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About Klamath republican. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1896-1914 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 15, 1901)
General Debility Shifted th« Ropoasibility. ODD HOTELS OF JAPAN Deacon Elderberry—My dear Mrs. Day in and out there Is that Srellng of Crabtree, if only half the money spent weakness that make* a burden of Itself. in millinery were devoted to the Food do** not strengthen, THEY ARE VERY DIFFERENT FROM church I bleep doe* not refresh. THOSE OF AMERICA. Mrs. Crabtree—Oh, myt But the It 1« hard to do. hard to bear, what milliners won't reduce their prices. I should b* easy, — vitality Is on the ebb. and the whole system suffer*. For this condition take l.'nn«cssarv. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Ti iier—Now, Tommy Blinking, if you lad two apples and wanted to It vitalise* the blood, give* vigor and tone give Johnny Frvcklenose one, you to all the organa and function*, and I* would tell him to take the larger one, positively unequalled for all run-down or wouldn't you? debilitated condition*. Tommy—Naw. lôüo • F ills ' cars aoasupauua ^i r«au. Teacher—Why not? Tommy—Wouldn't have ter. He'd Told th« Who!« Story. take it anvwav. Mistress (to servant about to leave) —Mary, what kind of reference shall Hi* Father Alto Drive*. 1 write for you? First Boy—Your folks ain't as rich Mary—Oh, say I stayed with you as ours. My lather and mother go ' for six months; that'll do. driving every day. Ho*e Purprlrea Thar Caatala far th* Ucddaatal Tra waler- Maa la Warred lai Gaaata* Noaaaa, bal Hatha aad Weals« lag Caareateevea Are Pa bl Io. atantty on the horse's tiaek and fasten there. Thia seemed to solve th* ques tion, but there remained one more step, and thia waa the training of th* quick hone. Not only must the englu* and th* harness aud tbe men and the horses I m ready, but the horses must be In tho harness at once—the operation must It* aa nearly Inatautaueoua aa human lu gvnulty and brut* Intelllgene* together could coutrlv*. In every fire englu* hous* In th* United Htatea to day. thenfor*. w* may *ee and adtulrv th* "quick" horse, sleek limbed, clear eyed, with an alert. Intelligent air, standing not far from the uiaebln* of which b* la th* moving power. Th* casual visitor saunter* la. Il* thinks th* life of a fireman la a quiet and easy one. Judging from the appear ance of th* quarters. All I* serene. Th* machine* ar* Immaculate In polished brasa and red paint. Horn* of tbe men ar* reading, others ar* playing a gams of checkers. Suddenly there I* a tinkling some where. and the stroke of a gong. A snap, a dick—and through the wide- open doors the various machlues fly. one after another, until the visitor views In astonishment an empty house It la like magic a wonderful “transfor mation acene." He gases up and down tbe street, but the galloping procession has vanished a* If It were a dream. The quick horse has done hla duty, and once mor* exhibited the power of organization and training. Within the time required by the firemen of tho old en time to throw open the engine houae doors, the complicated machine* of to day are throwing water on the flames, and tbe brave firemen, having •call'd the building with the agility of acro bats, are dealing well considered blow* against the tire foe. In almost every city there I* a prac tice drill at least once a day In the englue-housea. and the visitor may have an opportunity of Inspecting the admirable development of the Anier- lean fire system and the flue horses so splendidly trained. And he may also have au opportunity at the same time of lamenting that other branches of our public service are not conducted with equal efficiency. What /• Ovaritis ? FARM MACHINERY Ah. SUPPLIES » lûiNilajç à dull, throbbing |->U. by a rena« of l«nd*rur«a and h«*» Swn In th. aid.. Cutter. ahooting pain ludi.at«'« “ On «»aiuinatlou it will I* ‘"'U' ih« regio«, of P*'» M7’* *"Ûa. Ing. Thi. is th* fl«« •«•<* Inflammation of th. ovary I» » » ""' B««l tn« — ‘"’■''•H. I..I, g of von. honre leak.. ®T It ks.d at oure ; why not pay U» reaped to