Klamath republican., May 22, 1902, Image 4

•UROERY IN THE SOUDAN.
Our Working
'♦♦•a ****** »♦♦♦♦* **»*♦••»:
C0OD
la Great Luck.
MR. DOOLEY ON READING.
“You’ve lynched the wrong man,"
H* I'olnt* Out a Popular Mlaappr*
cried the sheriff.
heuaion.
i
“
Well,
”
replied
Alkali
Ik*
thought
­
Dry, moist, acaly tetter, all form»
•» ’s a great piece ot luck that
Beadin’, me tn’nd. Is talked about be i
fully, "it
Lift, to the m<»t favored
of ecxema or »alt rheum, pimple*
wo didn't find it out in tiara to apoil ell readln" people a* though It wa* tb‘
*»•*>*»***♦*******»♦»•»*.
ou'y
thing
that
make*
a
man
betther
the
fun.
”
nriil other cutaneous eruption* pro­
thin Ilia neighbor*. But th' truth la that
ceed from humor*, either inherited,
V«ry llnwalcoma.
reedin' la Hi net’ thing Hila aide Iv
Gladstone once said of himself: "My
or acquired through defective di­ mind la like a market gardener's hand­
Sandy Pike*—You don't look very goiii to bed fr restin' th' lulnii With
cart. full every morning of fresh fruit plearant, |>ard. Did yer get a hand-out moa' people it take* th' place Iv wurruk.
gestion and assimilation.
at de last house?
A man doesn't think whin he '• readln'.
To treat these eruption» with and vegetable*. Those undisposed of
Billy Coalgate—Yc*. but de hand dat or If be ha* to, th' book is no fun. Did ¿f organi« trouble*. •■><« *^’“,d
at night I empty out ami start with a
drying medicines ia dangerous.
cum waa in de alia]« ot a closed fist.__ ye Iver have something to do that y*
fresh stock uext day."
ticularly !•««>' t'1" tìr*t
w.r
Chicago Post.
ought to do, but didn't waul to, an' auch sa lm. hacha, pam. >“
The thing to do is to take
At a dinner In New York Andrew
while ye waa wlabln' ye was dead, did limbs ami lower part of thr st.nu» u.
Carnegie said: “1 aoiuetlme* think this
There ere Different Kinde
ye hapiwn to pick up a newspaper? Y* Uregulai and («inful nmuHUy pvimda
would lie an appropriate epitaph to be
Mrs. Ne» wed —Are you fond of know what occurred. Ye didn't Ju*’
placed upon my tomb: 'Here lies a mail
sports?
skliu through th' spoonin' lutlllyglnce
who kuew how to get around him much
Mrs. Coyne—1 love one.
iiu* th' crime uewa. Whlu ye gut
Which thoroughlycleanse the blood, cleverer men than bluiself.’ ”
Ilia. New wad—Football?
through with thliu. ye read th' other
Not long ago. two enthusiastic au-
Mrs
('ovne—No; my husland.— quarther Iv th* pa per. Ye read about
expelling all humor* and building
glers arranged a Ashing match to de Boston Herald.
|>euple ye nlver lieerd Iv, au' bappeulti'a
up the whole system.
They cure. I elde the respective merits of the wortu
ye didn't uudberatand -th' fashlou
Hood's Sarsaparilla permanently cared J. O. and the minnow as bait. For hours they
Explain«».
uotee, th' theatrical gossip, th' a'elety
Hl net, Frank», III., ot «ciema, from which ha |
aat leniently on a bank without get-
“It *eem* to me," said the young uews fr'ui 1‘eorla. th* quotations ou
had «Uffrred «oma time; and M aa «Ivina Wol-
At last tb*
CLc housewife, "there'* entirely too much
ter. B ix 112. Algona. Win., ot p tuples on her ting so much as a nibble. ...
oats, th' curb market, th' real estate
face and back and chafed skin on har bo.lv, by proprietor of the worm suddenly said water in the milk you serve.”
transfers, th' marredge licensee, th'
which aha had bean *reatly troubled. Thare , that be had got a bite. and. Jerking bls
"It won’t occur again, aia'ani,” raid death notices, th' want ada., th' dbry-
are mor* testimonial) in favor ot Hood) than 1 Une out of the water, dlscovere»! at the
the foxy milkman. “You see, the giHsla bargains, an' even tb' Idltoryala.
can be published
: end of it the other man's minnow, farmer's man has been giving the cows Thin ye r-read thlm over agalu with a
Maad’a^ »araaaarlMa araaafaaa re which, having by this time grown hun­ •< hi much salt and it make* 'em very
faint Idee ye'd read thlm befure. Tbln
thirsty. The farmer's got a new man
gry. bad devoured liis wortu.
ye yawned, studied tb' design Iv th’
now
.''
