railway out In Colorado, ling to tbe Htory of a Wentern manager, which «eeuu unable to form anything like an Intimate ar- quiilntnii(*e«b!p l»etween its train« and the ndvertl««*d «ehcdulen. It« train« are «o proverbially lat«» that there ia 1 he Kin«! You llii%«' B«»iii;ht lias horno (hr «I k iui - a mild celebration every time one (IIre ot f liMM. II. |'lr(clirr9 mid hi*« brrn iiinih* uudrr lUs reaches it« terminal on time. A few ■M-rMitiiil supervision tor oi«-r 30 vrnra. Allow no 0110 weeks ag«» the word wai pa»M«*d about to dc«*«'lvo you in tills. Counterfoils. Iiiiltotlons nml •• ■>it«t-u»-g<><><l •• nr«« Imi l'x|H'rini<*nt». tinti etitlangrr tlio the little town that No. 2 would get litui I li of Cliiltlrt'ti—llvptrii-iict' iigiilnst Ex|H'rim«*uU in on time, nnd there was a tug crowd at the station. Nome generuu« citizen provided quantltlva of red fire nnd set It off along tho track. “What’« the Ciiutorin I» n lutrtnh'ss stilisi It uto tor Cnstor Oil. l*aro> liorlt’. Drops utu! N<iotliinir Njrttps. It Is I'lruMint. It celebration ?’’ the conductor ««ked contains neither Oplinn, Klorplilno nor oilier Nurcotic when be junip<*d off at the station. Kutistunee. Ils tige la Ils guiiruntco. It destroys Worms “Train actually on time,’’ explained timi Mllitys I'everisliliess. It cures Diarrlitcn nml Wititl the crowd. “Put out your fire«, you Colic. It relieves Tcctlilnir Troubles, cures ConstIpittIon ----- fools,” tho conductor snorted; nml I'lntitlency. It Hsslnnlatcs the l*'ootl, regulates tlio Ktomacli tint! flovvela. givintr iieulthy nml Untumi sleep. “we’re just twenty four hours late.” Joe What is CASTORIA Tho Clilltlreti's I'uiiuccu The Mother'll Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signaturo of In Use For Over 30 Years BLOOD POISON THE BUCK FLAG The black flag is in emblem of horror ami dread. ’ When it is hoiste«! by an army, the older has gone forth tli.it •• no quarter ” w ill be given, ev erything must lie destroyed. Hclplcr •< women and i liihlren, as well as oppos- ing Holdicrs, meet the same fate, ami a ti.ul of desolation, suffering and death it left behind. Contagious II!o<sl Poison is the black flag of the army of disease. This vile disorder is know n ns the blackest ami most ous of nil human afflictions, overthrowing its victims and crushing out the life. It is no respecter of persons; no matter how pore the bio«»! may lie or how innocently the disease is contracted, when this awful vims enters tho circulation the liideous, hateful ami humiliating symptoms begin to appear, and the sufferer fcgla that his very presence is |xdluting and contaminating. Usually the first sign of the disease is a little sore or ulcer, but as the blotxl bee, ones mote «!e« ply poisoned the severer symptoms arc manifested, the mouth and throat ulcerate, the glands in the groins swell, a red rash breaks out on the laxly, the hair ami eyebrows come out, and often the body is cov ered with copper-colored spots, pustular eruptions and sores. In its worst stages the disease affects the nerves, attacks the bones and sometimes causes tumors to form on the bruin, produc Sevnrnt years ago I lind blood poison ing insanity and death. Not only •tut my flesh wus In an awful oondttlon, those who contract the jioison stiffer, Gioat sores would break out and noth ing I |'Ut on them would do anv good. but unless the vims is driven from My hair and eyebrow» fell out nnd I waa the blood the awful taint is handed "a fright." My mouth v> ns so sore I to live on milk nnd wnter. I took down to offspring, and they are its had Mercury for a long time amt instead of innocent victims. Blood Poison is in sotting better 1 continued to grow worse and my arms