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SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. What Ha Wsalsd. Zff Ancient Foe E ditorials To health ami I app ni »< a Scrofula— as ugly as ever aiiu • time iuiin uiorinl. It eniiM'S buueli«a in the iu«k, < a <• urea th«* skin, inflames the mucous mem- brune, wastes the muscles, weakens th» Isinea, lelucvs the power of resistance t > d.waM'and the capacity for recovery, ami «1« velopa into consumpt o>>. Hood's Sarsaparilla Chanqes of a Lifetime. It took the Rornau republic some ag«*a to pass from the simple poverty of Ha i early days u|«>u the seven hills to tb» To Htsvtn bv liutallmtsls. I ago of Augustus, but the American re Willie—Your papa's only got one public has made that vhange in oue gen arm, hasn't he? eration. Robbie. — Yeth. In tin* aecond deca.l«* af the nin«-ti*«*nth Willie—Where’« the other one? century the lives of the American poopl» Robbie—1th up in heaven.—New were ««•veri'ly simple and plain. Most ol the neees.-aries of life were raised on th» York Times. farm by the people living on it. Most of their trading was «loue by barter. Th» Ths Cultivstsd Tuts. • Monopole coffee was not intended country people scarcely ever got III the .-ourse of a year more than enough money for the use of those who prefer a 10- to pay their taxes. The fanners' houses or 15-eent grade of coffee. These peo- were almost destitute of furniture. Kx- pie, perhaps, won't see the value in it. | cept a few school books aud the family But if your taste has been in any Bible, there was no reading matter, ex- degree cultivated by the use of the I cept in favore«! neighborhoods where two higher grades, you'll think that Mono or three families took a weekly newspa- pole pure Mocha and Java is the acme | per together. Mails were infrequent uud of perfection—presuming, of course, ’ portage was almost prohibitory. The era that trie coff«*e is made light. This I ot invention had not begun. The only coffee is sold in one and one half pound I means of cooking was the open fire and the brick oven. Melt was roasted by cartons. If your grocer doesn’t keep ' suspending from a cord attached to a it, send us his name. Wadhams A hook iu the ceiling, It was with great Kerr Bros., Portland. difliculty that tires were started or kept going. Tools and food and the labor of Ths Worm. men aud auituala were freely borrowed She—Yes; I’m very sorry I married and lent. Farming tools were rude and deficient. The poverty of farms iu re you; eo there I He—Oh! You were glad to get any spect to tools made it impossible for farm body, I guess. You were no young ers to prosper except by cattle raising nnd the cultivation of the small grains. bird when I married you. Heating atom or furnaces were un She—No? But considering what I known. Communication between dis got you must admit I was an early bird. tant parts of the country was practically —Philadelphia Prose. uon-existent and transportation was of the crudest sort. Men were narrow and The fools are not all dead: their fool- bigoted. Civilisation was stationary. ishneM and rheumatism wo.ild both be There was a prejudice against innova cured with Hamlin’s Wizard Oil. tion and change, a belief that all wisdom was in the fathers. A Gtiuus. Contrast thia simple, narrow life with “There goes a great genius!” ex- the complex and broad life ot the pooreat claimed a Georgia citixen as a tail figuro farmer of our times. Think of the tool» slouched by. and hors«*s. the machinery and the im “Novelist?” proved methods he has. Think ot the "No; but he reads all the novels the comforts and luxuries that are bis. Think how farming has been changed from other (eliows write.” slavery to inspiring work. Then con “You call that ‘genius?’ " “Well, if it ain’t exactly genius, it’s trast the picture of the past with the the patience of it.”