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1 Eruption9 ARROGANCE ANO SERVILITY. Dry. moist, scaly tetter, all forna of eczema or salt rheum, pimples and other cutaneous eruption» pro ceed from humors, either inherited, or acquired through defective di gestion and assimilation. To treat these eruptions with drying tne«iicines is dangerous. The thing to do is to help the system discharge the humors, and to strengthen it against their re turn. Attitmie of Hrttlsh Uitkre aud So I ill are Toward Ku«b Other. Hood's Sarsaparilla permanently cured J. G. Hines, blanks. III., of ectPina, from which lie had «uttered for tome time, and Mis» Alvina Wolter, Box 212, Algona, Wi«.. ot pimples on her face and k anti chafed »kin on her body, bv which she had been greatly troubled. There are more testimonials in favor of this great medi cine than can be published. HootEs Sarsaparilla Promises to cure and keeps the promise. No longer put off treat ment. Buy a bottle of Hood’s to day. Will Cost Half a Million. Cncle Sam's buildings and the ar- arngementa and care of exhibits at the Pan-American exposition will coat half a million dollars. On* Good Law in Boston. A law in Boston permit» residents to keep street musicians 300 feet from their houses. TOC BNOiV WHIT TOC ARK TAKING When you take Grove'» Tasteless Chill Tonio because the formula is plainly printed on every bottle sliowiug that it is simply Iron and ijuinina iu a taste toss form. No Cure, No Pay. 50c. Indians at th* Pan-Amtricsu Exposition. There will be representatives of 42 different tribes of Indian* in the In- dian congres» at the I'an American ex- position at Buffalo next summer. PRKTKNTS AND Cl'RES DISKASK. Garfield Te» ti • wenderfui HKKH ■ KDIt INK thst eleanses thesjitem •nd give» New Life by purifying lb* blood. Logic. Bvstander—Poor fellow! One of his wounds is fatal, I believe Policeman—So it is; but the other wan ain't, so be has an even chance. New Use for Aluminum. Experiments are being made to dis cover if aluminum may not be used in the manufacture of high-class wind instruments. If this could be done it it is thought it would be very desir able, on account of verdigris deposits, and as it is not easily affected by changes of temperature the instruments would be lees likely to get out of tune. Don't Ace-pt a Sub«tllutet When you a-k for C««rar- 1«. be «ere yon ret the rcnulue ’ a-earet« i'«n 1»Ca b-rti * bon't accept fraudu.eut «ulMlilute«, imitation« or Ounuteifeiis! How Tommy Knew. la Tommy — Pop, soda water charged. Tommy's Pop—How do von know? Tommy—I bad some today and it’s charged to you. No Collections Taken. A church in West Ken-ington, Lon don, had a notice displayed in the vestibule announcing that five pews were to rent; and as an inducement, it was stated that the contribution plate was never passed in these live pew ». Tb« Heat Prescription for Malaria Chilla and Fever ia a bottle of Groves. lasteleM Chill Tonic. It is «imply iron and quinine in a tasteless form, Ko Cure. No Pay. Price 50o. For 1904 Kansas Exposition. Kansas is already laying plans for a giest exposition to be held at Topeka in 1894 in celebration of the 50th an niversary of her organization as a ter ritory. Tragedy. She—If you had no idea when we could get married why did you propose to me? ‘‘To tell the truth, darling, 1 had no Idea you would accept me.” The Oldest and Best S. S. S. is a combination of root« and herbs of great curative powers, and when taken into the circulation searches out and removes all manner of poisons from the blood, without the least shock or harm to the system. On the contrary, the general health begins to improve from the first dose, for S. S. S. is not only a blood purifier, but an excellent tonic, and strength ens and builds up the constitution while purging the blood of impuri ties. S. S. S. cures all diseases of a blood poison origin, Cancer, Scrofula. Rheumatism, Chronic Sores and Ulcers, Eczema, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum, Herpes