amt builds became deed a "black flag.” Mercury and solid aoroa. Mr legs wore drawn no I Potash, so often used, never can cure could not walk and I felt that my time waa abort here if I did not get acme re the trouble. These minerals merely lief. I begun to uas your »1. H. 8. and It drive the symptoms away for awhile helped me from tho atart. After taking awlillo the aoroa all healed, my rlieu- and shut the disease up in the system, it matlam wna cured and to-day I am n nnd when they are left off it returns strong, well man. It got all tha mer worse than before. This treatment cury out of my ayatem and it cured me sound and woll. ADAM BCHNABKL, hot only fails to cure blood poison Kvauavlllo, Ind. No. Sil Diary 8t. but eats out the delicate lining of the Stomach am! bowels, produces chronic dyspepsia, loosens the teeth nnd fre quently causes mercurial rheumatism to a<l«l to the patient's suffering. 8. 8. S., the great vegetable medicine, is the conqueror of this vile disease. It goes down to the very root of the trouble and cures by cleansing the blood of every particle of the poison. S. S. 8. does not hide or cover tip anything but clears the entire circulation <if the virus nnd puts the system in g«xxl healthy condition. It cures safely ns well ns certainly, beenuse there is not a • particle of mineral in it. We offer a re ward of jh,o«x>.oo for proof that 8. S. S. Plinri V VFRFTARI F is not purely vegetable. When the blood ■ UllLL I vkUU I rAL>l_Ua js purified and Strengthened with this great remedy the symptoms nil pass nwny nml no sign of the disease is ever «een ngnin ; nor is time left the least trace to be handed down to posterity. Special Ixxik with instructions for self-treatment and nny medical advice de- •lied will be scut without chnrge to all who write. s TH£ SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA. C£. OUR COAST ARTILLERY. KtrcnRt h of Army. In bls annual report to the war de partment Brig.-Gen. Ere«! Grant. com- niaiKtInK tlie drpartni«ant of the east. w hich Includes the entire Atlantic coast from Maine to Florida, earnestly urge» legislation for an increas«* of tile ntrengtli anil the pay of tlie coast artillery. Tbe entire strength of the coast nrtlllery now xervlnR tlie fortlll- cationw alon^ the whole Atlantic coant 1» only tt,.'kll enlist«»! men. Una relief for the guns already Installed would require aliout enlisted men, say» tho Baltimore American. Uurlng the Joint army and navy exercises around Baltimore It was found that ull the «•oast defenses from Norfolk to Balti more amt Washington were so under manned that it was m'cexxary to draw nrtlllery troops from as fur north ns Boston nml as far south ns Key West, und all tlie companies were found to be below their authorise«! strength, be cause men would not remain In the coast artillery and recruits would not enter that arm of the service. It 1s not difficult to understand why men shun the coast nrtlllery. The phy sical work Is very hnnl, nnd beenuse of th«« grenxe nnd oil used In the heavy ma«*hlnery It 1» dirty nml ruinous to tin* soldiers' clothes Nor Is It n ills- paragement to other cnllstixl men to any that for til«' coast nrtlllery a class of men of high Intelligence Is Indis pensable. Th«' men In charge of th«» electric mntt'rlal of the power by which the heavy guns are handlod. those who operate the rangefinders, who use the plotting boards, the gun ner», Hi«' rangekeepera nml all other» who form a part of the manning txxly of th«' con»t gun» require Intelligence of the highest clans. Unfortunately ex perience linn shown that when the army has secured men of this class nnd has taught them tho technical knowhxlge imeded for their work, It has