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Tswa Offlts The Small of the Back TEASING A YOUNG SOLDIER. Colds C*«amander or a Mlllter, Institwto Friebteaa a »mail Cadet. In the "Peraooal RecxtUectlona” ot That is wheie som« people feel Capt. James Dinkins Is au account of a little cadet who suffered a aevere weak all the time. “eeare" at tbe North Carolina Military They are likely to be despondent Inatltut*. When be entered tbe school, and it la not unusual to find them he reported at once to tbe president. Hili borrowing trouble as if they hadn't Maj "Well. air. what la your name?" asked enough already. Maj Hill. "Jatuee Bleeeker.” The fact is their kidneys are "Well, what la your middle name?” weak, either naturally or because "I have no middle name. Juat of aickness, eK|xMure, worry or Jamea.” other influences. The examination proceeded rather dlaeetrvualy, but tbe cadet was dually " I am thankful to say.” writ«« J. L Camp dtamiaeed. and told to auawer to hla toll, of Syi-amnra. Ill. "that Hootfs Sarsapa rills baa enrsd ma. For many roars 1 was name at reveille tbe uext uiorultig. Imablod with ba> kavba At times I was so The little fellow lay awake nearly all bod I bad to bo halpwd from ths bod or ebalr. nlgbL (earing he might not bear tbe I atu bow well and stroa« and free from pain " drum beat, and wbeu it sounded ho Wbat this Croat modiclao did tor him it baa waa promptly In lino. The roll waa dono for othor*. called, and each boy auawered; but when It came to "Bleeeker,” there proved to be aeveral: H. II. H. B aud Promises to cure and keeps the J. J. When tbe last named waa ealle«L promise. Begin treatment with no one answered, aud the little new comer felt that he bad beeu (orgotteu. Hood’s todav. After breekfaat. wbeu tbe boye had gone to their rooms tor st inly, little Why Ns Was Glad. Bleeeker beard a tap outside. He threw "Here's a queer announcement on open tbe door, aud found there a ser the bottom of the bill of fare: •The geant and two men. with their guns proprietor will be glad to receive com* at a carry. plaints against the waiters." "I bate orders, air," said the ser "What's queer about that?” geant. "to arrest you and take you te I* Maj. Hill." "Why should the proprietor ’glad' to receive complaint«?" Tbo boy started back In genuine hor "Because be knows that the CU ti ror and despair. He wondered If hla tomers are not geting more than their father bad auy conception ot the awful money's worth."—Catholic Standard situation, and wbat be would say If be and Times. know. But there was notblug to do but to yield, and he walked away with Some propio enjoy Rheumatism or Neuralgia—If they did not they would hla guard. Aa soon as they rear he-1 the Major's presence, that officer asked: use Hamlin's Wixard Oil. "Why vrere you not at roll call this A Safer Sport. morning?” " I bad • wrribl» cold *nd hardly broathe. I ilici» lri«d A»rr a Ch»rry Ptoturel. and II ,m uiediaM r*li*f " cuoii m W. C. I «ylon, Nidell, i11- A Friend If you dealr* • friend, »•gin by being on*. Rabbi l.*vy, Fltta A Higher Morality. New condition* lemaml a higher morality —Rev. IS. T. Root, ItaptlaL Frovidene*, R. I. Puritanism. -Out from Furltanlan* ba* come the grandest type of mau- hood Rev. M. B l'ratt. Methodist. Akron. Ohto. In Search. We ar* In ■•arch of th* knowledge of bolter way* of living — Rev. L G Ho*ck. 8wedeuborglau, Brooklyn, N Y. Hood’s Sarsaparilla "There's one respect, at least, in which fishing is a good deal safer sport than hunting." "How is that?” "We don't make any fatal mistakes hooking tip men who happen to look like fish."—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Get a M ot * On ! Slow. Mitgfish »yitem; lair, leaden liver; biHous brain! <'a»careis f'andy Cathartic will make them move along Move on! Alldrug- Cista. 