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fit Sell« Itsih Kind*. Dragged-uoum Feeling Gold Curs for Disordered Nerve«. Tork Sun. with the moat unpleasant ra- ■ulta. The suggestion wits, of eourae. "That eastern girl who is suffering rejected by the official« to whom It waa from unstrung nerves made a mis made by the linger'« friends, and Free- take when she tried to doctor her In the loin*. AVERAGE SPECIMEN IS GOOD Ident Lou bet wa« so disgusted by the self.” Nervousness. unrefreshing sleep, despon DEAL OF A NUISANCE. affair that he refused to atteud the "What did she take for it’?’ dency. performance. The tenor also declined "Diamond rings and anything else It Is time you were doing something. to take part, a* bl« suggestion that he she could lay her hands on." Talla Ho« aad Wb» tba Kaataaa Jwjge The Sidney« were anciently celled the would like the decoration wa* received loatlM Usi Tk<aMl»H UUllbol- rein« —In your case they are bolding the Don’t Bl*ni* Her. with io little courtesy. The result of rein« «nd driving yon into serious trouble. Mach Truth la What Ha Haya—Corn- the matter waa that he left Vari* vow "Why didn't »he graduate?” ment«, Howsvsr, Ars Too l-raaUu. ing that bo would never return. The "She got mad at the examiner feeling over the affair la auch that ho hinting, as she thought,, at her age. Act« with the most direct, beneficial affect That the college boy I* often too ex on I be kidney*, it contain« the best and He asktxl her what great national will lu all probability never l>e naked uberant all who know him will admit, to alng at the opera uuder any elrcuiu safest subatancss tor correcting and toning event took place in I860. ” these organa. but that he la a* much of a nuisance •taucea. as Judge Frank Doster of the Kauaaa King Edward Has Many Gu«iU. Supreme Court declare* aouie will DEEDS RATHER THAN DREAMS. Cru»ty. A very noticeable circumstance is question. "Amoug other thins»." »aid the number of distinguished people "Yes." Miss Frocks went on, "Mr. the jmige iu a reeeut newspaper arti Deciles of Imasiaatiou and Its Most Nstlesable Result*, Templeton and I are to lx> married. political, official, diplomatic and *o- cle, "I would reform the college *.u Why don’t you offer congratula cial—who have dined with his tnajre- dent or kill him off. 1 knock on him. I It will be difficult to Impress the com tv during hi* visit to Windsor castle. know we pretend to dote on him and munity that huuiaulty Is greatly the tions?” “Oh, I’ve no grudge against Tem- This i* especially remarkable because, affect to believe that he is the hope aud loser by the decliue of Imagination. pieton,” replied the crusty old bach- during the last reign, the late queen drat «are of the Slate, but II'» a II*. President Thwlng of Western Reserve more often dined with her family elor. Nobody but hi* mother University professed to regret this alone in the «mall dining room called We don’t does. From the time ho Ural start* out passing emotion In an address bo made the oak room. The king, however, recently in the West, but II waa uo has introduced the practice of having to remler 'tiallia eat omul* divisa lu doubt largely a regret of the perfunc “Snicker’* jokes are very thin,” parte» ires' lie become* au lusufierable a good-sized dinner party every day. complained Dinsmore. uuiKauce. If at that stage of his ca- tory order, and one nnttirally to be ex “Perha|w he makes them that way ! reer hl* own gall could be divldod into peeled from a man of letters, it we World to Knd Thl« Year. the for your special benefit,” suggested Thi* i> the recent decision of one of llie 3.u«m [»art» iuatead of three aud he left have In this practical age lost