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VHIIori Hrlp I» tnrlih ^Disfigured Skin ^Tasted mux Ira and dn-aylnc bones. v What havoc! ^Scrofula, let alone. Is rapable of all that and more. It la commonly marknt hjr bunches tn I»" neck. Inflammations In the eves, dye- ' Ajet'aia, catarrh, and K>-neral debility. “It Is always radically and permanently ^l>r< d by <Hood's Sarsaparilla J/l hl< h expels all humors, «ures all erup- ms. and builds up the whole system, £rliet her young or old. SOME LANGE FIGURES NECESSARY WHEN SPEAKING OF OUR FARMING INDUSTRY. Wheat Crop of I HUH Would Have Made Nearly Ten of the Pyramids — Our American Forefathers Tillers of the Boil. Were l'oor t I j r tils t! nan 1 ritatli g and ^Riiy « at hart he to Ute with II.-od '* Sarsaparilla. Tolstoy Independent ol Doctors. Count Tolstoy is not an obedient pa- ■'■nt. Some time ago his physicians ^*ld him not to walk or ride on horse- Wack, but he did what he pleased, re marking. "I know better than all phy- Syrians what Is good for me.** ** 1>KAFNKSS CAJtytOT UK d'RSD ,^»y local ari'llcatlona. *» they cannot reach the a-e.1 | orti.-n ot the car. 1 here Is on y one ■ > i<> i tire <1. auie>>. an.l that is by consltns- tonal is caused be an In- 3ano-d reHicix'. condition 1 ol ‘eaineM the mucous lining ot the tu'tacblan Tube. When this lube gets tn- ained >ou have a rumbling sound or imp«: ret h>ar ing. an«l when tl is entirely closed .esin* -» la i b* result, and unices the indamma- ■jinn cast betaken out and this tube rest -ted to Its n set. condition, hearing willbedestroyxl ^j<>revar; nine cases out <4 in areca isedby catarrh.«hich Is nothing but an lutiaine^ -eondii ionol the mucous surfaces. * View If >e <' e Hundred 1‘o'dars for any - case of lira : css oaiixd by istarrh) that can * not I* cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send lor » Wirculara, free. F J. CHENEY X CO.. Toledo. O. Sold by Iiruggisls. IJa W kail's FaaaUy fills are the beau Oil-Burning Locomotives. w locomotives to burn oil are appear 'd* Ing in the Pacific states. They are ^.built with the cab and furnace in front -and the smokestack behind. The ten- tjkd.r is I. and the oil and " are conducted in pipes. E|TC Permafitiiliy Cured. No fit* or ixvoqtoen “ r I I w after tir»t law'« i»e f Pr K liaa'g t.rea: Ner»e . IUst.<vr Ben-i for FK KF. $*.¿.00 trial K>ttle and treat* ua. Da-R. H K linr . L i «I *31 Arvh St.. Philadelphia Ta . ------------------------- Wirt Gauze foe Hey fever. The newest idea for mitigating hay * fever—a disease which seems to claim more victims every year, in propor- ~ tton to the population is embodied in - MP a small disc covered with wire gauze, which is inserted in the nostril. Tjt Grippe conquers life—Wizard Oil conquers I .a Grippe. Your druggist sells Wizard Oil. An Independent American Citizen While riding in a Maine country road a traveler observed a field of corn which was overrun with rank weeds, and midway of the place was a large, consicnouslv displayed sign with the following: "Notiss! None of Year Business if This Corn Ain't ÄoOd.- ■< $ :♦ > » * i* Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth- lne Syrup the best remedy to use tor their children during the teething period. Clean Persons Among the Lepers. In the leper settlement in the island of Molakai, there were 909 lepers and 164 "clean” persons. The general opinion was that the “clean” would in time become leprous. Nearly 1,100 people are housed, fed and clothed for bout 180.000 a year. —A New Billiard Ball Trick. An entirely new performance with y.^iu«ud billiard ball has been given iy Cia thincis billiard player Robert de •sAramont. aavs the Peoria Herald. Mr. B:«nc.at calls his trick "William Tell.” rir.s it on an ordinary billiard table, upon which a lighted candle has been placed. By hitting a ball with I is cue he sends the former over the flame, describing an arc. The holder or candle is not touched by the ball, but its motion extinguishes the light. Piso'a Cure cannot be too highly spoken of as a cough cure—J. W. O'Bsxzs. 