—Atlanta Constitu general wealth, progress in education, dif fusion of knowledge, opportunltit-a and tion. hopefulness of our own times. Only the beginnings of the greet power of the p«»op)e are so far seen. As a matter of fact the tremendous changes wrought by Improvement of communication and For Infants and Children. transportation have made it possible for great free governments to exist perma nently. It is now and ever will be the fashion to talk of the good old times, but in America the old times are not to be com Diamond Dick. pared with ours. Our wealth has not '“I want to know about this new spoiled the nation, though it has ruined pitcher you’ve signed,” said the re some classes. At the core the nation Is sounder now than formerly because it is porter, taking out his notebook. wiser and better trained and equipped.— “His name is Dropcurve,” replied Minneapolis Journal. •t the baseball manager. “He comes from Demopolis, where he played for Feminine Overwork. several years in a strong local nine. Now and then one bears the comment His father is well known—” that women never know when to stop and “I don’t want his pedigree,” inter take a rest, but persist in going on and on rupted the reporter. “Just tell me until they are exhausted. The explana- how much he sold for.”—Chicago Tribune. 1 CASTOR IA The Kind You Have Always Bought AN ECCENTRIC FIGURE. Henry Labouchere an Eccentric Char acter in England. Probably there Is no one tn the pub Had Him. lic eye in either Europe or America “Pa,” said little Tommy, “I’ll bet who has as many eccentricities as you a cent that you won’t give Henry I-abouchere. nickel.” the A n g 11 c is e d “Done” said pa. Frenchman who Then Tommy explained things, and has for so long pa saw that he wooid have to pay up been conspicuous either way.—Boston Globe. In the journalism of London and the Mothers will fino Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth politics of Great ing Syrup the best remedy to use lor their Britain. He has Shih Iran during the teething period. many Imitators, hut Insomnia. no equals. "Lab- by.” as he Is famil Professor—Tell me to what class iarly called, does not maladies insomnia belongs. care a fig for pub Student— Why—er, it lb a contagious lic opinion or for the good will of any diSMM. “I never heard it so described. creature under the sun. yet In some re Where did you learn this?” spects he Is Immensely popular. “From experience sir. Whenever Mr. Labouchere Is no longer young. my neighbor’s dog can’t sleep, I’m just He passed the seventy-tlve-mlle post on as wakeful as he is.’’—Tit-Bits. life’s Journey some months ago. He Is sn omnivorous reader, but a small eat Don’t Get Footsore! Get Foot-Ess». er. Except at the stern command of It ia a certain cure for sweating, callous end hot, tired, aching feet. Makes new or tight his physician he has not touched wine sh'-ea easy. Try it today. Sold by ail Druggiata. for years, and then the order was lim Trice 25c. Don’t accept a aubrtitute. Sample ited to one glass of claret dally. He Is sent FREE. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, LeKoy M. Y. equally indifferent to eating and to bis surroundings and would dine as will Th* Field of Danger. ingly In the cheapest restaurant as in Grene—Some folks imagine that golf a fashionable hotel and sleep as com is a dangerous game. Doyon think so? fortably in an attic as In a palace. Gage—I had two friends who got He Is a radical of the radicals and engaged on the golf links last season. represents Northampton In Parliament. He has been Involved In many libel suits, and at one time Sir Charles Rus sell accused biin of wearing shabby clothes In order to reduce the damages in such cases of litigation. At 23 years "Labby” was an attache of the British legation at ’.Vashlngton, The blood may be in bad condition, where be Is dimly remembered as a yet with no external signs, bo skin rather “fresh” youngster, fond of play eruption or sores to indicate it. Th« ing Mr. Selflmportant. In 1868 be was Symptoms in such cases being a variable made second secretary of Constantino appetite, poor digestion, an indescribable ple, but failed