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About Klamath republican. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1896-1914 | View Entire Issue (March 27, 1902)
Hood’s Sarsaparilla Haa won success far beyond the effect of advertising only. Th« secret of its wonderful popular ity is explained by its unapprua«. liable j Mrril Ba»«-d upou a prreertplion which cured people cunsi>l«>re<i incurable, Mall and Express, "but I bars never known the average almanac to shed It« old time Ideas That 1» why I sigh fug « moderu almanac with half tou* pk*» turee." cienccr vention AT SHORT RANQE. Large M. Flotrsco h»« «xwimunlcated to H>*’ Academy of S.'leBces at Faris proof» that there Is a fixed relation between Unites the best known vegt-table rem- the quantity of Iren lu the liver of anl edie», by such a combination, pro|>or- mala au«l the color of their »kin «ml tion and proceaa as to have curative hair. Aultuals of dark lialr contain power peculiar to itself. nearly twice tbe amount of Iron an«! Its cures of scrofula, ecaenia, paori- pigments In tbe liver ,m«l skin ss those asis, and every kind of humor, as well of whit«' hair. as catarrh and rheumatism — prove ITof W. W Campbell, the Director of the l.lck Observatory, in summing up the results of the observations ami the beat blood purifier ever produced. photographs mad«* by the party sent Its cures of dyapepaia, loss of ap|*e- i from that observatory to study tlu* to tite and that tired feeling make it the tai eellpa» of the suu lu Sumatra last greatest stomach tonic and strength- I May. says that tbe general conclusion to be drawn Is that the coronal »true- rvetorer the work! has ever known I ture surrounding the suu Is made up of i matter, probably very finely divided. Is a thoroughly good medicine. Begin I ejected from the surface ot the sun with great velocities. Just as we have to Uke it TODAY. Get HOOD'S. j matter ej«vted. now ami then, from ¡terrestrial volcanoes, with compara Oeaereva. tively »mall velocities. Mr. Newlywed (solicitously)—And Few |H*raons have any conception of how did you get along with the butcher, tbe tremendous degree ot beat repr«*- hie’’ Mrs. Newlywed—Oh, splendidly. senie«! In tbe sun. Just as they are ig- He is such a generous man. Mortimer. I uroant. as a rule, that it is hydrogen When I order a four pound roast h«» ' gas that, blazing In the sun. keeps tin* always sends me one weighing six or I universe of life existent. An astron omer has Just given ««»me interesting seven. ’ details respe« tlug th«' temperature ot Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s South- I the sun. He assert« th.it th«1 mean tern- Ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their I perature is al*out ti.2«»* degrees centi children during the teething period. grade approximately ll.2v® degrees His Quick Retort. Fahrenheit. Of such a degree of heat The lady—Yea; it’s only men that •B» can form B» adequate C0BC»ptl»n turn tramp*. Why aren’t women idle? Of the total heat the earth re elves , f The Tramp— Because most of them course. only a very small proportion The rest belongs to space ami is share«! are busy bodiee, mum. by other world« than this Ara Tou Vein* Allen's Foot-Kase* Men sometimes dream of enormous Il la the only cure tor Swollen, Smarting, Burning. »wealing Feat. Corns and Bunion* wealth stored In the earth, below the Ask lor Allen’s root-base, a powder to to reach of miners, hut a. cording to the shaken into the shiws. At alt I'-’iggt.ta and Shoe »tore*. 