mad«* trnlmxl elix-trlclnns nnd ex pert mnehinlstn.to whom It offers only a soldier's pay. Tin* Inevitable result In that wlu'ii the artilleryman's term of enlistment expires ho has a dozen offers for his Invnluable services In civil life at greatly Increased pay, no Hint few coast artillerymen re-enllat. It 1» plain that tho government owes It to the men, as well ns to Its own In terests. to pny thi'ne men wages w hich will Induce them to remain In tlie ser vice. Equally plain Is It that the present wholly Inadequate force should be In creased. Any war In which this coun try may become Involve«) must be with au enemy whose forces will cotue from Appalling Deficiency in Keasntisl Brunch of WORK OF AN INVALID. over lb« sen sml, next to tho navy, the not it ilefelier’«, «*<»iH«'lallji on ths | ' In- llil» country « «»••»•• Ono Hun«lrr«a Holla la Dalal» Atlantic coil»!, const, liHKt must l><* leal S'aaklua Kvrrr »rar. first tiefems*. Th** mrror of the rilles All lnvall«i woman livliis 1» tlui eoua* along th** Atianth* «'oast «luring tlie war with Kpaln cannot yet Io* «-iitlroly try la mainly roapenalbia for one of forgotten. The navy Is always realty; tlM> most Ifiterratins plillanttiropl«-» of bog«* appropriations for new ships ami ilia Cbrlatinaa »eaaou. Every year dur for th'* i'oustant pra<*tl>-e of o|«| ships ing the summer mo'itiia site dr«*ie«e» In provide Unit th«* navy la prepare«l nt tlia most attractive manner ixxMlble list 11 moment's notice to defend the sens. dolls. HI m take« tile utmost pains with But tin* coast artillery should lie no every single dolly, and when they are less efficient »ml prepared. To lie ef «lone they are thing« to dream of. In ficient tlie artillerymen require years uddltlon to their pretty drewo-s and of careful Instruction amt yet In case dainty underwear, all of them have of war they must Is* Instantly realty charming bonnets or hata or little knit- for their work. '1 here Is then no lon ted Tam o’Hhantera, and their tiny feet ger time to train roast artillerymen, are alxxl In dainty sllppem made from ’ll.......... national guard of this kid gloves. Toward the middle of Ire- country will aupply th«* material for cember th« dollies are packetl in a box all the regiments of Infantry and cav and dispatched tq tho clothing bureau alry Hint may lie needed; hut, with at 3T/7 Mott »treet. where its o(>enlny the exception of a regiment of heavy Is a great event. At the same time artillery In Maaaacbuaetta an«! another toys of all sorts and conditions, which In New York, together with two or have Ix-eri sent to the till read during three companies In (Connecticut, the year, are brought from the I rchlves, there is no heavy artillery and the bureau dona its holiday clotbaa. In the national guard from ftllltarlan interest» are rel«-gated to whl«*h the war department could draw the background for the time being, and material to mnn Its grout guns. Gen. the bureau go«-» in for tlie euperfiuoua, Grant Is entirely right In his «lernnmi which, perhaps, gives more pleasure for more coast artillerymen and for than anything It does during the year. The dollies sell at from 5 to IS cent« lietter pay and the next hrniy appro priation bill should Include provisions apiece, according to size, an<l when a In accord with his reeommauiatlon.