Difficult Digestion ¡TEACHING A SCHOOL.
That Is dyspepsia.
II makes Ilfs miserable.
III sufferer* eat no« because they «aanl <a,
— but simply because they mual.
POSITION OF SCHOOLMASTER IS
NO SINECURE.
They know they are Irritable and fretful;
but they cannot be otherwise.
They
complain
a
of
bad taste
foaetlaei He lias to Fight to Maia-
tn tbe
mouth, a tendernesa at tbe pit of the stom
ach. an uneasy feeling of puffy fulness,
be.via. be. heartburn and what not.
The effectual remedy, proved by perma
nent cures of thou-amts ot severe case*. Is
talu Diacipline
line Pedagogue Who
W hip|>ed EntireClaea
portent a Requisite
Másele as Ina-
Is Scholarship,
Who bath bleeding at tbe uose?
He
who teeebetb a country eebool. Where-
Hood’s Sarsaparilla I fare
1 say uutu you. go not gaily forth
hooDsTlLLi aretbe baM ~ea«har»Sa.
to teach them that dwell lu the laud
rouud about leal ye have wouuda aud
sore*, for verily It bootelb mure to
Erudition.
eotnpa** ye buxe than to read the star*.
“Remember," said the Boston boy's
—O. K., U1S Maxima
ancle, "that children should be seen
It is truth the poet slugs that he wlw
and not heard.”
essay* to haudle the uuruly lu a coun
“My dear sir," was the courteous
try school has edueatioual work cut
rejoinder, "that is one of the theoriee
whose fallacy has long since been ad out for him uot laid dowu iu auy repu
mitted by civilized nations.
The em table text l>ook.
No persou ou earth Is subjected to
peror of China is about the only person
I as many petty ;>vrs<vut:oiLs Iwru ot
in the world who gives it serious con
sheer deviltry as tbe couutry school
sideration."—Washington Star.
teacher. For a week, maybe, after lie
“takes in” the school he has a fairly
Who » Your Grocer?
If he doesn't handle Monopole Spices easy road to travel; the boys have uot
he ought to. If you want to try them, finished sizing him up. But w«*« to
semi ns his name and address with two him If be becomes unduly confident,
2-cent stamps for postage and we will (or tblugs will bappeu uot set forth In
send von a 10 cent tin of Monopole tbe simple rules be has pasted up
The secoud
Cayenne or (linger or White Pepper or above tbe blackboard.
other variety. We know you’ll say it Monday Is generally tbe time set for
The big
is the finest you ever used
Send al the opening of hostilities.
once to Wadhams 4 Kerr Bros., Port leader, likely as not bigger than the
teacher, lias used Saturday and Sun
land, Oregon.
day mapping out bls program.
Retaining Fee.
Subdued snickers. Inatteutlon to tbe
business In hand, poorly prepared les
Guest—Are tips expected here*
Waiter—No, sah; we doan accept nc sons or lesaous absolutely uulearued
vulgar tips, sah.
We is free-bohn mark the day’s proceedings. The teach
American citizens, sah. we is. and we er reprimands aud orders tbe school to
wish to preserve our self respect, sah." stick to those tasks until the>\ are
learued. Nobody is kept In at reces« or
“I am glad to bear that.”
“Yes, sah, all we require is a retain noon rest, for as yet uo open defiance
ing fee, same as lawyers, sah.”—New has marked tbe demeanor of the pu
pils. They go slowly, for the temper
York Weekly.
of the master is not a revealed thlug
Hamlin's Wizard Oil is a gootl medi yet. Just before school "lets out” the
cine; pain and t-ufferinij cannot abide I teacher rises, taps bis bell an I. having
with IE; your druggist will tell you so.
secured attentlou. delivers a curt lec
ture concerning what has been doue -
Noah'» Trouble».
or. rather, not been done- and his anx
“Confound that dinosaurua!" eg- ious desire to see Immediate Improve
claimed Noah, as the ark gave such a ment. Then the bell taps In dismissal
lurch to starboard that the waves and the boys rush tumultuously out.
dashed against the roof.
“I wish it
firing back bucolic shouts of scorn and
would learn to stay on its own side of
defiance as they scuttle away.
the boat!”
Then the teacher. If he Is war.v.
Then Noah seized a handspike and knows he Is In tbe position of the tnan
started below deck to shift the cargo.— who has bet ills sole remaining dollar
Ohio State Journal.
on a losing horse he is up against it
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth good and plenty. He arrives at the
ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their scene of bls labors on Tuesday with
sembled this morning; why Is It In
this condition now?”