—
Phi
lade
I
ph
ia
Pre**.
The other day. when Hie jury iu a
carpet, au’ settled down to wurruk.
Crush.
murder trial iu the Louisville courts
Was ye exercisin' ye-er joynt Intelleck
’’There was a crush at the wedding,
■ im K i la fins'« mbs . K.
O wi «
bad retired to their room, the foreman
Alwayi ConiixUnt
while ye was readln'? No more thin If
I suppose.”
said: “Gentlemen, this is a serious ease
ye
er
lieeu
whistlin'
or
wrltln'
ye
'd
She
—
When
are
you
going
to
give
fSintnesa. weakness, lo**
app*tlt*
“Crush? Why, the usher* had to
we have tn decide. A man's life uiay me the money to buy that new dress?
name on a pa-a|»er. If anny wan ami sleep.
form a flying wtslge in order to get the
lie forfeited by our decision. How many
The young lady who»* portrait w*
elae
lit'—Next week.
they
but
me
coiue
along
bridal party up to the altar.”—Life.
Christians are among us?” Niue uien
publish harewit'i had all the»« »ym|>-
"That's what you said last week."
might ■ay;
"What a mind Hin
Uuna
»nd in m’.ditlon leu.-orrhoc».
"Yes, and that's what I say now and nlaay basi
lle'a always readln'."
Piso'» Cur* it the best medicine we ever raised tbeir hands. "Will one of you
’iaed for all affections of the throat and pray?" asked the foreman, One of the am going to say next week. I aint the But 1 w'u'd kick th' Imok or pnaper out ami waa cured by Lydia F. Pinkham',
V eget able ‘
un.I
First, ah*
lung». —Wu. O. E smut , Vanburen, Ind.. oldest jurors said he would do Ills best. kind of a man to say one thing one
iv ye-er hand, an' grab ye lie th' collar, wrote a lottcr to Mrs. Pinkham a lab­
Feb. 10. IHOO.
»»
All knelt, and a most earnest and Im­ week and another thing next week.
an' cry, "Up, lllnnlsay, an' to wurruk!" oratory at Lvnu. Muns . describing her
pressive prayer was offered. Balloting Tit- Bits.
An Indiyextibl« Man
Ur I'd know ye were loafin'. Believe trouble, received in reply a.vurnta in­
me, Hlnnlaay. readln' I* not thlnkln'. It struction, what to do to get well, and
Kitty— But he is such an indigestible was then begun. Several jurors were
In favor of a life sentence, and others
seem* like It. an' whin It comes out In now wishes her name used to convin.-*
man.
other, that they may be cured aa sb*
for
terms
as
abort
as
eight
years.
The
Jane—Indigestible?
A Woman's Complexion talk sometimes. It sounds like It It's wax.
...
Jury
anally
agreed
on
e
ghteeu
years.
a kind Iv nearthought that looks
Kitty—Yes; he always disagrees
Th* same helping hand, fre* "•
On* day last autumn Bennet Bur­
with me. — Detroit Free Press
tn ihe «priog shea the young man's toney is lightly glnooyne to th' thoughtless, but ye charge or obligation. 1» extended, to
If
leigh, the noted English special war turning to thoughts ot love, the young tody al fashion can't get annythlng on It. Manny a »very ailing woman in America.
you are sick you are foolish not to gel
correspondent, was encountered a few i* spending het Spare tune over her completion, toe man I've knowed has so doped nlm
miles outside Pretoria by the volcanic the «inter months of .lose stiAed rooms, Lsle hours sllf with books that he'd stumble over this valuable advice, it cost» you noth­
and rhe long round of diwoatton demanded by society
ing. and »he ia aure to help you. Don't
rhetorician. General Tucker. “What
a car|>et tack.—Century.
wait until it I* t
« • t* »<«d »■
begin to tell strongly on the bloom of the lemmine
the
------------------
are
you
doing
out
here
Their Wivta.
cheek sod a thorough treatment must be given to tone
SERVANT
PROBLEM
IN
LONDON.
