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STORY OF A CHILD BANK. Easily Doubled. Uoodart—Here’s a brand new five «Collar bill, old man, I’ll lend you that— Borough» — Oh, say; can’t you double it? I Go< d irt — Sure. Here goes! double it—so—now I double it rgdn —thus. In thia shape, you see, it fits snuely in my pocketbook. So long.— Ex h inge. | REALM OF OF ^'NG KING CORN. REALM CORN. Wkea rather Came to Leave H. Had Mate« aMof ThU Crop—Carnival* H.M* Ho Money. Bronchitis PE~RLJ“ NA PROTECTS THE LITTLE ONES Against Winter Catarrh in Its Many Phases Th. corn plant grows lu about every The bauk belonged to the child, and State in the Union, and peopl. it had all the Interest of a new toy. In an effort to show the child how throughout tlie country think they are “ I have kept Ayer’s Cherry Pec it worked and the object of it, the fauilllar with it; but to appreciate toral in my house for a great many mother had aacrldced all her available what com really means one should years, it is the best medicine in change, after which the child had uiake a tour through some of the the world for coughs and colds.” picked up a few pennies that bad been Weateru State, where the fields may J. C. Williams, Attica, N. Y. carelessly left ou a table, aud these be mile, rather than acres In extent, Neglected Colds in Children As It Is Today. bud followed the rest Then she had and where the harvest of a farmer AH serious lung Often Bring Disastrous Famous Patient—Doctor, please give waited to make a financial assault on menus nearer 100.000 than 1.000 bush els, says the New York Tribune. It la me my medicine now. her father. troubles begin with a Results. Doctor—l’ardon me. I’m simply "Money," she said to him as soon as lu this part of the country that one tickling in the throat. can as easily get lost in a cornfield ns the doctor in charge of issuing bulle he waa settled in bls favorite chair. tins ; tlie other doctor will be here pres You can stop this at first "Say! she’s beginning early.” he he would lu a forest, so vast are tho fields. Iu the "bottoms" of Kansas ently. commented, laughiugly. in a single night with "Oh, I’ve got a savings bank for her. 1 and Nebraska a man riding through a Chinese Business Methods. Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. and she'a been crazy to put money in patch on horseback will often be hid In China, to encourage honesty and den from view, as the tops of the is sit’k it all day,” his wife explained. Use it also for bronchitis, ■incerity, confidential clerks and sales 11 tn e extend abor. his head, resem to a drug store, “Well, as long as she puts it in the plants I men in all branches of industry receive baud—accept no •ub 1‘ consumption, hard colds, bank it’s safe,” he remarked. a« be bling young trees In their proportions. an annual net percentage of the firm’s It la no wonder that the people of and for coughs of all kinds. gave her a nickel. Mr». J. M. Brown, Dun* business, besides their regular salary. many of the prairie States celebrate and «be laughed Her eyes sparkled Pe-ru-na Protects tho Entire Hr. «II Hplillgn.Mo.wrilMI Tbrer »lies : ZSc.. tec.. II. All «r»|«lsta. the coming of "king corn" as the so joyously that he was enraptured. Ants on Plants. "My little limigli 1er three Household Against Catarrhal She was a happy, graceful child, with Southerner does the appearance of The ant seldom injures a plant, al yenra old w»< troubled Consult your doctor. If he say« take It, "king cotton. ” for some of these com then do a« he •*>«. If he tells you not very pretty and captivating ways of Diseases. though generally charged with all sorts with a very bail cough to take it, then don’t take it. He know«. monwealths alons produce enough expressing her pleasure. Leave it with him. We are willing. of iniquity in this direction. On the which remained »Der an coru In a year to feed n nation. The J. V\ AYER CO. Lowell. Mass. As wen as the value of i ’ vruiin "That was worth more than a contrary, they often do good work in nttmk of catarrhal fever. fully appreciated by wary liou-< - nickel,” be laughed, as be gave ber com patch of Iowa, which covers over is ridding the plants of the