"Reckon they built them Mate w'Ue
we wua at recess.”
“What were you doing on the roof a
while ago?”
“Wnan't up on no roof ’tall."
"Open those window«. Nobody la to
leave the room uutll bld," says the an
gry teacher, selalug the ruler In a 11 rm
grasp. "You stuffed something lu that
chimney. Simpson, and you're going up
there and take It out right now.”
“Think so?" Is the luipudeut retort.
“You will either do It or I will have
to puulsb you severely.”
“Reckon you better lick me—If ye
kin." says Jack as he defiantly faces
the pedagogue.
This places tbe school and teacher ou
a war footing. Tbe ultimatum having
lieen delivered the teacher either goes
In aud fights a wlnulug tight or loses
all control of the school, It admits of
no alternative, For tbe honor of the
profession, lie It known, lu most cases
war medicine of a tierce and eager va
rlety Is speedily mixed. In the early
clash boue and sinew ou \he side of the
big boy tells and the scholars dance
about, hoping for victory, lu the end
lu moat cases skill, endurance aud high
er nervous energy turu the scales and
lu almost record time Sluipsou la a
licked commodity, lie may not actual
ly ascend to the roof to correct bl« er
ror of judgment, but the thlug Is doue
and the “smoke out" Is a dismal fail
ure.
In Kansas after the dose of the war
a set of boys from New York arrived
In a little village to find hotuea. The
village school was taught by a former
trooper who still wore hts blue uulforut
vest. Oue of the New Yorkers was
the soul of mischief. He slguallzed the
coming of winter when Ice was good
and skating fine by putting some aw
ful things ou the big cannon stove.
Tbe smell seut the school to the tall
grass outside.
Wilson was chargisl
with the trick, but denied It stoutly,
Theu the school reassembled and Hie
usually mild eyes of that teacher blax-
<>d. Wilson was as big as lie and fuu
was sure to come.
The boys commenced to whistle In
concert with the shrill piping of the
wind. One small boy was detected In
the act and received a hot ruler on
his crupper wheu Wilson Interposed
aul said be alone was to blame. The
IH-dagogue then allowed lie would have
to whip Wilson, so the action commeuc
<-d without time wasted In prelimina
ries. Wilson sent the teacher tn under
a form In the first dash. The teacher
rose and staggered to a clinch. Then
he got busy over Wilson and pounded
Am lent Cemeterv <•«
lluiuble Tragedy of Iter Hisge of Lair
• milk.
When the lloers besieged Ladysml h
they permitted a “camp of refuge'* au-l
a field lioapltal to be established at lu-
toiubl, a few tulles distant. Here tbe
liuu coul ba til n Is were gathered. And io
the Luaplt.il, writes George Lynch in
the laiudon Hally Express, came every
morning the train from Ladysmith,
bearing Its liurdvu of sick and wound
ed.
To the dwellers at lntoiubl that train
brought Hie history of the siege, tho
dully bulletlu written lu blood and dis
ease. Women who had husbands and
brothers and suns In latilysmllh crowd
ed around always to see what news it
brought, and weut away with a sigh of
respite and relief wlieu It carried noth
lug fur them.
And yet. after a fashion, these worn
en at liitonibi were more fortunate than
the men In Ladysmith, sluce they could
learn from the new arrivals bow their
loved oues fared. But men were not
allowed to go Imckwnrtl and forward
to Intouibl; those who weut had to re
utalu, and somehow or other little or uo
uews seemed to reach the garrlsou.
In tbe dearth of news «me iusu In
lAdyamlth had arranged that twice a
week, when be could get off duty, bls
w ife at Intouibl should go at 12 o'clock
and stand lu front of a big marquee
where he could see her through the
ship's telescope at the 4.7 battery.
She went there regularly with her
child, and straining her eyes toward
that sandbagged point above Convent'*
Hill, sometimes fondly Imagined that
site could see him. Ami as the months
passed her child, like the others In the
camp, grew more sickly, thin and pale,
till It seemed ns If the Erl King splr’l
of the ntlasiulc fog had wrapped U
round and entered It, and made it H
changeling of bls own.
Hut delicate as the child W1«. the
mother was the first to fall sick, and
the news of Iter Illness reached her bua
band by his seeing one tiny figure
standing alone at the appointed place,
waving n handkerchief. And there came
a day when It. too. was no longer to
he seen. He could not go to them, but
had to stay and fight on with bitterness
in hi* heart
A Vanishing Bird.
If the north German farmer look«
with equanimity upon the gradual dl*
appearance of the stork, the Northern
tourist lu quest of the quaint and pic
turesque will hear of the vanishing of
the long legged, red t>eakeil bird with
children during the teething period.