322 Tliir# Ave., N., Minneapolis, "Minn., Jan. Water Power is Mighty. digantic water power developments are projected in the Alps. There are now in the French Alps 48 factories supplied by 250.000 horse power, elec trically generated. Engineers estimate that ¿000,000 horse power is now run a ning to waste in the Alps. Freddie Would Have His Way. Little Freddie — Mamma, doesn't fWirte Bob like plum pudding? Mamma—Yes; but the doctor won’t let him eat It. Mute Freddie—Well, if I was as big as him there wouldn’t be any doctor big enough to stop me.—Boston Her at*. 4 I JjP Sores and Ulcers never become chronic «■'•* uMess the blood is in poor condition—is _____________ sluggish, weak and unable to throw of! the poisons that accumulate in it. The system must be relieved of the unhealthy matter through the sore, and great danger to life would follow should it heal before the blood has lieen made pure and healthy and all impurities eliminated from the sys tem. S.S.S. beginsthecurebyfirstcleans- ing and invigorating the blood, building up the general health and removing from ULn system A QOHSTANT DRAIN SYSTEM. When this has been accomplished the dis charge gradually ceases, and the sore or uloer heals. It is the tendency of these old indolent sores to grow worse and worse, and eventually to destroy the bones. Local applications, while soothing and to some extent alleviate pain, cannot reach the seat of the trouble, b. S. S. does, and no matter how apparently hopeless your condition, even though your constitution has broken down, it will bring relief when nothing Wse can. It supplies the rich, pure blooil 71 m oom ar, to heal the sore and nourish the debilitated, diseased body. Mr. J B Talbert, Lock Boz 145, Winona. Mlaa.. ■ays "bis years ago my leg from the knee to »' rile foot was one solid sore. Several physicians treated me and I made two trips to Hot Springs, but found no relief. J was induced to try 3. S. 8 . f w.l u maile acomplete cure. I have been a per- ‘ feetty well man ever el nee.” MMM is ^e only purely veg- etable blood purifier known—contains no poisonous minerals to ruin the digestion and to, rather than relieve your suffer- If your flesh does not heal readily iscratched. bruised or cut, blood t, your b. ¡a in bad comiition, js condition, and any ordinary sore if3* is apt to become chronic. Send for our free book and write our physician a about your case. We make no charge for this service. flA TOT SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. SA. Ircufts where III tLsTTAits. Beta (km<b bjriijk. Tante« Good. U In time. f*< » I <1 by druggiwt«. CONSUMPTION Joseph, son of Jacob, had to ware house a good deal of w heat In the seven fat years to carry the Egyptians through the seven lean ones. The American farmers produced enough lu 1898 to make Joseph's little »tock look like a (tea In a tub. If it bad all been piled lu form on the plalu of Gizeb it would have made nine pyramids the size of the pyramids of Cheops, and with the surplus another could have been rearer four fifths as large. That was the biggest American wheat crop ever recorded. It amounted to 675,148.- 7U6 bushels, grown on 44.045,278 acres of land. Next year the yield was light er. and the Americans only turned off seven and nlne-teuths pyramids of wheat In IMO they even fell short of that, producing only a paltry seven and a half pyramids. Still, that would have been a comfortable addition to Joseph's stock, and considering that It was grown ou a smaller acreage than the I crop of TN!»!* was a rather creditable performance. The deficiency was made up with a 2.000,000.000-bushel corn crop, and 210.6UU.UU0 bushels of pota toes. There nag considerable ado over the Increase of the standing army to 100,- 000 men. If every man in such an army were a good fast milker, and worked at It ten hours a day. the whole force couldn't milk more than one-third of the cows that are uow being milked In this country—not to speak of the goats. And if they could milk them all. aud if they did. and If they milked them into the Chicago drainage canal, be ginning with It entirely empty, they could milk it bankful in about two weeks. If all the hens In this country were to be consolidated, like some of our other manufacturing establishments. Into one hen. and that hen were to lay an egg