your own I»1«!.» J . . »*4 not. you ought not toM The uatlv* iuus of Japan offer sar- prise* to th* Oecldeutal traveler, TI m you.aalt gv wh<,,‘ ° T | tuu buildlug la of Japaueae arehltee- ture, of two stories, and generally rambling, for a Lous* which ha* been at all proaperou* will hav* had addi tions made from time to time to ac commodate th* iucreascd patrouage. The front door I* In th* day time rnere- ly a panel with paper wludowa. which is pushed aside to admit guest*. Mlue Second Boy—My father drives every host stands smiling In th* aperture, Inclutiv«. day. too. aud It It I* winter a large brazier la First Boy—I don't lielieve it. What placed lu the rnldat of th* first apart- She—No, I can never marry you. does he drive? All our family is opposed to you. rneut. which would correspond to th* Second Bov—Nail*. He—But you are not— office or exchange of ou* of our hotel*. Sb*—I said all our family. The brazier contain* email sticks of Too Anxlou*. charcoal, and glvea forth llttl* beat. "I see they arc embalming pet dogs Several uewly arrived Japaue*« trav now,” he said. elers will generally be sitting about It "Oh, isn’t that lovey,” she ex ou cushlous on the floor, chatttug and "That's what I'll have 1 rubbing their bands over the tiny blase. Thia .«snaturo la oa avary box ot lb. |*auiM claimed. Before entering you must sit down ou Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tan««. done to Fido. ’ ’ "Just the thing,” he returned, sud the step aud take your shoe* off. no U m "Mlty that ««uws a eeM la bm Way denly growing enthusiastic himself. matter bow cold the weather, for th* Maa Anna Aaron. "Give him to me and I'll have it "tatami" (mate) of a Japanese Inu aud Art and Nature. bolds out the helping hand to you. a»<j the polished floor are kept aa Imma choral done today.” Miss Prude —Y’es; our will ad'iae you without money s»d culately clean as a private house. Wheu society is going to present a coin ie without price. Mr*. Fiukham • l*b«’ra- Forgets Where the Place 1». the shoe* are off aud delivered to au opera, but I won't take part, They tory is at I.vnn. Maa. W nt* a Utter there VCHIilj telling SB«« all J»««e. your symptoms and expect me to wear tights, but I could Small Harry had lost his pencil, attendant, a little "amah." or maid, HJCIV ---- y------- get the benefit of the great«*» eaperi- not do that. his mother told him he should leads you through the room on which •nco in treating female Illa You have a place for everything and keep the front door opens, along passages Miss Sharpe — Why not? •' I was Buffering to such an eaten» might get them padded, you know. and by several twists and turn*, and everything in its place. from ovarian trouble that my yby *1- "I do, mamma." replied the little along corridors, possibly up a flight of clan thought au operation would bB A Fine Memory. fellow, "but sometimes I forget where stair*, to the room which 1* assigned neceaaair "Lydia E. Pinkham* Vegetable tom to you. It la entirely empty of any "Brown must have a l«td memory; the place is. ’’ pound having l>ven recommended to furulture. At one side Is a tiny dais, he has owed me f 10 for two years. ” tn*. I decide! to try it. After using Sight Unseen. or wooden platform, on which may be "You are mistaken; he has a very- several bottle» I found that I waa good memory; he always goes across Bertha—Fred Hart is going to a carved ataud, perhaps of teak wood, cured. My entire system was toned and ou It a vase with some plum blos he street in passing your office.” marry Bessie Light. up. and I suffered no tuore with my Edith—You don't mean it! For soms or green boughs, arranged ac ovaries. '— M m A nna A ston . Troy. Mo Mothers will find Mr*. Winslow's Sooth mercy's sake, cording to the Japauess conventional what could he liave I ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their style of flower arraugement The only seen in her? children during the teething period. Rtsiurmf. I»o other oruameutatlon In th* room will Bertha—That's what I say. Old Gentleman (to railway porter) have you know. I suspect he must I couslst of a "kakemono" or two, with No Great