Winterbottom. prominent societies of the world, but the with only «»tie of them the relief to pleasures of imagination, we have exact day ba* not yet been lix<*«l upon, and maukind and to himself would be lues through the Immutable law of compen “How * that?” there are very few people who believe “To enable you to ae« through while thi* prediction, there are thousand* of timable, because au infinitesimal frac sation gained greatly In realisation. them.” other* who not only believe, but know tion of the whole of what he ba» would There may lie no modern mind capable that Hostetter's Stomach Hitlers is the suffice the ue*»ds of auy ordinary mor of producing another "Faery Queen,” best medicine io cure dyspepsia, indiaest- Springs ol Mb-Candnct but there are countless minds working Zion, constipation, biTlioii'tie»« or livar tal. “You haven’t any manner*, Jack. and kidney troubles. A fair trial sill cer- "Why do 1 say tliese hard things for huniaulty'» bettermeut and wear- the web of fancy the Why didn’t you offer to escort that tainly convince you of its value. about him? 1 say it because he la Ing In place of homely texture of eu- staunch though young lady home?” self-important, noisy, conceited. Iguor- Very Blunt. “Oh, I have manners, all right, ant of all practical wisdom, ¡»art* his during benefit. _ about some hair iu the middle, flauuts hla frater The decline of so-called Imagination but I didn't have any streetcar fare.” "The editor is kicking of the jokes Witlittle is turning in. nity batlge and school colors in an of began with the decline of chivalry. It Safer on Hi» Back. He says he believes Witlittle sits fensive. challenging sort of way in ev- went out with the false Idea* of honor, with the vauntlngs of liedlsened men. Pinching-bug—Say, what makes down and grinds them out.” erybotly's face, ami prance» upatreet “I don’t believe it. If he was to with the bitter class distinctions, with you wear your fur overcoat in auch yawping his ear splitting college yell grind them out they might have a the contempt for the profession of let hot weather? to the fright aud disgust of all timid, ters and with the poorly cooked food Catetpillar— Oh, half the moth point to them." sensitive folk within sound. I saw and other wretched creature comforts balls we get now are no good. him at the Twentieth Kansas recep She Couldn't. of that period of hampered progress. tion. a bigger man thuu Funston big “Just walk this way madam,” said ger even than Gen. Hughes—making Iu Its place has arisen a practical method of thought In which there Is the clerk who was bow-legged. more noise aud taking up more room "I’m—er—I’m very much afraid, than the whole procession, elbowing ev sesnt room for the dreamer of dreams. sir, I can't, ” blushinlgy replied the erybody out of the way and drownlug In Its place has come a higher regard Ais signature is ob every box of the genuin« for humanity, a wider sphere for wom fair customer who wasn't. the voices of the orators and the music Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablet* an, a new tenderness for childhood and of the l»ands with Ills idiotic ’ Rock be varai Sy that ararw ■ e«M la aae teiy Never Existed. a general betterment all along the chalk, jay hawk; rah! rah! rah! Wash marching ranks of civilization. Jaggles — Are his characters drawn Summer Geography. burn, rah! Baker, hurrah!" or whatever Imagination Is a sweet and gracious from life* the infernal Si wash gibberish Is. I "Pa. what is a lake, anyway?" Waggles—Of course not. He writes have seen somewhat of this world and quality, but Its decline leaves no void “A lake, Jimmie, is a large body of In a scheme of life that believes In dialect. I think I have correctly sized up a water surrounded by men, women deeds rather than tn dreams. The good mauy people tn It, anil 1 give it as and children in bathing suits.” TO CCRK A (OLD IX OH* DAT world may be too milch with us. as old Take Laxativa Bromo Qulaihe Tableta AU my mature an«l solemn judgment, based Wordsworth said, but that was a poet's inix«i«ts rafuml the moner lf it falla to cure. upon a careful, unprejudiced compari protest, and poetry Is declining, too.