Klamath republican., August 06, 1903, Image 4

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Nothing Doing.
think I’ll wager with you,”
Hbakir, "you haven't the
''
RSay I*," replied the butcher,
' “¿Pt see you putting up any
iPoeton Commercial Bulletin.
I Her First Query.
hr," said Mr. Cubbage to bis
was dangerously ill, "Mrs.
is downstairs and wants to
has she got ent" asked the
an feebly.
Often the Cass.
oosing a wife, said ths scanty-
iloeopher, "one should never
appearances.”
s right," rejoined the very
in. "The homliest girls u»u-
e the most money.”
The Will and the Way.
Sister—Oh, Edgar, you
now how it would please me if
uld only eettle down and go to
Stith a will.
ward Brother—Never mind, sis-
wait till the old man shuffles
mortal coil and you’ll see me io
Ik with a will, if that document
t suit me.
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A Question.
hat do you think of the new
er?” asked Mis. Starvem.
Bh, I den’t know,” replied star-
. "I think he’s very polite,
ither that or very sarcastic. Did
hear him ask if I’d have the
?”—Philadelphia Prese.
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was strangely silent on the subject of
field service, and Hetty put It down
to a brave man's reticence when It
came to speaking of his own acts on
the field of battle. Betty might not
ha»e liked It had she known that when
she was looking up tlie colonel’s regi­
ment he was making luqulrles in cer­
tain financial circles about the extent
Mrs. F. Wright, of Oelwein,
of her bank account. The report .-00111
Iowa,
is another one of the
ed to please him, and he proceed d to
make hay while the sun shone, and It million women who have been
was a particularly cloudless month at restored to health by Lydia E.
Lowland Glen,
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound.
Betty knew with a girl's Intuition
that an offer was not far away. She A Young New York lastly Tell»
of u Wonderful Cure t —
felt a pang, however, every time she
saw Captain Lanyard and saw how
“ My trouble waa with the ovaries ;
miserable he looked, though he tried I am tall, and the doctor »aid I grew
to put a brave face on the matter. It too fast for my strength. 1 suffered
the truth be told. Betty eril'd a little dreadfully from inflammation and
doctored continually, but got no help.
In the privacy of her room when she I suffered from terrible dragging sen-
at
the
glorious
old
flag
tl
'Sting
looked
nations with the most awful pains low
Iu the sunshine at the flagstaff peak down iu the side and Mini
pains in the bad
back,
ilzing headaches,
In the fort beyond, and sighed and and the moat agon'-!-.
No oue knows what 1 end lured. Often
sighed again.
_
One day I.awyer Coke, who looked I was sick to the stomach, and every
after Betty Rawlln’s estate, heard little while I would bo too aick to go
work, for three or four days ; I work
from a close friend that a certain Eng­ to
in a large store, and 1 suppose stand­
lishman had been Inquiring about Bet ing on my feet all day made me worse.
ty’s financial standing. “Fortune hunt­ ' " At the suggestion of a friend of
er If not a fraud,” said old Coke to my mothers I began to take Lyi’tis
himself, and then, as luck would have E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com­
It. he happened to pick up a copy of pound. and it is simply wonderful.
the Broad Arrow, the Journal of ths I felt better after the first two or three
; it seemed as though a weight
united services of Great Britain. doses
was taken off my shoulders ; I con­
Lawyer Coke looked at It His eyes tinued its use until now I can truth­
fell on a paragraph and he chuckle»!. fully say I am entirely cured. Young
He folded the paper up. put It In his girls who are always paving doctor's
pocket and took the first train fot bills without getting any'help as I did,
Lowland Glen. He marked the para­ ought to take your medicine. It
graph lu the paper and put It where hs costs so much less, and it is sure to
them. — Yours truly, ADKi.AtDB
knew Betty would be sure to pick II cure
P rahl , 174 St. Ann's Ave., New York
up, and from the nature of the publics Citv." — (3000 fvf.lt If orlflxal of JMe l.tt*
tlon he knew she would be sure to read .rati., ttiulntmn cmko I b. pndw.0.