Domestic Troubles.
Mr. Nagget—Oh, what's the matter
with yon?
You’re forever finding
fault.
Mrs. Nagget (sweetly) Well, that
equalizes things. You’re forever losing
one.
Mr. Nagget —Losing one?
Mrs. Nagget—Yes, your
temper.
Surely that’s a fault.
Th« Sure Way.
"How dare you send a collector to
my bouse?”
“To tell the truth, sir, we were a lit
tle doubtful about you.”
“Then why not have me looked up?
You would then have known that I
never pay my bills.”—Life.
Don't Get Pootsoret
Ge* Foot-Kaee.
It 1« a certain care for sweating, callous and
hot. tired, aching feet. Makes new ar tight
sheer, easy. Try it today. Sold by alt Druggists.
Price 2Ac. Don't accept a substitute. Sample
sent FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, LeKoy
Ji. Y.
Only Time
Could Tell.
■UVINQ
MAN IN THE IRON MARK.
THROUGH THE TELESCOPE.
1
•’*"• •" •’■rlo
llle Hti|»|M»«r«l llrorlrol I’ler#«
«INDIN« TWIN«.
TM r«IUwta< Palo«» ShmiM u K ,
MM.
line of the <»>«« b«uare of Paris, situ
Beware of unwTuptilou« dealers wlm
ated at 17 Rue Heautivlllla. la almut to
misrepresent the quality <>( Ulla lm»«ltt.
i.llaupiaai. and tbs !>!•*• “»•**»*
'
know It uo more. Il h«« baiM» haudsd aut article.
falling out badly,
The la».l material for lllmllng Twine
over to workmen, who will demollab
Is
pure
Manila
fibre.
The
purest
ma
bottle of a ^^ s Hair Vtl
It to make room fof » wurkelmp Kuo
Heautrellliu Is su auelent and narrow larial for liilidiiig Twine is Hisul fibre
Tita I m ’.I llinding Twins 1« |>arw M||'
Miss Minnie Hoover P|
atrvet which the omulbua.-a «io uot
hila, selmte.1
fibre, (IM) lent to
IM.nelrate. remnant of the limes wheu
Perhaps your m0|t)
th«« I’laeo «I«-« Vosges wss the t“*1* tbe uound. Tbe next grade la made
l>artly of I’ure Manila fibre and run.
Royal ami the home of beaux. "|te-
hld ,hl" l”lr, but ,1,,,^
ooo
t<> th«« |M>und.
ruked." ami red headed, lu
<»r'
Twine made <>f Hlrel fibre cannot |m
.Ion of the doomed liouae. famous In
no reason why you
apun longer than MX) feet p,
|M(U|1J
times past as the reahlvuce of distlu-
K° <hrouK|. hfc w|1|] '
With proper strength and evennoae.
gulstn-d persons. Is a grave which local
The great queethn Is how many
tra.litlou says Is the resting pls«» of
•■arved hair. If yotl ;
buixlle* can you bind with one dollar’s
that mysterious figure lu history the
'o"f. .hlek hair, („j’
worth of Twine?
Notice the length.
Mau with tbe I'm» Maak. saya the |e»r isHind au<l figure how many feet of
l’arls corri‘*|Hiiident of the I all Mall Twine you get for a dollar
»Uh Ayers Hair Vim,
The mixed
Ga/' tte. Ou«1 remeinlien» that tlila ro- fibre twine is ItO |»r cent longer than
•nd
make It rich, d,,.'
markable pcremi dlml In th* Itaslllo lu th« HI m I grmlea.
The Pure Manila
and heavy.
17iG am! the local n-gl.ler says be was Twine la SO |«r cent longer,
li li a
burled III the parish of St Paul Now, simple problem lu arithmetic,
»' * « Uail, »|| 4,wriMi
Uso a
this garden umloobtedly forma a part little "bone Mns»" and you
cannot
of the ancleut cemetery of Nt. Paul, fail to decide right.
ami the church. Itself. ••
"• •‘•“«I.
Htamlard Twine le Risal Twine, eol-1
set in tbe ml«l«d of a cluster of old ored or dyed to imitate Manila, and 1«
bouses. It Is In tbe garden that the same length to the pound as Kiial, 1«
famous Iron Mask Is said to have beeu the same strength and Same price at all
buried, ami the spot 1« the Mecca of , factoriea where it is made.
Home
Ps'ent Mad rMp,„4
«hilly pilgrimages.
Outwardly, the dnalere are selling it for a letter grade
place to unlovely enough. rsgg.M ami than Hisul, which it |a not.