and similar trouble«, and is an infallible cure and the only antidote for that most horrible disease, Contagious Blood Poison. A record of nearly fifty years of successful cures is a record to be proud of. S. S. S. is more popular today than ever. It numbers its friends by the thousands. Our medical corres- rondence is larger than ever in the istory of the medicine. Many write to thank us for the great good S. S. S. has done them, while others are seek ing advice about their cases. All litters receive prompt and careful attention. Our physicians have made a life-long study of Blood and Skin Dis eases, and better understand such cases than the ordinary practitioner who makes a specialty of no one disease. We are doing great ood to suffering umanity through u r consulting de partment, and invite you to write us if you have any blood or skin trouble. We make no charge whatever for this service. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA 0A. "l'Le cabman and conductor would be kind to you. but they would not be respectful,” quotes Mr. Howells tn his recent remluisceuces of James Bussell Lowell, lu uieutlouiug the little ways In which Mr. Lowell, on bis retuiti from the "comfortably padded euvliou meui" of London, fouud America less comfortable tbau the «■ouutry be bad left. No doubt, kiuduess In deed I» more tbau respectfuluess lu word, Neveribe less, Mr. Lowell was uot the only Amer lean who. returning fioui England, ba» missed the »moot.mess, ea»e and pleas autuess In the conduct of the small af fairs of life witti which Eugllsh re »pectfuluess has much to do. At its best. It is the good manners of the un educated; at U h worst, it ilegeue.ates into servility. One of the many unexpected discus slous arising from the South Afrlcau war touches this matter lu Its military aspect. The ready deference of the uu educated Euglisli private toward his officers lias induce«! iu some of the offi eers an attitude of kiudly but arrogant personal superiority. But the Colonial soldiers, although obedient and well drilled, aud although they fully accept their officers' rights to command them, regard the right as professional only. They do not consider that it implies a superior manhood. They will not endure bullying or swaggering or slanging, and they re sent superciliousness. They are, it short, like our American soldiers, re spectful aud «elf-respectful; aud the re luctant authorities have fouud that lu- stead of greater independent e Impair ing their usefulnesa. tbelr greater init iative has made them more valuable than the uiacblue-like. home-trained Tommy Atkiuses. As a result, there Is a growing opln Ion that England's semlpaterual. semi- contemptuous attitude toward her pri vate soldiers, which bas cheerily tick eted them the world over as "absent minded beggars." plucky but irrespon sible, Is neither wise nor fair. Tommy himself accepted It. but It w as not good tor him; now bis splrite«! Colouial cous ins repudiate it entirely, and England agrees that they are right.—Youth's Companion. Bi* Leg fee th* Paa-Am*rlca*. H<»id by dmifk’iFta. If the Blood is Impoverished Diseases Which Otten Puzzle Doctors are Inevitable. Th* Nicaragua Canal. When built, »ill piove the link between prosperity and mam people. It »ill prme i blessing to linn unity in general, improv ing the i-oiKiiton of liie nanon, as ll»»irt- er » Stonisi h Hiner» d. i « Ihai nt' the 11 ill- » i«iu>*I Nothing to equal this remedy hae •ver been di-i-overed for all ailments ofthe •tnniaih. liver, bo«eis and kidnevs. Il mil quit sly cleanse the blood and »hariwii the appetite. See ihat our Privale Rev- roue Slump covers the neck ut the botile. Tin Hug« Dynamo«. Tn the central station of the Niagara Falla Power Company there are 10 huge dynamo* in operation, each one if which generates 5.000 electrical hone power. Thus under the root of this magnificent butldtug ia a total de velopment of 50.000 horse