Los*. INDIAN WORDS ANO NAMES. —Porter, the rain is dripping in from courted her over the telephone. pictures or writing on them. These Innkeeper (after wagonload of hunt are the banging scrolls that take the Cbaoaea la hpatlla* that Hav* Barrel the lamp hole all over my clothes ers has dejiarted)—Silas, did you find ( A Fortawe «<. R« uivea «way. Porter (reassuringly)—No, sir. it’s Their Meanin*. place lu Japan that our framed pic room in their wagon for them six cases A noted philanthropist has decide.! to tures do with us. Commenting on the changes which quite water!ight, I assureyou. That s of beer and the can o' whisky? t give J..-- -------- away - his . fortune -- to charities - - and ----- II'» The walls of th* room ar* finished have been made In the orthography of only the oil leaking ” Silas—Yes. got everything in—er i doubt much good will I* accomplialied. ■ There 1» another ageuev mat has also ac In a soft green or brown, and the wood Indian names and the expressed tie —gash all hem lick! I fergot to put complished much good, namely. Hostet Connecticut «nd Clotki. work Is left the natural color. First of U*f that hlstorlaus and literary people in their guns! ter'* Stomach Ritter*. me medicine with hav* surrendered their right and duty all the "amah" brings out some flat The first clocks manufactured in tifty y ears of cure« back of it. Il promote* "What, ye dad-vttmmed—oh, well appetite, insures digestion, cure« dyspep cushion* for the guest* to sit on; then to maintain tbes* verbal relics In their thia country were by Eli Terry at Ply —they'll never miss 'em. sia, regulates the liver and keep« the she bring* a "hlbaehl" from down purity, the Montgomery (Ala.) Adver mouth, Conn., in 1793. The manu bowels regular, also prevent« belching, tiser says: The statement is true, facture soon l»*came extensive, and heartburn or datnlencv Don't fail to try stairs, and puts In It lighted coals and The Charges. mor*'s th* pity. As the Indians have some freab sticks of charcoal. The it, but be sure and get the genuine. Connecticut wooden clocks »ere fam Willie—Pa, teacher told us to be next thing Is tea. and this is daintily no written language, tbelr local uauies ous all over the country. prepared tomorrow to tell what meter They Mils No Chance. served In little cup* on bronz* stands, were acquired by tbs whites by sound the "Charge of the Light Brigade” Th. »twat 1-rwwrrlptiww for Matart* aud with it some delicious cakes of only, and often by Illiterate whites woman was arrested in New "A is in. and Tarar ta a bottle of i.rora'a TsalalM* beau paste, or els* wafers which fair who bad little knowledge of the srts Chilla York for sleeping on the grass. ” Chill Toole. Il I,'Imply Ima and quima. I b Pa—That's easy. Gas meter, of of spelling and writing. For this rea ly melt In your mouth. Now, If you a taiKleaa form. No < ure. No Pay. Price 500. "I didn’t suppose the New York course. police farmed out the grass privileges, have arrived late, comes the question son there la little uniformity In the of supper. The meals In these Inns orthography of Indian proper names. too.” are always served In your apartment. Even the work of intelligent scholars Wholtsai« Trouble*' There Is no auch thing aa a general la open to the same objection!. Th* "Father,” said the small boy, diningroom, In thia or In a private vocabularies of Indian words in Ala The Same Old Cry. bama prepared by Schoolcraft, Galla bouse. "what is polygamy?” The old gentleman made sure that "I wonder what Eve said when she There will be another long pause. tin, Compere. Wrlgbt. Ailalr, Bartram fou.nd she had to leave the Garden of his wife was listening before lie during which the room may be slightly and others all differ In spelling, snd answered. Eden,” said Mr. Grumpin’s wife. warmed by the heat from the brazier, often ln pronunciation, so much so A Chilly Petition. .