to assume his duties. weakness and nervousness, loss of flesh Formal Inquiry was made as to the and a general run-down condition of the reason for bls delay, and In due course a letter arrived at the Foreign Office system — clearly showing the blood har stating that as Inadequate provision lost its nutritive qualities, Las become this bad been made for hla traveling ex and watery. It is in just such cases that penses and that ns bls private means S. S. S.riias done some of its quickest aud were limited the attache was walking most effective work by building up the and would in due time reach the shores blood and supplying the elements lacking •f the Bosphorus. In the following to make it strong and vigorous. year he left the diplomatic service. No Externa! Symptoms. greatest of and you will appetite im- proves at once, strength returns, and nervousness vanishes as new rich pure blood once more circulates through all parts of the system. S. S. S. is the only purely vegetable blood purifier known. It contains no min erals whatever. Send for our free book ot) blood and skin diseases and write our physicians for any information or advice «ranted. No charge for medical advice. TNI CWIFT VECIFIC CO. ATLANTA, SA. •‘PEARL OF MADRID.” Thia Endearing Title Is Bestowed Upon a Former American Girl. tion. when one comes to thluk of It, Is a simple oue. tVomeu have for iuniini- erable generations beeu engaged lu work which does aot admit of vacation». while man's work does. Hence a public opin ion has grown up iu the one case which does not exist in the other. The type of woman who la liable to overwork 1» conscientious, It •he goes away tor an absolute rest of a mouth or three months, or a year, •he hear* a chorus of voices denouncing her as idle. Incompetent or neglectful of duty. Thia is especially th» case If she lx* the mother of a family. She uever gets away from the care of that family, and she is al ways conscious of the fact that If any thing happeua in her absenc» she will lie condemned by a jury of her poets for having been away when it occurred. This sort of thing takes all the rest out of a vacation, and few people have the uerve to disregard it. This morbid conacleutiousneaa, how ever. Is not a thing to encourage. The thing which every human b»iug should do i» to make sun«, first, that he or she has a fair amount of the work of the world to do, and second, to stop when that sharv is done, if a rest is necessary. Of course, most people who ar» worth anythin« in life do more than their share of work, but they should not break them selves down in the process. Every sensi ble perron should find out how far It Is possible to go. with safety to health and usefulness, and atop there unless lit» and death are involved. In that way more will be accomplished for one's self and for others than by continual over work out of some notion of pride or duty which is not real conscientiousness at *11.—New York News. The Pres# and Crime. Much has been said and writtan open the idea that the press, by the publication of the details of crime, incites to the commission of other crimes. Because the details of a suicide or a murder are some times copied by other suicides or mur derers there are those who generalise from that fact that a curb should be put upon the press to restrain them from giv- ing the sensational incidents of «net tra gedies. People who argue in that fashiou to such conclusions understand human na ture imperfectly. They who know most of the psychology of the human animal understand that there is no rigid law of imitativeness that will explalu incidental replications of example. The futility of I appealing to any such law was evidenc - ed in the cases of Cain and Abel. The I law does not exist, else both those boys would have been righteous instead of but I I the one. and to-day we would be rejoiced j by seeing only good boys and good girls I in the families of which the parents are models of morality. Humanity is burn croked twisted into a