1UC. 2Se. We. tier Opportunity. Kate—Well, I get my revenge on Laura, after all. Alice—How so?” Kate—She let me trim a hat for her. —Somerville (Maw.) Journal. ter art oy own. errv or tolzoo . > Lucas C ovxtt . i F bamk J. < «tot inskes oath that ha is tbo senior partor of tbo Arm ot F. J < ««srr A Co., dome business in tbo City ol Toledo, County and State a’oress <1. and that said firm will pay the sum ol ONE Ht'NFRED lOLLARS for earn and every rus ot Catarrh that rannot be cured by tbe use ot Hut's Carses« Cena. FRANK J. CHENEY Sworn to before me and subscribed m my presence, this sib day of December, A. D. ISM. 1^1 A. W. GLEASON, I_____I .Votary PsMu. Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is tasen Internally end ecu directly on the blood and mucous surfacos of tbe sritem. fiend for testimonials, tree. F. J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo, O. ■old by druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Fills are the beau . — A Silent Signal. "And your husband doesn't arous* the house when he comes in late?" "No; we liave a speaking tube." "And does he yell up?” "No; he just blows his breath up. T could tell Mr. Bender's breath in a thousand."—Chicago Newbs. Fiso's Cure for Consumption is an infal- libie nieJi<me for coughs and colds.— H. ?'. W. S ahcel . Ocean Grore, N. J., Feb 17. mk New Millinery Requirements. "Harrv, bow do you like my new het?” "I don’t know, Harriet; doesn't it need a little more fruit on top and a little more shrubbery on the left side?" —Chicago Record-Herald. Ladles Cea Wear Shoes One t re "metier after using Allen’s Foot Fas», a powder. It makes tight or new shoes easy. Cares swollen, hot. sweating, aching f»«t, in growing nails, corns and bunions. All drug- alate and a j • -•’ores. 25c. Trial package FREE br mail. Address Allen B. Olmsted, La Roy, New York. According to th« Season. "Would yer like ter be took ter glory in a cherrvoot er fire?" “Well, ef ’twux in de winter time, mebbe I would; but in July or Augus’ I'd favor a refrigerator aid wings!”— Atlanta Constitution. CATARRH Catarrh ba* become auch a common diaeaae that a person entirely free from thia disgusting complaint is seldom met with. It i* customary to speak of Catarrh •a nothing more senoua than a bad cold, • simple inflammation of the nose and throat. It is, in fact, • complicated and very dangerous disease; if not at first, it very soon becomes so. The blood is quickly contaminated by th*foul secretions, and tbe poison through th* general circulation is earned to all part* of the ayatem. Salves, washes and spray* are unsati* factory and disappointing, because they do not reach the seat of the trouble. S S. S. doe*. It cleanses the blood of the poison and eliminate* from the system all catar rhal aecretions, and thus cures thoroughly •nd permanently the worst cases. sir. T. A. William« a leading dry »Mda aa»r- chant ot Spartanburg. 9. C., wrltea Per ysaia I had a arvvrs raae or naaal Catarrh, with all the 4ia.are.abl« effects which belong to that dlaaaaa, aad which anake Ufa painful aad unendurable. I uacd aeedictne, preaeritod by leading plryeieiana and w,gw—ted Sy num tar I •f friend,, but without getting any better. I than began to take S 9. A It tod lb« <Jaair«d effect, end cured ma after taking eighteen battle« In niy opinion 9 cine now in uae that will < •f Catarrh." _ is th* only purely veg- etable bltxxi purifies known, and the greet- of all blxid wedt- cine* and tonic*. If you have Catarrh don't wait until H become* deep-seated aud chrenic, tent be gin at once the use of S S. 9., and and for our book on Blood and Skin Dises»** **d writ» our physicians ate*ut y*ur can, TIM «WIFI •FKCIFIC CO., ATLANTA, U.^ An. *■' »»«•. •* ” Love. Love. Ute* life, impart* Itself, xml always lu an Image of Its own likeness Rev. Dr. Mackrnala Presby terian, San F'ranclsco, Cal. Revelation of God. —Th* final revela tion of Go»! cam* wbeu be eent tut* the worid bit eternal, eaaeutlal Sou.