with the cubic contents of all the eggs laid dally on American soil, that egg would be as big as—well, it would be a very large egg. A chick hatched from it ought to be able to peck wheat off the dome of the national capltol. In 1880 there were 258.871.125 chickens In the country, and during the year 819.722,916 dozen eggs were pro duced and sold. When somebody deprecated a billion- dollar Congress Mr. Reed retorted that it was a billlon-dollar country. It Is. The millions period Is no longer ade quate to express the magnitude of our manufactures, our trusts, our fortunes and our farming industry. The acreage of American farms In 1890 was greater than the combined acres of France. Germany. Austria. Italy and the British Isles. The value of their realty was $13.279,252,649. and the tools and Implements on them rep resented an outlay of nearly half a billion more. They produced over $3.- 500.000.000 worth of food and raw ma terial The value of their exports In 1899 was $792.811.733, or more than half the value of the entire exports of the country by $42.000.000. The growth of this Industry bad the most primitive beginnings, and has gone forward In the face of the most discouraging vicis situdes. says Frank M. Todd, in Alns- lee’s. The American of the revolutionary period was an extremely poor farmer. Looking back on his methods and his work, it Is bard to say which were the more crude, his Implements or -his ideas. He used a wooden plovf; he was afraid an Iron one would "poison the soil.” He bad not yet learned that glanders was contagious, and would work and stable healthy stock along side stock affected by it. and wonder what there was in the soil, air or cli mate that carried them off. He didn’t understand the use of fertilizers, and instead of spreading bls barnyard ma nure on bis fields, be let It accumulate around his barn until the approaches were impassable. Then be dug the barn i out and moved it. Instead of rotating crops to save bis soil, be planted ac cording to the phases of the moon. There were few sheep in the country, and other like stock was poor and scanty. In Virginia the belief pre vailed that It would kill cows to bouse and milk them In the winter. Transportation was poor and contin ued so for a long time. The roads could not have been worse. Markets were scattered and far between. Each farm attempted to be self sustaining In as large a degree as possible. What the farmer couldn't grow er bls wife make they went without. Wasteful methods of tillage eventually exhausted a soil originally rich, and In the reign of An drew Jackson agriculture bad fallen into such an alarming state of neglect and Inefficiency that the government bad to come to Its relief. Through the efforts of Henry L. Ellsworth, Com missioner of Patents, a bureau was es tablished In the patent office which de veloped Into the Department of Agri culture. By aid of that department principally farming has been made a science. CURIOSITIES ON RAILWAY TRIP. Experiences Met With by a Man Trav eling Around the Globe. A globe-trotter sends some remark ably Interesting notes of a journey round the world to the Pall Mall Maga zine. He says: I traveled from Na gasaki to Yokohama, In Japan, without a break In the journey. The distance Is <00 miles, aud the best trains re quire exactly forty eight hours for the trip. Of these six hours are occupied in crossing the Inland Sea by Ixiat. The first-class fare Is £2 5d. second class £1 4s and third class one half of the sec ond. Only an occasional train has a dining car or a sleeping car attached to It. Like everything else In Japan, the railway carriages are toylike, usually have only two or three compartments, in the dining cars you eat from tables hardly larger than little girls have for their dolls. At all stations, which are frequent, you can buy freshly made tea for Itree halfpence pot, cup, tea and Trkkin* • t hti*n.d<>««r all. This you tnke In the ear. ami the Old Gottht Hsvs Pockmarki? Prrahient IMtehett <»f the Ma dishes are thrown out of the window The Goethe apeelallata have soma usually. Euriqxans dislike the pre- thing new to talk about. A Breslau ehuaettx Inatitutv of I« < hno ' , pared luncheons sold lu boxes. They professor his discovered In a |>last> r relating his «*xp<*tlem •• 111 ........ ccntly mu 1.1 that th«* »■" «•••'* consist mainly of boiled rice aud under cast of the poet's face, spots on the »■* ’ dun and the left cheek which look finding u certain pt««f* ■ cooked fish like smallpox marks, The savants aie Into th«1 middle of lite coll' Smoking Is permitted In all compart now dlacussing the Important que» and cull out a dntu In ments, for ill Japanese men and women tlon whether Goethe really had |H« k lory. Instantly the prof* "«•»t woill * f dem smoke almost continually. A native marks In his face, or whether the come out from som<* wind**« ot d>>l< lady enters the carriage, slips her feet spots discovered indicate mere tmper in t lie eoltoge nnd ••*I tnnt 1 '*' It Is known wuh Imorrect from her tiny shoes which have wood feetloua in the planter. or rice straw soles, stands upon the that Goethe did have the smallpox Beam hsuht and M«sUl when ho was six years old New Tors seat and tlun sits down demurely with ' t th* Post. It Is stated by an authority that her feet doubled beneath her. A mo nothin; weight of a man s tn Hu 11 ' l; ' ment later she lights a cigarette or her to do with his mental I«’*’1, Th* Good Pries lor M.nutcrlpt. little |dpe wli^h holds just tobacco colder thè "limate the g* ■"'•*' ' The late llusainn savant Dr Kuleah. euough to pnaluee two gmsl whiffs of of th«* brain The larg< -t he.«,i * <r all > IlV« smoke. All Japanese people alt with made a translation into Little Russian are those of the I’hugat* l>* " of th*' Bible, which the censor would very fur north, and next «otn* i tin tbelr feet upon the seat of the ear. aud not allow to be printed. Ilia widow not as Euto|>eans do. All of them have has now sold the manuscript to the hvudft ot th«» l.apw. first removed their shoes. Wheu the British Bible Society for 5000 roubles là Souní ticket collector attired In blue uniform "Just look at Frantine llllz. uni —enters the carriage lie removes l>la Not I'p to the Mark. cap and twice bows ¡«elitely, lie re beautiful hair’" Magazine Editor Haven't you got _ trT "Yes. she has II from her father peats the bow as lie comes to each pas A poem to go ou this puge? he la quite b.ihl "But. excuse me senger. More than 90 per rent of all Assistant Here's one that ! don’t "To bo Kurt’' but he h a InUr »h» the travel In Ja|>an la third class, and quit«« get the meaning of. but I sup Der ¡lorfbui bh r or. about 2 per cent only Is first-class. post' ninny of our renders will under Nearly all the locomotives are English. stnnd It. Ite Chop * t«»riunì Mngnaine Editor—Thnt won't do I $l50.0< want something that will | uaale uvvt> With a fortune <>f -* ■- < meri huiit « body.—Judge* Chop, _ a Chinese York, is golng back lo i niton chlldren are borii beh* «" 1,1 l)e«nd«nt! ol Scotch Higland«n. wlll aceompany hlm IL* 1 • and Moat of the pi'oplc In Pictou huv«* two other whc-i In «'hln.i Antigonlsh, tn Nova Scutls, an<l i A great part of the neighboring counties Hoilvr Tub«« ol Bl* Stssmvr. are descendants of the Scotch High landers who settled titers about a cen The !> boiler tubes of a liner If rl->' • tury —r atio. in a straight line would n.m i near1 The British government conducts a ten miles, and the comi* n ■ r tut” turtle farm at Ascension Island. Janu The ! more than twenty five mil«"* Thr Ksistr's Pslsco. ary in each year sees the commence tai number of separate piece. of St<" In the twenty-old palaces of the In th«< main atrueteure of the ship ment of the turtle season, which does not as a rule last more than three German Emperor some 3500 servants not less than 40,000 are employed, about 2000 of these b< months. All turtles caught at Ascen ing women. A huge income is. of sion Island are the property of the course, required for keeping up estab Uum<n at Bull Killert. crown and are only sent to England aud lishinents on this scale, and the Em An et pernii» nt with women a ’ other places for disposal ae directed peror's total expenditure Is estimated emlorw wan re< ently tna<le In thu b ring at Cadii. Spain, and w . in far fc by the admiralty. In whose hands the at some $25.000 a