aphides, Hlie hn> taken olio laittle hohl, laitlt as a prevt ntive ami <-me 8.000.000 acres yearly, sometimes pro a dime. of catarrhal aihi lion*, toil» of thous which if left alone will soon suck away of 1’eruiM tliroiigli which Greek Palace I Iscovered. alio lina ubliilnml a com- "But you mustn’t humor her too duces 300.000.000 bushels. Nebraska Is ands of Ihes «ill la1 saved, ami bun the sap which is the life of the plant. dreda of thousands of chronic, lin- another 8,000.000 State, but Kansas, pil lo cure, bile i» now na In the course of the < xploration work much,” bis wife cautioned. fering cases of disease prevented. «ell and happy »■> a little now proceeding in Bocotia, on the site | "Ob. thia is in a good cause." be the State of the sunflower, take, the ’eruiia is a household safeguard. The Safe Side. girl can lie. When uiir lead with nearly 9,000,000 acres each of Orchomenea, at one time a small rileiula auy how well alia urged, with the blind indulgence of a “You’ll l>e sorry some day that you y»*r devoted to this cereal. There are look» 1 Irli them Penina Greek state, which was destroyed by particularly proud father. “It’s teach didn’t get married if you don’t.” did II " “Well, I’d rather not be married and the Thebans in 367 B. 0., a fine roval ing her to save money, and that's counties In Kansas where one can see In h Inter letter «he anysi be sorry I wasn’t than to 1« married palace has just been discovered, A something every child should learn. It square miles—not acres—planted en "Our little daughter continue« to haw good and be sorry I was.”—San Francisco number of frescoes adorn the walls of Isn't like spending It, you know, which tirely with corn, where fields are so large that standing at one end the limit II." the state rooms. Wasp. would be wasteful.” visitor sees the horlxon unbroken by So he gave her a quarter, and in two BUM'S TMIST An Ancient Work on Angling. minutes be was laughing as joyously anything except a mass of plauts as she was and getting as much fun swaying tn the breeze. The greatest work of antiquity on Mrs. Heliafcr, 4.’kl Hope Ave., Ft Louis, Mo , writes; We otter One Hundred boilers Reward for say It Is not strange that the corn har angling is said to be the “Haliéutica” Base of Cattarrh that cau not be cured by Hall's out of her as she was out of the bank. “In tho early part of last year I wrote to you for Catarrh Care. * vest is made the occasion of fetes or of Oppian, a Greek poet who flourished But after dinner it was different. nd»ke for my daughter AILc. four years ol age. She had F. J. CHENEY A Co., Props. Toledo, O. carnivals tn some of the Western com in the time of Severus, A. D. 198, from We the undersigned, have knows F. J. Cheney "By George!” be exclaimed, "the been a puny, sickly, ailing child since her birth. She had The Idea probably origi for the pa.t l,r> veers, *nd believe him perfectly bank's got all my money, and I've got munities. convulsions and iatarrtial fcior. I wa< always doctoring which we learn that many artifices in hon- rable in all bu-iiu «' transactions and fin- until we commented to u-c I’erunn. She grew strong and fishing thought to be modern were ancialh able to carry outanyobligatiunamada to go uptown. I’ll have to borrow soma nated from the corn festival of the In dians, but the red man would never well. Peruns Is a wunder.ul tonic; the best medicine I known to ancients. We also learn by their firm. WS’-. A Tar ax. change from you.” have ever u ed. from Atheneus that several other writ Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, “What little I had,” she explained, recognize the old-time festival In the ••I was in a wry wretched condition when I commenc WauiiNa K inman A Maavut, ers had written treatises or poems on “was used in showing Tottle what the transformation which It has under Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O, ed to tako I’eruna. I had catari ti all through my whole gone. Weeks before harvest time prep fishing some centuries before the Chris Hall’s Catarrh Care is taken internally,acting bank was for.” body, but thank tiod, your medicine ac> mo all right.' I al recti y on the blood and mucous ■urfaeesor arations