living interrogation point. It wants to know all about things as soon as it finds out that there are things. It instinc tively wants to put this and that together and get at the ends of things—and ‘hat is why the baby tries to put his toes in hia month I That same inborn curiosity follows the human creators always and •ground on Ararat I Newspaper makers know human ^na ture better thau amateur moraliata they do not fiud that newa report» of crime» breed crimes any more than news report, of sermons breed converalona, or new« reports of gifts to charity a»t everybody or mauy bodies craay to make large “®»*’ tions aud get their name, printed, lb» real newspaper giv»a the news th» »to- rlea of th. dally Ilf. »f <b. world-th. good, the evil, the wia» aud the ailly, be cause the public want to know It all and will be aatiafied with uothlng leas, lb» newspaper is printed for the ninety aud- nine that are wide awake, aud not for the oue who yearns fur th» millennial age! Atlanta Constitution. In various parts of the country there ha. beeu sn extraordinary number of tragedies »f late arising out of the adven tures of unmarried women with married men. Morbid literature, chieMy of for eign birth or extraction, haa been pro moting In thia country the myth of pl» tonic affection between men and women, married and »ingle. Almost iniariably the prismatic Illusion ia actuallsed In a •oniber ending. If crime does not smirch both the parties or annihilate either the reputation of both auffer. au«I It is the unwritten law that the woman In such a case suffers beyond repair, while th«* guil ty man escapes or endures with compla cency the stigma which cannot tw ef faced from the future of his companion. There is no prudence in mincing words about these escapades. A niarric.1 man or woman who seeks intimate and con slant compauionahip outside the fsuiily circle to w hich he or she belongs is eith er a libertine or a fool. No plea of exteuuation can b<- set up for the moral laches of a married man or married woman. They know ;>erfectly well that they are playing with tire or playing the trapper of inexperience. No family of intelligence or self respect will tolerate aocial attentions from s marri«-d man to an uuiuarrled wotuau when thoae attentions transcend the bounds of abso lute decorum. Yet mothers who are am bitious or avaricious will let their Inno cent daughters play with this moral fir» with whose flame nine times in trn they ar<* bound to be burnt. Many a blackened home is a grim monument to the sataulc character of the myth of platonic love between married men and unmarried women and no leas often between married women and un married men.—Chicago Chronicle. ■ C NÍWILL » PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT’S OFFICIAL YACHT, THE MAYFLOWER. President Roosevelt's official yacht, the Mayflower, has been practically remade and more than *50.000 ba» beep spent on fitting up her interior In a style that rivals the royal and imperial yachts of European princes and potentates. Not tba Hohenzollern itself can outdo th.- presiil. ntial yacht In splendor, luxury aud beauty of appointments, upholstery and decoration. The President's personal apartments, in the aft of the vessel, are a dream of princely beaut/ and comfort. He has six state rooms for bis own use and for the use of bis family. Hills hang ings. soft carpets, the most expensive of fancy wood, fine mosaics. luxurious easy chairs and lounging sofas, glittering art bedsteads and other equipments of this kind wait on the presidential pleasure when be sees fit to take the sea air. Hlm- ilarly with the culinary department, The kitchen and dining room staff caa serve on short notice a feast fit for s king. The Mayflower was formerly the property of Mrs. Ogden Goelet. It wan purchased by the government at ths time of the Spanish war nnd had been lying idle since then. Recently the l’resl- dent decided to have It fitted for Ml personal use. The presidential yacht has a displacement of 2,(100 