— Rev. J. G llerndou, Presbyterian, At lanta, Ga. Democracy of tbe Saloon.-Th* dem ocracy of tbe aaloou 1a oue of th* chief source* of it* attraction and power.— Rev. J. Henderson. Evangelical. Chi cago. 111. A Man's Life.—A uiau'a life doe* not constat of things be eats, drinks, or posse.taes. but w holly lu w bat be la.— Rev. S. L. Bryant. Methodist, Wash ington. D. C. "I was there," replied the boy. bl* "Sergeaut. did be auswer to name?" "No. air." "Well, sir, why did you not answer P inkham ’ s Vegetable Compound Is a poaiUvs curs for all three pain fol Ailments of Women. It will entirely cure the worst forma Female Complaints, all Ovarian troubles Inflammation and Vlceraimn, Falling aud Displacements of the Womb, and ctmsequent Spinal Weakneaa. and Is peculiarly ad spied to the CAtVi^a </ 1 .0». Your nisdlcino cured me of •er-’ ribie fsumls >U»am I M>< M. F Mvuaw, I l • >’• U.-. I < ; o VI*«a J Backache. Bearing-down Feeling Irregularity, I Dizziness, Faintness, Kidney Complaints Justice of God.—Without tbe Justice of God we could not deflne bla mevy. The man who would exclude from tbe character of God all sense of bl* right eous indignation and condemnation of ala would take from him thia Justice. He la merciful because be la just —Rev. J. T. Stone. Pre*byterlan. Baltimore. Md. Fatal to the Truth.—There la noth ing so fatal to tbe troth as tbe divorc* between doctrine and righteousness. In consequence of tbe past tbera have been multitude* of men turned away from tbe church, and It ia our duty to bring them back.—Rev. Dr. BrenL Episcopal bishop of Philippine* New York City. Delusion*.—Delusion*, like disease*, are epidemic. There la nothing new in aln and superstition except their >om de plume Isms of tbe earlier cen turies revppesr aa tbe religious fad* sf tbe present day. People seem to bs easy victim* of anything novel or ob scure—Rev. Dr. Thoburn, Methodist, Pittsburg. Pa. Another'* View*.—Tbe strong patri otism and loyalty of the American peo ple are bullded upon the mutual esteem and respect for one another'* view*, political and religious. The latter play ing even a more vital aud Important part than tbe former.—Rabbi Philo. He brew, Akron, Ohio. Mr.Moody and the QuestionableBooh. Borne one asked the late Dwight L. Moody If be bad read a certain book. He replied, "No, 1 believe there Is poi son in it; at least I have beard so on good authority.” The friend said. "But wouldn't It be well for you to read it for yourself?" "No,” said Mr. Moody; “if I take poison In my stomach tbs doctor has to come with a stomach- pump to take it out Wby should I take poison in my mind? I might never '>« able to get It ouL”—Ladles' Home Jour- . | Tbe Labor Movement.—Tbe labor movement ba* done *ometblug. aud promises u* to do more to put us on a footing of equality and fellowship and relationship In the productive power and In tbe distribution of that power. Wbat every man need* in till* world I* the power of self-assertion, and then having the power to use It with moder ation.—Rev. Dr. Bascom. Congrega- tlonallat. North Adam*, Mas*. The Work of Mercy.—The work of mercy, of which the rainbow was tbe token, which at first was begun among ; men, will continue to tie the chief char-1 actertatlc of the throne of God. All of tbe age* have looked upon the ralnliow. There 1* a newspaper In Kanaa* J Wherever there 1» light and water wbo*a motto la “Lie, »teal, drink and there I* tbe rainbow. Jesus Christ Is awear,” and it la tbua explained by tbe the universal sign of mercy to al) men. editor: “When you lie, let it b* down | God baa given bfui to all.