2<. Sample «ent FREK. Address statements of Frof. i. It ' au Hlse at Allen 8. »¡mated, leRoy. S 1. the Denver meeting of the Amer an Assoclatiou for th«* Adiancemeut of Cautious. Small Man—Yes, sir; he's a con Science, there ts little or no grouud to temptible acoundel, and I told him so! believe that valuable metallic deposits lie very d«*ep in th«» earth's crust Such Big Man—Did he knock you down’ Small Man—No, I told him through deposits, he said, are made by under ground waters, and owing to the pres the telephone. sure on the rocks at great depths, tbe Piso s Cur« cannot be too h ehlv spoke-i waters are confine«! to a shell near th» of as a cough cure—1 W O'BaiM surfai-e. With few exceptions, ore d«*- Third Ave.. N . Minneapolis, Mimi , Jan. poslts become too lean to repay work 6, 191®. ing below 3.000 feet Nine mines in The Cartful Sportsman. teu, taking tbe world as a whole, are poorer lu the secoml thousand feet Jimson—Where aro you going? i than In tbe tierst thousand, and poorer Bilson—Only for a day’s shooting. Jinsson—Great snakes I With that ' yet In the third thousand than In tbe car load of freight? 1 second. Bilson—These boxes contain books— In September the hunters and trap the largest and most complete compen pers of the Yukon start out for their dium of the game laws of the state. 1 , long winter sojourn lu tbe midst of don't want to shoot anything out of I the snowy anil pathless woods and season. 1 along the banks of frozen rivers and ; streams. Bears, beavers, otters, minks, martens, foxes, wolves and wolever- ene all fall before their rides or are For Infants and Children. caught In their traps, and tue man who can accumulate a good store of tbe Till Kind You Havi Always Bought furs of any of these animals Is well re warded for bis hard winter’s work. Bears the But tbe greatest prize, which all seek Signature of and comparatively few get. is tbe rare black fox. of which only about half a An Acceptable Neighbor. dozen are killed in a season, whose soft Blizzer—How doe« your wife like' robe Is worth from R200 to $."*»* to the that lady who moved in next dour? trapper who takes It From twenty- Buzxar—Oh, all right' She hasn't five to forty allver-gray foxes are as many gowne as my wife. caught In a season; their pelts bring Stop gueming! Try a certain cure fur from $100 to $200 aplec«*. Tbe prices Kinful ailments by getting at once a of bear pelts vary from $10 to $25; of beaver, from R3.5O to $7. of mink from ttle of Hanlin'f wizard Vil. $1.50 to $3; of marten from $3 5«) to Cause Enough. $12. and of otter from $4 to $8. did you leave African I.Ion Killed at tte» Fiv«t Shat, An Englishman who llire! many years In Africa relates a llirllllng experience which ('♦fell his family there Illa home at the time was In the edge of tln> I'ratiaiaal wllderuesa, and It was there that the event occurred. Due evening about dusk my wife an«! child were sitting on the verauda of the bungalow. I was engage«! a few rods away, putting the fiulshlng touch es to a bit of wagon repairing, The servants were at the rear of th« bouse It was one of those pre'iillarly quiet eveulngs when nothing seems to break the stillness Suddenly I felt, rather than saw. something moving near the veranda. I liioked more cloeely. and to my horror ¡»ereelved an enoruious Non stealing along the ground tn the direction of my wife and chlk! My wife saw the crea ture at th«< san'.o Instant, and despite her terror fortunately remain«»1 per- fretly motionless ami silent. S. arei'ly knowing w list to do. t hast! ly crept toward the side of the bunga low to the open window of my room, w h«'re I knew a loaded rifle w as leaning against th<> wall. I cllmoed In at the window, seized the rifle and leaped by another window out upon the veranda There was no time to think: the lion was within a few feet of my dear ones ami crouching for ■ spring I calle«! softly to my wife not to move, aud theu flred. The ball passe«! directly over my boy’s lo ad and lodg«x! In the forehead of the lion immediately at>ove the eyes, and stretched him on the ground There was an Instant of fearful sub pens«*. Then I tired again, but the »««'• ond bullet was not neeeaaary. for th« Hon had been killed at the first shot. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Hood’s Sarsaparilla Hood’s Sarsaparilla MLN WHO WR0ÎI «'OO ’WAY BACK LM) SIÎ DOWN." "It la wholly Inspiration." said Elmer Bowman, the author of “Go ’Way Baek and Sit Down.“ Mr. Bowman Is a uegro. He was boru iu Denver and lives lu New York. "Ever since I could fl r s t remember I was humming live ly airs of my owu and putting words to them which were funuy — everylxkly laughed at them. anyway, And so w ben I went to New York I deter mined to make use of my talents, aud I have done no. "Wbeu uiy mas icrplece, ‘Go 'Way FXMI.B BOWMAX. B , c g and 8 It Down,' was Incubating I practically ostracised myself from family and friends. Greet subjects cannot be treated lightly. I felt the Inspiration In me to eom|KMe something that would enter Into and become a part erature of music, and 1 gave It as only the artist can. "I have, however, turned out tome other compositions of which. I bai a I have reason to feel proud, There I». for lustance. the lyric, 'I've Got Chick en on the Brain.' which has become s<> popular In New York. That came to me one evening after I bad returned from a birthday party. ! recognized In It at NO CHANGE IN ALMANACS. once as material for a classic, and I lady and her gave my whole mind to the production »«me Rtyle, Name Snbject Matter in prelin’. The success It has achieved fully re Them for >Iany Generation». about?" pays me for the brain work I expended •kaee I wouldn't lave till me two I •'What I’d like to see.” remarked the on IL" druggist on tbe corner. "Is a family nl- weeks was up." i manac tilled with half-tone pictures It A Genial Encounter. . . AAA AAA AAÀ A A ▼ , would l»e a novelty to soothe the eyes The tsar’s last vlalt to France han \Q/tí60ÑffÍ0ODPufitfi£ft ! and mind We who have gone through filled the French papers with reminis ' many years at this business and have cence« of his former stsy. Î nrrtD aho rmte ouAftAKTEUi* I had ample time to digest tbe countless One day be drove incognito to the t VOW/ /e »*e Orwe re UAE IT. « free almanacs devote«l to the relief of bouse of I.oubet. then president of the »»«♦♦♦♦»♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦»♦»♦♦♦♦♦♦* all bodily ills and 'sure guides to senate, and while bls companion went health.’ know the average almanac In to announce the visit, be isiusel Not Noticeable. cover. The wood-cuts himself by putting bls head out of the Willie—Why, Uncle Jake, how you from cover to that decorate some of them were made window and looking at the people who mud have changed! Uncle Jake—What do you mean, for our granddaddies and are as fa passed. miliar to their fadlug visions as they A whistling street boy approached Willie’ "Papa says the other morning you are Interesting to our own children. I aud recognized him. In spite of the recall perfectly tbe almanac of by plainness of bls equipage He stopped, had a terrible head On you.” ■ boyhood took off hie cap aud said, cheerfully, "After giving tbe church days and "Good day. air! How la the empress?' There ha certain cycle» of time, with tbe eclipse« fur the The tsar was naturally surprised, but disease that has come down to ui year and the best time (luring that be replied, with a smile: “Thanks, young mao. The empress through many ceu term In which to observe the planets. tunes and is ' It had an address to the sick and a ta Is quite well, aud has enjoyed the trip older than ble showing the mean time of dlges very much.” history itself, tlon of tbe different articles