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Salt Rheum It may become chronic. It may cover the body with large, inflamed, burning, itching, scaling patches and cause intense suffering. It lats been known to do so. Do not delay treatment. Thoroughly cleanse the system of the humors on which this ailment depends and prevent their return. Counting hit Chicken». "Before I gits my consent to your engagement to n<y daughter, what is your annual income?” "Counting everything, sir, about |4,- 000. as near as I can tell." "Yes hm—and added to this would be the 1.1.000 income which I promts ed to settle on her which would—“ "Yes. sir. yea—that is if you don't mind. I've already counted that in." —New York Times. The Change et Ute la the most important period in a wo man'» existence. Owing to modern methoda of liviug. not one woman in a thousand approaches this perfectly natural change without experiencing a train of very annoying aud some times painful symptoms. Those dreadful hot flashes, sending th«' blood surging to the heart until it sc«'iu» ready to burst, snd the faint Stestt-Car Pau lor Dog. feeling that follows, sometimes with A Detroit man has a pass which en chills, as if the heart were going to titles him to carry his dog with him stop for good, are symptoms of a dan- on the street cars. The pass Is in the shape of a photograph of the dog. on the tpkek of which Is an order, signed Th» medleln» taken by Mrs. Ida K. Ward, by the superintendent of the lines, di Cov» Point, Md.. was Hood'» Sarsaparilla recting the conductors of all cars to Hh» write»: “ I bad a dlsacrveabl» Itching on permit the dog to rtde. The dog—a my arms which I concluded was »alt rheutu Boston terrier—ia known to nearly I b»san taking Hood'» Sarsaparilla and la all the conductors, and it is rarely two days f»lt batter. It was not long bafora necessary for the owner to show hta I was cured and 1 hav» n»r»r had any skin order. disease »Inca" Hood*s Sarsaparilla Th» Dittinction». “I could never sqe," remarked the caustically, “wherein the Promisee to cure and keeps the Sabbatarian, 'sacred concert' differs from the ordin promise. It is positively une- ary concert." iualed for all cutaneous eruptions, “Why. that's simple enough.” re aka iU plied Wagga. "It is?" "Certainly. The ‘sacred concert' Is A Faverite Spot given on Sundays only.”—Philadel Miss Dusnap (disgustedly).—This phia Press. is the sixth jug 1 have hooked into and pulled up. Sweat R«v«n<«. Mr. Bertwhistle (confidently)— Diggs—And you arn't going away Good! That shows that this must be a pretty fine place to fish.—Brooklyn on a vacation this summer? Daggs—You bet I’m not; my land Eagle. lord said, if I closed up the house and went away he should charge me rent just the same, and I'm going to stay at home to get even with him.— Ohio State Journal. To Fit Naw Coaditioiu. “In a baseball gam«' near Boston the ostrich swallowed the ball.” "That would appear to necessitate a change in the language of the game." "What change?" "Out in a fowl."—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Sack Protection from Extortion. Eight hundred residents in South London have joined a tenants' protec tive league, started a few weeks ago. “to enable weekly tenants to combine for self-protection against the extor tionate and illegal demands of land lords and rate collectors, and for pro vision of the necessary legal assist ance.” Time proves all things. It has seen Wizard Oil cure pain for over forty years. Many people know thia. A Pennsylvania Giant. William Lippincott, the heaviest man in Bucks county, Pennsylvania, weighs 479 pounds, but offers to out dance any man who will try conclu sions with him on the wared floor. Not long ago he allowed a young man to hit his hardest where his (Lip pincott's) waist should be. The young man broke his arm. A wife la either a man a best session or his very worst. S l Jacob» Oil for Chut Cold», Broachitu. Croup and Pleurisy. An outward application for bronchi al difficulties is many times far more effective than syrups, cough mixtures, cod liver oil, etc., simply because it penetrates through to the direct cause, which is, as a rule, an accumulation of matter