"How many men owe their success with that ----- thing?” asked the Gen up the system and bring back the freshuess before
Clltx In M.rmonv
eal. pointing to a kodak which was summer arrives
in life to their wives.”
"How’s your music school |>ro*per-
Men Hein* Imported to Take the Plac*
The
lust
thing
is
to
look
well
alter
the
diet
and
see
alung
round
his
shoulders.
“
Well,
sir."
“Ye*. And how many more men
of Women Domestic*.
ing, Boumitt?"
that it is wholesome and varied, and suibc'epr <a
owe their wives to their success in promptly replied Mr. Burleigh. “I was quantity to keep up the strength
"First rate. I’ve just introduced a
Ot late London has despaired of solv­
Intending to take some photographs;
life.”—Life.
Some skins in the spring of the vear are subject to ing the “servant girl problem." and has novelty that ought to take.”
but bad I known that I was to have the disligurrug eruptions and the most approved means of
"What’* that'”
set about Importing men to take th*
Orepose Afootf Pttrlflsr is pleasure of meeting you 1 should have getting rid of thts trouble is to lake Vogeler'. Curative places ot women In housework. They
"A class in harmony for marrmd
rightly named, because it purities the brought out a phonograph.” At this Compound, which purities, cools and cleanses the are bringing them across the channel |iCople."— I’hiladvlphia Bulletin.
blood and tones up the body.
audacity, it is said that even General blood from all impurities, and removes every trace ol
by the shipload, and the servant girl 1*
Tucker's stock of sulphurous adjectives skin eruptions, beware of any and all external face
rapidly disappearing, from the London
and
skin
remedies,
such
as
lotions,
powders,
soaps
ran low.
et. . many of which are absolutely dangerous, from household.
Spring Medicine.
It la related that the only man who
They call these male servants "gen­
“I see the doctor is sending bills to ever got even with Cecil Rhodes in the the tact that they contain powerful chemicals, which
• *
have been known to mark and otherwise disfigure the eral*,” and there la no part of hou
all his patients.”
matter of personalities was a little Ger­ lace for life. Vogeler’s Curative Compound ii made work that they cannot do. from pre
“Yes; I suppose he thinks at this
he
man clerk in the government office at wnolly from purely vegetable ingredients, from the Ing my lord's trouser* to cotublug
season of the rear they all need bitter
Johannesburg.
Rhodes on this occa-, formula of one of London's most noted hvmg physl lady's hair. Three "generals” get wa
pills.”—Philadelphia Bulletin.
■ slon had to stand In line, and lie didn't cans, and has no equal for beautifying the compkuon. ranging from >50 to $;Ux) a year. Tl
I like It. He had not been used to stand­ because it purifies and cleanses the blood and makes
A*k Year Dealer r„r Allen'* Fooi-Kaae,
pure rich red blood It also tones up the system, i are civil, clean and neat, and are
A powder. It Cum Swollen. Sore. Hot. Callous. ing tn line in South Africa or anywhere
A ch ln<. Sweating Feet and Injrmwlng NaiH Makt-s else. "Please attend to me at once.” | givesan appetite, ensures sweet and peaceful sleep cuatomed to long hours.
invigorates and strengthens the emirs nervous organi­
This fresh field of labor especl
***** Accept
*"•"• Al
'»nizxtoto .nd
Shoe
rom, iScento.
Xo **' Suhntltute.
Sample
he said, "1 can't wait.” "When your sation It makes people well.
appeals to the young man of contl
I re*. Addm. Allen 8. Olmsted, IeRoy, X y p
A
free
sample
bottle
witl
be
sent
free
by
applying
to
turn comes, mister." mumbled the
tai Europe, as It gives him a cbanc
clerk, "Confound you, sir; don't you St. Jacobs Oil, Ltd., Baltimore, Nd.