are made. The prominent tian era. "Well, a bill, then.” would not have any other medkine. the system. Price 75c p, r bottls. Sold by all citizens of the town contribute to a trogf rists. Testimonial» free. "Haven’t one. I told you this morn ••Peruns cured my baby boy of Hall's Family Pili, are the best. and fever. He is a b.g h althy boy ing you'd have to bring borne some fund for decoration, music and usually the entertainment of townspeople and have given him I’eruna oil mid on aince hr waa born, I money to-night Did you forget it?” Paper Mills. guests at a banquet think that in wby he is so w eli. I cannot praise Peruna His blank look showed that he bad. The earliest European paper mills enough. We hucc nut ti.id a do. tor »Ince we began to use The services of some leading orntor “ We ’ ll have to open tbe bank, then. ” Means loss of vitality, vigor were located at Falriano, in Italy, in Peruni all praise to It Mrs. Schafer. are secured and the governor is invited 1150. The Arabs first brought the se he said. “I’ve got to have some I to attend with other notables. A spe or tone, and is often a pre cret of paper making to Europe, they money.” "The only way that bank can be cial week Is set apart at a time when Be Sure to Ankli-a, km-«-», wrists nu<l olliows l«- cursor of prostrating sick themselves having learned it from Chi opened, ” she told blm. "la by taking the farmers hav. finished gathering During the Inclomcnt Months ■-OIU« Mid o ly swollen and painful. A ness. This is why it is nese prisoners of war. the grain and have leisure to attend. it to tbe savings bank that Issued IL of f all and W.liter. long disiialroiia Ulti«.» follows. Th« serious. The best» thing Her 6uperstitlon. and then they'll place the money it The railroad companies are Induced Croup, capl larry bronchitis, and ar child may live and la-com« convnl<-m-«nt, to offer special rates for transportation “Are you superstitious?” contains to the credit of Tottle.” you can do is to take the ticular rheumatism are tin- special a miserable invalid of valvular iliaca»« “ Not in the least, ” answered Miss He swore; not there in tbe bouse, and with others offer prizes for tho l>an<'s of childhood. Them-all alike r- of the heart. All tlicw mishaps are great« alterative and tonic Giggins. “I used to be, but, do you best designs and decorations. A pro but later, while he was taking a nice, tlic direct result of neglcvtcd cold. Pe suit from catching cold. gram la arranged, consisting of proces know, I found that whenever I got to brisk, three-mile walk to keep bls ap Pe-ru-na Kept in the Mouse for Five One child catches cold and scares its nina in Ilio aob-guanl nt the family. If sions, public meetings, concerts and ; believing in signs I had bad luck.”— pointment for that evening. And it Years. mother into hysterica by having croup a child cateliea cold, Penina should I« was a week before be could be in other attractions which will Interest Which has cured thousands. Exchange. usisi immediately. Mr. Albert Lietaman, 159(1 Milwau in the dead of night. the townspeople and visitors, Gener duced to look at the little bank again, A few doses of Penina and a child’s Another child catches cold, dcve.ops kee Ave., Chicago, 111., writes: ally a committee of leading ell izens, Deafness. which he has classified as a sort of an cold Is gone. Th* apprehension of th« a stubborn cough that will not yield to “ I am only too glad to inform you His “Turnout.” headed by the mayor, take charge. Cases of deafness should not be al- Inanimate confidence man.—Brooklyn The |>arenl» arc parents tlee away. Tho household is that I am feeling splendid and have ordinary remedies. and large sums of money are expend- Clerkley—Isn’t this earlier than lowed to go without treatment. Even ~ Eagle. free from loar once more. never felt better in my life. Through tilled aith forbodinga. ' ed in arranging the carnival. your usual time for going home? the seemingly hopeless cases should be If you do nut derive prompt and ant- Still another child catches cold and Each resident vies with his neighbor the advice of a friend I tried Peruna, Barkley—Yes, but my wife said if I sent to the aurist for an c pinion