—Rev. J. T. to pleaaant dream«; when you ateal. let Christian, Baptist, Chicago, 111. Explaining a Unique Motto. It be away from immoral aanoelatea; To Keep Works at Homo. when you drink, let it be pure water; There Is a very strict Jaw In Italy when you swear, let It be that you w>l against the export of works of art. and patronize your home paper, parlour a member of the royal family even subacrlptlon and not send yoiif .Job could not sell or give away a picture work away from home.” or statue, ornamental piece or pillar from a palace without the consent of Reading-Rooms in Jena. the authorities. The small Herman university town of Jena has no fewer than seven free reading rooms, with newspapers and 1LK» E- WrtO» » I I «.u r/V«’. t, Uvar Piiii «art m».” n r rm <.t nib WELL LIGHTED STORES. Oil ==== A RK W4X»aia 1.^.4.. [«boul ||„ ' '»•'!l,?'i„l 1 . w*h. a»'................ • N« puw«« on earth hn* » •»Mita UuauM i ' Ilf OtSl > « IlillO Alili Uri talli r¿3,«É ••¿-TC ¿ÄÄ ........ M >n InnrtllNl« Vanity. mm ' his nani«* in Why the morning "I should sav »”• after he was in.irrunl, he It'd "I1 at 5 o'clock to read the welding notice» in the papers."—Town Tuple». Aa Optimi«». Susie Robinson—Sometimes lt isn't •o t>ad having to ever a lug stator a clottec« Mamie Brown—It ¡»n’t? Susie Robinson—No; when my big sister's got this coal on it’» *J»’« rsl. but I'm so short that when I »ear it, automobil« coat —Brooklyn it's an are saying about you? Maude—Perhaps, on the wl> -1«, it is well that neither ot us should ta’ en lightened.— Boston Transcript. Th« tt«avy Work Esplsintd. Bigby—Hunting tnpe c<*t too much nowadays. ltagby—Yea; if a man has to buy all the game he brings home. Bigby—That's •>; and I have to buy a!<out two dozen extra ducks or turkeys for my wife to giveaway.—Detroit Free Frees. Ths Press Agent's Waterloo. "You see," exclaimed the advance agent for the Giddy |lurle-|uers, "I thought if 1 could get thrill to talk of suppressing the show it would !«• g ««1 , 1 M ! Ite »0,1 I guita tu I Ita I un |tU| Ite > Irla«« a . .. .................... 1 u J.,' , l..t. au, h i» bti.i i,.h| ;,, ,,.... L’í ■ Nothltte is moro animvlng than a ptuirly liglitsbl atore. Frolli tho timo ut old tallow dtp« llllllioiin ,i| |M-op|o lutto lisutll Isithorotl by Inalittleieini tight wlmn thè stoiiing rollio». Ilut n»W limo-ma th« whrrlo quoetioli la aottl<>«| hy Ilio 1« militili, brllliani, eroiiomical ”M A M ’ Are lampa tinti aro Is-eoming no imputar. T'hoy aro cheap, tim. W rito io t \V I mftl, l'ortlaiid, Un*g<»n, for a circulnr telling you ali abolii Ihem \oii'll Im gtad )<>u «roto. Agonia ar» wautori iu ovory town. IT ACTS l.lKf] ,Ma(IK. Fu.ll.lM, Nomi School for Boys. No Climbing. "Ah, my friend," sighed old Skin- flvnt, who was dying, "I'm going « long, long journey." "Never mind,” replied tho friend, wh<> know him. "it's all down hill." A Wltksd Intmusllon. Mia. Servirà!— Fa-hion «remato tenti toward roetumee of thè last lonliiry. Mise May Butld—llow niee! S’lna ¡■rupie will lut alile to luake ut or Gioir old dresse. Th« Qu.hfl«d Crltk. Big fL'hool Girl—Ain't yon got no grxinniar yvl? I itlln School Girl—Nop*, not till next year. "Why, gratioiia, I've took grammar two hull )t'*rs a'r«a<iyItalroit Frro l'rvaa. Military and Minm Triio|S(. Write h»r llittalrated *'atalnsw< WASHING MADE EASY By u.iiig my U'a.hlng l »i.|1t. N.-n<t NI conta (..r i.„. i.»g„ ..ifb, 3 iiinnUi*, with lull .hr«-, ii. !.. ,,.’ wanted. w . g . luiui I (' ' Itox ftoö, I’orttanJ The Farmer's First Profil te Stade lit his • ■ <*< it,» ! if stsL Settd 1er Our Complete Annual Cat*, logue for 1002, FREE! Ktvsrssd Silustiens. "Yes, poor tallow, she mar rimi him to reform him." "Well"? "And now he's got his hands full trying t" reform her."—ltanver Time» LAMBERSON - Portland Oregon Aa fspsrMatsd tlorMiwan. JOHN POOUi. 1‘ortland, Oregon, Minks—What earthly use have you f«>r eli horseet W mke—Guess you don't know much about horses, do you? Mink»— Jin-e. Winks—I keep six *■ that I will al ways have two that won't have an thing the matter with them when want to drive.