No Vacant Lot for Her.
escape t'roiu army conscription. So far
ruefully, "it is all right
He—Darling. I love you. Will you know who 1 am? I'm Rhodes." “Ob.
those men have proved themselves es­
cani, but it isn't much at a bank."—
not make me happy by sharing my ' yes. 1 knew that; but that doesn't wor-
pecially adapted for domestic work.
A Sleepy Job.
Washington Star.
ry me,” was the unruffled reply, •if
humble lot with me?
Friend—What are you going to do The experience of the different nation­
She—Is there a nice little house on you were in Cape Town. I'd have you with the alarm clock?
alities is Interesting. Germans hav*
discharged in a minute." roared the
the lot, Henry?—Boston Herald.
Salesman—Taking it down for our been found the beat. They generally
Premier. "Yes. 1 have heard that they
speak two languages, sometimes three,
store.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth­ discharge people in Cape Town for do­
and
make excellent bouseaervanta. Ger­
Friend
—
Out
of
order,
eh?
ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor tbeir ing their duty." answered the clerk;
Salesman—Not at all. 1 just get it many and France supply moat of the I
children during the teething period.
"but we ain't in Cape Town. This is a
to go off at the closing hour. Our store demand. Italians and Swiss come next
I have enough g<«»l type Mr
republic.”
Between Friend».
don't advertise, you know.—Philadel­ In numbers and qualities, but for good,
small new»pa|*r nnd job plant.
rough, all around work the people who
phia Press.
Enpeck—I understand your wife is
A Sketching Party.
No machinery.
W ill mil ilu-ap
ill.
take the lead lire the Egyptians, For
"I can't entertain on tlie lawn yet for
for
cash
or
trade
for
Portland real
three people there Is a growing de­
Meeker—Yes; she hasn’t spoken a
several weeks to come.” said a young
estate Address
word for three days.
Ilin ml, anil the descendants of tti*
woman who likes to gather her friends
Enpeck—Good! You always were
I'liaraolis are wrestling the pots and
P. O. BOX 416,
for a jolly time "and since we must
a lucky dog.—Chicago News.
pans In many an English kltcheu to the
amuse ourselves indoors. I've planned
Portland, Or,
mutual satisfaction of employer and
If you want to try a »ample of the a sketching party that I think will be
employed.
&
Perhaps It's an old
finest spices you ever used send us 5 just delightful.
Although the wages of a male "gen­
cents in stamps with the name of vour Idea, but at any rate I never heard of It
eral"
In Ixindon run from >50 to >3oo a Summer Resolution»
“I'll seat my friends in rows, and give
grocer and mention this paper and we
year, the average pay Is >70 a year for
each
person
a
pencil
and
a
block
of
will »end you a 10 cent tin of Monopole
ore who is not a cook and >120 a year
White pepper or cayenne or ginger or paper. Then each will be told to draw
for otie who I*.
the
face.
In
profile,
of
the
person
at
bis
Sure relief from liquor, oplutn a i! tnbacoo
other variety you may select as a sam­
habit« Srtui for |«rtlrulara to
ple. We know it is only necessary to or her right.
HIGHER
PAY
FOR
CLERGY.
meant
as
“
The
sketches
will
not
be
get you to try them to make you a l>e-
liever in Monopole.
Addrese Wad­ caricatures, you understand, but they
A Comparison Between Americas and
must be as natural and true to life as
Eiiglteh Compensation*.
hams A Kerr Bros., Portland, Ore.
the artists can make them, A great
When the new Episcopal
palace
of
■
v|»taa pma'
c Ul
Proof Concluxive.
many people can't draw at all. you say?
the diocese of New York is raised upon
Bobbie—Grandma, kin I pull out Ah. but that'll be all the more fun!
Cathedral Heights a fund will prob­
Fancy me—1 can't make a crooked line,
one of your white hairs?
ably be provided whose Income will be
much less a straight one—trying to
“Yes, dear.”