“Polygamy,” he said, "is the name but when supper la brought and the that sometimes It Is difficult to recog "It was just about what al) women "Deacon Sniff seems to have a very say when they are starting on a jour given to the method of acquiring screen Is thrust aside by the little maid nise s name when It goes through no cold temperament.” ney. She complained that she didn’t trouble by wholesale." the cold comes rushlug In again. The many change*. "Yes; be prayed for rain once and have a thing to wear. ’’ The various Indian dialects were the Japanese pay no attention to cold air TOD KNOW WHAT TOC ARK TAKING and draughts, even In the dead of win moat expressive of any in the world. it bailed. ” When vou take Grove's Tasteless CHUI Tonic, Egxsactly. Holtt'B ifhanl, because the formula is plainly printed on every ter. The maid kneels In the doorway Every name waa significant, whether bottle that It 1* simply Iron sod Qul- when she opens the screen, for It would it was of an animate or Inanimate ot>- “What are you doing there?” cried nm* ln showing At Mrnlo Park, San Mateo County, Cal., with * tasieless lorm. No Cure. Ne »ar ax- its beautiful, enrmnndinf«, jw-rfrrt climate, not be considered etiquette for any one Ject, snd the name given plainly Indi- careful the farm dog as he observed the hen I »tiMrvlBlon, thorough Intlrurtlnn, to enter a room standing. The meal la rated Its meaning I'ufortunately the complete lanoreluriea. and yymnaamm. etfliij in the coal bin. H«r Silence Explained. ma mialt » it* position in the front rank* of placed on a tiny wooden stand, often sound as well as the orthography und re “Oh, I thought this was a good bools lor ben « on the Pacific total 1rs U This is the way he wrote to her: beautifully lacquered, one stand for expression of many of our Indian H(>)tt. Ph D, Principal. time to lay in coal,” cackled the hen. “Molly—I have not had a line from each person, and all the courses are names have been sacrificed In the ef i for three weeks. Have you thrown me Snulltd OuL B*wa- Ointment* tor Catarrh That placed on It together In beautiful little fort to simplify the words and to make i over? ” Contain Mercury, dishes. Nothing Is ever served with them conform to our system of spell Friend — What became of your poem And this is the way she answered A* mercury will surely destroy th« aenre of more exquisite taste In the most luxu ing and writing the English language. calbxl "Light, Beautiful Light?" smell and completely derange ths whole *y>- ' him: rious American hotel than In the poor The general government, too, or the tem when entering it through tYe mucous snr- 1‘oet (sadly)—The editor turned it "Jhon—Hain't you hearn tell that face«. Such article« thou Id nerer be used es- Poatoffice Department, has sacrificed down. eept on prescription« from reputable phvai- I am on a sick bed, where I am slowly est Japanese hostelry, just as the moat poverty-stricken Japanese often live In much of the euphony and meaning of elant. aa the damage they wlU do la ten Iola to the good you can possibly derive from them a-dyin', an’ can’t write a line to save more aesthetic surroundings than many A Rebuke our Indian names In order to bring Hair« Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. my life, you fool you? Cheney A Co.. Toledo, O., eon tain* nomercurv of our rich people. about simplicity and uniformity. It "You don't expect to be famous?” and la taken internally, acting directly upon When It becomes dark the room Is has accomplished this end, but has said the pugilist. th* blood and mucous surface* of the system Cold Comfort. In buying Hall'« Catarrh Cure be «ure you get lit by a square paper lantern os a high done It at the expense of meaning. "I had entertained ambiliions in the geanine. It 1* taken internally, and made Nervous Passenger—Captain, what wooden stand. By the light the Japa Many names of postofficea In Alabama that direction, ” said the young au in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney 4 Co. Testi- would be the result if this boat should monial« free. nese read and sew In the evenings, hare no significance as now spelled, thor. Sold by Druggi'U, price 75c. per bottle. strike an ice berg. though they ar* gradually Importing but as they were originally written any Hall’s Family Pill* are the beet. "But you don't do anything but Captain—It would probably shiver and