—New York W m kly. Poet u( Morrison Mt reel The Housewife and h^f * L|(J • «••ftts • f- Adorer (aniiounly)—What did your father any? Sweet Girl— Oh, he got to nngry I waa afraid to «lay and listen, lie's in a perfectly terrible rage. Go in and a|»|M*aee him —New York Weekly. AN !>«• NJWlaM* A co- Détruit. A-ih. Pl.is Deg Fear Renolutlom ,Vew U«’ Kooloy Cure twe relief bam Hee«*, apiua aa4 hfum habita Bead 1er ea/<iwwiu iMiit lu ititi. BESTFORTHE BOWELS la A 0. 1904. Cantipiflaa. I *,'.7,•¿fro.“’ r* "How far is it from Irvington Sick HaMxha. 25c. I Bridge|s>rt?’’ inqtiiml the chatfeur of amirmd. t«R?f it D. M. "Thoroughbred d<<?" "On ths cnatrary, lie’s precisely the kind <>f s dog that would rather tai rig to a boy about 10 years old than to any body el.« in the world."—Detroit WATUM90« Mtel» 5LICKE» OD COAT ava,l*4 air*. I90Ó — 1,359,; Fja-SM a >#• z*aa fa Tea'S /tf f W . V r***ug.as inali as aiid asila mors tnsn'a I •»and 11 M*l> *s than anyuther Ivoaaa ufk'-l irara In ths *<>r!«l W I. I» | J to and fe»h *»s placai ■ Is by • '-!• Willi I*. i«J ani |<i(ff» a! -«a .»C thsr tnakss, ars found V» be )ual as f --I I bay will o itwear two paos ut utd»uary I '»• and |1 20 ah -a «•Ms «y r»e Mtf /serases fac/^ay Pafsaf • ' i » s f .» v.i ( • «- 11»' < *>«/ *a«yw's<A *•*• < •!*< |y«l«t* ■•« t ••y* ■ **a f •*<. W u D .etas <M> ’O it B«l«w Use" eann »t »»• —¡ **ii».t at any price. lin»*« >,»M«il tAg riir* t •••!•»<f>we. CANOV CATHARTIC UA3K TH3TOAKPIMI ^OWEJ?^ Provoking. "That is a lovely brarelet George gave you for Christina»,” remarked the girl with the Mary Mannering curl. "Y— yes," sighed the girl with the band of crepe on her sleeve, "but as 1 don’t know where he bought it. 1 simply cannot find out what it cost!”— Brooklyn Eagle. ni* ev»«nme»l - cATAtok/r» e»ts srowh». ejj.i'«t • or i»wt«ria® un »•« • ! _________ 3 om MWARE or toTTAr KPU to. f fon Bna<Y> fjn MU AfU» •• Dn»*’ A JTowcacp BQAiON.MAAa „ ivo I. . «“’TOfrrAìr v & ú cwr food . D imm ». », , o.—i. II ,» ? It MlMi.katUi—4«l larking What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless anbatitiite for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Mouthing Hyrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphlno nor other Narcotio •ubstancc. Its age is its guarantee, it destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoa and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates the HtuniiK li and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children’s Panacea -The Mother’s Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Signature of In Use For Over 30 Years. VWS CS.T.U. OOWMSy. TT MURR*. ,TMn ... .... trrf. ka jo««g <.»*»!, .rlirt.M !»•<•> g'o. f’r .. . V »!> J-W- . • l/i««. .""I *r»^ T..!*« ta«»*'*» IT** ,r »U« IH< «14« r*bi.tav root, .tir» ..... ^La 0 « «IO*I». Uta*. »»•>» A, 4«(l> »loll«, <»«44 ag.Bi., Foritaud. Or.., The Kind You Have Always Bought has borne the signa ture of Cha*. II. i'letclicr, and has been mado under hi* personal Nuperriaion for over 30 yrara. Allow no one to deceive you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations and «• .Tuat-BM-good ” are but Experiments, nnd endanger th« health of Children—Experience against Experiment. ; BISHOP scon 1C1DEMI Chan« foe flaroHm. Mrs. Ganwell—Tho czar ot Rusnia now has four daughters. Mr. Gaswell—Oh, tho dear little czardinoe'—Pittsburg Commercial. : i f ♦ ♦ The Farmer The Gardener MORE TU AN HALF A (ENTUW ov linea OUICUAÌANTU AM BACK or ’ ( Arce sre Lauslng Quii* s Mlr advertising." "Well?" "Well, hang it ail! They weren't content to talk altout, but they actually did suppress it."