— An Exhaustive Trip. *. wTGrove'« «ixnature 1« on each box. 25c son of the many classes of people who Harriet—Harry’s got home. Cleveland I'laln Dealer. cultivate the habit of making a holy Hence the Term. Clara—Did he have a good time? show of themselves, that, with the ex Harriet—I guess so; he borrowed CLUBS MADE UP OF FREAKS Clarence— Why do you say the ception to be hereafter noticed, the half a dollar to pay the hackman be- wedding was patriotic? Associations of Qurer Indlvl lu- fore he kissed any of us. Algernon—Well, the bride was red, average college student Is the most ob Queer ala in Kame Parts of Europe. the groom was white and ner father, trusive and elephantine ass that fronts There have been association* of all Thos* Printer*. who had all the bills to pay, was the grieved and frowning face of heav sorts of Individuals formed In thia coun en. 1 was a college student once my blue. “Well, that's the worst yet.” try, but none of them would bear com self. "What's the matter?” A Coiucicnct Document “Now, I am not objecting to what this parison for freakishness with some of "My magazine poem entitled ’Baflit’d’ appears under the head of “That last cook sent us back a creature learns at achool. It's what he Europe's clubs. At Hoogstraelen, a doesn't learn that I am talking abouL small Belgian town, a baldhi-aded club, ’Raffled.’ postal card." He's lazy. He doesn't design himself to secure admission to which a calvous "What lor?” A Sura Result. "She said on it that we'd find three for any of the usual work of mankind. area of tweuty one square centimeters, Say, old chap, Coffup and I have a of our E>est plates at the bottom of Nobody ever heard of a college student or eight and oue-quarters square Inches, the pile stuck together with muci-, who wss fitting himself for anything Is imperative, has lately been founded. bet we wish you to decide for us. ” but one of the learned professions, s<> Its antithesis exists In the Loug Ilulrvd “No thanks.” l«ge- ” "Why not? We’re both friends of called—that Is. one of the professions Club of Ghent, whose member« must yours. ” of learning how to live off the balance wear either a beard of thirty centi "Exactly. So what's the use of of mankind. He’s going to be a law meters (one foot) or hair of twenty cen my making an enemy of one of you?” yer, a preacher, a doctor, an editor, timeters (eight Inches) In length. "Les an author, an orator, a statesman, and 100 Kilos,” a Parisian club for which Howi this ? no doubting thought ever ruffles his no one weighing less than 100 kilos (232 serenely egotistic soul that when ouce pounds) Is eligible, Is In striking con Wa ofier On« Hundred Dollars Reward for any ease of Calarrb that can nol be cured by Hall'« be vaults into the arena of affairs the trast with "Les Fifty Kilos” of .Mar if yoa tem't a regular, bealtby Bcorement of tM Catarrh Cur- _ . . _ seilles, to which entrance Is alone per F. J. CJENEY A CO . Prop«., Toledo, O. bowela arery day. you re sick, or wHl be Keep youa things of this world will be speedily set mitted to such as are over 170 centi We the nnderairned. have known F. 1. Cheney bowels open, and be well. Force, in tbcabapeoi to rights. violent physic or pill