It from start to finish.
Betty Rawlins felt that the hour wa« I
Tl,e peeH«"® Sktrt Mupporter and Fante»*
erh thè brut. No Unitoli*, llucltl««(
coming when she would have to an LAU1C0
Hook* or l’ina. Allyour neiichborM will whu I
lt.
Keml
25c
«ampie and pru e l<» hk » ih *.
I- A
swer a question put to her by Colona! FOLLE I LE fur CU.,
Kuoiu 17. Cambridge Bloc-ft,
Reginald Southcote. She was think Portland. Or.
Ing of this when she picked up the
Broad Arrow. She knew what th«
paper was, for she had heard of It
She read It eagerly. The date of th«
and Hog* for market. Shorten»
paper was three months back.
Th« Cattle
fattening period one-fourth. Saves Feed.
marktd paragraph caught her eye. Sht
read this:
Prun»ian Htock Food lant winter and turned
"General Powell-Baden Inspected th« “ off T fed
th« fattest cattle 1 ftvftr had for the name l«hrtk
Royal Yorlckshlre Regiment Iasi of tune • • • | consider
Thursday. It was the first training PruMlan Stock Food
well worth the cost
day of this militia organization for a I would not be with­
lt.-G.W. A1NMY,
year. The new men were In poor trim out
Parker. S. D.
and Colonel Reginald Southcote, whe
has seen no foreign service and rerj VDPl? Takethisad.
th« dealer
little at home, had hard work to glv« r ItLu tu
whose name
iwlow and <el a
commantis and to sit his horse prop appear»
copy of th« F ahmhk ’ h .t
erly. The regiment will need overhaul- ■TocaaAM’s H and B ook
Ing to bring It up to even militia stand­ PORTLAND NICKI» CO..
ards.”
Coast Agenti.
The paper dropped from Betty's fing­
ers. "Militiaman; never saw a day*«
real service; couldn't sit on his horse;”
and then Betty gasped. Her thoughts
turned to another paragraph that ahs
had reud In an American journal. It
told how one Captain Roy Landyard
bad received the Congressional medal
of bon:r for personal gallantry In ths
saving of the life of a comrade under
fierce Are in the Philippine Islands.
Betty knew that night at the ball at
Alcohol, I I I llustrated I
the hotel that Colonel Reginald South­
Cpium,
ClRCULARfl
cote was seeking her out, but she
avoided him.
Capialn Roy Lanyard
Tobacco I |fr*y a rtOHToo«ci»Y Snl
met her and she smiled on him, and
PonrLAND. Q m
Using M» ttiephone
there was a look In her eyes that made
Matn J9J-
the young soldier's heart leap. "Won't
you go for a walk with me?” be said.
"Yes,” she answered softly.
As they passed down the hotel steps
the moonllgLt fell full upon them, and
Lawyer Coke, who was standing on
“Both my wife and my*,lrhav<- bees
the veranda, smiled, and, being a bit ■sing
CA.SCaRgTS and tbev are the best
of a wag. he turned to a friend who ■ edlcTns «« bsve aver bad In the bou»e I.Ml
my «If* wm frsntic with besdsche for
bad been watching the course of wees
two days, she triad some of yourCASCAHETS,
events for a month past and said:
»nd they relieved the pain In her head almoes
Immedlatsly.
We both rerommand CMcareta ’
“Alas! Poor Yorlckshlre.”—Chicago
C has . STBixronn.
Record-Herald.
Pittsburg Sats A Deposit Co , Pittsburg. Pa.
ETTY RAWLINS had a bank
account, and a huge one at
that. But Betty had a greater
fortune in her face, for she was as
pretty as a spring beauty, and though
she was perverse and pouty when she
wanted to be she was ordinarily as
sweet as a violet.
Betty lived In the summer time at
Lowland Glen, not many miles remov­
ed front Fort Sherman, a big garrl-
s n with enough youug officers on
duty to fill the ranks of a company
had they been forced to drop the sword
and shoulder the Krag-Jorgenson.