tons, is equipped with twin screws and has a hors« power of 4,700. It io one of the fastest steam yachts afloat. so popular among the elite of the king dom that she has been called the Pearl of Madrid. Mme. Patenotre'» maiden name was Eleanor Elverson. Her father was the former publisher of the Philadelphia Inquirer and one of the millionaire« of the Keystone State. She was edu cated In Europe and on her return home after a six-years’ absence she was pronounced the most fascinating woman In the Quaker City. Her facil ity for acquiring languages was re markable. She is proficient In German, French and Russian, and had been liv ing In Madrid only six months befure •he was able to speak the peculiar dla lect of that province with the ease and fluency of a native. In 18IH she became the wife of Jules Patenotre, then French Ambassador to Washing ton. In 1897 he was transferred Io Madrid. AN EMERGENCY FIRE ENGINE. TO THE FARMER. Htsaljflooft) mandarti (.w-tl) Manila (Mo-tt) (MO-tl) ------ ... Manila (WMti Manila (Mutt) .... in vents a U ven t« a .... ............ rente a l«>U rente a ........ if veuia a Cuba's Flag la old. The flag of the Cuban republic snte- «lntes the estaiillMlinient of the republic Itself by a good many years, ft dates back to about I860. It ha» a Masonic origin and h«*nce the triangle. The re<l flehl Is the emblem of war. Ths purpose of the movement here In tbs United Htatea was to conquer the Isl and. Southern people, fighting Ma son», were the leaders. The three stripes reprewented the three depart-1 ment» Into which the Island was then divided. The white strip»» were put j i in merely to divide the blue. The »tar which appears In the red field was the lone star of Texas, In New Orleans there exlnted the AaNoclatlon of the Lone Star. They assisted Narclsco lx>- pez with money and In other ways when he Invaded Cuba In 1851 and adopted the flag of the association out | of gratitude. When Cespedes began the revolutionary movement of 18«i8 he had another flag, but the people of Puerto Prlnripe and of Hanta Clara raised the present flag, which was adopted ns the Cuban national flag: when the first constituent assembly came together In 18(19. ¡«Mind |<»un«l |*uutu1 |>oun«t ¡Mjuntl While it ia perfectly true and fair to say that we would be juailBad in charging on» cent in ad same of Eastern price« for our twine of Or«-g«>n manu- factor», that is, the th» pro-» of freight added to Eaatarn prices, as a matter of fact, Pure Manila, Rest t’lover l.eal Brand, 610 feet, we ar» quoting to dealers un<l«*r data of July lfi at «-enta per pound, or on» cent below prices quoted fol Eastern goods. Taking everything into account, seems reasonable and appropriate that w» call attention to the fact that, al though many people entertain th» be- lief that we are grinding monopolists, demanding all we can possibly get for twine, here we are in the midst of an important and atrenuoua aeeaon, offer ing our gixsla at on» cent bel >w ths prices Esstern dealers are obligwl to pay. In other words, instesd of I wing an oppressor of the farmer, we demon strate in a very practical manner that we are his friend, and a good friend of the general public, liwau-e. If any Eastern twine is sold in this market, we force the Eastern manufacturer to take a leas price (or it than lie does in hie local market besides the freight to the coast on account of Uur low sailing prices. We cannot be too enthusiastic sliout some of the remarks that have been mad» io your |>ap»r concerning Binding Twine. You have urge«! the consumer r»|>eatedly to disregat«! the representa tions of unscrupulous dmlers, and to always make hie decision concerning purchases of twine by asking the ques tion, “How many btindl«*» can you bi ml with a dollar's worth of twine?” If the consumer will always keep in mind this question when he makes a pur chase, he will inevitably ami invariably •elect Pur» Manila twine, for it is th» most economical certainly, as it ia 30 j>er cent longer than th» other twine, dollar for dollar and pouml for pound. PORTLAND CORDAGE CO. . *■»>»••>•••«»«• s«s«s>e.