poison, is danaeroua. The for tue put 15 years, and believe him perfectly >dsootbest, eablett. moat perfect way or keeping tba meters (5 feet 7 Inches) in height and boo< -at* in all buain «a transaction’ and fin wwtia clear and cLenn it to udte "But when be finally does land out under fifty kilos (118 pounds) In weight ancial able to carry out any obllxnuona ma«1e the much-abu»ed. long-suffering world by taelr firm. For several years the preaident of CANDY Warn- A Tar ox. gets Its revenge. The world just trips this club was a Mr. Be. who, though Wholesale Druarieta, Toledo, >. CATHARTIC him up and rolls its big self over hint nearly (J feet, weighed l«*ss than ninety W'amnra. K ikmsm A Ma-vts. Wnoletale Drug-laU, Toledo O. and tnaabes the wind out of him and eight pounds. Two years ago, however, Hall'«Catarrh Cure 1st ken.n- rnally,ec lna then picks him up and chucks him Into be took unto himself a wife, under «'.lrec'.ly on tba blood and m cons «urtacas ol theayat.m. Prl e 75c per bo’tie. tJ.d by aL a little 8x10 office, with cobwebs on whose solicitous care be so rapidly dru<L UU. Teatimonl-la tree. the celling and fly specks on the win gained flesh that In less than twelve Ball 's Family Pu’ r th tost- dow» and two broken-leg chairs on the months he was compelled to resign his Farmer« Fight Over Laborer. floor and a dozen second band books membership. Berlin boasts of a Big Kansas City papers contain an ac In a wobbly old case with the glass Mouth Club. In the clubroom Is kept n count of three farmers being arrested broken out. and. refusing to pay his wooden ball as large a* a medium sized there while fighting over the potses- board bill any longer, goes off and orange which every candidate for ad sion of an idle man, whom each leaves him to learn wisdom from the mission is required to Insert in Ills wanted for a farm hand. ant. mouth before bls name can go for bal "Nor have I any spite at the college lot. In the same city, too, there la a How Sh* Prove» It Hit ■■C*ll." student. I only think be takes up too One-Handed Club, composed only of "Maggie says she is a daughter of Booker Washington says that dur much room and makes too much noise such as have suffered the loss of a the revoluiton.” ing the early days of freedom almost and costs too much money an I Is too band. "Can she prove it?” every Negro who learned to read smart in the budding days of bls ca Two Kmart Women, "Sure. Her fether runs a merry- would receive “a call to preach” reer. If he could only be induced to Mother (anxiously)—I am told that go-round.” within a few days after he began read subside somewhat, to practice a little ing. He tells of a colored man in the modest habit of self-effacement your husband plays poker every night Pride of th« Poor. Alabama who, one hot day in July, go out and soak bls head, turn an X- at the club—plays for money, too. Married I»anghter—That’s all right. Mrs. McChane (triumphantly)—I while he was at work in a cotton ray upon his Inward* snd *••« himself see ye are takin’ in washin’ again, field, suddenly stopped and, looking as other* see him, we conld possibly He gives me all his winning*—” “What? Do you---- ’’ Mrs. McProudee (whose husband toward the skies said: «■ndure him instead of filling up with “And he alway* play* with Mr. Next- “O Land, de cotton am so grassy, wicked wish«*« for hl* assa*Hlnatlon had lost a paying job.)