Betty loved the mlltary—what girl
doesn't?—and if the truth be told
Betty's heart was set on marrying Into
the soldiery, but she had made up her
mlitfl secretly that he couldn't think of
looking at anything less than a colonel,
and when she thought of lt she sigh­
ed. for the colonels In Uncle Sam's
r gulars were all so dreadfully old. and
Betty was only 19, mind you.
There was young Roy Lanyard sta­
tioned at Fort Sherman.
He was
mighty good looking. Betty admitted
this to herself, and lt wouldn't be a
bit hard to love him, but Roy was
only a captain, and nothing but a
colonel would do. Captain Lanyard, to
get Into the middle of things at ouce,
was just as desperately In love with
Betty as a young soldier just o!d
enough to know bls own mind can be. ;
He dldu't care a rap about Betty’s ’
bank account; In fact, he never gave It |
a thought. It was Just Betty herself ,
that he wanted, but he didn't dare say
io.
Now Betty ka l another falling, not
uncommon among American girls not
old enough thoroughly to understand
that Yankee husbands are the best In
the world, and that was a firm belief
that the Ideal cotid'tlon in married life
would be that which would come from
a, husband who was a combination of
ThoughtfuL
or—I think you understand fully
the directions for these medicines
this is for yonr dyspepsia.
‘atient—Why, I haven’t dyspepsia,
Fattens QUICK!
FATTEST CATTLE.
tor—Uh, I know; but you will
it when you have taken those
K ter medicines.—Tit-Bits.
The Fitness of Things.
‘If you were a woman,” raid the
lor girl who was entertaining a
ler, "I’d show you my new frock,
t as you’re a man I’ll show you the
ippers that go with it.”—Washington
tte readers of this paper will be pleased te
that there is at least one dreaded disease
•eteuee haa been able to cure in all iu
M, and that 1« catarrh. Hall’«Catarrh Cur«
a only positive cure known to the medical
ternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis-
requires a constitniional treatment.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, actins
’directly upou the blood and mucona surface«
of the system, thereby destroying the founda-
; tlon of the disease, and giving tha patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro­
prietors have so much faith In its curative
powers, that they offer Ono Hundred Dollars
for any case that it falls to cure. Send for list
of testimonials. Address
F. J. CHKNKY A CO, Toledo, O.
■old by druggists, 75c.
Heli'sTaaaflx FUla are tha bass.
SUFFERED FROM CATARRH OF THE KIDNEYS
lha F«mou«
CAPT. BOY LiXYARD LOOKED
WAS MiBERABLK.
ON
AND
ure
Paul Belloul Du Chaillu. the faiuo»*
traveler, who died « •!><*«
*tfO'
was the center of a fierce eonlrovei *y
forty and fifty >'<'«>'» «<'•■ wl"’u " *
stories of life In Central Africa, and
his discovery of the gorilla, alm'o »«u
Armed, were meuouueed -•» «*°»* ,'1
aggeratlone, If not absolute
’
never fully overcame the effects or (
bls defamation and vilification, and
although he lived to enjoy m«''.' h,HI
ora. he did not reap the full reward
due to his aehlevemenlA
Horn 11
New Orleans In t«W. he waa 'Mrly
taken to Africa by his father. *:>o
Mulot
held a consular appointment In the
Gaboon, lu 1852 he published a sell»«
of uewspaper articles about <he Ga­
boon country which attracted much at
tention. In 18« he returned to the
West Coast of Africa.
t'r.Jc om
panlcd by any white man. he traveled
a distance of S.tMU miles In a practic­
ally unknown country. He killed :tud
stuffed 2.000 birds, Including many
new species, and many gorillas, of
which he brought the first accounts to
Europe. It was fils vivid and elo
quent description of these huge and Pe ru-na Creating a National Sen-«tlon In the Cure
ferocious apes that excited Incredu
ef Chr.mk Ailment» uf the Kidneys.
my-
Major T- H. Mar*, o'
,1"’* "■"•■ to remain.