day. aattafartory The women prov»«l v: government of the whole Island prac poor bull klllei M. ant! the < he» i i (urti« Sw«t Rcvsnjt. tically rests. The particular species to hiaaeM th«’ da> n »’ntert » which favors Ascension with Its visits Nebh You must like to hoar that men was over. is the greeu turtle, from whose green dreadful grind organ since you pay the • « r fat and ¡tortion of the fins that particu man to play under your window every A Prchietork Cano« lar brand of soup Is made w hich Is pro day. Nobb—No. 1 don't like it any more I A prehistoric canoe was d ig up r> verbially associated with the banquets than that girl over the way who 1« ccntly In a bog about five mil* a fr«v of London's civic dignitaries. taking vocal lessons.— Boston Post. Dungannon. County Tyrone lr* -m Many people still smile when they It IS s. < 1|'. .1 < »I -. t e f, oik till!., bear travelers talk of oysters that grow A Peculiar Wup. feet long three feet wide- and eight on trees, just as. long ago. sailors were It has a ring sli.u • Ono kind of wask found in Brazil ren ini hvs deep laughed at when they came home with and Guiana makes Its nest of a brn nt the bow. evidently for misultu »u nt th* stories of flying fish. Both are real h int white pasteboard suspending II haulage*, and also two lugs stern In the same bog a woman enough, however, and tin* tree oyster from the highest branches of the tree: l«»dy was dlseovvred In a r»*m.nk.ibl Is of delicious taste. If voyagers through so as to escape the attention of th«' According I, monkeys, which, in those regions, state of preservation the tropics are to be believed. At a medical opinion it han lain there L> have a troublesome habit of Invest I conference recently held in Barbados gating everything, even a hornets .’00 years, but th«* peaty soil had pr J. E. Duerden. of Jamaica, an economic nest. serve d It scientist of some note, brought forward an interesting proposal for increasing aud Improving the cultivation of tree oysters, and as there is a rich field In nearly all the West India Islands and along the coast of Central America something may come of the scheme. These oysters ding to the branches of the mangrove. Msins The «a dlon visitor tu Maina In re cent "• •' ons has booti m > nuinerous ami so g. iierous In hla expenditilres timi Ilio piospeilty of Ilio l*lni> Tire» State iuta takeii Iona leapa a head JOHN POOLtì, Portland, 0r«tQII PaMst MsMasa ains^ Ihs l«.t har..i. B.u|.r, M|| , “ Can give vou Uii/givs Plow», Win,indi, and l*unil>. .„i Mschmary. he. «. ,w(Qt. bu', was I ■ h I lad«• I |>h I a Reclini. Analumlial Mdsiuhidy. IhHikwtirm Wlist are you for. Joass? ,1 Wurm Anntoiny of the Mol I'm after. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. The Farmer's First Profit Our ¿ ^A’a.UL’Vit- Complete Annual Cata logue tor 1002, FREEI ...Columbia Unh crai ty Vadi iuO and Collegiate Halts. <. nutrrvlal. LAMBERSON Illr<>,< e'llinsaul t"i I •tllciiiar* s|U'iy lu REV. E. P. MURPHY. Prendsnt. L HitcrBilv rurHatt l. Orvg.tn Ilollili) Rr^alutloni Keeley Cure fîA* »««• rsiiaf ham lias»«, «tw.ua .n| t , Wc Teach «•Uiw 11. ->k krrplllg. ktrnography, Matliriiiatire. I-1 gl •*>, I jui - gungva, llrelury, 1 tc., asad I m Hiniv.uiu htlir tatuiti, Send no Money Patents Gy Mail bui • moiri or drawing « . ,, • • I wa w .i.-. i 'iii'is ito., lisci ai WMiiingiou. i< i, I lyt«L I <> full lllforilisllun add tra. n . Pact Ha Oaaut Oorro- ttpandenuo Ina titulo Sartiami. Crioan. IIN s» » i»o». XV'I! KN writing In sdeartlMrs o I mu 1» »..¡Il >« 11.7. (.•».«. ‘ POCKET! YOUR You Find the Difference r. w. V • ' l'i>nur|*tn » « ' W lo« h W I I • !>•*«• ? ' iro Ifillor ’* 1 ' * ’’ <t> ' ' K ■. .. ’’ r " ¡ «t . ” t> 1 t • ” *» „ ’ t t ,, «11 4 Uiuu j I juu H c 0 I LILC nil ICI Ua !•.,■».» . C a «< ft Yniir ChinLonr 1 h« »gl I r...««». »r llrwtth »..,.1 • , o3V6 • üuí inicKens. «It • ill ** >t«lh« • • i 1 lu •• p*-r •» Ostili 1 ¡ tutti«’ 1.