When Kiaho g fww ,|uyM ( (|
uncultivate«l
A few poor b.-draggled they nilsrepreseut the twine ami use • f«’w minutes I-mid said
flowers try to live ou. cut off from tbe deiwptlon to enlarge their profit do ••»ther'ilumä'y’n'rorehrt”"*’
snnsblne by th«« over topping houm-e. they deserve |M»tron«gu?
If Twine is tnmle of Pure Manila
ami prematurely f«d«'«l l«y tbe smoke
from a mlghlwrlng wash house, out of fibre the tag attached to each bail will
»»-tit in..... .ti,,,,
""
sln-vr reepwt for a great name. In a always b*ar the words • Pure Manila."
tos. sai«l Giis with .
It Twiue conlalna any Manila fibre the
patent
corner, where are the dwayed trunks
*•» ï«fl
of some acacias, and w livre s pool of the won! "Manila” will always ap|>ear Timm.
on
the
tag,
for
no
«lealer
or
maker
will
I
stagnant water gives au additional as-
,
Somtthln' Wf«h!p
l«*t of melancholy, la the reputed fail to put on the latiela any tact which
Windig-1 make it , riU.
grave of the Iron Mask. 1 he old at- j will recommend his gooda.
wi ,,. l * *
The "Red Clover Leaf" is the beat talk on any »ubje. t
tvndant will tell you that the water
nothing.
,h 1
does not run away becauae tlnwe la a grade of Twine made and is the favor
Jal>l««r —K
'
vault liencath covered over with n ite with the farmers all over the Pacific ■ queer.
coast,
and
is
of
guaranteed
length
an.l
thick beu of cemviit. In th«« middle of
strength.
the garden there la a subterranvan pas
JeMwr—The fa« t that »ou
...
The Manila grades are tho emootheat,
sage which leads by gentle dveeeut
®*
erenest aud tuoet satisfactory la every stantly talking.
direct to the cave of burial. The qure-
raepect.
tlou which Is agitating tbo mind« of
Stilt Hacia, i* (««»«»ay.
The Meal gradea are rough, coarse
tbe “Gid Paris" s's-lvty which walchre ami harsh; they wear out the knotters,
Until very recently h.r.lly w. ,
, *
over these matters 1« whether tbe twine gulden ami twine holders <>n the tivala took piare in the
I|ie *
oonre of this fascinating figure of a binders very fast and are so stiff ami cony Uitlo.iit -tilt r«.,,
former «-entury ere really there, Ibis unyielding that tbe knots are more like usually <..n.i.t..| „( , „„„ M
J
w.ll bo OOttML |>erli«pa. wh«-n tbe ly to slip and lieaiine untied when the tooeter, <>r som. thing <«! th,
Will tbs strange In- bundle <lm|e firm the binder or in young women look |>art inth,.lrn£
touib la opened
struineut that he wore for so mauy ■hocking and hauling.
And It i Incurablt.
years be found, rust eati-n. among the
Home twine« are «>ld merely by the
Judge—What U yllUr
remains? Actually, there Is on tbe name of the manufacturer and the
grave a coluimi wblcb brers an Inacrtp- aalcmau is careful not to mention the
lililí.
I hat « not . proteuioi,'if
tlon. cut with a knife, "Here Ilea Mar- gra.ie or quality.
In buying alwav. a disease”’—( In,a,.«, p,,!,
'
chlall. th«« Man with the Iron Mask.” re<|uire s|>e< iflc information a« to the
It would ap|M<ar that tbe Inscription quality of the Twine, ami, moreover,
was copied from a stouv, wblcb waa lie very caret'll to inspect tbe tag at
formerly In place there. The ancient tached to the balls. The buyer, if well
cemetery of St Paul la u«>w almost informed, cannot lie deceived.
built over Here, however, If one may
Manila fibre is sll brought from the
again believe the tradition of the quar Philippine Islands.
The Pacific ooaet
ter. bav«1 lain the aslo-a of Itabelala, of Should «.|»>cially enrourage trad« with
Manaanl. the architect wl»o built the tbeee islands, for they now belong to
Bank of France, am! the hotel, now our country, ami in Asiatic tra«le lies
the Muse«-. Camavalet, of Moll«»re and eur liest hope for the future, for the
reason that when this trade la «level-
bls apuu»’, Armamle Bvjart.
OKkuoN
rOKTUMk
ojied the Pacific «xiaat will control it
Anoltier tUualon tlinprtlrd.
ami our csimmerca will Increase a
Ruthless bacteriologists destroy cot thousand fold.