Here Is the account which he gave
Itgivoa great
of his encounter with bls first gorilla. eonsl» esv.lry W
"Suddenly nu Immense gorilla ad j i4ifl ihinniiig street, Chicago, III., 11« vigor to the
vancesl out of the wood atialght to folio«ing letter:
heart’s ac­
ward us. and gave vent, as he came • •I or veers I suffered with catarrh tion and di-
- gestiva Sys­
up, to a terrible howl of rage, as much of tha kidnevssontrai toJ In the
as to any. '1
tired of being pur­ Medicine did not help me anv until s tem, toit li of
comrade «ho had been helped by Pe­
sued and will face you.’
are
runs advbed me to try •«- 1 *V’ufh‘ which
“It was a lone male, the kind »
,me at once, and soon found ble »cd apt to fai
which are always the most ferocious relief. I kept taking it four months, rapidly
This fellow made the woods resound and am now well and »Hong and feel this di
with his roar, which Is really an aw­ better than I have done for th« P«»’ ««»«.
ful sound, resembling the rolling and twenty year», thank» to I’crana.
I’e una
of the kidiayi
muttering of distant thunder.
He 1. H. Mar».
«imply
liemuae it cures talarrh eh«,
was about twenty yards off when we
At the appearance of the first symp­ over located.
first »aw him. We at once gatbere.1 tom o( kidney trouble, Peruns should
If you du not derive prompt and m).
together, and I wa» about to take aim lie taken. This remedy strikes at once
and bring him down where he stood the very roots o( the dl»«as«. Il at iafaclory results from th« use of Perm
when my most trusted man. Malaoneti. once relieves the caUrrbal kidneys ol ns. write at ome to l>r Hartman, git.
»topped me, saying, In a whisper. ‘Not the stagoant blood, preventing th« «» Ing a full smtatement ot ymir < am st>l
cspe of serum from the blood. Peruns lie will 1« pleased to give you his vain-
time yet.'
aide advice gratis.
"We stood, therefore, In silence, gun stimulates the kidneys to ««Crete from
Address hr. Hartman, President of
In baud. The gorilla looked at its for the blood the accumulating poison, ami
a moment or so out of Ills evil gray thus prevents th« convulsions which are Th« Hartman Hauilarium, Columba«
eyes, then beat Ills breast with hl» sure to follow if the polsous are allowed Ohio.
gigantic arms and what arm» he had!
—then gave another howl of defiance
Woman's Heat Irland.
Enviable.
and advanced upon us. How horrible
"Ye»," e*i<l th« nervous man, "I
Patience—Woman is woman'i 1*1
he looked!
I »hall never forget It have a habit of talking iu iny sleep.’*
friend, after all.
Again he stopped, not more than flf
And the eminent cititeli who is ex­
Patrice—I gueva you’ie right.
teen yards away.
Still Maliiomn pected to respond to an ovation in ev­
"Certainly I'm tight. Fv»t> ehaa
said, 'Not yet.’ Good gracious! what ery town that tlie train goes thtough she is getting married <1 ean'l a mac
Is to become of u» If our guns ml«, murmured :
give her away and the maid of honor
fire, or If we only wound the great
"What a valuable accomplishment." s and up for her?" — Yonaera Matte
beast?
man.
"Again the gorilla inaile an advance
For br«»n< hial Iruublea try
Cgpf
upon us. Now he was not twelve
fur Conan nipt ion
It la « »-<»>4 coMb
yards off. 1 could see plainly 1)1« f<*
medichi«. At druggi»!«. pi ♦-»«•a.t.
roclous face, It was distorted with
rage; bls huge teeth were ground
Contemporary.
against each other, so that we could
Mav told s joke to Flo one day,
hear the sound; the »kin of the fore
Sign Wsao'l Right.
"<>h, my! thet a old. ' said Flo.
head was drawn forward and l>ack
He—1 wonder why Mies Elderly "Oh, is It, really, dear" «aid May,
rapidly, which made hla hair move up : never married?