using many of our kerosene lamps, one familiar with Indian words would write.” its timbers. which give a better light At bedtime know Just what was meant to lie ex Secretary of Confederate Navy. “ft is my writing that 1 depend th* "amah" goes to a sort of clothes pressed. on. ” Col. James G. Milner, who died re Ungrateful. press or cheat of drawers set In the However, we must admit that Indian "NonsenseI The idea of a man ex cently at Milford, O., was once secre "They say the Missouri razor bug side of the wall, and produce* the bed, words have not undergone more pecting to get famous by sitting down tary of the navy lor the confederacy. is an ungrateful scamp. ” which is simply a series of soft quilts changes or modifications than have «nd wiggling lire lingers OVBT a pie. e He died very poor, yet before the war “How so?” called "futons," and which are laid on many of the words taken from th* of paper all day! It's absurd!” waa one of the richest men in the "He cuts his best friends.” the floor, one on top of the other. Down European or other old world language* South. coverings are placed over these, and In and dialects. The people of the Unit Sick Headache Quickly Cured. between the sleeper crawls. Sheets and ed States and the government Itself are LAD/EA MMM7ED Indigestion, bad stomach, constipation, tick By an old reliable firm <o do Battenberg. Embroid headache. That's the program. Next program pillows such as we nse must be brought formulating something like a language --------- Cathartic, ----------- lnatant --------- r reUtf ery and all kind* of Yancy Work for us at home. Csrearet, Candy by the guest who requires them. Steady work and good pay. eeuly or leisure hours. Drugs lata, 10c, Z5e, HOC. of our own, and If the change carries Kor Information arnd aump to Parisian Needle While the guests at a Japanese Inn with It a total biding of the original work Ce., M Dearborn sc, <inra«o. Ill. eat In the seclusion of their rooms, the significance of many words. It must be A Bey a* a Frncsr. bath and washing arrangements are accepted as one of the results of the Culinary. A national fencing competition public, snd here one may encounter march of progress. But we must tie "There are only two kinds of has just taken place at Bologna, and any of the other guests of the bouse of permitted to express regret that so cooks. ’ ’ the championship waa won by Signor either sex while performing one's ablu many of our native names have been "For instance?” Ataillio Monferrito. This maitre tions. To say the least, this Is ex Improved entirely away from their "Those that can't cook and will d’armes is only 12 years old. He tremely awkward, but It Is according originals. cook and those that can cook and fought the most celebrated Italian to Japanese custom, and the same thing fencers and beat them all. won’t.” Jefferson at Heventy-two. Is found In th* private Japanese "In Florida, where I’once de I.eon bouses. failed to discover the Fountain of Per petual Youth, Joseph Jefferson seem* GETTINO TO A FIRE. to have found it," declares James H. AVcge table PreptM-aiionfor As ThoAmorlcaa Fir*Department*’Bplen- Metcalfe, In the Ladles' Home Journal. similating the Food and Regula ■ dld Hor*** end Their Trnlnla*. "He Is a picturesque figure, ill* ruddy Ung lhe Stomachs arel lkiwel F. 8. Dellenbaugb write* an article cheek* aud bright eyes give the lie to for St. Nicholas on "Tbe Quick Horae," bls 72 years. He la slender, but not devoted to tbe training of horses for with the leanness of ago. J{|N hair, tbe American fire departments. Mr. mostly black, streaked only here and Dellenbaugh says: When a fire breaks there with gray, aud In length showing Promotes Digeslion.dkvrfuP out tn America, It la necessary to reach a wholesome contempt for the fine art ness and Rest Contains neither it at once. Tbe telegraph was brought of the bartier, blows about In the Opium,Morphine nor Mineral. Into service ln sending the alarm. In breeze. HI* fingers are as quick and N ot N ah cotic . Bad Circulation is the cause of most of the ills that come with old age. With Munich some year* ago the method In deft