Must Bear Signatura of
used to supplement the salary of the
Bibbie (gleefully) — There, siree! sketch one side of my next neighbor’s
bishop. He now receives 112,500 a
The Bible does lie. There aint no fierce mustache, and all the time re­
year. An endowment of slightly more
flecting that my next nelghlior at the
number on this one.
than >30,000, of which a considerable
left Is trying to do justice to my snub
portion Is already raised, will yield the
Getting On.
nose! Oh. It'll be Interesting—every
same Income, making a total of >25.000.
A gentleman met recently a Harvard
minute!
From the most important Episco­ graduate of last June. "How g<s-n it
“Perhaps it would be well to make a
For Infants and Children.
palian diocese in America Bishop Pot­ Harry?" raid he. “Oh, thing* are
rule that no one shall look at a neigh­
ter draws but one fourth of the |>ay of booming," replied the young man
bor's sketch until all are completed,
the bishop in London. The archbishop cheerfully. "I don’t get any pay yet,
and possibly we ought to allow just so
of York also receives >50.000 a year, but I’m prolnibly the beat oiler of ma-
Bears the
much time to finish the drawings. The
while the English primate has >75,- Hnm-ry in New England.** - |
Signature of
prizes for the best and the worst like­
000, which maintains no inconsiderable Christian Register.
nesses will lie pictures. I guess.
state In Canterbury, a “city” little
Cause and Effect
“Card partlea and dancing parties are
larger than a village. Even In this
•
“John,” she said to her husband, sc common that they're stupid, and be­
country there are many wealthy par
who was grumbling over his breakfast, sides, many people object to them alto
lakes whose ministers receive as high
gether. But there can't be anything ob­
“your love has grown cold.’’
pay or higher than that of the bishop ot
ITOH IS TORTURE.
jectionable
alstut
my
sketching
bee,
“No, it hasn’t!’’ he snapped, “but
tlie metropolitan diocese.
my breakfast has.’’
and I'm sure that it will not be dull!”
'•
c,‘ue4,br *n *ci<I humor la
It's an old story that the salary of the
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
S!-bl°«* coming in contact with the
“That’s just it. If your love hadn’t
average clergyman—the man In th* fit
pr,K1 u:,ln>? gre*t re,lne** ami in-
What to Wear in Berlin.
grown cold, you wouldn't notice that
ranks—la still miserably low, especially fiammation ; little pustular erupt ioi,sf,>rtn
Got a Good Start.
Germany is perhaps the last country
your breakfast had.”— Philadelphia
smi discharge a Him, atieky fluid, which
He—I was once one of the judges at In the country. A prosperous congre dnes and acalesoff; sometime* the skin 1»
where one would look for a Count
Press.
gat Ion
ministered
to In constant
d'Orsay, but one has apparently arisen, a baby show.
fn'n ,lry t"<l fl”llrf'1 Eczema in any
Hhe—Heavens! How did you es­ anxiety by a cultured man whose life
says the London Mall.
Too Thin.
a ./ •“
"R. stubborn disease7
la
one
long
struggle
with
poverty
Is
ltC.h",g “i"1 Lurning at times are
cape?
An enterprising member of the “up­
Church Music Committee—I thought
hardly
a
spectacle
to
Inspire
either
almost unbearable; the’acid burnim,
He—We handed in a sealed verdict.
you said you were a fine bass? You per circles,” with an eye to commercial­
pride or piety. “The laborer is worthy humor seem* to ooze out ami «.t the xkm
can’t be heard ten seats from the or­ ism, not long ago took very tastefully —Puck.
of his hire,” and be should receive It— on fire. Salves, washes nor other exter­
furnished offices In the west end of
gan.
nal application* do any real good for as
New York World.
Bass—Well, isn’t that a fine voice?— Berlin, where he gives advice as to
* th*
remain*
*he blood
"correct
”
and
fashionable
dress
for
the
Boston Herald.
Statue of the Dale Austrian Empress. It will keep the skin irritated.
male sex.