i as to a INDIAN AS FOOTBALL PLAYER. lafnetory results from II’« use of Peru* develops that moat fatal innl.idv of chil and am glad to say it cured me to per came out by the 3:45 she’d meet me likelihood of improvement under • treat- In the decorations, and there Is shown He Io Unourpaaeed in Running and what can be done with the grain In fection. I began to tell a friend about dren, capillary bronchitis. The ductor na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, with the carriage. ment. Tackling—Fond of Oame. “I didn’t know you kept a horse i honor of which the celebration Is held, j Peruna the other day anti I had no is called, pronounces the com - pneu giving a full statement of your casa As a matter of prosaic fact, these and carriage.” Some of the designs are truly wonder sooner commenced than lie told me his monia, anil if the child is lucky enough and he will In- pleased to give you ins How It Happened. hard-working and well-behaved wards ful. As single stalks can be procured folks have kept Peruna in the house for to live it has developed weak lungs valuable advice gratis. “Er—er—it’s a baby and carriage.” Kooney—Where did ye git the black of the nation at Carlisle have been Adrets Dr, Hartman, President of which are fifteen feet In height, an op the past five years. I am sore I would- i from which it may never recover. eye, Moike? i from the atart models of disciplined portunity Is offered to construct pa n’t be without it. Mother also uses it I And yet another child catcliee cold The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Explicit. Clancy—Why, Tim Dolan’s just back educated conduct on the football godas. booths and other ornamental to keep herself in goml health." and articular rheumatism is the result. It ill io Van Quizz—Where does young Chipe- from his honeymoon, an’ ’twas me ad and field as well as off, and only their buildings with walls and roofs of the ton work? vised Tim to git married. shocks of black hair and their plant The stalks have sue Fitz-Bile—In a wholesale grocery strength swarthy faces mark them as unusual I and lightness that they can eb be easily I concern. Boiled Fish Alive. or odd when they line up against the Van Quizz—I know, but for whom? Tt !s seldom that one sees a boiled "palefaces,” says a writer In the Il made into representatives of castles, forte and historic structures. The Inconsistency. Fitz-Bile—Oh, for a gambling house. fish alive, yet there are such in the lustrated Sporting News. —New Orleans Times-Democrat. leaves are worked Into an Inconceiva "Jenkins is a queer duck.” boiling lake of Amatitlan, Guatemala. These lads are intensely fond of "What's lie done now?" A species of fish was lately seen there football, and they have left in them ble variety of designs. The women The Prickly Pear. "Why, last night he fretted and by a French traveler. These fish, he an inherited Indifference to hurts and and girls make costumes out of the **l bare cone 14 day« at a time with««« a The prickly pear of Africa is so tena asserts, often pass days in the boiling i a toughness of fiber that are their husks, even to hats and bonnets. They ■otemenl set th« bowel«, not bring Alii« to fumed ami tlnully slanged ln-cauae In» cious of life that a leaf or even a small water, which comes from numberless strongest qualities when added to are woven Into parasols and umbrel move them except by uainc tool «nier Inaction«. wife took three minutes to dress for a las. while frequently the front of a | Chrome constipation for aevun yr» hi |tia< > i me lu 'ear ride out to tin- park, anil last arrk portoin of a leaf if thrown on the hot springs. line terribie condition! during that time I did ev swiftness and agility of movement I building will be hidden ground strikes out roots almost imme by a covering erything I heard of butnever found any relief, *uch j he ant in nn open boat in tlie hot, broil* H.«. I t>r«g rtin toy or <!