*s*.'. s>*«S'S'a-a«si. I : Columbia University Bond «j School for Young M on 1' ; Catalogues I re«. i Í AddHMM RT.V. M. A. QUINLAN. C. S. C. t'nlveraity Park. Oregon «‘<<•>•<•>••>»•«•■*>*'««•■«»0 •<»<•'. «>*•<«* ABSOLUTE SECURITY. I Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Baar Signatur* of .V**.b“4 l«rl» I IF ITS MONOPOLE. ITS THE BEST In ruffin’, H|*|(•«, llaklng I'oWtlur, < «nho«1 gimh I i anti other urAX’ur- laa Inalai mi Muiuipù« WAIM1AMM a kl KW Ulto«.. Parlier«. IS»« ti»“J r N FOR sSALB One Arrutttl ll«tt<1 Nichols A Hh®|>«r4 A®iM«r«U>r, si«® 40 éu, «uh «hut «t«< b®r unljr run 4v <l«ya, « UtfgaUla hupiM« ui JOHN RMMH. r«M M w *4« mm A4.. Or. ■■■iMBmimiBMmi»«uomiMomiismiiimuaroaiiMiMmBoasM«^^ THRLSHI-RMEN, ATTENTION! GREATBARGAINSALE or Second* ha nJ Vtirrahing Machinery. Wa ar« (. tn* to 1 lean up our «t.-cb «J a«»ron<l hand Fngin««, feo|sarat**r« and llvrw|M>w«ra. and arr •»ff®flu* p*u CARTERS CURE SICK HEADACHE A «MAPI Fnati»«« from |pw* up fee|»arai«*r« from up llor•*'|-iw«r«, F**<i«fn and Ha<V«r« •I all prl”PB W« hav® «er«»nd hand Advartr®, H ub b ®II, t.aar Hc«»tt, • a*® and a I®» I'Uta It ou »ant A <HMH> ItllMj writ® u« tur and >| mb « lai pH*»« Muncfll Muvaaa kaaa. Waabs PwrtUnd. Ora, nt lf AU) PITT* COMPANY. Mltoholl Wagon Old hid in h War Pensioni* tone r««a ha« jttnt |>«*««*<1 a l«w tf fan ting twn •ioti« <o the ettrvHor« an i I«» tl»« wi !• »« uf <la reaMfet Bokhara of tba < >rwg<-n. W aahlngt »1 «'t I I ahloritia In-han wara of hi ’ « :*« a i tili in- lormallan »ill iw b » nt t»y ltvhigt*>n A toilaon. Sn 7ji Mwventaanlh fetrvet. oa«hlti<i >n, I» . ot II ranch offlr» N-» 4tJ l*a roti UulMlug. ?*au > ran Haro , tai Fa»e ilml i»«l by la« Cripples *............... « r 'I l*,v®» yam Wa I ( mi L i I l««r<* ’ |h*kiM< At SVIVI IU «1 lint ■•»« brer«®, deformili a|sf*®f«tis« «nd «Ul b I nd« < ftp (slM* N| x. ra I »t « I». ’«*»•» H.(»a|» WflUl u« and wa'll put* lai«»* appHatww Cur yuur <WM>. W«at«rn Alumin um ArllfkUJ limb Co. JTÎ'> U mb in* ton *»l Ilo» *Mnv.md **. iNflbad a. r. a. o. V •e-T»' r.-. K. J. i». 3 t-taoa. PHU8SIAN LICE KILLER kills LICE on Poultry. IT’‘7.’. kUI the lice Never falls 1UM by «Ualsrs. w and »■ <«. per can. ÇL«AN(t> OUT ALL TH« UIC« AND MITI«. AltlarS tn*»l.r •< iMuhoah Sinn . L.ush« • ran «/imainu lira Millar an« UNS II Ul<>r.>'.<hlr ISraa ll«aa an« rlaaaaO his «oalSrs S..M» nall'.l, traa tr. «a Usa and aulas Iterara aala« «Sa |walwr Saasa aas allaa aus rad Una sa» «Masa JU«T TH« THINO SO« LIC« OS HOC«, J II Salaste aT a*tel ».. Mrs ISa l-rasstaa ld,x amar la Ja.« «ha Ihla« far Itea et» bn<B and I« *ur«b *’• Bine* II« root It<> W KN, Coast A|®ul«, Partlaatl. Ora , ao«l Aratila. Hash Don’t neglect the slightest sign of irregularity but see that you have at least one natural, easy movement a day. Pills, salts and black draughts are dangerous because they strain and weaken tne bowels. what you want is a mild but sure tonic laxative, that tones and strengthens the bowels and stimulates their movements. Such a laxative is CASCARETS, and when you try them, you will find that it is the easiest thing in the world to make and keep your bowels clean and regular, strong and healthy. Sample box JOc. Month’s treatment 50c. By keeping the bowels clean, all serious disorders are ■T.nh? I Hu®«* Blluiitluit <»11 ravlll« < «»«■! Kt* a I c®ll®nI Faculty I argvot ln<l<Mir v«i||rg® athletic fl«l>l hi th® world Over half an arrw under an arvlie«! ruul EDUCATE YOUR BOWELS ufacturad by an English concern. It consists of a three cylinder pump, mounted on a truck and driven by a petroleum motor. In caae of an emer gency, the pump la ready at once, with out loss of time In raising pressure with a nt on m engine. Its efficiency la assured through the numeroua tests wblch have been made particularly against Area in highly Inflammable materials. The most popular among the foreign ladles resident in Madrid is a former American