A bronze statue of a woman carrying B4D ronm OF tetter
His name Is not divulged, but bls suc­
Hamlin’s Wizard Oil is an old remedy,
a parasol Is rather unusual among
“For three year« I
and like an old friend may be depended cess In offering "advice to men regard­
had Tetter on my
works of art, but such has recently hands,
which caused
on. It cures pain.
ing dress and toilet” has proved very
been unveiled to the late Empress of them to awell tot wk«
their
natural
site. Part
successful, as many of his clients de­
“My hair came out bythe hand­
Austria. It Is situated In a small na of the time the
disease
Wouldn't Squander IL
ciare they have not sufficient time to
ful, and the gray Lairs began to
tlonal park In Hungary, In which the was in the for m r f run­
slat aore«, rerv pain-
Mr. Hardfiste—if I give you this give to such matters, and are willing to
creep in. I tried Ayer’s Hair Vigor,
late Empress was fond of hunting slid ral, and causing me
and it stopped the hair from com­
penny, my man, will you squander it accept Instruction as Io the latest fash­
■nrh discomfort your
rliling
ing
out
and
restored
the
color.
’
’
—
doctors Mid the Tetter
for drink?
ion.
had
progreased t.« far
MrsJW.
D.Gray,
No.
Salem,Mass.
At Phillipa Brooks’ House.
Weary Walker—No, sir; I’ll use it
His success has Induced several la­
to tie cured, and they
The
I'hllllp*
Brooks
house,
nt
Cam
could
4> nothing for
to git a nsw autymobile—my old one’s dle* of position to start similar consult
I look oniy Three
bridge. Mass., now has 559 contrlbu me
pleasure
wearin’ out.
Ing rooms for fashionable ladles. In
bottlea of 8 *. * nad
tors, representing not only the United was completely cured
these cases, too, no tinnics are given. I
such a prepara
Thb
fifteen
--- m was
- - .. _ j years
« m i a
States, but England, France, Turkey, iso,
aazf - I T — - I«*..*
___
snd
have sever
Z
"
----- \ the business being done by reconirnen i
tion
as
’
Vigor.
Japan,
China
and
South
America.
da t Ion.
It gives
all
use it
To such an extent has competition
It la • fain economy to buy groceries
Diameter of Jupiter.
¿i.Lbi.M
which *ra cheap at the expense of quality.
grown here that many tailors are ready
such
The diameter of Jupiter, according
You can’t afford to tamper with yourhealth.
to attire good looking men In the latest
For that reason you ought to buy
to Professor T. J. J. See's new deter natural state, and th* rough, unhealthy
hair becomes
fashions gratis In condition that they
7
mlnntlon. la 88,203 miles; that of .Mnrs akin liecgmes soft, arneoth *„<1 ciear
MONOPOLE GROCERIES
more 4,156
recommend them clients. There are
miles, nnd flint of Mercury 2,057
Th* purest to be had and very reasonable
^ m I m , Paoriaaiâ, s2t
also tailors nnd costumers who dress
And you feel so miles.
In price. AU first class grocers handle them.
*h*n“ •»«! *11 skin
people for a fixed sum annually, renew­
WADHAMS A KERR BROS., Packera.
in
an
due toi p.;;;
If you should have occasion to scream kJ kJ Lj
ing Ills clothes on certain dates and tak­
.,
,
on*d
condition
of the
prepara
for
help,
could
you
make
yourself
ing back the old ones.
blood Send for our book and write u,
heard any considerable distance? The
about your caa*. Our physician, haw
tion.
II.MateHla. All
Hliort-Sighlcil German Huiilenl».
writer of this hnd ii nightmare recently, made the** diaearaa a Hf« ,tudy, and ™
No fewer than 01 per cent of Ger­
If your druggist cannot supply you,
nnd dreamed flint lie was being robbed help you by their advice; trn make *"
•sad
us
on*
dollar
and
wa
will
eiprM*
man student* are short sighted, states
He screamed for help, nnd a Isiy sleep dtargeforthwaerrice. Allcorre.p.,nd«Bg
you a bottle. He sure and give the name
In time. Bold t»r dm
Prof. Cohn of Bresinu.
of your nearest express office. Address,
ing In the next room did not Irmr him. b conducted in strictest confidence
Eruptions
Girls.
$bort StorieJ
^nari/ZtT' to «ita
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
l*a*a«leut Apulian.*« al H««*
Not Pravent Oparatloaa.