Thirty Ihtrd tear C
mudtowtaii
inc*
MiwIr.R » t'. pmani
by one our fondest illusions. Now faith
The only check that can l»< put upon
and collega preparar ¡Mr« -o’lrwi Up*
in tbe purity of glaciers must go the the rapacity of the producera of Sisal
rial i'iiufMH in tu
•
i
itala»! raial<»«tK*. All <!v|»«rltncßU vu
way of other |>opular fallacies.
fibre in Yucatan (which la the cauae of
reopen Äpptcmbar
Hitherto the nun In tbe street bad the present high price of twine) la thr
Iti SANOK Tl HR rm«, Triad
Imagined tl it were all tbe waters of largest possible use <>f Manila fibre.
Redure the ilamaml for Hisal Twin«
every city and plain |s,||uted be would
p'
still fiml Imtmi u!ate springs In the 2-X |«er cent and you will see twine
Alps. But M. Rinat. w ho presides over prices «leclins at once.
I’arrnt« <1r«lrln< h " « Infitirnnro.
Going to possible market changes ws
a chemical I aJ «oratory at the Paateur
surrounding«. |w*r <*• t rllmat«, tgrr'ul 14*
Institute, having no such faith, attain do not quote prices in this article, but vlilon. an-t lh*»rt»Hgh mrnUl n.nrtl m »4 plp»
leal training Hr thrir |>>ya will find all oíd
ed some ice front the glaciers of Mont we will at all limes sell at reasonable raqutromanfa fullv mot a. Il<>|ira -teltoo*.. Mta|
pl
Ices
l«uaed
on
the
cost
<•(
the
goods,
l ark, ten Ma>........ mty. < al
Blanc Itself and pla«ed Jt under hie
Hand for < atab .
sb,nt
pltHe*. mlerueiope
Hts verdict shat and we will tell the trnth
Twollh y«»ar taglnt Viritl ink.
IKA <• lioll I. Ph. 0. MidM
ters tbe dreams of mountaineers. It the twine ami will not reeort to any
appears that even thr summit, which niiarr presentation.
Our gradea and brands are:
Pure
so long remained untrodden by human
feet, has lost Ils purity. If It ever bad Manila, "Real Clover loaf” hraml, H50
f«'«* to tbe pound.
Mixeal
Fibre
any.
for alt ’hat I« '•*’ In Coffiii, Ifiai
HaLtntf I’"* •’ • anti» «I Gouda, «yru
The Ice In question, and water melt “Manila, * ADO fa^t to poond. Colora-al
Oyater«, Ft«
I h< y are r»»nfra*e«lh
Hisal,
“
Standard,
”
MO
feet
t«>
pound
ed therefrom, were found, on tiacterlo-
flnrRt g< oh pactad at any prlca. A»fc
Hisal, "Pure Hiaal," 000 fa-el to MnO
grocer
tor
them
loglcul analysis, to be “peopled with
TIIK PORTLAND CORDAGE CO
WADHAMS A kl 1/V MOS m P**«*
colonies of mlcrolsw '* The statement
Patronize home manufactures.
All
»»uftlaml.
which follows Is particularly terrify
our twine is ma«ls In Oregam
None of
ing. It appears that "tbe germa In
tho money goes out of the state except
question were found to ttrlong to tbe
tho Imre cost of the raw material.
most varied farnttl«—« of baclerla.”
JOHN 1*001 I . PoRII.AMt, ORt.
I out ot Morii.™« Slrwl.
M. IlitiMt accounts for the pollution of
Frev«» Mu Ntraitm.
Can airs yuta th* «.-.« lai.s n» I* Itntie»
the Mont Blanc glaciers, says the Lon- |
•ml
Knffinss.
W In.lnillh. rmt>|«»nd
“Did yon say,” asked the author's
ral Ma-lilm-ty
W ..«I -.win« Machin«»
don Telegraph, by surmising that the
friend, “that your hero, who is poor, is
•;«<laliy
sc* u . bel-re buying
mlcrulH-s have been conveyed to the
to marry the rich heiress”
mountain peaks hy the winds sweeping
“Yes, that is th« way be proves
the cities In the valleys.
heroism.' —Indianapolis Noers.
B
St. Helen s School for Girls.
HOUT’S SCHOOL
MOhOPOLE
“Hey!” shouted the cycle policed««,
as the man in the big racing car started
to go past him like a railroad train,
“Ain’t you
riding a
trifle more
than eight miles an hour?”
AS LOX ELY A BICKER AS EVER CAME OFF IN A SCHOOL HOUSE FOLLOWED.