or growth tightly adhered to the bronchial tubes. St. Jacob’s OIL possessing as It does those wonderful penetrating powers, enables it to loosen these adhesions and to induce free expectoration. Cases have been known where expec- toraUons have been examined after SL Jacob's Oil has been applied, and the exact formation was clearly shown where the adhesions had been remov ed or pulled off the bronchial tubes. All irritation of the delicate mucous membrane of the bronchae is quickly removed by the healing and soothing properties of St. Jacob's Oil. In cases of croup and whooping cough In child ren St. Jacob's Oil will be found super ior to any other remedy. St. Jacob's Oil Is for sale through out the world, It is clean to use—not at all greasy or oily, as its name might imply, For rheumatism, gout, ramp, pleurisy. sciatica, neuralgia, lumbago, sore throat, bronchitis, sore ness. stiffness, bruises, toothache, headache, backache, feetache, pains in the chest, pains in the back, pains in the shoulders, pains in the limbs, and all bodily aches and pains it has no equal. It acts like magic. Safe, sure and never failing. A Luxurious Traveler. Cecil Rhodes never does anything by halves. When he came over to England by the fast mail from Africa, besides other specially provided com forts, he was accompanied by his own chef, his own poultry and his own cow. Survivor of San Jacinto Battle. James Monroe Hill, of Austin, Tex., is one of the few survivors of the battle of San Jactnto, which assured Easy. "Which would you rather, Tommy, to Texas Its Independence. He was be born lucky or rich? asked Uncle born in Georgia, and is a cousin of the late United States Senator Benjamin Tredway. "Both.” replied Tommy, sententious- H. Hill, of that state. ly-Detroit Free Press. khy tie Thought So. “I see that a steamer ran into a school of whales off the Lower Cali fornia coast. I «'pose it was a school of oratory." "Why so?" "They were all spouting."—Cleve land Plain Dealer. Outlet for Much Frtsh Water. Will They Take Expert Testimony ? The Detroit river is the outlet of the “They are investigating that young greatest body of fresh water in the world, aggregating 82,000 square doctor who kissed the pretty nurse miles of lake surface, which in turn in the hospital.” "All the testimony is oral, I sup drain 125,000 square miles of land. pose?"—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Under Control. |\ Timely Hint. The Count—Your daughter, madam, says she is perfectly willing to have Every married man should join me. some good society—the society of his The Mother—Yes; she is very du wife and children for Instance.—Chi cago News. tiful. trerov.s, nervous trouble. Those hot Hashes are just so many calls from nature for help. The nerves are cry ing out for assistance. The cry should l>e heeded in time. Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound was pre pared to meet the needs of woman's svsteiu at this trying perk'd of her life. ’ It builds up the weakened nervous system, and enables a woman to pass that grand change triumphantly. •' 1 was a very sick woman, caused by Change of Life. I suffered with hot fliLhea. and fainting spells I was afraid to go on the street, my head anti back troubled me so. 1 was entirely cured by Lvdia E Pinkhams Vegeta ble Comimund."- Mas. J knnuc Nusu, goto Keyser SL. Germautown, Pa. Poor Child.* “You've got a little brother." the nurse at breakfast. “He born last night." • Really," said Tommy. "And night was Sunday. Poor kid!” "Why do you say that.’” "Cause his birthday won't do any good. Sunday's a holiday, how."—Philadelphia Press. A Waite of Hospitality. Mrs. Hermitage (of Drearydale) I believe I will i invite the Gothams cut from the city to spend Sunday with us. Oscar. Hermitage (hopelessly) — What's the use. Mary ? They don’t want to buy a suburban cottage..