power, which is said to be the largest amount of electricity generated under a single roof iu the world. S tats nr O hio . CtTT or tolsdo . i l-VCAS l Ol'STT. I**- F bamx J. i «IMT makes oath that ha la th» senior parier ot the firm of F J C hxnxy A Co . doin| buaiiu-u in the 1'iljr ol Toledo, Count» and state atore«» <1, and that aaid firm will pa» the aunt ol ONE HvNbRED DOI.I.A RS (or e«. n and ever» ease ot Catarrh Ihat cannot be cured by the use ot H au . » C atarsh Ct «« FRANK J. CHENEY Sworn to before me and »ubecribed in my preeenee. ihi««lh da, ol December. A. D. 1 i * n >. «“'7 | A. W. ULKASON, I —I .Votary Pwbfie Ball « Catarrh Cure I« taken Internally and acta directly on the blood and mucous surfaces ol the system. Send tor te»timoniala, free. F. J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo, Ok Bold by druggists, 75c. Hall’« Family PUb ara the best. Life Line 34 Miles Long. The Chicago drainage caual has a permanent life line, consisting of a storng wire cable stretched along its entire distance of 84 miles. It ia there for use and safety in case of accident. To Accommodate Uv< Stock. Arrangements are made for the live stock department of the Pan-American exposition. SHE WAS BLAMELESS. But Circumstantial Evidence Wae V<rx rtrongl» Against Her. “My w hole heart goes out to anybody who Is couvicted on circumstantial evi dence,” said the lawyer's wife. “1 know how It is myself, aud In my ease 1 can't even hope for a new trial. A fortnight ago 1 dined out. ami 1 hap pened to sit beside the guest of the evening, who Is a famous author rather newly come to town. I suppose 1 have read every line he bas ever published, aud I am one of bis most ardent ad mlrers. I ventured to let him see this, and we bad a most delightful talk about bls newest book. I read it at the seashore this summer, and the copy 1 read belonged to my cousin. I told the man how much I had enjoyed It, how many times 1 bad read and reread IL atxl bow I felt that no book In my li brary was more true and valuable to me than IL I didn't lay all this on with a trowel, of course, and I meant It—ev ery word of It. The author suggested that he'd like to write someth'ng in the book for me. and asked If be—no, come to think of it. 1 asked him to cnll, aud be seemed pleased with the Idea, as If I, and not be. bad been the famous one Well. 1 bought a copy of the book and laid It on the library table all ready for him. I was dressing one day when Ills card came up. I hurried down as fast as I could. Monsieur wasn't a bit as be bad been at the dinner. He was cool as a November twilight, and stayed not a minute longer than civility demand ed. I didn't dare suggest an autograph In the book. He didn’t mention It When he went away I picked the book up. His card was In it. and he had. with meaning, laid the card between two folds of uncut leaves. I'd forgot ten to cut a leaf in the book, and never, never shall I be able to explain mat ters.”—Washington Post Fable» for the Fair. There was once a Woman whose Husband Depended on the State of the Market for his Dally Toast. One Day be Appeared before Her with a sad Countenance. “All Is Over, my Dear,” said he. “Wheat is ‘Way Down, and I doubt If after To-morrow we snail have More than Ten Thousand a Year to Live On. I am Sorry that 1 married you to Drag you Down to This, but I must Tell you Sooner or Later. I am a Ruined Man.” “Nay, do not Ixtse Heart," said bls Wife. "Can you not Speculate Fur ther 7" “I cannot,” he replied, “for 1 have Lost my Nerve. My Friends Urge me to Throw what I Have into Copper, but I Dare Not. Five Thousand a Year would Hardly buy Croquettes for Two. I would Better Keep what I have Saved from the Smash.” “At any rate,” «aid she, “come Out and Have some Lunch. Let us Go to Sherry’s and get a Nice Little Bird; then you will Feel Better.” “Birdl” exclaimed her Husband. “Un happy Woman, If you see anything bet ter than Broiled Chicken and Beef a la Mode for the Rest of Your