"Of course, you ought to know.”
and down and gave a truly devilish
—Philadelphia I'rwa.
Mie—Oh, I snppoeo she was turn iu
expression to his hideous face. One* : the wrong time of the moon,
more the most horrible monster ever
if»—The wrong time of the moon?
kulyrnon Muchlnv Co.
created by Almighty God gave a roar
She—Yes, there wasn't any man in
m ci r.voKn tu J ohn i *< m > ie
which seemed to shake the wood like it.
I <M»t of Morri««a MI.. Portland. OrefM.
La
•
thunder. I could really feel the earth
> aulii««« Mtum i» Fuller. I« t - seiw aer eitk
tremble tinder my feet.
FITS r»rman*ntly <‘ar««l Nt» flt»or n«rTousur«a two her nr«
lluetoaye Hawmlll Markluerj, K»
I I I U * '
M
■ e-.real Neu« ginenftud Bailler«
Hl an*l Mlrèn«» >aa>l)M
"The gorilla, looking us In the eye llsvtrf
r Fr««» • I trial botila and tre-ati«*. T ngltir«
H rit« ua wb«u in want ui ftuytlu«<
and beating bls breast, advanced Ur K- H Hilft«, U4 MMrb hl.. Fbilad«lpLla, fa In mac hinery Une.
again.
Frogs Aro Not Fishes.
’’ ’Don't fire too soon.' «alii Maino
ncn; 'If you don't kill him. he will
Ths French court of i-assation, the PORTLAND ACADEMY
AN UKI IM< AMD U A\M* Al
kill you.'
highest tribunal In Franc«, solemnly
SUKMN
jOYS AMD CWU
I •
"This time he came within eight decided that frogs are not fiabe*. The
iHaflimaf ■tjwlre III» hieb I ft
• *»♦ ♦ '•*»
yards of us lH-fore he stop|>ed. I was case concerneii fishing privileges in cer­ Ih» appsHniffi«>tils ••»«! «»i|»ri» «imi 4 • ■•»•Ni
law
Alloii
In
un*
Ih*
»«•• m UIW
breathing fast with excitement as I tain streams and eeut through three rrgiona of Ih« Va» in* •«»••• < Hu •(« sulM
•“<
watched the huge beast. Malsonen courts before the question waa Dually I hrallhfWI For calalo«»« a4»h*-»
roRTLAffD ACAPtMY.
PORTLAND. 01 EU*.
only said. 'Steady,' as the gorilla came decided.
up. • ■ • When he stopp<-d Malao
neu said. 'Now!' And before he could
utter the roar for which he «m open
Ing bls mouth, three nmsket balls wer<
In Ills body, lie fell dead almost with
out a struggle.”
Englishman and English army officer.
“The colonels are younger over there,”
said Betty to herself, “and they are
all of aristocratic family, and, oh
well, Englishmen are just too lovely
for anything.”
The summer colony at Lowland Glen
Follies ef Long Ago.
was unusually large that season. There
Bibbs—No man knows himself.
were bunches of swell doings, as the
Gibbs—That’s true.
I have just slangy Yale counsln of Betty would
been reading over some letters I wrote put It. The army officers from Fort
to my wife before wo were married.— Sherman were much in evidence, and
Phi adelphia Ledger.
one young captain In particular was
very much In evidence in the vicinity
In a Quiver ef Rage.
of Miss Betty Rawlins. Betty saw the
First Actrese-rl was entirely beside evidence clearly, and how she did wish
myself with rage.
that the president would retire some
Second Actress—You certainly were. few hundreds of superior officers so
Why, you quivered oven in the places that Roy Lanyard could tack the ab­
8ONDAE HAD NO PATENT
you wore upholstered.—Life.
breviation "CoL” to the front part
Ant Any Rod« Dispenser Could Sei;
of his name.
Hie Drink.
Misplaced Affection.
CANDY
Tele of a Grnteful Moose.
One day there was excitement at
Sunday, Sunda, Honda*.