“How do I know,” howled the speed
maker over his shoulder. “I haven’t
I
ridden an hour yet.”—Automobile tense muscles and bard face, for there that young fellow right merrily. Half nnmlxed regret.
And what will the
will be aome kind of a row before the a dozen of the bigger boys yelled foul children say, whom Hans Andersen has
Magazine.
shades of night fall. It la very seldom i and went to the rescue.
told stories of tbe stork so wonderful
that a coward can be Induced to take
As lovely a bicker as ever came off that tbe bird Kevins part and parcel of
a country school, for his dominion will ' in a school house followed. The boys
Fairyland? But tbe facts nre that with
not last five days. The boys can tell a | bad tbe teacher In under tbe (leak,
For Infants and Children.
in the last half century the number of
ahlrker at a glance and they lose no which was upset,
the forms wert storks in Schleswig Holstein has stead
time with such, but get busy at once.
marked by bunches of hair as nome lly decreased. Villages which us.-d to
The little boys begin tbe racket, for head went against an Iron sta mia rd.
be the home of over sixty families of
< riiiiinnl < Mr«*l«*aanraa.
Bears the
they have been Incited thereto by their the dust of battle covered the strug
Reumuble lahrence.
storks, and where sometimes six stork
A woman was recently robtieaj bf
elders, who wish to take a few notes. gling heroes, but the teacher would not
Signature of
“Did th« •videnco in that divorce
nests could be counted on the roofs of $3,000 In bills at 8 o'clock at night,
Tbe big boys have said they are behln«) yield. The small boys and all the girls
one farmer's buildings, hardly show s her dress l«elng literally cut from her suit indicate that Mrs. Flash was gid
the little ones and they are, so far be were howling In concert, seared into
single
nest now. Yet tbe arrival of the liody by the thieves. An unprotccteal dy”
“You sav his money fell to him?’*
hind that no help comes In tbe long fits, for all thought murder would Iw
•‘I <11**11 to. Th« jodft «nd fir« of
stork
was
always hailed with dellgnt w«>tiiau lias 110 business to be carrying
“No, he fell to it—tumbled through aching day. Some small boy falls to done. But this kind of thing must end
lb«
Jurors wanted to marry her.”—
by the natives, and It was counted as $3,000 at night anywhere unices she
a coal hole and sued the city.”—Chi learn bls lesson. When asked why, he a ml It did very suddenly.
Brooklyn Life.
much
a
sign
of
good
luck
If
a
stork
cago Herald.
1 says with a wildly beating heart, but I The non-combatants were gazing eag-
is prepare«! to take the conseajueucea.
bold front, “I don’t have to.” This I 1 erly at the place where the row went built on a roof as In ether parts of Ger
Yt Ithlu the [last yenr the uewsp.ipers
many
It
Is
to
have
a
swallow
build
un
'causes a snicker to run all over tbe In behind the dust clouds.
have ra-<-or<l«-<l buu«lreds of eases of
Kliouts.
room, wherein the bold youth Joins, ' blows and howls broke the veil, but der the eaves.—Philadelphia Record.
murder, assault, torture, robbery nnd
closing with a gasp as tbe ruler drops 1 nothing could be seen but an occaslon-
arson, nil due to tbe criminal careless
He Liked the Place.
; on some soft spot In bla anatomy. He {
ness of people keeping In their bouses
flow ABOUT IT?
Sufferers from this horrible malady knows he cannot whip tbe teacher and I al protruding head, arm or leg which
He had sidled into a cheap restaurant
When yon Mrlkr s •t«i,nf> •">« U*
,
nearly always inherit it — not necessarily ' looks in vain for the promised help. was promptly smitten. The assailants not beyond earshot of tbe Herald or on their persons, large amns of
pu-h . ul mower.
money which should lie safely lodgi-d
being over eager and lacking the cool
ihown In »he .«..ve 11
from the parents, but may be from some
Square clock, and hung Ills high hat uc
■ II ynkli ini*, sii'l »0 *U1 *1*»I*“* **
in tbe banks. Many people are preju
remote ancestor, for Cancer often run» So be takes bis licking and snufllingly skill of four years' battle with the
i hsmplon l«r«w « ni M-.«<■<
^m««
Till. on «. I<> •I«"«' '•■»* 1 " ’"^MwroS
through several generations. This deadly prvmlses to be good. Rage Is In tils "Johnnies," were buffeting each other a low peg. As Itecame one of those tri- diced against tbe bnuks. but where
bar will r.l*r U"' wheel’ .. ..... *' '""I,
poison may lay dormant in the blood fot J heart against the teacher and tbe big In high vigor while the teacher dodged placed Individuals who loiter In swell there Is one bank failure there are a
»rsetlon »nd eullli.s I- <« r. « »■
lobbies and eat nt uncertain Intervals, hundred robberies. It Is essy to take
pion llr»w « ul II..........
th«J”
years, or until you reach middle life, then boys both.