at knotting a line or adjusting a pAvawctny years there is a decline of strength and vigor—the machinery of th* vogue was to hang out a red flag by day sinker as those of a boy on the banks body move* with less speed and accuracy. Because of the weak and irregular and a red lantern by night from the top of a stream, and he enters Into every action of the heart the blood moves more slowly, becomes impure and lose* much of its life-sustaining properties, and muscles, tissue* and nerve* literally starve for of one of tbe Frauenkircbe towers, on detail with boyish enjoyment. Ills lack of nourishment. A sluggish and polluted circulation is followed by a long the side In tbe direction of the fire; but fishing he alternates with landscape ♦rain o{ bodily ailments. Coid feet, chilly sensations up and down the spine, poor In America such a system would have painting, writing and the care of plants. appetite and digestion, soreness of the muscles, rheumatic pains, hard and fissured resulted In the destruction of the whole In none of these pursuits does he clnlm skm, face sores, chronic running ulcer* on the lower limbs and other parts of the town. The telegraph I* tbe only thing professional skill, but he brings to body_ these and many other disease* peculiar to old people are due to a lack of for us. them something more than professional healthy blood and imperfect circulation. Restoration to health must come through But It la not enougk to know Immedi zest. Mr. Jefferson Is a very abstemi the building up and purification of the blood, thus adding strength aud tone to Aperteci Remedy forConsttoa. ately tbe exact location of a Are; It la ous man. In eating, aa In other things the vital organ* and quick, healthy action to the circulation. Hon. Sour Stomach.Diandìde» also necessary to reach It Immediately. 8. 8. S. being strictly a vegetable blood remedy and the best tonic, makes it —except occupation In the open air he Worm» .Convulsions .Feverish the most valuable and efficacious of all medicine for old people. It is free from all The steam Are engine was a splendid evidently believes In moderation as a ness «nd L orm of SumR mineral ingredients, and mild and pleasant in its action. It cure* blood diseases machine, with steam always up and mean* to well living and long living. of every character, even those inherited or contracted in early life. Aa the system everything In readlnesa for Instant de Facsimile Signature of Sunder the influence of S. S. S. there is a marked improvement in the general parture. but bow to secure this instant He dffi not Join In our after-luncheon smoke, stating that If he had not given th, and as richer and purer blood begin* to circulate through the body the appetite improves, and there is a softness and elasticity about the skin that you departure was a question. Iloraea were up tobacco a good many yenra ago he NEW YORK have not noticed for year* ; sores begin to heal, pains in muscle* and joints grad kept standing lu tbelr stalls with the felt sure that he would not bo with us ually cease, and you find that it is possible to be happy and healthy even tn old age. harness on, but this was not quick now. Whatever the secret of bls long Our medical department is in charge of physicians who make a study of blood enough. Each second's delay meant and useful life, It Is safe to sny that and akin diseases. If you would like to have their opinion and advice in your loss of life or possible millions of prop every one of his countless friends and case write them all about it and you shall receive such information and advice aa erty destroyed. No the first swinging admirers would he glad to lengthen It you want This will cost you nothing. Others have found our medical depart ment of great benefit to them — their cure being much more rapid as the result at harness was Invented: a harness con by s fulfillment of bls own lllp'* fn EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. trived In such a way that, while al vorite benediction: 'Here's his health •osne special directions received from our physician*. Don't be your own doctor when you can get medical advice free. Book *B ways attached to the englue or other aud hl* family's, and may they live apparatus, It could be mad* to drop In- long and prosper,' ■hand aud Skia Diaeaae* mailed to all who desire it. I J F uii U h A, 0 i * Where do You Sell Your Hides? •»'•Ihl i >»» b «<I»I« iHMil'»“ < L r < * I». •» •'»»'•U F»T W. w. slwars rar ih. Iiiahr.i »•'leo. n»*t malrri»! I Ighl« bi i ... Him * I • < H R I I I T6 Front Mt , co, Q,|,, por|laod Of < l*uriUu4. Dr <’<•«. “ADAMANT LAND PLASTER Th. I**rl««tloa al Wall wtll (W| >(f Ibauab a l«aka*« occur b* ih» burella* .