—Sure, it’s door.” only to amuse th’ children. They de work am so hard, and de sun am But he won’t.” “What difference e«n that make.” wants the windies covered with steam, so hot, I believe this darkey am “Mrs. Nextdoor makes her husband called to preach so they can make pictures on thim. TAMAGNO GETS A REBUFF. give her hl* winnings, too, and then she Troubls Made for Him la Paris by HI« give* the money to me, and I band her Propensity to Drive Bargain*. what my busband won from her*, and Ernesto Tatnagno, like many other so we both have about twice as much distinguished singers. Is noted for his money a* we could get out of them oth prudence in financial matters, and dur erwise.”—New York Weekly. ing bls stay in this country many amus Literary Curiosities. ing stories were told of bls small econ The royal library at Windsor Castle omies. which were remarkable In the Eczema seta the skin on fire. The acid poisons in case of an artist who has always re contains about 100,000 volumes, and the blood are forced out through the pore* of the skin, ning itching. causing intense redness, burnt — and ......... “ ” So terrible ceived enormous compensation for bls among them are many literary curios is the itching at times, when the body is over time* especially ------- 1 A unique Caxton on vellum, the Bible services. heated, that the almost distracted sufferer feels that he which Charles I. took with him to the That his spirit for bargaining la not could tear the skin to pieces, and that he must scratch or «caff old, the same monarch'« copy of — ------ -- • ----------- • --------------- ■ — ice that this only altogether confined to money matters jo crazy. He know* from experience thi* znakes matter* worae, but, made <1”«¡«rate by the terrible , _ .... has recently been shown In a fashion Shakspeare, and an original copy of burning and itching, he is for the time being indifferent to after effect*. There that lias put the tenor into an embar “The Faery*Queen” are among Wind are aererai several form* that come* in little pus rassing position In Paris. He went sor Castle'« literary treasures. The forma of Eczema, the moist, moiit, or weeping kind, k ............................. -.*-•* tule* which discharge a watery, «ticky fluid, which di dne* and peel* off in bran-like King ha« taken a keen Interest In the ■calc*. So profuse is the diacharge at time* that large scab* or crust* form, which there on his way to London, where he doings of contemporary writer«, and a are both painful aad troublesome, and not easily removed. Red, disfiguring bttmp* Is singing at Covent Garden, to take end sore* are symptom* of Eczema. The drr form usually attacks the bead part In the performance at the opera curious little hobby has been the col hand* and feet ; the skin, becoming hard and rough, often cracking open and given In honor of the retirement of lection of pen-nibs used by them. In It bleeding, and attended with much itching Eczema depends upon a poboned con- Mme. Laurent, an actreaa of melo are Included a Browning nib, a Hardy dition of the blood, and local nib and nib« of other distinctions. toothing drama who has been for several years Mr. X». Marno, Baoondldo, Bon Dis*o County, application*, while cool at the head of the orphanage for the Cal., write«: “ My body broke out with a rash and _ _ i cooling, and may 7" to some A Remarkable Family. •r eruption which in spite of all efforts to ouro extent relieve the inflamma children of French actora and baa been Count E. de Keratry Informs the continued to *ot worse. Tho itohinr, oepoclally tion and itching, cannot decorated by the government for her at nl*ht, waa simply terrible; it would almost Pari* Matin that Ills grandfather wns Alsappoar at times, only to return worse than be considered cure», because efforts In this field with the cross of the lx>rn In 1698, and his father In 1769, *vor. X Hkd tried many highly recommended external remedies do not Legion of Honor. be himself being born In 1882, so that