—Chicago Fuel. the racing automobile. You can addrsM tnstrletast •oeflflenee. A Littls IBP. PvrsonsL MOIA B. F11ABÀ1 <O.. Lyaa. Issa. "About 45 miles as the flying ma Miss Piunieraquat (of lady baseball chine flies," responded tho man iron nine)—I am not going to pitch for this ing against the fence.—Brookl) n Eagle. game. Lady Manager—Wby not? Mias Plumersquat (indignantly)— While I was practicing somebody in the crowd yelled "Get on to her uf la curves!”—Brooklyn Eagle. ! I<4 luirin.ln I'.II, kllll!,( O,.o,, , 1 he M A M "Johnson loves to print, doesn’t he?" l.antern Fly. The lantern fly of Kurlnan, South books. America. has two sets of eyes, to catch the light from all possible directions What a pity It la that when natura The luminosity which glows from the does a good thing (like a rain or snow In a dry seaaon), we cannot clap for an head Is so brilliant that It Is easy to read by IL encore. ii st., Jacobs ! 1 •“«’••• <>I Journal. Swett Enough to Eat. -------- ! It has cured more rases of llarkarhs ana Leu.-orrhwa than any other remedy ths world haaever known It Is almost Infallible in such i-asas. It dissolves and sspals Tumors from ths I tarua tn an early stags Eagle. ot development, and checks any castdetwy Vthsrs IgeersiKt Is Bliss. to cancerous humors. Maude—Kitty, do you know what Your V •*! TimipoioiJ re noT«l a Florol.l Tuln.-r from m, * mb alter .l.n'i.-is fallet to giro awful things people aro saying al«>ul relief. Has. H A I-.wsaan. you? Weel.lale. Maas Kitty—N<>, dear, ami 1 suppose you do not know what terrible things ¡«eopta to your name?" A Follower of Christ.—If any on* "He did not call my name. sir. I waa would be a follower ot Cbrlat be must But tLere! 1 declare 1 was therel live as Cbrlat lived and ebow It forth Womb trouble«, causing pain, weight, and did not hear my uame called.” i lu character and life.—Rev. Dr. Ms- backache, instantly re! io oxi and poruia- "Call the roll, sergeant;" ordered the veety. Methodist. Detroit. Mich. ■ently cured by its uaa. Vader all elrcutn etancee it acta tn harmony with the laws Major. Enough Material.—There ia stored on that yorern the female system, aud is as Tbe sergeant began, aud went on un- earth so much that It will never gtr* harm les« M water________ til be reached “Bleeeker. J. J.” NachacKe left ms absr iaKTag out. and in the Goepel there ta enough lit* ' ’■•. t N tt> Y.'ur • "Stop, sir!" said the Major, “la that material for us all to aom* day lead a cured ma whsn d >elcre fallal Mas S aban your name?" spiritual life Rev. Dr. Ingersoll, Con- j Pavla Block. <i>«rham Mt , lxn*ll, Maa "No, sir, my name Is James Bleeeker.” gregatlonalist. Brooklyn, N. Y. “But you told me that your name waa Correct Religious Conviction*.—Na Just James Bleeeker." flappriM*«*d or Painful Menstruation«, Weak tion* with corrm-t religious convictions nesa <*f the .Hkmiarb. Indication, IH<wtin(, "Ye*, sir.” ,vlll have right political economy. Prop Flooding, Nervous Frustration, Headache, "Well, doesn't J stand for just?” er social condition can arise only from (}eneral Debility. Thia waa tbe Major's private joke, lt a grand medicine, t am ’ proper religious condition.—Rabbi IL thankful C»r ih* ¿'-«1 n bo ! ns which be had concocted lu secret and ms. Mrs. J w J.. Grossman, Hebrew, New York City. TS < arrtlina Ave., •t which be never smiled. .Tamales Plain ■ Boston). Mass Christian Religion—The Christian religion strike* upou the chord of self FREAKS OF NATURE. ishness in the political, social and do A Monstrous Growth of Voastation mestic life until it vibrate* with th* ■ xtremo Laasitudo, " don't care" and "want to be left alone" feeling, excitabil Found In the Golden State. music of tbe gospel of Jesus Christ.— ity, Irritability, nervousness, sleopleesnem We are not so much on corn here In Rev. W. 0. Partridge, Baptist, Cincin flatulency, melancholy, or the “ blues." and backache. These are sure indications of California.” aaId Seedman L. Germain, nati. Ohio. Female Weakness, some derangement of the of Los Angele*. "but In all other prod Abhor Dishonesty.