In and out. missing a punch here and
l„r* M.ln'i Ui" '-«
■"¿I m . 3«
the first little sore or ulcer makes its ap
be
tried
to
ignore
the
ciimuo
I
acquaint
Possibly three or four such happen giving one there. At last Wilson sud
downw.r.l
pull,
h.-hllii«
II"'
»heel«
11«^:
proper precautlona but practically Im-
pearance—or a swollen gland in the ings reduces that school to a condition
ance who sat opposite, but with n per possible to catch thieves.
ill«» ground. Im «• it’"y
denly shot out of the cloud aud strik
fl) kill ng th* nt'iffl p-W'«1"
breast, or some other port of the body,
of somber thought; the teacher Is not ing his shock head against a foot of «latency peculiar to casual acquaint
krL Tbl* fr»* » Ri»"d’ "",1t
gives the first warning.
want th* r**i mowrr n>M*i'
ances that person wouldn't stand for
An Economic«! Parson.
To cure Cancer thoroughly and perma so easy after all. Morning recess calls the stove upset that and lay out
'’Xif'.rh^k"«!.-........... »'Ärn«
It.
He
butted
In,
so
to
spenk,
and
th
-
“
Brer
Williams,
all
tho«»'
de
winter
nently all the poisonous virus must be for a conference. Usually the teacher
drsd.ofdellshled
.
Iu™:l
In time too sfiort for record the big
^WKt“.A’e.'“rs>>________ J
eliminated from the blood—every vestage stays Inside the school bouse in deep I lioys were fleeing while the teacher tenant by courtesy of hotel rotundas season you wtiz prea< hln' red hot air
of it driven out. Thia S. S. S. does, and thought. He sees his work and plans
felt that It was up to him to say some monte on hell fire, en now <lnt de spring
1 camped on their trail, laying alxjttt
is the only medicine that can reach deep- to have It out as soon as possible, for
thing.
come you ain't got a word ter say 'bout
seated, obstinate blood troubles like this. delays are dangerous. He alts at bls with a thick cane. He was something
"Do you know,” ho began, "I like this bell fire. How come?”
When all the poison has been forced out desk, fingers bls ruler and once In a careless concerning the part of the place. The cooking Is so homelike, the
Must B«ar Signatur« «f
"Brer Thomas, de w.yf,rfn’ m,n
anatomy, but be landed. He drove the
of the system the Cancer heals, and the
SPRINGSTIil'N
while glance« out of the window. He
griddle cakes so delicious; they are Just do mighty foolish, mout er knowed
in AtiakrhKtz.Thmi •"'|M"XW,«*
disease never returns.
mob to a corn« of the room and con
Th. merit» <«nh. ’‘I”1"“,’.1' «'“ ...I f
Cancer beginsoften in a small way, as th« marvels that tbe children do not seem tinued to basie those boys even after like my mother—er mother—er moth why da*, wux. I., de winter .„Zm
p.„r *r. .HI kI,«., n
following letter from Mrs. Shirer shows to be playing, but he haa things to they had all made submission. He In er’s servant used to serve.”—New York Br er Thomas, coni wtiz. $tt a ton ” - At'
A «mail ptmple came on my jaw about an tnc* chain his thoughts and falls to hear the
Telegram.
rat .»pert.
Tolti"**?
lantlc Constitution.
below the ear on the left side of my face. Jt gun
tended to settle the bosslsrn of that
stealthy footfall on the roof. Then as
potency
>>«—■
dH"»’”*
me no pain or tnronven-
school right there, and he did. Then
r.niKil call. .<l«t" "' ** *'“,vr'
«ince. end I should have
tbe children file In, bobbing In awk
A Phenomenon Explained,
In Inaiulltnent,'
lion
will
hr
iiKiVlil'"'
as the smoke from the stove filled the
forrolten about It had It
ward courtesy as they enter, he be
“Why Is It” said Mrs. Mlggs, “that the’l"llGai~’,Ul ' 101,1 ,0U 10
not Degun to Inflame and
room he marshaled bls enemies and
Itch ; it would bleed a
comes aware of a large amount of
a single man Is so anxious to take a
little, then scab over, but
standing over them forced them to
j The Mllllner-Th* bill i M<.nt
Summer Resolution
smoke in the room.