Life, you will Do Well. In my present Frame of Mind I would Suggest a Night Lunch cart” “Let us have One Good Meal, at least,” urged bls Wife, “before we Die to the World. I have Twenty Dollars In my Purse. I will Buy our Lunch with that After that the Night- Lunch.” Tkla alfnator» ia oa »»»ry box ot ths *»ouio» FS»«i TA* Did»»». U'.astrr <■ r», fa. Physicians are often pussled by mi ailmeut that do«*» uot yield to the usual remedies, patients ar«» caused much suffering and ex|wmse while expeti- mente ere baiug tried upon them. wh«<u iu many cases the seat of the disorder is in the blood. If this vital fluid is impoi«*n»hed di-ea»e la sure to follow. Build up the blood, the diseased part ia nourish«d and »tiengtheued, and health reaults. This ia the simple his- tory of what often apiieara to be a com plicate.! case. Mr. Kara Edwarda, the well-knowu merchaut of Webster City, Iowa, passed through aucn au exper ience. He says: “1 have always believed that my trouble was due to the impoverisheii condition of my blixnl. About lour y.<ara ago my ankles began to swell aud cause me great paiu. I am quite heavy and as 1 was on my feet constantly I suff.*re«i intensely. Finally tho swell ing became »0 bad that I could not walk aud for a week I was confined to my chair or bed. Three doctors tieaieil me but did not effect a cure. “I first beard of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People through au ad vertisement iu a religious paper. Alaitlt six mouths ago 1 began taking the pills and 1 felt good results (rom 1 continued taking the first box. them as directed (or nearly live mouths, 1 am now 42 years old and am the picture of health, 1 am Will tng to tell the world that Dr. Williams' Pink l’ills cured me and 1 know they will cure others if they are giveu a thorough trial. “Hardly a day passe» that 1 do l»ot tell some one of the benefits I have re ceived from Dr. Williams’ l’iuk l’ills for Pale People, for 1 think that any one suffering from auy disorder of the blood or nerves should give them a thorough trial. Signed, EZRA EDWARDS. Subscribed and sworn to betoie me this 23rd day of November, IU0U. Willis G. Bonner. Notary Public. (Seal) At all druggists or direct from Dr. Williams Medicine Co.. Schenectady, N. Y., 50 cents per box; 6 boxes, f J.50. Tabi.«. th» raa»dy that eaaroa a e«IU la om «lay Now hotels w ith accommodations for thousands of guests are building near trie Tail-American exposition grounds at Buffalo. Chinese Employed in Mexico. Two hundred Chine«e ate now em ployed in the mines of Zacatecas, Mex ico, and are gtvmg such sattafaction that more will be sent for. TO emit A COLD IN ONE DAT Take I-axative Bromo t^ulmue Tab lets. All drvygi'ta refund the mouey if it faile to cure. E. W. Grove’s mg* nature is on each box. 25c. To Prevent Hold-Ups. John W. Rough, an engineer on the Monon road, bas patented a device to prevent train hold-ups. The plan ia opera ted by a secret button in easy touch of the engineer, an l so located that he can, without being observed, and under cover ot the tram robber's revolver, touch the button which will start several whistles blowing, turn off all the lights and fire off any number of guns from the baggage car. Trained Librarians Scare*. According to Herbert I’utnain, con gressional librarian, libraries are grow ing all out of proportion to librarians. He direct» attention to the fact that whereas there are now some 8,000 li- harries in the country, there are not more than 500 or 600 especially trained librarians. Piao’a Pure for Consumption is an infal lible medecine for coughs and cold«.