preparations without benefit, and hearing of B. reach constitutional or blood All the noted French actors and sing three generations have live«! In the B. B. determined to give it a fair trial, and woe diseases. Salves, ointments, laezprooslbly delighted when a few bottles powders, logions and soaps do ers were delighted to take part Even 17th, 18tb, 19th and 20th centuries. ourod me entirely, removing every blemish and more bartij than good, by Mme. Patti, who was In Paris when The Keratry family number* only 12 pimple from my body. X shall not fall to recom smearing over and sealing up mend 8. 8. 8. whenever an opportunity ocours. the plan was proposed, said she would , the pore* of the skin, thus take the role of Juliette In the third act generations from 1297 to the present time, an average of two generations to fbsxdng the poison baoh into the blood. S. 3. S. antidote* and neutralize* the acid poiaona and drive* out of the circulation all impurities and humors, and the pure, of Gounod's opera. Signor Tamagno a century. rich blood that is carried to the diseased »kin quickly allay* the inflammation, said that ha would sing In honor of Pretty Japanese Custom. opena the clogged up pore*, and the akin become* »oft, «rnooth and ready to perform Mme. Laurent. The Japanese have a custom of cele Us proper functions. To be rid of Eczema you must first purify and build up the But It appears that bls passion for blood, *ad nothing so surely and effectually doe* thia a* 8. 8. 8., the only guaran brating the blossoming of the fruit teed PMrwly vegetable blood purifier. Send for our book on blood and skin disease*, bargaining proved too strong for him tree* by a general holiday. and write our physician« for any information or advice you may desire. Medical and he could not bring himself to give something for nothing. Ho be decided ■dvicooadbookbM. THB SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CIA. For every humorist there Is In the that as It would be out of the question world there are at least a thousand wo to expect payment In money on such an men who are unable to appreciate Ida occasion, he would suggest the legion I* best time to aura Catarrh, joke*. of Honor as the appropriate reward for ■ronchili* and Cooanmptlon. Our remedy 1« (uaraoteed, |1. How we long for another chance to bls services. i time. Bold by drufrUU. P. O. Bex *T*. He adopted this course, says the New clean the mud off our clothe*! NOISY COLLEGE BOY. I --------- A t olnild«»,«. Hood’s Sarsaparilla BESTFORTHE BOWELS KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN «gwiauwwg SUFFERED THREE TEARS. CATARRH OF STOMACH on Fourth avenue thera is a (torskee)M'r who like» to be right. gn: : "Hird Over hi* mdoow is the *ipn "llird In tho win- and aquarium* Mias Evelyn Mone writ. - from i;;,i "Hird MgM Adams street, MI iiiiviiimi I m dow another sign reatl* XI >, Tho *torokoe|H>r a* follows: and aquaria. ” "I «uffered for marly t|irr,, v< conies out sometime«, looks over the »ign* and chuckles as if having with catarrh of th«< ........ »In. i. . dodged a difficult problem. Mu. Faaaa Caaraa, (M«rrlU Strw«. A»«»«'!' HW» lottor nnttvlotion to thoHooi'lit olnllSk* Wonutn. "1 auffeml with inflammation and falling of the womb and other ills- agreeable female weaknesate. I had bad apella every two weeks that wou « last from eight toten «lay* and would have to go to Ud. 1 also had hea.l ache am" backache moat of the tn»»»' and auch bearing down pain» 1 could hanily walk across the room time. 1 doctor«! nearly all the time for about two rrara and M»riur<l V» grow worse all th” time until last September 1 was obliged to take my 1»<I. »»’> ductors thought an operation was th” only thing that would help me, but this I refused to have done. "Then a friend advised me to try the Pinkham medicine, which I did. «•’*' after uaiug the flrat bottle I Is .