•<>• have seen them play through a hard of them, thirty or forty was my case until 1 began using < AM AltE IM. I Hi’« rtigiGr*. al*«! th« latn«l In •«« mill ma- diately and becomes the parent of a feet In length, now An Evidence of Juvenile Genius. have from one to three pn* migra a day and If 1 : ing nun from 2 o'clock until 6 without • I ih ’ »lump |*tillrr«. wall drilling game without one call for “ time out ” i machia- fast growing plant. waa rich I would give |WUUB for each movemeuli il getting n bite ami trnjoyed it.”—Balti* •»«» «Ir . «tr Scribbles—That three-vepr-old neph because of injury, and nearly everyoue with openings cut for the window« iaaucha relief.* A) i meh I. H i nt . U rlia for yuur nood«. more New». ew of mine tore up my last 10,000 who has seen them play must have and doors. 10* RuaaeH Bl . He trull. Mlob Electric Flat Irons. The manufacture of corn millnery Rtil! RSON MACHINERY CO. word manuscript yesterday. noticed the fierceness of their tackling For coughs and eol<t« there is no better l oot of .Motrlaon Street One factory has marketed 60,000 Daisy Cuttiny — How precocious! and their fashion of breaking out of a has become an art among the Western CANDY medicine than Piso’« Cure for Consump Portland Oregon women. At a carnival held In Atchi electric flat-irons this season. CATHARTIC I didn’t know that he could read. tion. Price 25 cents. scrimmage on the rebound like so son the principal milliners of the town many rubber balls. In running, tack- ' produced some wonderful creations of Divorce Laws and Divorces. In Society, ling and aggressive line-breaking the headgear entirely from the silk, husks The country with perhaps the most Indians are unsurpassed. Tens—Miss Nuritch talks so much and tassels. Many of them were worn lenient divorce laws in the world is Their weakness is an argument in alxmt her mother's social j-osition lie- Ayer’s Pills arc good liver The INTERNAL REMEDY Sweden, and there the divorce rate in favor of the claim that football is during the carnival week by tlie belles fore she was married. of the place. Mo Case Exist» it Will Net Car* lower than in the Netherlands, which, a question of the trained mind as much pills. You know that. The best Jess—Well? after England, has the strictest laws as the powerful body. It is mental Pleasant. Palatal, p. Potent Tn»t« flood. Tess—Did she really have any posit family laxative you can buy. A Case of Drfrctlve Memory. Good. Nover Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe 10c, in the world. ion in society? alertness and adaptability that the Car They keep the bowels regular, An anecdote which has lately been ... CURE CONSTIPATION. . lisle players find themselves lacking going the rounds In British official cir Jess—Oh, lots of them. She never casts WHtSE AIL tist FAILS. Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. U Banana Rivals Potato. cure constipation. acceptcl a place as cook except in very when they meet the first-class teams. n time. Bolt The banana and potato are almost To analyze and meet the unexpected, cles concerns the memorable experi I swell families.—Brooklyn Eagle. ence of a certain member of Parlia Want your moustache or beard identical in cLemical composition. and to solve the problems of a scien ment during the last year of Queen I Motli.n will Sn.t Mrs Winslow • Snothtns a beautiful brown or rich black Usa tific attack and defense of a style to Victoria’s reign. The statesman in Sirup ths brst rsme lr u> uh tor th.lr chlldrsn which they are not accustomed puzzles question is not one of those who are >te isstinug aaMun. the slower and less effectively trained most firmly convinced of the lieneflts mind of the Indian, and be cannot of total abstinence, «nd the evening Th. Baby Humorist. Forty year j a^o and after marw yeara make as quick a change of mental “Of course,” said Mrs. Extrygrssl, of a certain public function nt which of use on the eastern coast. Tower 's base as the white youth. This is to be royalty was to be present found him Waterproof Oiled Coats were Introduced “you are f<jnd of bright, precocious expected, and the astonishing feature in a condition which would not have in the West and were called dickers by babies?” of it is that the Indian player is able “Oh, yes; certainly,” replied old been edifying to the supporters of that the pioneers and cowboys. This graphic to make the showing he does. He Batch, “but I draw the line on thesnp- movement