-N W. S amckl , Ocean Grove, N. J , Feb. 17 1900. Involved Loti ol Sleep. First Philadelphian—Here's an in teresting book. Second Philadelphian—You can reo ommend it highly, can you? Fust Philadelphian—Why, I eat up, A L/ nearly all day reading it. I ti<r • -■ iur M.i a eringi in t* n 11 or «lumaca, liver. kidney« and bowel«: It Caret Clironle C'onailpt»tlon» Visitors to th* Whit* House. A Close Resemblance. About 900 paraons a day on an aver •’In what re«pect do 1 resemble mv age visit the White House the year own ideas?" he a-ke-l. as he handed around. The number rixea sometimes the editor a packige of manuscript. to 1,500 to 2,000. and the hours for “I do nut know” replied the editor. visitors are not many, being from 10 “I am reduced to writing,” he said. A. M. to 2 P. M. In spite of this con stant tread the beautiful old gold fig Sufficient Reston. ured capet in the east room looks as Tens—Oh! She'll uevet marry him. well as when it was put down, before Jess—Why? Mrs. Cleveland let the mansion for her Tess—Oh! It’s a case of extreme new home in Princeton. shyness. Jens—What? Nobody could ever - A Blow Emphasized. consider her shy. “Did you feel the blow when that Tess—No, but he’s extremely ahv of young woman threw you over?” money. ‘‘Feel it? She wrote on a postal card that I nee-ln't come to see her nny Stogi» tho Oough and Work» Off tho Cold. more, and 1 board in a house with three spiniaters and five giggling girla.” Laxative Bromo-Quiniue Tablets cure a cold in one day. No cure, No Pay. Price 25 cents. CASTOR IA For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought First Steel Pens Were Expensive. When steel pens were first made they were so costly that the manufac turers advertised that they would make such repairs to their pens as might be necessary for a stated time—generally about aix months. When a man dam aged bis pen he carried it back to the factory and had it mended by an ex perienced mechanic. Not Much Left. Lady—Where ia my trunk? Baggage Man—I couldn’t find any trunk, mum, but I've got the handle with the check on. Getting Old. Despondent Fair One—Do you know, dear, I’m afraid I must be gettiug very old. Consolling Friend—Nonsense, darl ing I Why do you think so? “Because people are beginning to tell me how very young lam looking!” “Very Well, for the Last Time,” re Mothers will find Jin Winslow's Sooth plied her Husband. ing Syrup the best remedy tn u»e for th*’» They then went to an Expensive Res sbtldr.n during the teething period. taurant and Ate a more than Satisfac What He Did. tory Luncheon. At the end of It her Husband said: Kentuckian—He called me a liar, sir “I think Better of that Copper than Naw Yorker—And what did you do? I Did.” Kentuckian—I went to the funeral. Then be went Back to Wall Street and Made Sixty Thousand bollara In Borneo and Lsbuan Postage Stamp« in Demand. Thirty-eight Minutes. The value of the stamps sold in Bor* Thia teaches us that Digestion Is the neo and lAbuau during 1899 was £20,- Better Part of Valor.—Century. 000, but the postage paid on letters Tree« grow out of doors and dovrà found their way Into albuma all over are made out of trees. the world The world I" full of uillllous and util! “1. A euui Ions of lung loot eov«’r« . ’ ‘. lgn» i just complrietl potent authority has ubidì. It.* dedal*"- suiue InveatlgiUlons i. . rara ibe Hank “f show Hint In Hire«* ye Englund tins Kwl l ftic'e «>t u«> fewer tbiiu ■JU.UWMKK* gohteii «ulna of th« reulm Tills whole»«le dlsappesrauee of the elusive eoveielgu has lawn going on fur years. A river of gold Lae tlow od uiicoiiNlngly from I lin ndneeillc stnwt tu all parts of Hi* world, but it has ooluu bin k only a* a Huy y*’Ho" ■trenmlet. What has become of tin’ Hiirplus lit Its wnudeiliig"? Miser» 1» the uiipm-tleal explanation for a great part of tills «ll»appearatiee. There exist lu this ami other count r e» |wopl* who nr«* unbusliie»" Hk«* enough to board up gold and ke<qi It lying Idle by them for tin* »ole pleasure "f know ing It Is there and «Hcitalunally eoiiut- Ing It. The iwople of India appear to be par tleulnriy addicted to u habit Hint 1» mor«* remliilseeut of linnlleval time» tliaii of an age w hen money I" geuel ally saved »o Hull more enn lw mail«’ with It. lu th«* ri’geney of Itoiutiny It la eatlniated Unit I2.1*»U'<«' g>'l«h u sov erelgii» are