— Some men think V torus. ________________________ ________ ucts of nature we can beat the world.” I »«a ¿rout'let wflb^il»Insss. they ar* honest, but because they do Hso.la.-bes. Falliti»»«« HsslUaf Ha la perhaps the oldest seed man oa not abhor dishonesty they are not t* Úmbo. Y'ur msdlclrs eared ms the Pacific coast, says a Los Angeles Maa. Basan r Hasaa, be trua’ed. Thera 1s a sternness In _______________ >qe*«p«irt. Me. letter. What he does not know about love, without which It loses It* quality, The whole store, however. It told In an fruit, grain and vegetables is not worth i —Rev. A. 8. Garver, Unitarian, Wor lllutrrere.1 book which goes with each bot knowing. tle, (lie moel complete treatise on remale cester. Mass. ooinplalnl» ever published. When asked about vegetable moo- Liberty. — Liberty has given ua better strosltlea yesterday be refreshed bla memory for a moment and then con business methods, better constitutional tinued; "Of course, you have beard of development* sod enlarged and mor* the big grape vine at Santa Barbara, human moral conditions, and yet wbeu which covers an area of three acre* of all Is said, something more Is needed, land. Then there la the monster rose and at this present day we are begin and Berkachs of sttAer wa ths Vagatabla Compound always enfe cn e. bush at Santa Rosa. I remember when ning to find this out.-President Had ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ Tbs Vsfstat Is Com a boy. I marveled at the size of thia ley. of Yale, New Haven. Connecticut. floral plant. It grew to an enormous height and completely covered th* bouse where It grew. During my life time her* in California I have bandied squashes running all the way from 150 to 800 pounds each. "Watermelons I bare seen weighing from thirty five to 100 pounds. Beets are frequently known on this coast weighing all the way from forty to sev enty-live pounds. Last fall I saw three onions, the aggregate weight of which was nearly flve pounds. In the Pomona Valley I have known of onlona weigh ing from one and three-quarters to two and a half pound* Tomato vines fre quently grow ten or twelve feet across, and I have often seen radishes that looked like big turnips." "How about potatoes?” “Well, 1 have observed specimens of the Humboldt County potato which weighed from two to three pounds. It is not at ell unusual to see cabbage weighing from thirty-five pounds to seventy-five pounds. Some years ago a Mr. Fox, who lived down In the Santa Crux Mountains, raised a carrot of the white Belgian variety which weighed about twenty eight pounds. It was the biggest carrot on record, In the way of fruits, we have raised on this coast enormous peaches and pears, The San largest pears that come to the Francisco market of course, sre what they call pound peara, but I have seen them weighing two and a half pounds.” h guys wagons, rullati toral. Deepest Craving. — Th* dee;x>«t crav ing of th* noblent hearts la for *t*rual life and eternal love.- Rev. K. K. Bell. Lutheran. Baltimore, Md. Accent of Christ.—Th* aeceut of Christ Is In every true word that ta spoken In your bearing.— Rev. J. A. Roudthxler. Presbyterlau, Indians po ds, lud. Molli.r. will find Mr*. Winslow's Booth Ins Nyrtip ths !>••< raniMly to uM fur n,,tr obUdr.u during ih» levlblug p.i|ug. How will your coush be tonight? Worse, prob ably. For it’s Hrst a cold, then a cough, then bron chitis or pneumonia, and at last consumption. Coughs» always tend downward. Stop this downward tendency by taking Ayer's Cherry I cc- burg. Fa Anxiety. Gustai»—You are looking feedt what's tho matter—worrying altout the etocka? Hubiilm—Oh no! But I feel R |B niy bone« that my chickens have gol out ami are iwratehiiig up my garden.— Brooklyn Lita. »..HI»- W