CATHARTIC
—
She kissed him and careseed him,
The moose and elk liberated In the
Lowland Glen. Mrs. Calumet had ln-
Take your choice, for they all menu
But ’twas not what he deeired;
vlted two Englishmen, one of them an Adlrondacks by the State of New
He only looked at her and growled—
the same as applied to the refreshment
army officer, to spend the month with York and William C. Whitney during
For she made the poor pug tired.
offered at the soda water fountains.
them at tbelr summer home.' The the last two years have played rather
Nearly everybody calls this form ol
news reached Betty the mprn ng after odd pranks In the gardens of the na­
Human Nature.
cold refreshment "plain Sunday.” If a
the arrival of the Calumet’s two tives and with loads of hay In tran­
Some people practice what they preach, guests.
hundred admirer« of the food, drink or
Twenty young women had sit, but It cannot be said that they
But it's a lead-pipe cinch
told her about it Let the girls alone are ungrateful animals, says a New Plaaaant. Palatable Potent. Tail« Good no what you may be pleased to describe
They preach to others by the yard
It. were asked how It got Its name, the
for spreading news of this kind. "And York Tlmea writer. The home of the flood. Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe 10c. ¿c.
... CURE CONSTIPATION.
And practice by the inch.
majority would either »ay, "don't
Betty,” said one of her Informants, moose this winter has been In the (l.rila«
«._•«, raavaar, CMa-fa, Maalraal.
tw, M
know.” or probably "first served on
“one of the Englishmen Is a colonel In vicinity of the Brown's Tract ponds,
Iben and Now.
80111
<"»r.»'t**d br «II drug.
Sunday.”
bls majesty's service, and young and and there en Saturday evening the KO-TA.RAC
HU IU DAU alsuio VVKKToWsov uat.lL
"When I was coorting my wife,” good looking at that.”
The Somlae (properly spelled), came
crew of a freight train on the Rac-
said the sad-fared man, "we were two
from the name of a man. Roltert Son
Betty's heart gave a thump, “At quette Lake railroad discovered a cow
souls with but a single thought.”
dae. of French descent, was formerly
last,” she murmured to herself.
moose I d distress. The animal bad
"How about you at the present writ­
a soda dispenser In Buffalo, N. Y.
The next afternoon Betty met the been walking along the shore of a
ing?” a ked the inqaisitive youth.
When the Ice cream soda came Into
Englishmen at the Dexter Country pond and broke through the Ice and
”We still have but a single thought,” Club. Her heart fluttered a little as
vogue, Mr. Sondae noticed that a great
plunged about in the bole for some
replied the proprietor of the sad visage. the younger of the two men—the other
number of the people simply ate the
time, unable to help Itself.
“Wo both think wo made fools of was old and out of the running—was
cream, and left the liquid. He had
According to the story told by a
ourtolvoo.”
Introduced to her. Colonel Reginald trainman, he and his companions
before noticed, as had probably buu
Southcote was his name. It fairly looked on with varying emotions, but
dreds
of others, that many people
The Unexpected Happens.
rang of aristocracy and militarism. finally summoning their courage, they
j would not take plain lee cream, be
"Why that look of surprise?*’ asked Betty knsw that he was a simon-pure
cause It was not flavored highly
Blowoil, who bad just finished relating Englishman all' right enough because went to the animal's assistance and
It
out
of
the
water
with
the
got
enough.
From these observations he
aid
I
a remarkable atory. "Don’t you be­ of bls name, bls accent and bls clothes
took the cue of the present Sondae.
of boards.
Instead of taking to the
lieve it?”
—which didn't fit.
He put a little Ice cream In a small
woods after Its rescue the moose fol­
“Yes; that’s the peculiar part of it,"
For the next week Colonel Reginald
glass and covered It with crushed
replied hie friend Naggaby. "I hap­ Soutncote was Betty Rawlln's shadow. lowed the trainmen about as a pet
fruit It looked good, and It tasted
dog might, ate all of their luncheon
pen to know that it io true."