—Boston Journal. Northwest lu»» Pacific Coaxt Correspondence Institute Portland, Oreg""- Wette a* ewee. •• ters of credence or recall from foreign envoys, or accord audience to dusky potentate«. The User of Russia Is even more di versely throned. Each of a dozen chairs of state are at various times styled the Russian throne. The two most remarkable are the chairs of Ivan the Terrible and the one In St. George's Hall of the Winter Palace at St. Pe tersburg. The former Is of turquoises In the back alone there are 10,000 of these gems. The other chair Is of cost will timi Mrs. Winslow's Booth ly woods, with Ivory and gold, richly lug Mothers Hyrup the t»«l rvniedv Ui use tor their Jeweled, and emln'ased with the Im children durtug ih» teething period. perial eagle. The seat Is of ermine, and the arms are Ivory tusks. Further east. In Teheran, the Shah displays himself on a white marble throne, looted from Delhi In 1739. It Is of Ivory, overlaid with gold, and ablaze with gems. Its value being estimated at over £1,000,000. OcMripitoa. a cover In thia on oahl the inquisitive Accounting for It. "It may be merely fancy,” remark ed Mrs. Seldom-Holme, "but since my husband commenced drinking the wa ter from that Iron spring he has seemed to be ten times as obstinate as he used to be.” “Perhaps," suggested Mrs. Nexdoor. “the water is tinctured with pig iron?"—Chicago Tribune. In l«17o the Dutch possessed t)0 tons out of every loo afloat. Now they own lVi tons out of each hundred. The suu’» diameter decreases at the rate of live miles In a century. Its present diameter Is 8U0.000 miles. 'there are twenty-eight pounds of blood in the body of au average grown up person, and at each pulsation the heart mores ten pounds. Houses which are damp l>eeau»e of proximity to undrained land may be rendered more habitable by planting the laurel and the sunflower near them. A hotel landlord In !4t. Ix>uls has es lablisbed curfew regulations In his bouse. Promptly at 10 o'clock at night Not So Bad. the curfew rlugs. and guests at that Mrs. Housekeep—Ob, Bridget, you lime are expected to turn out the lights haven’t really broken that piece of and go to bed. Severes? Oh, my! That’s the worst Owing to competition with Kps In. thing you could have broken in the Italy aud Northern Africa, where labor whole house! Bridget—Faith, Oi’m glad to bear it Is cheaper, French farmers are aban wasn't the best, mum!—Philadelphia doning the cultivation of olive groves. In the department of Marseilles alone Press. within six months 40.000 oliva trees Thrown Iron» Hu Cab and Kilitd. were uprooted. The following is a most interesting It haa tw-en calculated that the hair of and, in one respect, pathetic tale; — the I«esrd grows at the rate of lVy lines Street Mr. J. Pope, 42 Ferrar Road, a week. This will give a length of 0*6 ham, England, said: inches In the course of a year. For a “Yes, poor chap, he is gone, horse bolted, thrown off his seat on man 80 years of age. no lees than 27 his cab he was driving and killed— feet of beard must have fallen before poor chap, and a good sort too, mate. the edge of the razor. It was him, you see, who gave me that The total number of copies of news half bottle of St. Jacob’s Oil that made a new man of me. ‘Twas like papers printed throughout the world In this: me and Bowman were great ’ one year Is estimated at 12.000,000,000. friends. Some gentleman had given To print these requires 781.260 tons of him a bottle of St. Jacob's Oil which paper. The oldest newspaper Is said had done him a lot of good; he only to be the Kln-Pau of Pekin, which has used half the bottle, and remembering been published continually for over 1,- that I had been a martyr to rheums tism and sciatica for years, that I had 000 years. In Tennessee and Georgia the peanut literally tried everything, had doctors, and ail without benefit ’ .became dis Is known as a goober. In Alabama and couraged, and looked upon it that the Western Gulf States a ground pea, there was no help for me. Well,” said In the Southeast of the United States Pope, “You may not believe me, for and In the West Indies a plnilal or pin- It is a miracle, but before I bad used dar, and in various parts of England a the contents of the half bottle of SL Jacob's Oil which poor Bowman gave jurnut, an earth nut or a manila nut To drive ants from the lawn fine coal me, I was a well man. There It is, you see, after years of pain, after us ashes sprinkled about the burrows of ing remedies, oils, embrocations, ants will cause them