-an to improve. 1 t*»ok in all tiv” bottles of Lvdia E. Pinkham's Bloo«! I’urifier. four boxes of Lydia E. Pinkham's Dry Form Compound, three boxes of l.iver Pills ami usesl three packages of Sana tiv” Wash, and 1 am as »veil now »•> 1 • ver waa 1 am more than thankful every day for u»y cure " — Mit» *'?’,*'* CanrxH, J Merrill 8t . Amesbury, Maaa. Bunneti Rtpari«». Strange lutdy—Whal'a the price of the iron bedstead? Dealer—Twelve dollar«, madam. Strange Lady—How much off if 1 pay cash? ¡>ealer—Madam, if you don't pay cash the l>edstrad is not for sale “I *upp<'»c it iaoiily a cuincidcnce?" «aid th«’young «»••» whu i* anxious to learn. loOllll it I,. "What i*t“ in«|«iwl the oz|M<ri- III« within i|M ciicc«l friend. lint »ci-k. j "The fact that moat aenaatiolial kept taking it (,,r reformer* have Iwen men who were Mia* Ktslyu M ihm •hre«........ ths,-mJ ■o rich they didn’t n«'*«l any more money, or *o |»mr they had luet all • lit pl«<aiH>d Io any (Imt it , ulr,| |||e entirely, and I have Inul no »ii,|,t, hope of getting any." otns of its return. I um only t,M, glad x to recoin iikiiii I it."—kvelyfi Co>y l ornsra In th« Horn«. Morse. Church— Have you a cozy corner in Address Dr. Hartman, I'r--id.m your house? The Hartman Hanltarium, Columl Gotham—Oh, yes, my wife has ar Ohio, tor (r vv a<lvirr. ranged two of them. "You must enjoy them after a bard Hid« Hound day« work?" "Enjoy nothing! The cat ha* one Ascimi—-What arc you <|.. »II oil and my wile's dog occupies the other." i the English for? Casa id y—Why «huuliln't I’ l.,M,k Fort ill* d. ' at the stories they do la* tellm alxxil Mr*. Hattcr»on—I'm going to meet thim. my husband at 1 o'chx'k Aaoum—Yes, hut Ih<-y tell aoine decorations for the alaiut the Irish, loo, which y< are lira. NOD» Mr*. Flat Icreon—What du you Cassidy—Ayr, but all tin lu - th,y want him with you for? ' tell alami the English are true, "Well, In ca*«i they don't turn out ■ DU KNOW WHAT till AH», i mis« right 1 can say it's hi* fault." Wh»« »vu Uh« Drove'* Tuteli-,, < ■ Tbnfo Wh«a Willi* Gol Home - "Mr*. Knox," tei«l the lioatca* dinner, "your little Ixiy doewn’l aeein to hava much apnetite.*' "No, In* tloranT; that'* a fact. • I "Don’t Im b«ahful, Willi*,” urged the hoatca*. "Won’t you have •onie more of anything?” “No, ma'am," Willio replied; "I I’ll I« h I up on <'<iuki«** before we come, ' c * um < 1 heard m* tell pa that wo wouldn't get much her*." Ih» luddv rhln<i. Mr. Manhattan—I hear y->ii aul-ur. baint«’» go to I ms I .-very night at H latitale, (of Lonely » i||e, nwfi, .(«nt. Iy>— II'» no auch thing. Why, I have an alarm clock t.» «ak«< n,<< tip in the moriniiig und can't »im| pa alarm up till the hour hand is p..»t '.) o'chs'k. •<> we have to lit up lli,,t I« every night except Hatur-L»» • FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. I jisilagc Cutter. 4 Th« IU*t I'rMcrlplioia f»r Malaria •Thill« and Fever if a bottle ol Grove*« Tarte leea Chill Tonic It is simply Iron and quinine Ic aiailcle«« form. No cur*. No Fay Erie« iOc • s*t. ir-’thf • is fc Itorribl* R«v«ng< Mr. Brutle—I'm going to bring Cadleigh home to dinner on Thurs day. Mr*. Brutle—Why, 1 thought you hatetl that fellow io. Beside* I'll have to cook the dinner on Thursday. Mr. Brutle—Ye», 1 know. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. JOtlN POOLE. Pottltnd, Oregon, Fool «4 Mor risoti Can giva yoa Üllffir«. rio«B, Win«itnill« an«l Marhinrry. boa “ADAMANT LAND PLASTER 99 Th» l**rC»ction of Wall Flatter, though a leaàega occur by th* b "*■ Hen4 na your a4«1r<*«« J wbal olbwrt hat« V Jaater rwr AONMAivr oo.. A|«nU want«<1 Iti •▼•ry Iowa. Foot ol l«lb Mreal. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES Genuine t Bl a OrtfM. i aiSHOPSCOlTACACCM^ I»nu y o t< i________ Carter's tha timi harfai ILiilrr« »u-| ► n Pump« *ni <» u* t»«j .ug ìinsk ir IT *IC«(Oao. Wa««la*-ew. 0 C. t - ■ I evita quirk rv,.nr. Il •> Il l Mk < oepa. Fruasvulia* claluia an a Summer Keaolutlon* UV Keoloy Cure Little Liver Pills. •ui« vallai It ou» I La 11 <>r. opiii'u ani lo'xoaa ha bl M l md J lut pfirHcuiwi u* K n M latitata, "’ ¿T. "VJ1*“4 Must Bear Signature of SL Helen’9 Hall ronriAiio, oaroon. \ hitardlng •»»•1 •••y Urhiml rur <ilr*8, II bn a Nomai Kin-UrfailBii Training !>o|*ar« i inrnt, whlcb wlli bar» a »risarai« r<*a|(1«itr« tur ■ * ln«lrrgartm riarar» ih la ya|| *fha HoaHlng : a ir ii j r >»idaa a aliaarfvl aa4 wali ar rang«d h«>mr f«»r young la«1 ita Tur Calatogli# or oth**r Informai loti apt*ly lo Mini Kl KANoR TKHHKTT«, Principal. V«7 »osali aa4 aa aaey te taka as «»«ax. FOMUOACIL LAnlLno fib BiniNus. I FOR HUOUlltlt. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR IAU0W SKI«. FOR TNECOMPLUIOR (TSu I Rwr^y YarXaMteX^Xfe^ Leet Opportumlv "And didn’t you hear of <|uir«»l Mr*. Gabble. "Not one word.” "Why, I've known it for • wirk. •«> I *up|M»M-d every body h»<l hrani of it." CURE SICK HEADACHE. Brassy. "I «uppOM," aaid the girl in the pink shirtwa st, "you have partici pated in every form of outdoiir amu*«-- merits?” "No,” replied the girl in the Gainsborough hat. "There’s OIK* more river to cross.” "River? Oh, I see I The golf a«. at-iaoL *. r. a. V, Styx." g Little Elmer (who ha inqiiir* ing niindi—l‘*|>a. what I« firmiti-*«? Prof. Broadhrail.—Ihr < trn-i*e ol will |Miwrr, my son. Little Klemer—Well, «ir, »hat it obstinacy? Proff. Broad hem!—Tin- exerci**of won't |a)wcr, my son. CASTQRIA Tture ÄK H.aF%Uh<?Hî“.,i,,5,,t.l''‘N • tile ‘•".’••«Tn. MlgtlH- turo nff'l... Il i ■•»»'igni nils liorilfl turo of Ç1IUM. II. I let« her, att-l |1¡IS ,1||m1c „,„1. “ BI h peraoiml utipert Mon l<»r’o"«'r ;io 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you h. h , h . Count«, hTfelta, ImlintIona mid Might ft« ( h«*p«r. Teas—Ho lie iillcd her, niunt have nimio her feel cheap Jrn*—Not «o cheap as hr DUf'» wish, Hho compiile* thè «lainage lo lier heart at |2ft,000. 1 hey Narxr Fall. Alnioal nrvrr C»«earrt* rurr l«',l‘? !*,’ rrni**r ih*t lb*y'r* «u.raiiU- I 1 "''„'¿„n, Ic conitlpsllon or nioriej retundi 'l r *» 10c. Me, I«»* Too Mu«h Crttkiim. "I hear your huslmnd I* ill, Mr*. Jone*. ” "Ycs’tim.” . , | j "Nothing serious or ent)«'*1- li«»l>e?” . "Critical? I «lioiild "»)' l,e.. He ain't «atUfiod with nothin ain’t.” What is CASTORIA i«‘‘riVrDroD» íml* ' m “il X’r Olí, Pure- Slmplt Wh«n You Know. ■iibXrce it« «nd alhiv« L" ?’ '’"n-hln«, n„r other Nitrenti« it dmlroya Worum Coll«-. It relieves *•' l>lnrrli«i-u nixl Win«! ami Fhitiil<>n< v H .. r,,,,*,l«'»t i'iirc* CountIpatloii Htoni'uïi^^'unï l¿>J. is • ”"<'» r« K*H«tJm tho _The Chll«Ire..’H I’anu«^-^ The Kind You Have Always Bought Boars tho Signature of "I won up in Hie mill <li"'Jictl,,,l‘r' Frightfully noisy up there. d "That’s right. I’vc g"' », ' who live* lip there. H<> J’*11 himself talk in hi* house. "My! Boiler shop next <loon "No, He’* #n<1 Mothan will fled Mr^''7"*l^|’fflyl*ir In. Hyrup tha host rrmsdy to «>* ohlldren during th* teething I A M«tt«r of Policy. In Use For Over 30 Years. _TH. ............................... ......................... Hen here, Cassidy.” M".1 ¿"„dort "¡caught ono of your ■ . todsy putting water in <| hy» "Well, sor," Cateitly r‘i , iVi t« must undcrstaml tl"'1 tcnipef make somo concessions to th* t*"T unco peoplo