<, # ul«l rggt pf>e| I r l f Why When the English rooks are building their nests frequently a rookery Is dis turbed by big quarrels over the plac ing of those huge bundles of sticks in the treetops. The trouble occurs most ly with young birds wishing to plu< e their nests too near to an old nest. A council of rooks Is called, with the re sult that the disputants' nests are soon scattered to the winds, and the claim ant and the defendant both have to lie gin a new foundation. Sometimes there Is a disturbance on a more limited scale when a pair of birds do their very l>est to pull the sticks from the nest of an other pair, each of the contending par ties doing all they can to prevent the other from building. Books are curi ously weather wise and they scent a coming storm and set to work to re pair and strengthen their nests before that Imminant gale has been evident to the farmer. The rook's powers of sight and bearing are remarkable. When Baby Writes to Daddy. When baby writes a letter to her daddy far away, The occasion's most important, tor she baa so much to say. She sits up to the table, as grown up folks all do, And then a pile of paper all around her we must strew. With grandma's golden spectacles safe perched upon her nose, She dips her pen into the ink, then straight to work she goes, And the onslaught tierce that follows would fill you with dismay— When baby writes a letter to her daddy far away. "Baby sends her lore to daddy, and hopes that he is well,” Is the sentence baby first indites—her methods I must tell— For the sweet and simple message that expresses baby's love Is a dot and dash and big ink splash below and just above, She perforates the paper with many tiny pricks, And plays a tattoo on her chair with sun dry little kicks, And I all the floor la scattered o'er with fragments of the fray, To tell us baby's writing to her daddy far away. Syrup.°f F k £ s the-bwt family laxative Hard to Make Right. When you suddenly meet a mnn you hate, ever remark that you hope you are looking well? Lack of aenae la too often Illumed ou lack of confidence. It villani» the laxative principles of plants. ¡I contains the carminative principle* oí |4aiits. It mut ui ■* wholesome aromatic !it|ui«ls which arc agn able and refreahiug to the taste. It is pure. It is gentle. »* All arc pure. All an «I, lu itcly blended. All .re skillfullv an*l Micntifictd’f/joniptiuixlctl. It is pleasant. It is efficacious. It V .ilti i ■ <!ttc to our incthesl oí tuanulacturc ami to the orginality and simplicity oí the combination It is not expensive. It is good for children, Tu gel ite benefichi effects —buy tbc genuine. It is excellent for ladies. Manufactured by It is convenient for business men. It is perfectly safe under all circumstances. ^LIFORTÍIA pG^YRtlP It is used by millions of families the world over. It stands highest, as a laxative, with physicians. If you use it you have the best laxative the world produces. San Francisco. CaL New York. N. Y Louisville. Ky. run .' ìalk nr all lkaihxu mtuuuisrA. 1 A New Milk Adulteration. A new milk adulterant has been dis covered by the dairy inspectors In use in Minnesota. It is called giscogen, and is composed of sugar, lime and water. It has the effect of making milk appear richer than It Is, as the lactic add In the milk turns the lime to a thick white substance that as similatea with the milk and improves its looks while It does not Injure the taste. Hard Place to Build Railroadi. The difficulty of railroad conr.truc- tlon in some parts of Africa is III uk - trated uy the fact that on the Fre< • town Marini line In Sierra Leone eleven steel bridges had to be built in a distance of thirty kilometers. The letter is a long one, for scores of sheets are used, And every one bears witness to the way The Truth of IL it's been abused. A page for every word she takes, she "It's my opinion,” sahl Mr. Modeler- quite ignores the lines. grass, after complimenting the grocer While each one as it’s written to oblivion on the fact that the store had been she consigns; furnisheel with a new stove for the fall Then proudly for an envelope Miss Baby loafers, "that some o' these here navy now will call, officers is workln' for the coal trust. I And she fills it full of paper, with no b'lleve that's why they didn’t tell writing on at ail. Schley about their coal supply—hold The address Is so Illegible, I much regret in’ back on him till prices went up to say. another half dollar on the ton.”