The late Queen was re nope has come into such general use that comes to Carlisle from the reserva ceiving the guest« of honor, and It it is frequently though wrongfully applied poM'd smart sayings made up by tlie tion a little savage and in perhaps a parents and loaded off on poor infanta.” was necessary that the convlval M. P. to many sitstitutes You want the jemme It is natural to rub the spot that hurts, and when rheumatic half dozen years he is fashioned into should —Baltimore American. Ìs be presented with the rest ' Look for the A jn of the fish, and pains are shooting through the joints and muscles and they are the clean, alert, self-respecting young As he approached his sovereign, Vic ))«««rv« your confi ’ a e.rman.ntly < arM. rr<> nuor nsrveusnaas man who delights those who know the none Tower on the buttons. inflamed and sore, the sufferer is apt to turn to liniments and plaster« toria extended her hand for him to 0 after Ural day's us. <>f Dr Knm-'aOri-al Nervs dence. They have never ' ’ MAM IS SVl SHS YU1.0W U» < for relief; and while such treatment may quiet the pain temporarily, good football, played with ardor, yet kiss. But he did not kiss It; Instead, t"f Free as trial bol I le and lr<-atl*v failed—won't fall now. SOLD r>Y ROPP' StNTATrvl TRADE ur. k. H. g||0,, Udirti Arch HI. 1'blla.l-lpbla, Fw Sold by all dealer«. no amount of rubbing or blistering can cure Rheumatism, because it with self-control and intelligence of a he grasped it and shook It with vigor k THE WORLD OVER. 1W>4 B«ed A an order. While his opponents shout 1 A J TOW« CO. BOSTON. MAS! USA is not a skin disease, but is in the blood and all through the system, high ou« enthusiasm, while lie scrutinized postpaid, free4 >paln. TOW!» CAN1WAN CO, LsaV« TOIOHTOCAM and rave in moments of great stress, and every time you are exposed to the same conditions that caused he plays the game In silence, without a her face with grave perplexity. D. M. FIRRY a CO. Spain is divided Into forty-nine prov Detroit, Mich. "Your face, madam," he observed, the first attack, you are going to have another, and Rheumatism show of emotion, whether he wins or inces, each of which has its own par Not an Authority. will last just as long as the poison is in the blood, no matter what loses—the type of the true sportsman. "is perfectly familiar to me, but I’m liament, chosen by popular suffrage, There are some persons who can’t under restrictions, and every commune R. N. U. -ou ou apply externally. Too 100 much muc acid in the blood is one cause of He Is a vindication both of the whole blowed if can remember your name!" take a joke, but Fogg is not one of has its own local administration under _____ ! ' * troubles, ‘ , bad digestion, weak kidneys and some training of football in the devel- ¡heumatism ; , stomach New Hnbntltute for Rubber. them. One of tlie boys acquainted an elected ayuntamiento ami an aleade opment of young manhood and of the torpid liver are other causes Gutta-jootalong is a new innterlal with Fogg’s frequent changes of aliode, chosen thereby. UNABLE TO BLEEP AT NIGHT. magnificent work accomplished by the which bring on this painful dis Sidney, Ohio, August 26,1903. which is utilized its a substitute for asked him whi:h he thought was the ease, because the blood becomes A few mouths ago I was feeling wash policy and life work of Col. Pratt at and in conjunction with India rubber. cheaper, to move or to pay rent. and run down and unable to get sleep at tainted with the poisonous mat night. I fule extremely bad, and also had Carlisle. It 1» a product of the East Indi a, "I can’t tell you, my dear boy, 1 “"'ßhmfA'N’ii'ÖÜL-ihY FOOD pains in my joints and mus- ter which these organs fail to rheumatic chiefly the Island of Borneo, and in have alwsys moved." A Fair Question. olea. The medicine I used gave me only it mains Hana Laj »nd Kaapi th»m laying. it curat Roup, Cholar» and All carry out of the systetn. Cer temporary relief at beat; co seeing B. B 8. the form in which It Is imported Is de A hypochondriac who visited Sir Co Dllasw. It itrsngthsni young chick», and ma«M thsm grow. Pries 25c and 50c. Criminal*! Byes. highly recommended for such trou tain secret diseases will produce bles, I began its use. and after taking It nan Doyle in the days when he was scribed as “whitish In color, looking _ young chicken« commenced dying, and after loeln* four doarn I pur- « dmm a padtave of your PKfJMHlAN POULTRY FOOD, whim ito|.