to leave. Ashes horse liniments, and spent money on may be used on the lawn without Injury doctors without getting any better, I Sifted ashes are best, was completely cured in a few days. to the grass I bought another bottle, thinking the but those fresh from the stove, shaken pain might come back, but it did not, from the stove shovel, will answer the so I gave the bottle away to a friend purpose very well. who had a lame back. I can't speak The philosopher Confucius, writing of too highly of this wonderful pain the great Chinese Emperor Yu, said killer.” that all bls efforts could tie summarized In the creation of canala. They were An Uncalculating Haro. Helen—Oh, he is not at all mercen an effective means of diminishing the destructive action of torrents and avoid ary, Alice—But he doubtless knows that ing Inundations, and at the same time afforded a source of Irrigation. you are worth two millions. Helen—Yes; but he says he would love me just as much If I wasn’t worth Women in Old Egypt. but a mile and a half.—Judge. The religious Egyptian believed his ulterior happiness and his everlasting A Real Wonder. union with tho divinities In the eternal Bill—Have you seen that woman world to be wholly dependent upon his lightning change artist at the thea preparations beforehand, and with ter? these the wife had much to do. Hhe Jill—No. Is she good? Bill—Great! Why, she puts on her was. In fact, as the mother of bls chil bonnet in less than flfteen minutes. dren, his savior and liberator, for none but a son could pray for the father's —Yonkers Statesman. soul on Its way to paradise, and she was entitled to and received bls hom Another Trade by David, In those The gentleman known as David age and loyal obedience. Haram stopped the deacon on the days the "gray mare was the batter road. horse,” aud she was treated accord “Deacon,” said David, "I’ll give ingly. you a dolllar an' my sorrel mare ter that black colt you're driving." Durability of Plate Glass. "Done,” said the deacon. It has l»een ascertained that plate glass will make a more durable monu ment than the hardest granite. SteriMg Out ?•»». A Tarribl» Mittek». "fllr," said tho Indignant customer to the proprietor. “I have a complaint to make. "What la the trouble?" "I ordered Ice cream stria, air, an«l when I stirred It up I found Ice cream In IL Don't let It occur again, air." Fatlquteg. Pathlot—This country ha Mr. standing army to maintained many, many years. Ills Wife—Goodness sake, Henry Th«-y ought to be dreadfully tired! Ohio Htate Journal. FOI NUOACIb CARTERS FOR DIHIROt. TOR • IU0U1««' FOR FOR C0MTIMÎ* foruuoww ^ FOR TOCO««" ■ na RR—Re« CURE PICK HE*DA c *L Italy's Wsmaa Lawyer. Hlgnorlna Tsresa Ijsborloll la the first woman lawyer In Italy. Hh«> has passed her examination with honors, but, as she does not desire to advo cate the "new woman" sho determin ed not to practice. •TAKT. NO JUBJTirUTeJ. CJ JHOWINO rui L LINJ. Ad TOWER CO Contracted. BESTFOJJ1 BOWELS "Oh, I don't know,” remarked the optimist. "After all. you'll find the milk of human kindness.” Postofficri and Population "Iluh!" granted th»» cynic. "What At the close of the fiscal year of you do find Is usually the condensed 1900 there were 7«,«88 postoffices In variety."- Philadelphia Press. the United States or one to every If ye* 1000 Inhfibltants. Juit About Unde Jason (at the seaside hold) What’s the difference between the American and European plans. John? Galey Oh! about the same differ ence as between embezzlement and robbery.—Puck. CANÖV catha O10 Summer Resolution» Too Much lor H«r. "Yes, Mrs. Bouncer wanted to send her daughter to Hryn Mawr, but ah.« decided on Vassar." "What. Influenced her derision?” She couldn't pronounce Hryn Mawr.”—Philadelphia Bulletin. Turalas <h< Tabl«». Mrs Newbride Isn't nt all satisfied with her husband’s salary. No; «he says It Isn't nearly so good as her father used to make - Boston Journal. I Little Liver Pi Bright Man Wanted. W anted —A bright young manor woman to represent ns in each local ity. A good opportunity for steady . aud Incrafiveempldvment. Address, UNION PUBLISHING CO.. 10 lawl» H«ll<lliiZ> •th Slid Morrhos Sts., Sn<l Morrhoa HU. I'OIITI.ANP, OKK