He is being
girl to the theater, and seems to care
t juld not heal.
This
rotauDAcab
you on
right the stove and pour cold water
continued tor some time,
“smoked out.”
so little about plays after he is mar. , tb<« first was Itemized;
when my j«w began to
on Wilson.
every Reni was
oiniauit
“Jack Simpson.” he says to the big
there.
rled?”
•well, baeomtng very
The teacher’s head had a series of
painful. The Cancer be
fellow he has picked out as the ring
“That’s very easily explained,” a«-
Mrs. Gay Gracious! You don't nn
gan to eat and «pread,
bumps much resembling a map of the
•
* «ait-
torpid urta,
leader; “see what Is the matter with
swered her husband. “It la due to a dersland me. I • want you to «end only
until it wa«s« large as a
Big
Horns.
But
others
also
displayed
half dollar.when I heard
that stove.”
COMSTIPATION.
certain
deplorable
but
Inevitable
mas
(one
Item
each
month,
or
my
hust-nd
of 8 8. S. end detertnln*
mountainous regions where naught but
¡will never pay IL-PhUade^hl. p*".
Jack obeys—It Is part of the play-
odtoghe it a fair trial,
MO. I»-"“
culine
vanity.
When
he
takes
tbe
girl
sallow
hair lia<l previously existed.
Black
and it was remarkable
and a huge volume of white smoke
M. P. N. U.
to whom he Is engaged to tbe theater
TNECOMPUXioa
what a wonderful effect
eyes once blue were frequent. In fact,
the
He closes
6 had from Il
very beginning ; thesote began U rushes out Into the room.
Foreshadowing«
he knows she Is comparing him with
l lirlIKN writing toadrerttssr‘1’1
tbe teacher was the only one In the
ter taking
few -----------------------
Dottici diuppeired
eal and after
--------- w a
---------
rr---------
the door, coughs explosively—It Is all
"Hornetbln’ Is lamnd to happen to
the handsome hero of the play, and to
entirely. Thia waa two years ago; theieare slit:
I W maniloa this paper.
bicker
to
Ignore
his
bruises.
The
oth
no signa of the Cancer, and my general heatlk put on and backs away. “She’s full o'
the disadvantage of the hero, After Jom-s If lie keep« on tlie w
ers lay on hands and emitted short,
•ootinuea good — Mas 8- finiaza, M Plata. Mo tumpin'," he gasps.
CURI
RIOK
HEADACHE
7
•
mnrrlage she doesn't hesitate to tell goln.
“ th® greatest of all
poorly suppressed groans at Intervals
**l'blnk so?”
“Why 1« the pipe chokedY”
"N
sR "X blood purifiers, an-1 th«
Wilson «ravel and obtained permission him flatly that he looks like the low
“»wallers must ’a' built their nests
' Yes. He'll elthsr git kicked by n
comedian.”—Washington Htnr.
only one guaranteed
to rfpeak and made a manly apology be
mule or run for the leglsl„ll)rp.*
purely vegetable. Sen«.' In the chlmley.”
fore the whole «chooL This ended the
Money I» the Magnet.
This sally la greeted with a roar.
lanta Constitution.
'
for our free book on
war and It was
»“Stimed.
Cl)It KB THillTT-FOtJB UOHXICff.
Cancer, containing valuable and interest
Berne men excel In talking much,
“Silence!” cries the teacher, Illa
~-*
>
-
Pscaetzs «auanv Co., at. Peal, Minn.
H savk r«>w-
there nre certain Word,
ing information about thia disease, and words cutting like knives. “I will do
‘id some in talking loud,
aBKTi.Buss:—! have hern “••"JL*Je.t£S hsvrcnr"l 11 horses
All
there
Is
to
some
celebrations,
yoc
write our physicians about your case. W< the laughing for thia sebooL That chim
Hut the man who lets his money talk
m-4H except in „ .lem rlptlo,, ,,f „
r »BBS ths past rtaflt months, and In that time
yotir |<ruaxlun
hustle to get there, and hustle to get
of heaves. 1« ofUlstmnper and 0
„ctl.m
make no charge for medical advice
la the one who leads the crowd.
ding, or some other society ,.
*"1
TNI (VIFT tnWW Cfiw ATLANTA, U.
ney was not cboksd «be« ecteet ae- back.
kemedlaa have gained a great reputation, tn this'
k M y.
.
—Washington Star.
we bale every one of them.
'
CASTOR IA
The Kind You Have Always Bought
CANCER
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
CARTELS na
roa aiuouiaiit.
roa
roa
rea
saia,
roa
ar Keeley Cun
Kiilej Institute
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