— mother has eight children to auprdy with toys and six little daughters, wtm t'hl«*ago News. all want doll», »tie gets a "rake-off.” The half dozen go to her for a mere MANUFACTURE OF RUBIE8. trifle. The clothing bureau Is not a Can He Made for a Dime Through a money making conc-rn. but it always Naw Ke< ret Process. sells things at a nominal price, instead American ami French chemists,oper of giving them away. ating clandeatlnely In an Improvised Christmas tree decoration» are In laboratory in ttila city, claim to have great demand, and for a penny «me can discovere«l a metlexl of making ruhlea, buy—if one comes properly nx-ommend- saya the Kan Francisco Examiner. ed—any quantity of gew-gawa—a Their process rivals the pr«xluct of na bun«h of rruniplv«l tinsel, several glass ture. Worker» In the University of ball», with some of the glitter gone, Washington lalxirntory claim that the ami a dainty wax ang«-l with a tip of pri-i'lous atones can l><- turiieil out at a one wing missing. profit for 10 cents apiece. Those In Kindergarten materials are also pop terested In tbe project maintain the ular, and brought tears to the eyes of greatest »«x n-.-y, but Ur. II. G. Byer» one mother, who eagerly Ixiuglit a box Is aald to have perfected the inven of them for her cripple«! daughter. tion. Every year the bureau semis Christ For we«-ks the chemists have work«! mas gr«-etliigs in the form of pretty ami »ucweded In getting a form of l«>xes of carnly to its numerous patroua, ruby, but somehow the coveted tint of and it is not uncommon for six or the ruby manufactured In the labora eight of th«»«e boxes to go Into one tory of nature was lacking, At last, home. -New York Tribune. gh lug up In despair, tlie chemist» WIGS OF A QUEEN. sought the aid of Dr. II O. Byer», head of the department of chemistry Alexandra of Great Britain Ila« Ono at tlie Ktnte university. for Kvery Day of the Week. Some of the summer students work Although Alexandria, queen of ing In the chemical laboratory of the Great Britain and empress of India, university who wltn«-»»«*d the experi has recently celebrated her sixty-first ments there state that an analysis of birthday anniversary, she permits no the rubles by I>r. Byers emti revealed sign of ugly old age to be seen. As the dltllculty and chemists were en- the oldest daughter of the king of abltxl to make ;>erfi"ct rabies identical Denmark she was famoua as a beauty, In com|x>sltlon with those of nature which beauty lasted long years after and just as beautiful, at an average her marriage. coat of 10 cents aple«'e. In fact, one The queen of England Is the mother «if th«* students who held one of the of six children, and the grand-dame artificial genu In his han«l <I«X'lare«l that It was absolutely perfect In every res|>e<-t. When asked In regard to the matter, Dr. Byers, while ndmlttlng that such Investigation had been carrhsl on In his laboratory. refux<*«l jxwltively to dlxcuss th«' matter further than to say that he was under obligations to pre serve tbe closret secr.'cy In regard to the matter. Look Out fur H bp I<»«I ou «. The careless striking of a match set a gas well on fire tlie other day, nnd for one week it burned with fury. Tbe nir was filled with the denfenlng roar caused by the revert»eratlon« of tbe escaping gas. Streams of water were played on the tin- without effect, Fnally a dam was constructed about the well, and filled, The accumulation uf water kept the flames down. When the first use was made of the natural gas wells, people of a certain class were much disturbed. All sort* of evils were predicted, and many let ter* of warning were received by the companies In charge. One man sent a caution against bor Ing much into the earth. The world wn« a hollow sphere, he aald. filled with a gaseous substance, and floating like a balloon in space. If the gas were allowed to escape, disaster would follow.’ Another, claiming to be a scientific man, assurt'd the owners of a well that any fire coruing in contact with the escaping gas would be communi cated to the gas beneath, and cause terrific explosions. “Men are too In qulsltive.” ho said. “They peer ti» far. lA»t them beware.” The gas com pa nit*« have kept on boring, and the world has so far held Itself together. CLAS j I litù/iü » ui. i ülNG Pele, rihin, Nervous ? Portland Irad« Dvrctury *•«*•» as» MdrmM la Parllaad •« R.erw •<it« i*< Uttiin«»« Iirim. wt 'FPI,IEH| Kixtak drvfh>rii<v And nrlnk* . I MAf»IC MUTUNI- WwteUr < «., I’ortlMki. |4tw«R« pr ura on l«ntrriM and Mild»*«. KI.AM'ni HO** I FRY ; Mtipp.triara, llrarra; K nN :« »U; fv»a ineaNMerniaal blanks; W<axtartl, « lafti< Then your blood must be in a very bad condition. You certainly know wh«t to take, then take it —Ayer’s Sarsi- parilla. If you doubt, then consult your doctor. Weknow what he wil! say about this grand old family medicine. Sold for over 60 years. lloiisKMof all kinds for sale al aery raaaouabla priera. Inquiro 276 Front ML, i IKV^SEN aent on approval; w* cn»raniao At In I moot difficult mam ; w«Nxlard, t-larka A l’a " A * * i FF.AM -*»■!,. i ion |>r prk<. ax Medal peaa J. J. Itutser. 11» Front ktfoot. A H I I KM I A I I i . - •■ > * r . »had»* and afcap* , M.riUkviil arot on approval; Woodard, llarko < • < KI- AM «KPARATORA—We g oar an tea Iho U, H. *♦ parai or to tn* the Wrtto lor froo <aia.o<. 11-o . auxxl ( a, Fifth and Oak. M I. \ M < ÍX»T HI NO — Huffurn .t Pondlaioa, anlo ng* n a Alfred Han|amia .t to.’« correct clot has. Ev» ry hl ng tn inea's I um lain nga Morrison and Ml sth st roots, '»ppooite poaioftica. Till« !• th«a flrtt qnwatl/vf? ymir dortnr would wk . "Ar* yo'»r b"W a *• H» know» that dai-r action of tha low* • ta ab»olut»ly »»«•Dtialto r«w*oF»ry K»-«p your Hv»r and »<mr bowel» regular by taking laxative do»»» of Ayer*» Fili». < tie C amp !« fr sat •<»o act. iMed d reet from alate. Writ« today. H ook I Ct and map free. H. M. t uoko A Co., Ml Aulor street, Furtlaod. Oregon. A Mad» by J. C Ay»r Co., Low»ll, Maaa. Aiao mao u fool a rars of ii*ia vnot. FOt Í.THY FOOD—If you want your hana to lay more eggs wr tr us for free particulars about pv- KINA FOI LI RY FEED»—Aciuo Mill» Co., J Fort, sad, Orrpoa. ' IE NTS——1— . TA fLOR m —Columbia Woolen Milla Co.. Portland, Ore. I At eat style rtnfhxw marto to measure ‘heap. Our self meaauremonl oyatem insures peri act «L W rite for free sauiplea aud prices. iLl 9 ¿Iners —I— Mo Opporfuollr. Job Sturky—If a street car conductor should overlook you would you pay him your fare anyhow? Adam Zawfox—I've been waiting fif teen yeara for a chance to be tented that way, but no blamed conductor baa ever overlooked me yet. TO CfU A COLD nr OXK DAV Ts»« LAXATIVE HHOMOU u I b I b « Tallista. Dro«- ÍM« refund money If II fai « to cur», E. W, iKUVL'» «igBAlur« la ou each box. 26c. Voral «lamber. “Is John a sound sleeper?" “Well, you just ought to bear him.1 —Baltimore American. Motherswill find M’*. W!n»low’ii Soothing Syrup the bent remedy to use for their children during the teething period. A» Tbelr Shade« FI A NOH A ORO A NM — Oldest piano houas on Fa* ctfU roast, organa and Pianoa on easy payment*. W rile b,r list, ¡¿.t U*quote you S price. Alien 4ft OU bort HantaMer K, Postlaad, Oregon. OHP" Herbs—Mp. troubles. Corea BACKAt RE Jäi* ^Tb r i MC.*** ior I' Price 40c. I rial ’ • *•“<> «"dap- - 1 ■< Hoi,.pa.Inure, Men's Toupees and W I go . best quality- lowest price«: send for free price list : mail orders a specialty. Far.» Hair Ktore, * m Waehlngtoa at. Eat iwML 5 PER CENT GOLD BONDS Why accept a lower rate r>! Is terr st from oaring« banks when we own and offer for «ala f-^O.OOU of the (1,000,000 Imie of the Mount food Electric Co. (Portland, '’regon) 20 year Gold Bonds, pajing '» per seat, »seared by a First M< rtgage on |9,fiOOODO worth of property, “afeat investment available Write for par ticular». THE BANK Of AMERICA. San Francisco, Col. t AGAINST THE STORMI Met. “Mr. A#*«op. I think you have never met Baron Munchausen. Gentlemen, al low me to present you to each other.’ “Baron, I am delighted to meet you. I know you quite well by reputation.” “Sir!”—Chicago Tribune. 7^ ~ TÑ ERÉ lâJlg__ PROTECTÌtJft THE ,P I TOW& k FERRY'S I I BEST DEALERS A.J.TOWW CO. ESTABLI5HE> 1&56 I - HW YOBS SO IT on CMICACO I TOW?» CAJIAHAg CO Litxl TOtono UW J W. L. D ouglas •3S4’3^ SHOES'.?. W. L. Douglas S4.OO Cllt Edge Line cannot be equalled at any price. O-VOOUSUj BAGS! SHOES HAVE VOI) EVER USED BEMIS BAGS? Be« that they ara placed on yucr next order. fS'A*USMtp We aro Manufacturers and Importer» of ^uur t „ra C apital »ayonoon WOOL BAGS Wheat Bags, Oat Bags, Barley Bags, Flour Bags. Hop Cloth, Ore Sacks and to nine, and Is beside» the coruler of hundreds of millions of subject». This Burlap of All Kinds. Bags of Burlap with her age. is enough to whiten the and Cotton Manufactured by us. the most youthful of auburn locks, but to the world at large her hair has the color and gloss of a girl's. The queen has seven wigs. Each one is an exact reproduction of the other, and each is worn on but one day of the week, One wig of the queen is always on its way to Paris to be redressed, and crosses another 1508-1514 Colorado Street, on its way to London. The face of Queen Alexandria is as SEATTLE, WASH. carefully tended as her nut brown hair. The skin appears as smooth and i pink and white as a baby's. There is not a mark of care nor worry upon It a SELL» MOM $10,000 du,rar, tkit ititaimrt. QUEEN ALEXANDRA. BEMIS BRO BAG COMPANY, HI could take you Into ■' three large factorle, at Brockton. M om ., and ,hon you the Infinite care with which every pair of shoes I, made yon would reallce why W L. Doug la, »3 JO ahoe, coat more to make, why they hold their «hapa, tit better, wear longer, and are of greats. Intrinsic value than any other LJ.SO «hoe. W. L. O«'«Maa MTrMW Ma<le foe Mnn, B2.5D. 93.00. aoyo'«o*oW4 Oraoe M om . 93.90. 93791.79.91.90 CAUTION. — ■"•»t up>'h baring WJ-Doug. lx» »hoe«. Tike no substitute. None genuine without his name and price stamped on bottom. Fast Color Fuelets used ; thty will not u/oar brassu, Write for Ill unrated Catalog. W. L DOIGLAS. Brockton, M m «. P. N. U. N.. «2 0« Get What You Ask For! Hod«* the Goal. The house is full of arnica And mystery profound; Wo do not dare to run about One «it the Karly Instances. Or make the slightest sound. Esau had sold his birthright to Ja- We leave the big piano shut, And do not strike a note. cob for a moss of pottage. "Jake.” he asked, "do you call this a The doctor's been here seven times Since father rode the goat. square deal?” "You don't take the right view of It. He joiner! the lodge a week »go— Esau," said Jacob, henignantly. "In Got In at 4 a. in. exchanging your birthright for what And sixteen brethren brought him home. Though he says he brought them. nmy seem nn Insignificant recompense you are contributing to n great ele«'- His wrist was sprained, and one big rip Had rent his Sunday coat— tnosytiary institution, of which I am th«* foreordained head. Think of the There must have been a lively time When father rode the goat. benefits It will confer upon the future children of Israel!" He's resting on the couch to-day Herein we perceive that th«' latter Anti practicing hia signs— day magnates of great fiduciary Insti The hailiug signal, working grip, And other monkeyahlnes. tutions have no bulge, to speak of. on tho Illustrious, undents.