of diet. The boy seemed glad to hear It. nod yet very few Then followed a choice variety of an- ded. and went whistling away. The outside of dent Jokes. Intersperse«! with the sun tsar Mid. In telling the story, that he. those who have learned from bitter ex perience know anything of its nature ot »nd moon phases for every month ea> b thus cordially accosted, was the only Characteristics. At first a little ulcer oi day being marked with su«-h phenom one of the two to be embarrsssed. sore appears, then glands of the neck ot ena and Important events, such as groins «well; pimples break out on the 'Swedenborg born' or 'Kansas admit Mrs. W hitman a Hncc«reet’u| Itanc-tirr. breast, back or some other part of the ted.' At tbe head of ea« b month was a Mrs. C. N. Whitman, of Denver, body and fill w ith yellow pustular matter; woodcut representing some timely re Colo, owns the largest ranch of any tbe mouth and throat become sore «nd woman In the world. It Is located In the tongue is at all times badly coated. , minder or s«'eue of the month men- Texas, near Tancos*. and Is called the Headaches are frequent, and muscles and ; tioned. For Instance, January was joints throb and hurt, especially dur.ng generally depleted with snow covered I.. 8 ranch, after Lucien Scott, the first l.mp rainy weather. These are some of ground and woodsmen felling huge owner. The ranch Is thirty miles the symptoms of that most loathsome of j trees. February showed tbe farmers square and Is devoted entirely to cattle *11 diseases, Contagious Blood Poison. | threshing grain in an open barn. raising. Mrs. Whitman makes her This strange pois- Corktagioua on does not affect March displayed the arrival of tbe home In Denver, t Ithough she Is alt- seeds and April the sowing of them. sent a groat deal, both at the ranch and Blood PoiBOn are literally . For Mar we had a woman and chll- In Europe Mrs Whitman understands setcu up with it within a short time after I (Iron working In the garden planting the management of the ranch thorough being inoculated, while others show but potted Hover; and In June the farmers ly. When down there she rides over •light evidence of any taint for a long were gathering the first of their crop. It from day to day on horsebn« k. ami time after exposure, but its tendency in ' July showed a boy fishing In a pond. keeps herself thoroughly Informed ns every case is to complete destruction of with a stately house and fine looking to its needs. She knows both end» of the physical system, sooner or later. 8 S 8 is a safe and infallible cure for > windmill at Ids back. August lllus the business; how to raise rattle and this bad disease—the only antidot-* for j trated the gra'n cutting time and Sep how to sell them profitably. this specific poison. It cures Contagious tember gathering of apples, pears and He Tumbled. Blood Poison in every form and stage ‘ other tree fruit. Then came the har "Ha! ba!" laughed Willi». "I chuck thoroughly and permanently. S. 8. S. vest of corn for Octolier, a shooting contains no Mercury. Potash or other acene for chilly November nnd a warm ed a bananer skin In front of de teacb- harmful minerals, but is strictly ttnJ er.” entirely « vegetable remedy, and we offer fireside with a giant Christmas tree ‘T don't see any Joke In that,” spoke for bleak December. |l,000.00 reward for proof that it >s nut. up his mother. "The odd thing now about this old uantr At which was estab- “Don't you? Well, be tumbled all OVM. MKDICAL, Hahed yswrs »co fashioned almanac Is this: <>o over to DKPAR.TMK.NT, la doln< a noble tbe next drug store you meet and pick right, all right." work in relieving enffering. Give out up the first almanac you can lay hands W by Hr J-;><:rlle<l tbe Typewriter. Dbvelciane