Captain Roy Lanyard looked on and that they could spare, warmed Itself
good, ao It became the moat popular
was miserable. Betty gave him two
form of cold refreshment In Buffalo in
at the side of the locomotive, got In
dances and about three words during
a few short weeks.
the way of the train and refused to go
the entire week.
From that city It spread to all parts
even when the train was compelled to
“No show for one of Uncle Ram'« move away.
of the country, but while It retained
Its gratitude was evi-
poor artillerymen when there’s one of dent
the original sound of the originator’«
King Edward's men with a drawl and
name, the spelling came to be erro
The elk and moose with which It Is
a monocle about,” sighed poor Captain
ÆÜÆ
ÆZ/I//S/7//VG
enously accepted as "Sunday.” From
hoped to restock the Adlrondacks have
Roy.
“I have uaed Ayer’s Hair Vigor
taken good care of themselves dur­
one part of the United State, to the
Colonel
Reginald
Southcote
was
not
ere
for thirty years. It is elegsnt for
other, In every city, town and cros.-
long In finding out that Betty Raw­ ing the winter. The killing of a young
a hair dressing and for keeping the
roads- wherever a soda fountain 1« t„
line had a pot of money and that she bull moose near Newcomb has aroused
hair from splitting at the ends.”—
l>e found—there are posters In win
adored the military. Betty asked him public feeling considerably.
J. A. Gruenenfelder, Grantfork, III.
&URABL&
dows which say "try ollr H1II1(I11J,R..
one day what bls regiment was, and
Humanity and Policy.
The spelling la almost uniformly Kiv,.n
DRSES HARD
he replied promptly: “I am the colonel
“Sklmper was finding fault because
Hair-splitting splits
the same a« the first day of the week
of the Royal Yorlckshlre Regiment,”
w/u //OT SCMrCH
the Are engine horses are driven so
•Mr. Sondae lmd no patent, conv
friendships. If the hair­
be said.
24 6HAO£5& CQ1.O&S
recklessly fast.”
right or other «afegu.nl on hl, orig
Betty
had
heard
tales
about
English
­
WS/ST O//HA WW
splitting is done on your
“I’ll bet If bls house was on fire
Inal formula, and so he 1« »till dl«h
men pretending to be what they were
KOPAL/ND-y
own head, it loses friends
ing out the "cold stuff” at t|lfl Ha)1|(>
not, but the colonel looked honrst he'd favor driving them a good deal
faster.”
PROM ORAL PR
old stand. Many men have acquired
for you, for every hair of
enough, and the girl was half ashamed
“No, he wouldn’t. He’s i got that old
[fortunes for producing considerably
of herself when she went to a library
your head is a friend.
in the city and took down a British shell of his Insured for twice Its
Ayer’s Hair Vigor in
military gazette from the shelf and value.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
P. N. U.
No 31-t»OJ.
I
Largest Traotion Station
advance will prevent the
looked for Royal Yorlckshlre Regi­
A woman usually follows fashions In
The electrical traction station Y,n
IIKN
writing
to
*<l
vortlaers
pleasel
ment.
She
found
It
all
right,
and
with
splitting. If the splitting
mention this paper.
I keen are building to furnish power for
the name of Reginald Southcote set dreslng her hair till the second baby
hss begun, it will stop it.
comes, when she hasn't time to experi­
their underground railways in t
down as colonel thereof.
UstttMle. AHdrftgftota.
ment, .nd dings to the styi. prevalent
will be the largest In the world n
From that time Betty was very «or- then till her death.
will have ten steam turbines of t J,
dial to the colonel. She turned ths
horse
power. The train, used will i„.
conversation occasionally on tbs Boer
A man's strength develops when he
«Hill ALL 11 S£ FAILS,
Hlmllar to those on the Boston pi.
_ Kyrun, I »«tea Good. UN
Ing to bear soma deeds of has something to do; not when bo 1.
In tin«. Hold b/ drum? 1st»
voted Railway, made up of three
tor" and four "trailer" cars
HEADACHE
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Hair Splits
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