|s«d th. in Rf Rheumatism, and of all forms for some time was well pleased with the a practicing physician complained of something like marsh mallow candy, A Russian savant lays claim to a dis from flying and I have .-omitantly kept it on hand over Mince I can recommend result. It did away with the rheumatic ItM juat what I n needed in raialntf poultry. U. K- KIOGIN, Latah, Wei«h. covery for detecting criminals. Ac this is the most stubborn and pains, gave me refreshing sleep and “a very bad side.” He told bls story smelling strongly of petroleum and cording to M. Karloff, the scientist in POKTLAND NEEI> CO,, Portland. Or.» C'onet Armta. built up my general syatem, giving me •evere, for it seems to affect strength great detail, says the London oxidizing on exposure to the nlr, be question, yon can tell a criminal by end energy. It ie a good modi* in coming hard.” Its Importation him In without a doubt, and I take pleas* Chronicle. every bone and muscle in the cine, ure in endorsing it. creased from 6,500,000 pounds In 18'X) the color of his eyes. Murderers and lie put his hand above his waist body. The blood is the medium R. r. D. No. I. thieves have maroon or reddish brow n S. B. BOUGHTON. to 14,000,000 pounds In 1908. line, and said: A FINE UMBRELLA by which the poisons and acids eyes, tramps light blue, and so forth. “I get a sharp pain here. Doctor, Is the best present in Oregon or Washington you can are carried through the system, and it doesn’t matter what kind of M. Karloff lias classified eyes into fam Penalty of Wealth. give your wife, your daughter, your lady lilend, or Rheumatism JVM you xauva., have, *•> it must be or JVM you whenever I touch my head.” ilies and has drawn up rules which lie XLUCUHiaUaUJ AZX- treated VIVUVV« through the blood, wa yourself. Wo sell beauties, of lest iiuallt i, al veiy "Wealth ha« its penalties,” said the "Why on earth. then, do you touch reaaonabla prices. JOHN ALLESINA. Portland, Ora. declares to be infallible. Honest folk can never get permanently rid of it As a cure for rheumatic trou trito philosopher. head?” Dr. Doyle asked, mildly ant clarite A Co. have dark gray or blue eyes.—London bles S. S. S. has never been equalled. It doesn’t inflame the stomach your “ Yes. ” answered Mr. Cumrox, !■rank c<>. but drily. Globe. and ruin the digestion like Potash, Alkaliesand other strong drugs, "wealth Is what compels a man to eat I fy tVAU No Appetite Hood’s Sarsaparilla Ask Your Druggist for Free Pe-ru-na Almanac for 1904 CONSTIPATION WANTED’ Good Pills Perrin’s Pile Specific F BUCKINGHAM’S DYE THERE IS NO ®, SLICKER LIKE RHÍU NOT A SKIN DISEASE. e e dä E m «I i ____ frMK but tones up the general health, gentlj stimulates the sluggish organs, and at the same time antidotes and filters out of the blood all poisonous acids and effete matter of every kind ; and when S. S. S. has restored the blood to its natural condition, the painful, feverish joints and the sore and tender muscles are immediately relieved. ~ Our special book on Rheumatism will be mailed free to those desiring it. Our physicians will cheerfully answer all letters asking for special information or advice, for which no charge is made. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GAa Not Asked Yet. Tess—So she’s to be Mrs. Roxley, eh? Jess—I don’t know. Tess—Why, I’m aure It was your- self who told me she bad determined ! to marry him. Jess—Well, that’« different.—I’lilla- delplila Press. When a man does a fool thing, lie thinks It's smart or be would--’ t de fancy cooking the whole year rotimi Instead of having cakes hot from the griddle and home-made preserves.”— Washington Star. A Family of Glsntn. In the Gregory family. Webster County, Virginia, there are 13 sons nil over 6 feet tail, and each weighin': more than 180 pounds. The Mverafa bmui tranta etb»c» to see him as he sees himself. Sprains and Bruises St. Jacobs Oil nadsky Stamp it th. perfect remedy