a short history of F°Y,r c»»» and get their advice. This w111 ®°** to. You will he surprised to note the "I can take 1U0 words a minute," said vow nothing, and whet you say win be marked similarity between the old and tbe shorthand writer. Cue ¡a strictest confidence. With "I often take more than that." re their help «nd a copy of onr book on the new. The latter Is msde up of the Contagious Blood Poieon you caa features I have mentioned as being In marked the other, In sorrowful ac manage your own oase end ours your- the old, even to the ‘unsolicited testi- cents; "but then 1 have to. I m mar- »«If at home. monlals selected from thousands re- rled.” SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlaata, 6» celved.’ tbe table for foretelling the A man will talk for his Interests. even weather throughout each year, and If It la necessary for him to say that perhaps the latest postage laws. black Is white. “It Is said that everything changes In this blessed world of ours." »aid the Why not be eccentric by praising peo 8<>IS t’T ilr'iSF'l««*- druggist, according to the New York ple? CASTOR IA aaaaaaaa a a a a a a a A Bad Disease À HIS MAJESTY’S AUTOMOBIL«. lie*, i ii»tion of ttie t.uenrloua Vebiele Order««! foi King Edward. In tils majesty the Klug of England motoring posse.ssee oue of Its keeueat supporters. Since th« days of the F.uglleh built Daimler, which ivaa his majesty's lu- Itlal experiment In motor ownership, quite a tiuiuber of care have passed through the gates of Haudringliani for rx his use, but his Interest III this form of locomotion Is unabated The majority of Ills car», however, ’•r Hu,. have b<-en Coventry Daimlers. In lhe -1 train tn« selection of which his majesty has set '«ew the very necessary example of eueour- aging the home Industry The last ear k '"I 1 HC IPA, supplied him was a great, roomy. com fortable vehicle, principally destined for use at shooting parties and similar functions, ant known as the beaters' ear This. however. Is entirely over shadowed by the splendid carriage 2 Hyacinth Bulbi which they are building for him at tlie Or 6 I ulipa. present moment, particulars of which are now- published for the first time. Together mir Lomplrtr L. i . l •or 1Woa. with k r.„. .,u.w:'; The ear. which 1« a Coventry Daimler, will be tht<>d with a 221* horse power, <>r«ler, n«t matter how smell Writou.' PtsxiisM When I wrevtoto v«Miafaw months . ’^Kl1 from In!iannn»tl«>n «•! the ovsnes and •nd lush«' «our sei«, I H(r (. ’■ four cylinder motor, running at a nor I had been suff.ru.g from * t ..„ lUn „ a | pa „, ,„ d «log- Hpringtim« I. I,,.,,. , I *’■ mal spec I of 720 revolutions, It la de- Um« fur planting 11 signed to carry sufficient petrol for a tore“ « >■> wy •“*' 1 w’r" ’*U*J * rvDMft i.ftiiikT •*»’<»* Rk’<» UU *•• • drag U> aw ruu of 150 miles; la fitted with both MTT/l L IV!!! ' UP I hrt.l Rrvrr*! durlora, bul Uirv <I m I m« electric and tube Igultlon and Is gear- .nd 1 fell like '"'Xe U«h- * I'.nkh.m . Veget.lde < «si up to twenty four miles au hour, ffour ukiu S i . sgo «ml •»> •» »*ller health te. day then 1 The ear Is un«|ueatlunably lhe most JOHN POOLB, Port lind. Ong». ? All p.un» irr gon»’ Your luxurious ever constructed, the hotly (“Lmixmnd has mrel. me well I rre- nunend it to .11 suff.riug differing materially from the ordinary women' M«» « J W*T»'« »‘••’•pt«-n. \a form. Can give you the l> ,i When ttier« <» r«'”»»1» “'*< •• •“«••« I’he tonueau. which Is of the roomtest Ruggirei, Flows, B<>||< r« bundrodeot th.»u«i»nds ot women know from ». and most comfortable description, la W indliiills an I I tXi.L*e 1« r.llnbl», i« It « <<» »«|.»rtm».i« with designed to hold alt passengers and Machinery. Ke<i us I. psrieai. «.