—Bal It's doubtful if 'twill ever reach dear timore American. daddy far away. —Woman's Home Companion. Not Up In French. A prominent Itytal light, whose office Is not a hundred miles from a 2d Noutli street building, ami a physician whose office Is In the same building were waiting for the street car to take them to their homes. "There,” said the doctor, ¡glinting to a man who had recently emerged from the pen, “is one of your mistakes come back to face you!” "Granted,” said the lawyer, "My mistake* do face me sometimes, Your mistakes, however, are burled so deep that It requires Gabriel's trumpet to call them back.” Halt Lake Herald. Ils i .«niponent parts arc all wh«4e*orae. It o t . nt!v without unpleasant after-effects. It is wholly free from objectionable substance*. Willis—I prefer to eat a la carte. Gillis—Ah! J see you frequent lunch wagons.—Boston Herald. Aniwcrcd. BEST FOR THE BOWELS ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of «5* ALL 0RUGGIST8. I '■ CANDY CATHARTIC • • SWEETEN i THE STOMACH See PaoSImlle Wrapper lie low. Í J PURELY VEGETABLE LIVER TONIC MILU BUT SURE taste trend F.t tVm Ilk- remove enr bed la»'« I" '.j' It I! tug th» breath .Wert snd P,r''l"'IM. .re e pl.eeur- to tak. " ■ "■ ,,1,y liked e»|..< tally t*y children. )|)t awsatrn the .t«nvich hr r ,t mouth, threat .nd food from maana, Ih.y alou form- ■ curing In th« ■t*’ti> l", ‘f1 ..rmi Ing in th- bow.l. *'■ M l ' " 'J, of any kind that bread and feed m i«« tire ay Moen ,,, are purely vegetable and rnn'ain a n. curial or other mineral pol! ,n „...jicir.e. al.t ot th. lat.at die* overt« In and form a combination of ret"’“1,, ,,,.* , pialrd to Slake th. blood t "" |( ) ,.„ro. and make clean akin and b.aulltui tone the etomach and ,"’wf"¿.''v’.'.'.f'"? th« lair liver Th.v ,;7,’ but th« «tool« «nd C"'* '', "" 'i '„ th. ni in', atrengthen th. bow. ■ and r " |fU. lively, healthy condition, maali'a tlon natural. never grip nor gripe. They ac t qitI f Illvely and never ■ auae ,,iy, '. .)., v mak* fnrtable feeling T-ken r. g"1«"- .yurhBl!y »«l‘ th. liver act regularly ’J' „L, fttielmdr should. They ■ iumclea». properly moving end k. < p th- > ltl. Increase the flow of milk "14” era It the mother B mild her milk mildly purK .Uve < |b„ but certain effect on th<* hlb*_.|V,i f„r the they are the only a«f« la«*’1" nuralng Infant. wiu rure taken patiently, I”Vie” h"« "ld "r form of con.tips'Ion. no »«' er " Th,r how often other r. ""edlea hav« a are absolutely s"‘ crirerruHy "•* or piinhaAA m<»nry will ' funded. a i^nt cost 10C. ffe*. ,» b0Vllfhno*’'l'",’,'l'il' for the a.king We p. blleh > ' ...... ,b- but a.lK'aecareta on heir " J g] solute guarantee ‘ "J, f„r tree bos to-day. or write us for “But how do you pass your time?” CURE SICK HEADACHE. asked the lady from the c ity of the rc boon FOR J tired business man who had Nettled on a farm. Automobile* Scarce In London. MOTHERS 5 biiHineNR "Well,” said the retired 'a* a ■ a^»Aa"aA»PaP^PaÁ Aiitomobilea have become verv man, “ I spend a good deal of It In ex man, ’ plaining to Inquirers how I ge t along scarc e In the < Ity proper of London in .on.mim.rce of tl,.. appllc«.u.m of an out here."- Somerville Journal. old ordinance forbidding xcdf propelh-1 CONSTIPATION ve hicles from going fester than tin. .■ ' **a>n> a a^nA (»VsFM Old time Drought!. miles an hour. The first great drouth on recoil happened in 078, an<l the two succeed ' NEVER SOLO < Vrry Queer. ing years, when, accorellng to the ree ! IN BULK J "It's mighty queer that Frank Tick or<ls there wns practically no ram '.XK.# ■ » . •n*nAngB^MVw^ .............. fall In England. In 87'J the springs ,n 1« ton should turn out. to be a default wlll bo paid to any reader of thtw Ll« England were dried up, ancj It was Im- er, remarked Tenspot. pOHBime for men to work in the open "That's what It |H," a<|<|e<| Bunting port to us any attempt of grets aro « Nobody ever heard him alluded t„ u. air. In 993 and 994 the nuts on thy '< aomatblnc ju.t as $oo<r wheatCa. wnfld.BUal. Puck. trees were "roasted as if In an oven. i Honest Frank Tickleton.' I for, ano furanti « t ids oc» upon which we can convict. AU coitoapon««» $100 REWARD