—Chicago Trib He mutters i>assworJs 'neath his breath. And other things he'll quote— une. They surely bad an evening's work Foolish Man. When father rode the goat. "I'm tn very bad shape.” He ha» s gorgeous uniform, “That to?’’ All gold mid red mid blue; “Yes. Doctor told me I might die A hst with plume-s ami yellow braid, any day now.' Ami golden badges, too. “Well, what's keeping you. now that But somehow when we mention it you've got his consent?”—Cleveland He wears n look so grim Leader. We wonder if he rode the goat Or if the goat rode him. A Word llant. “Why do you carry a camera »bout —Mount Vernon (III.) News. with you nil the time?” Eureka I “Great scheme. When I approach a Archaeologist—Hurrah! I’ve discov bunch of girls the ugly ones run and ered it!” the pretty ones stay.” — Cleveland Artist—Discovered what? Leader. Archaeologist—What the Venus of Milo was doing with her arms. The Cause of H. Cholly—I admit It frequently take» position show»— Artist—Yes. me some time to make up my mind, Archi apologist—That alie was bang but------ ” Miss repprey—Ah! Naturally. You Ing to a »trap in a crowded carl— muat lose time In trying to locate IL— Cleveland Leader. Philadelphia Ledger. If you »ro bo mean you nro bound Ix>ta of I*. to make an enemy, pick out a lazy "Has ahe ever had any experience man. In speaking In public?” Memory la a Nemesis thut is cou- “Yes, Indeed. She has a box at ths stuutly on our trail. opera."—Cleveland Leader. HERE Is a Reason— Why the Good People of America buy Cascarela as Fast as the Clock Ticks. Every second some one, somewhere. Is Buying a little Ten-Cent Box of Cas carets. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6—60 times to the Minute, 60 Minutes to the Hour. 3600 Boxes an Hour, 36.000 Boxes a Day of Ten Hours, 1,080,000 Boxes a Month, and then some. Think of it—220.000 People take a Cascaret tablet each day. Millions use Cascarets when necessary. The Judgment of Millions of Bright Americans Is Infallible. They have been Buying and Taking Cascarets at that rate for over Six years. T I a true, faithful, loyal servant of Mankind. Over Five Millions of Dollars have been Spent to make the merits of Cas careis known, and every cent of it would be lost, did not sound merit claim and hold the constant, continued friendship. Patronage and Endorsement of well- pleased people year after year. • • • There is also a Reason- Why there are Parasites who attach themselves to the Healthy Body of Cas- caret's success—Imitators, Counterreitera, Substitutors. They are Trade Thieves who would rob Cascareis of the "Good Will" of ths people, and sneak unearned profit», earned and paid for by Cascareis. F" 1 B j roi e=a It is not an Experiment, not an Acci dent or Incident, but a sound. Honest Business, based on Tlme-Trled-and-Tested Merit never found wanting. There is a ~ Reason. • a a Cascareis are the Implacable foe of All Disease Germs; the incomparable cleanser, purifier and strengthener of the entire Digestive Canal. They Act like Exercise on the Bowel- Muscles, make them strong and active— able to Help Themaelves do their work keep themselves clean. Cascarets are the safe-guard of Innocent Childhood against the Dreadful Death dealing Dangers that threaten the Llvea of the Little Ones. They are Purely Vegetable, absolutely Harmless, always Reliable and Efficient, [Bi A Dishonest Purpose means a Dishonest Product and a Disregard of the Purchas ers' Health or Welfare. Beware of the Slick Salesman and hi» ancient "Just as Good” story that com mon sense refutes. Cascarets are made only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and the famoua little Ten Cent "Vest Pocket" box is hers shown. They are never sold in bulk. Every tablet marked "CCC.” Be sure you get the genuine. • • • r r«r to our ruitKMi We want to