(|»slv unkoewn m»dleln»s the seats are built considerably Above the two lu front Intended for the io« N»w tear Pc\olutloni of the meehaulelau aud au attendant. In order that the passengers may ob Us' tain an uninterrupted view ahead The •tuo rollai r» am opt utaaal U fmii seats are rounded and ar«« fitted with HI4K ROM4 par (la AiMtis tlue gauze curtains ou either side, ■»in inure r; ’ ." ','.:.:.:.,’’.'.1.';™ which may be drawn at will. \\ bile effectually protecting the royal party from the dust, they are sufficient, ly transparent to allow of uu unlnter- rupted view of the scenery ou all aides. At the back of the tonneau glass wlu- dowa extend from the d««or upward to I«M- WM? MVTTObkUi the cauopy aud form a further protec In Doubt. tion against dust, that arch euerny of l.'fwipsitsd ttsppsnlnf llildad—Did the si»« of her pile make the motorist. The whole of the coach work, says you hesitate’ Caller—!• th« editor in? Perkins—Yes For » long tun« 1 the l.ondou Mall, which la of the fin The tn>|»—Nojw> Gone homo est pussible description, will be paint didn’t kuow how much she bad. "Not ill. I hope?” ed lu the royal colors. •'N,.!»« W ifn telephone«! I«ahy A Heuelble Theory aslrep Went h<>mo to ore whet It DOOS AS SCOUTS She—I wontler «by a man's hair look««I like." turns gray before his beard. Would Be I »etui in F’lghtiug Natives He—Oh. that is eseily espianto! of Junale Couutrieo. Simple Whes Tee Kaew. There is usually ats'ut 20 years differ ANS «C» PW Captain Steele. of the Sixth Infan "! was up In th« mill district today SCtsAAt » RFS’ st • » . *■ „(U. ence in their re«|*ctive agna try, after au ei|ierl«*nce of the condi CATAtoaurt raft frightfully noie» up there " Jhowtoo fluii Lin. o? une ,,, tions of warfare In the Philippine«, " Tl'St's right, l’ va fl a friend «)■<> RssMk. 0WC« CO •OV'ONMM» q strongly urges that dogs should lie at Grimes—What do you think of livre up (bare. Ila c.ll'1 bear hllnsrlf tached to the army. In the Army and lAudeman’t marine n«jv«IT talli in bls house." Navy Journal he express«»« rhe oplu- "My! Roller shop nett d>»>r?" Hurley—It is the mret perfre-t tiling lou that dogs are the only scouts that I ever g-d hold <>(. It «■ tually is eur- "Nu. I la's <lref and dumb " can secure a small detachment against ch»rg«»i with th«' sea I "»e sick !<*• ambush on the trolls 'hrougb th«*»« fore I lia«l road three peg''* “I **• |'ru»tt»l* WHh MheuMBlIe Fever •i« Time« WittetM fweuiy Tmfor«. tropical Jungles. I’he bush Is «o dense that tlaukers Il li Russia« Dawn. Tbit the ctHi of Mr. Eli Wilt* arg out of the question, and trulls are "I should advise," said th" ¡sdite ■ hire, of I ai »I s I o » w Terrace, Caln«. so crook«*d and over such rough ter cron pi 1er. as he raktsl in another •**< ■ W is slio, during this time, suffer«»! ritory that the point, at one or two of I-ord Koselyn'a blue chnks, "that ths m-wt tnt«n»o agony He writ«« hundred yards. Is out of sight of th« you take something for your system." "I heartily «ndor»« th« test In ioni al a main party. The Insurgent», lying In which y-m publish ot M Jscol» till as ambush usually, or often. I«t the point Grasshoppers la South Waits » pain killer, for ! harn Iw-en a sufferer pass aud open with a volley u|»>u the Grasshoppers are an great a plag' e at (r un ilu-miatlsm ami kindred <s>ni- wagons and main l»*dy of the encorL Hay, Now ««ullt Wales, that they - le plaints at different tini«« during th" They open from ap|«ar«-ntly lm|>ene- acure all the street lani|>o at night, Isst twenty years. ! have lww-n laid pr «trat« «Illi rheumatic fever sii tini«« trable Jungle, aud at a range from leaving the town in total darkness during lliat period, therefore I consider thirty to two buudrv«! yards. They Woman is RstpoiuiMs Posiliew. I know • methlng