girl, Mme. Patenotre, wife of the French Am bassador to the court of Alfonso XIII. During the recent coronation festivities In the Spanish capital M tn e. Patenotre was praised and flattered and court ed as was no other woman in the king dom. She Is a fa MM1. PATENOTHK. vorite of the Queen A convenient emergency fire engine Regent, for whom she has a special Is shown in the acompanying Illustra Two-tblrd« of the letters written, fondness, and on many occasions she tion, which. Engineering says, has sev even when they are not dangerous, de baa had the King as her guest 8he la eral commendable feature«. It is man not amount to anything. I FRIEND To tho Editor — We have noticed in your paper front tim» to limo, during th» present «canon, some eitremaly in structive and int»r»»ting artici»« un Binding Twin*. l'or tn it ns to add a low words today with special ref»rem*» to our own inlln- eneo in this market. Tho "Farm Im plement News.” issue of July 17, give« tho following prices of twine sa th» prevailing Eastern prices to the deal ers: a i " Faranl* daairhi* a<nna 111 ft nettt»a. I*®autthil aurrt’undlita«. tterfarl rliniat«. «a*®ftii aupwr- vlBintt, at><! thorough mviiial. tutnal and phr« leal tralnhig for lh®lr b*»va. will find all th«««« rrqulrwinatiia full v mat al llulti’a Hehuul. MoaU l arb, Han Malau < uuuly, (*al. Hand for t'atalogua *lwailh yvar bwginB Auattal I'ith IMA U. IKHIT. I U U. rrlnalpaL She lloetn i Approvi Hu Tasta. “lh.es Mrs. Grigsby allow her bus- band'd (Gouda to smoke in tho house?" Revival al Cam«» Jewelry. ’Not it Urlgsby furuishro lb« There ie a revival of interest in old cigar«.** fashioned cameo jewelry thia year. w One of the laige manufacturing houses In New York says that it lias done more work altering and restoring old cameo jewelry thia season than it haa lor '.'0 years. Mebbed. ' HOITT’S SCHOOL The Austrian government has, it is said, decided to «rm aeveral cavalry regiment» with swords made of a new metal named magnaliuni, which is as- xertasl to combin» the lightness of aluminum with the strength and flexi bility of stead. Firat College Girl—I hear you glrli mobbed the umpire at th» class game? Second College Girl—Yea; we called her a “mean old thing” and told bar that she was “perfectly horrid.”— Puck. PSI r* U « M Ç 1 »> A V Naw Sward Matal P1«ning with Morel I*«- 3) tilSHUPSCúíí ACAUEMY\ _____ •■»PHAMD OPINIONS OF GREAT PAPERS ON IMPORTANT SUBJECTS will rid you of it, radically and perman-1 antly, as it bus rid thouaauds. " My wife used sev eral bottles of S. S. S. as a blood purifier and to tone up a weak and emaciated system, with very marked effect by way of improvement. "We regard it a great tonic and blood purifier.”—J. F.D uff , Princeton, ¿Io. "Tour honor,” »«Id the pflwmer, who had bron brought in for a prelim- ! inary hearing, after six weeks in th» ! county jail, “1 want a chang» <>f : menu.“ “You moan,” »aid the _ jin Ig» kindly, “that you want a change of venue. Now, th» proper coure«—" “No, 1 don’t mean (fe it. I want a change of monu. That sheriff erom« to have trie«! to oerner the «'orned beef market of the world.•’—Baltimore accouuta for the enortuuiia growth of American. newapapvra and girt*« iuvhh’ihl«* Mipport to the doctriue uf the freedom of th* Prsb.blv Tras. pres». “Where did all these skeletons com» One of the greatest laments of a r**<'' Ing civiliaatlon Is that B'1* ’ "'•* from?" asked the visitor at the msdical tory begun before the printing press was col leg». invented and the reporter who Interviews “Can you keep a «scret?” queried got on th» scene. How really satisfy!»« the medical student. it would be even now to read the d»tmls “Sur» thing.,’’ isplled the visitor. of the meeting bvtw»»« Hataa aud Kv», “Th»n I’ll tell you,” said the embry a stenographic report of their conversa M. D., ami continued, in a loud whi»- tion aud graphic Interviews with Adam after h» got tired from tb» Gafdan of per: “We raised ’em I"—Chicago News. 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