hoarded. If Hint 1» tin1 rec ord of Bombay alone, what 1» the full tale for Hie whole country ? China, too. atworbe a vast amount of gold that never sees the light again. As a matter of fact while the whole world IS »earelilng for and trying to acquire gobi, a goodly part of It appear» to l«e engaged In the lean thrilling pastime* of hiding It away. Gnat Britain la not gulltie»» of this commercial »In. l»ott«*d all over the kingdom an* graveyards of gobi » bleb, If discovered ami o|H*n«Hl. might restore to cln ulatlon a vital sinount of wealth at present atwolutely useleaa. At a »|H>t about two mil«*» from Hereford shire Beacon a treaaun* che-t 1» ro tird- e*l In the local hlatory a» having b«wn burled by a great family ones nwldent In the'llstrlct But the tnouey cannot be found. There la a aluillar record In connection with llulmc Castle, former ly a m-at of a branch of the l'n*atwleh family. Somewhere twar Stoke»ey Castle. Shropshire, then* 1» twlleved to lie hidden a great oaken cheat • fllint with gold coins, but up to the present al efforts to find It have etide«! In fail ure. London Dally Mall. %% % % w w w w w* w W w W WWWWWVWWW-WV GRIP BACILLUS EVE RY WH f RE—IN THt AIR WE BREATHE, IN THE WATER WE DRINK, IN THE FOOD WE EAT. tl«> III«* *f «trip Ilundrvil» <>( cer l«tadsof l’eruna ar« »hippe«! In all dlrectlon» tu tiieel th« estraorilinary detttaud ol Ilia grip cpl'lemlc. F verylexly laving in a «loch of tbl» valuabl« rrine<lv in tlm<> lo mret t he terrtble eiietn v. Ihr < ,rlp The «itenalve laillltie» of tb« niaitiiladiirer» tairxl t<> thelr ul- uioat lu mret lli« uigriit ileutaud (ur l’eruna. Alnioat everyltudy lia» lli« grlp. Aliiioal everylitaly must have l'e- runa. l akctt at the apimaranc« of th« first »iniptottia ui th» grip, ■lot only t» l'vruna n prompt < ur« für lli* grip bitt It preirul» lliu«« ilt«- aal rott» alter enrcl» «o i liaraiTer- teil«' ol thia ilreail «lisea»«*. I'eruna not only rurea th« grip $ M**>iin»*l tiiura. but prevent« it. Takelt tu tunet hon «and» of live« will bc «aved in tbl» present i-oldem Ic I v«ry faitiily should lakr th« »recautlon to Mwnrr a »Upplv of l’erttna al once. iur th« relall an<l «hole-al« »lot k ol tim r«iue«fy Ina» Iw esbaual- rd bv lite enormou» deniand for It |i t» wixloiti t<> hat» l’eruna in tb« hon»« «v«-n Iwfore lli« grip at tack» tIte itotisehold. It ba» l’eeti aacertained iiv a »«porter tliat lli« btllowhig peopl« nl national repulatmn have given pitblie emiotsentriil and teatimumal* to i’rruna a« a remetiv for la grtpjw Uongreesman Howard, ot Alabama, »aver "I liave taken l'rruna for the grip «nd reisiininend II as an rsirilent rrmetfy tuall le low «uflerer»." t'ongrea-nian W litte, ot N'*rtli Carolina, »av» "I lind l’eruna to Iw an excelient remeriv for lli« g ip. I have u»««l It in my lainlly and lliey all join m*- in r«conini»n*ling iu" M «a Francea M. An«iersoti. ol Washington, I* l' . ilaughter <>( Jndge Anderson, »t Virginia »av»: “I was taten verv ill with the grip. I u»ik l’eruna and was abl« to leav» mv I m - i I in a week.” Mr* llarrtette A. S Marsh, pr«»i<lent of th« Wornen’« Benovelent A»-<Mtialton. ot Chicago, «rite» “I «iilTere*! with grip »evi-n week«. Nolliitig helped ne. Trted l’eruna and within Ihre« week« was fully re • ture*l Nhall neuer Iw without It agaln.” At tli« appearan«-» ol th« first syiniilom» <>( the grip ihoiild etav m lii irr and tak» l’eruna in sniall«iores tea«p.»iii!til ev untll Ilie «vmptO’ns iliaappear. l'tll« w lli prevent a loug, «lisaalrous Sl< kueas aud |»erha| ■ lata! results. Th* Right Daduition. ”1 ordered 200 pouuda of Ice today." remarked the young i>ou«ek«eper. “and our Ice man curried II up himself, That ahona b»’s atrong. doesn't it?” “No." »napped the lord of the man- or. "it «how« flint he weighed It him- •elf.” Arouiing th« Cook. * * i Nothing so surely breaks up the enjoyments of win ter as attscks ut Rheumatism Nothing so surely cure« ths trouble as St Jacobs Oil A * A A A A A P A Pcnr-i iB 0 r LA.CH ov YZUÀW W ill K eep Y ou D ry M@tfiX)OGa@ IE iusp : Wil T««i Ho Sutnivrt ratt C ataioiuc 5 ho «« ihc fusi Low os Gaaerari «so H ais A.ITowrnCo n«o«« m « u Stubb— I compel our cook to keep an alarm dock iu her mom. i’enu—Does tbs gong arouse her? t-tutib—No. but it iruuw» my wile and then «he go«« up two flights ol •taira aud rap« on the rook’s door. Lazy Liver **1 liava b»»a IreubleS a «reas «»al wllbaisrpl toe ««■• a pr.Ml i«ea r.