about rheumatism. fire one or two volleys, then usually ruu away. Sometime« never a ms a M im llelle MacKinnon, of I’lii ». N During all of llu»e* twenty ye«r« I have of them can be s«*en Muat Boar Signature of Y , has laeeti admitted as ■ partner by tried varnsis advertised rheumatic rem- The dogs, polliter« or hounda. would her brother in his large knitting mills el íes, oils, ointments and ambr<> atinns. ne of ll.em gave me relief, but eben need little training. Their Inatlncta and has charge of 2,**00 employes I triel M Jan dm Oil ! found it rare. I for bunting and an.thing In eiery hola Worth Mskci th« Prk« tie pain almoat inmusliatrly, am! has and coruer would lie sufficient to Jua- "Divorce«," said the man who want d< • » for me what all other rem<-dies tlfy their use. Captain Ste«-le poss«*sa«'s a dog naru ed to talk and philorevplnze, "cc«< m- rn put together never l>rgan to do. "! i-uild give y««i several case« that VWV «■ ■>! a*a •• ewy ed Done, mid I asserts that up to the than marriages." SB lAbe ee es«M. "Certainly," said the practical man have Ison <-ur»d, «hicli have come un date of wrltiug no detachment with der my noli««, end through my recom "Why nott They are worth n>or« - Ï jT-71-rÆ rB> MUOACML which It has been out lias fallen Inta mendation; one of toothache, one of an ambuscade. rai oiniNUt Th« Gam* o! Ism« («'-•«< he and one of »>r« thr««t. "He went with ua last winter on nia iiueumts. "I have room mende«! Ht. J scoi»« Oil Hcribba—1>«> you think your new General Schwan's long southern cam Ptl T0«ni IITU. novel will sell ’ and shall continue to do *> by every palgn,” says Captain Steele, • and FOR COIITIMTIM- ti rane in my power, as I ronsfcfor you Htnbbs — hell? Yes, sir-re I've Into! lived for more than a month on scraps for oauow otto. I of bard bread am! bacon. He covered a Chicago man to come forward and de«erving." FOR TktCONFLlIlM. ■lx times as much ground every day claim the pb>t —I*etroit Free Press Try In« to fsplsi" as any mon of the column, and la the Limited Ambitian. "Josiar," said Mrs. Corntassel, friend of every soldier In mj batial- He—I siip|>o»e you wouldn't think of ''«list is the»« n«*gli)ay shirts I ■«• ton." CURE BICK HRAOACHl. marrying • man unlos he could afford i hiTt-ed in th« bargain sslee?" to give y««u a yacht? p.v|H««lng ■ Frau«!. "Well, they ain't quite »<• prim an' 8he—till, I don’t know. If I really «< rst< by as ■ b’il««i shirt I reckou a Dishonest b<dd«rs of accident lueur- ance policies frequ»»ntly put the com- loved him I would Im eati>fl«wl with a neglijay ia what you might call a soft By using my Waehing Tablets '"•‘J' psules’ physicians to needless trouble little smack occasionally. b'llrd shirt." Hreid Nl rents f. r is» kaiP’''n‘ by claiming damage for trifling hurts, intono-. -Hb I.J - CATARRH CANNOT RB CL'BBtl which under tbe law entitle them to nothing. Some deliberately practice W’.th local at>pli<M«tl«>na, m they raoaet r»srh Ito. 606. Portis»«!. or«f lbs s»«t ot lbs 'bars»- < at.rih is ■ bl«»>l ..« fraud, says a physician quoted In the coneuiuli'.nald *»sas «nd in o'.lar u, curs It Atlanta Journal, and pretend to bate Ju i must tsks Inter’ial ren.el es list ■ < • ' 'iraMtakrn niteraaily.sn l acisd.ie ' , I aliments when they are sound In ev on irrh the I. <»,d .nd mico >e surfarre llsli a < s larrh< urs is not s qua«k ¡■•diein» li eu ery part. prss- obod by one of the lest physician« i. this A few «lays ago. says the physician, e- nntry for years, end leer»s ‘lar prse rlptinn Ct'KF.I« TllldrT-koilM HOItoM. 1 was summotie«! to a li«>»pltai to ex It nw.mpoeed ot lhe host leni'-e known, com bleed with tbe beet blo«i4 purifiers, sciin* dl Feeeates SeuabV I Co . «■ Feel. 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