«OSPITAI SECRE ts
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Good aurgrona are often mm of great
Ingenuity, anal there are nuinrrou*
Pe-ru-
caara ou recon! of Important nud wholly
ratiafaciory raaulla accomplish'd with
i iud* nppllaticea
A writer who was
with tb* British army in the Houtlau.
ghee. In a New York paper, thia lllu*
1 ¡ration of a clcirr ad«pt*tloa of mean a
io • deglnM end:
After the Hftltle of Ouidurtuau we
brought back to Abadlah 121 wouuded
officer* and meu. Of thia number there
were twenty on* case« of which an ac
curate dlagnoala could not be made by
ordinary aurglcal mi ana
By th* help of th* lto*iitgrn ray*.
how*v*r. w* found th* bullet or provnl
Ita ab**uc* lu twenty out of the** twru
tyon* caara, th« remaining caa* being
so 111 with a a*vere wound In lb* luug
that It waa uot eoualiiered juatlUable
to etaiulnv him at th* tlm*.
Of eourw* w* had no al*am engine to
generate •l*ctrlclty for ua. and the d«a
MRS R ATK TAYLOR
•rt lu«at tia<t dleaolvn.1 our aprclally pre
pareil candles into their constituents
Mrs. Kate
Necessity, however, la th* mother of nurse of prominence, g| • vr «radu.^
Invention, and we bad reeoura* to a Perleme with P.ren?T
with Perun* |n
unlqu* method. Tb* pulley of a small
dynamo waa Conu*cl*d by means of a profcxxlona! sUlldlnK
1 ?
leather strep with th* rear wheel of a •PffUal Prominence in h., XX’
tandem bicycle
Having carefully ad
CHICAGO, in, 4.,; ..
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Justed th* circuit with the storage bat
a.
"oiihsi
S(_
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tery, and also with the voltmeter and ,|A a
1 I'etuna it
ammeter, a warrant officer took hl* po­ th* llim.t tonic suy 11IMI| (lr
rin
*•"> t" weak from tl z
sition on th* seat of th* blcycl* and
“Iter ®ffevt.
commenced pedaling
When fifteen <>f any soriou* i||ll(.„
"I have seen it iiu.,| I
voila and fourteen amper** were reg
UI„| (
latered, the switch cloa* to the baudl« convalearent
of the blcycl* waa opened and th* «ral other bmh-« lirai, I»
thorn, wlm u«,| p..,llhM h
charging of th* battery begun.
As th* resistance became greater a •at reliai ”
"Perun* a*em. to rrator. ,uiU(
sensation a* of riding up hill was ex
perlenced by th* man on th* seat, and Im re.,«. »»«Ml.,, vigor mid renew h« J;
th* service* of an additional orderly •nd strength In , wonderfully «h.'
were requisitioned for th* front seat of tlmc.".-MRs. KAIL I Allogò’
th* taudem.
In view of tlm gf*#t mnltm,,!. o(
A* thia bicycle practice waa generally worn«« auffermg fr.„„ „.ll)r
Indulged tn In a temperature of llo d« mal* di»**** n„d y*t ilhM|,|e t(,
free* In th* shade, th* orderlies were cure, Dr Hurtman, Hi* r*noun»:|
not sorry whm. at the cud of a hnlf Hallst on female . farri,,I di.,,,!
hour, th* switch waa tuniwl off and the announced hi* wiilingoe« tll
machlu* brought to a standstill.
treatment of I). IllHln
"
«ase» aa Iiiaku
application to him during th
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lovely? It’* like a Ismntifully tinted
china cup 1 naw—
M imi Koetique—Yea; it certainly is
a lieuii11 1 u11y paint««! mug .— I'hilndcL
ph in Record.
> noi bar Pomi of Viti».
Mita Elderly — N’evrr in all my lift,
bave I loet my *'lf |Mwnms|on.
M imi I lypp—B<it if Mime man limi
a»k«d for it doubtlesa it would I imvk
Iss-n diffrrrnt.
Sha Didn t M«.,i li
I Inni—1 luid un .infoi Itine «le-til
reiu»<•<| bini
Curloui to Know.
Th* Bachelor—Why,
l'x*
just
Mnud—Ilo« ilo yoti iii.-ati?
reached my prnue.
( lata— hv, he inoli it in carnea*,
II bat delayed you? — Smart and I had lo ripiani tl.at 1 di.ln't
tinnìn it
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