( »•rut n> r*ur a.lclrrea an.| î.:âX’.",“ rw ag.nu wanted Ir. *v*ry iwwa. , «ïîf AOAMAMT OO., Fool of IM* SI tool, t ranch Banks tHeulet« Gold ,,, Or«*,, JONN POOl.P., Portland. Orr^ Tho Bank of France compels eus* lomers checking out money to accept at least one-fifth in gold coin. TO t-t-MM A t oi.n IM OSI DAI Tat, 1*1*0'. Bronte Quinina Tsbl.l* AU __ Iru<*l«u refund lire tuoney It II falta lo ruis g. w. Uro'«' «lanaiure Ison eorb bus *< Pee« ®< Merrlaoe Straea Caa gire yoti Biiggiee. Plows. Win.Imilla and Machinery. He* tha beM Ixrgsms la Hoilers snd Engia«^ Pumpa en I <iener*| us helor* bunng pension Nil Cheka. BIC AFORO. WaeMaf'ee. 0 C . th«« W| i f< h x . J im. a rw|. ,i ,I1S Kind Old Man (to tramp)—Now, »tû <•.<». < "fpe Frvercuting t • ; why don't you learn a trade? Trump—Well, I would, sir, if I Smn.tr Utaolutlonb knew of one better than this. í»»V Koo toy Cure •ur» teilAf from ilauar, opium an | tutmooo BM m to» por i leu I am u» K n M iBstitata. SECURITY. SUMMER Genuine Th« Prop«, PU<« Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Baar Signatura a* Landowner (to trespasser)—l*on'l you see that aigu ' N.. I ,|III1|{ ln these grounds?” Treacpaascr—I ain’t fishing in tho ground. I'm fishing In the water MakUf I'p th« Pack. "BomrlxHly rails alt.'iilmu |<> tlx fact that every new war ship is th* qtleeti of the navy.” "I rather think that the tran«|a>rt that turned over the other day I« th* I joker.’ CARTERS Th* S«<r*f Ballot First Trainn—Bl>-«i if ! like <lu lirrei secret ballut. A man «liuiildiiT be ashamed to let it iw known »list lie vote* for. Second Tramp— No. de only t'ing dal ought to I mi kept secret i« <ie pries he get* (or his vote. CURE MICK HEADACHE. SCHOOLS ANO COLLEGES. A Superior Babv. Proud Father—Jenkins told tor to day that thrlr Im by rotis *o loud that you can hear it all over llir liotlvr Proud Mother —I hops ILim. that you didn’t forget to l<ll him that ourr cries so loud that it can 1« heard all over tho block ; if lie doesn’t Iwllovd it he can ask the neighl*>r*. BISHOP SOOTT AOADOHY. Fortland. Orogen. Thirty •••«•on«| yo«r A iMNirdlttflr and day Brhool Military and Manual TrainliK Open* -■pi U, laj, with a faculty of 13 roMpotrnt trarhart, who employ uiolrfu metho«!a aud und« ret ami boya. ¡Iluairatrd rataiof ue ASTHUn o. OEMLLa PvtootoaL BESTFORTHE BOWELS a rwwlaf. •»<>*•■»•?»« •warf 4ar. ra b let or will ba ***^¿¿*1 open and bo wall b'«»rra la ibe ebapaor I pbyale or pill r”*’' '• t,aB«jaMl»oat aaatoai ai<»a» parfark way of waapia<»bt aww ala alaar and clean Id ko kale CAHOŸ I mu For Infanta and Children. cathartic I I )<• ft— •*■■>>• aw» Swi»!«» O" S»aHS The Kind You Have ïêepyôïïb T loôdclew Always Bought and OLD PEOPLE Vood ana wm gwIpT SPEC|P|C COMPANY, ATLANTA, OA* 0! Cour«. Bears the "Wh»t did the lawyer “T *h" you exidaine<l your cnse to >lim asked Mr*. Baxter. .. . "He raid it waa fees-ible, repl» Mr. Bn xtor. Signature Use For Over Thirty Years mu* Hazarding tn An»w«r- A poet in the New York Presi ba gnili ionie pathetic versea in tin* <|UI tioning style: • • . "Why should I weep at the barr • cadet „ Why should I weep at the bari Hal Other Namte. Church—Did you know that Style* has a name for hi* automobile Gotham—No; what is it? „ "Why, he call* It Madcap Violet. "Well, that isn’t what he■ <•»!I«1' when it broke down ten mile» r any habitation. ” Ths Flnantlrr. Gaul—Hay, lend me |10, will J011. I’ll give it back to you trxlay. w* it to decide a l>ct. are. Klose—All right. Here you What waa tho bet? . ,« Gaul—Hmithera bet mo |H> tn»‘ could not borrow 110 from you.