<««iipo «loo t to .uiAx A KF.TN lo bo o.l you cíala forih-vt « 1 •*. iros • «-» rail»! la» flrallrl»!, IbOl t pu nasa* «anther aupp,» and «o» roo, p - • . «4 ; n«l oaly o» i«-* <i»-t so re* -wioi«nd < a** «r«ia »»•■•ver Ib» opporluall» a pr-«oni»4 J a narra ».o -i’i«qu«kaoo» A»» . rallad».pkla. Fa CANOV CATHARTIC The “Russell” Compound ENGINE is here to stay, It is th* Mel Economical and Powerful Engine built. Writ* ui for full pArticuUrv RUSSELL & CO., PORTI AHO, OREGON SEED DEALERS. RECENT INVENTIONS. To Indicate when a botile has l>c*-n oprmed a n<-w attachment Is coiniroaed of a glass rod Inserted In the cork and extending Inside the Irottle, with a ball at the Inner end, the rod bn-aklng when the cork Is removed. AGENTS WANTED. Bicycles are easily cleaned by a new device, conslatlng of a glove to be placed on the hand, with one finger ex tending beyond the rest and ending In a flexible tip which Is guided Into places difficult to reach with a loo»« cloth. Good hustling men capable of taking orders for custom tailoring. The finest and best line in the country. Address: A Western Inventor has patented an apparatus for dispensing Ice cream, which la more convenient than those now In use. consisting of a central tithe In which the cream |* place«!, with a sliding bottom, which Is forced up. to push the cream through an opening, to be cut In slices. COMMERCIAL TAILORING CO. Room S12 Commercial Bink Building. CHICAGO, ILLINOIS. irrw‘/:r;j.n: pension lr HICMPOR Wathlngfffit II () III C N . they will f* Il rr IY0 <| tilt* k rr|.||m H. Vol« Htaf In an Improved paddle wheel for steamers the blades are made to retain a vertical position at all points of their revolution, the wheel being compo-wt of two disks carried by separate »harts, the center of one shaft being higher than the other and the blades being pil oted on both disks. h loth < orpt Prowcutlng claim« •!»<• Election Practice» In Inilla. Comforting * * * 4» * W e I! Deii<mng Landlord. Trnieler—Why do you allow ’ that waller to ramaiu *'ou*t«nlly so oloae to that young iiiarriori couple? I Il avi ilentiy »untie»« them. landlord—Oh. t-ecause they keep ordering thing«, so as to get hliu out ol tea ring I * I THE UNSPEAKABLE TURK. A Turk thinks It the moot natural thing In the world to lose a province, and. having lost It. to quit nnd live else where. He talk* quite complacently of leaving Constantinople some day; he will go over to Asia and found another capital, lie originates nothing; lie takes what he finds w ithout asslmllat Ing It. and remains profoundly Turkish He leaves no trace of his occupation except ruins Practically there la noth Ing at Belgrade, Npfla. and Athena to show that for centuries they were Turkish cities. All occupations, except agriculture and military service, are distasteful to hint. Yet there are two other charac teristics even more fnqiortant than these. The first Is Ills sense of disci pline. It Is this witlcli keeps together the apparently tottering fabric of the Turkish empire. It makes the half fed. half i l itln-r soldier ready to endure every privation, and prevents the cor ruption and Itn npai lty of the officers from producing the anarchy which would Is- Inevitable In any other couii- try. Sedition Is unknown; even com- plaints are rare, nnd were n holy wnr proclaimed there Is not a man who would not is- prepared to die In defense of the system of exturtlou which grinds hint down. Ills second characteristic Is Ida lull- ni-ss. In spite of the laborious Industry of the Turkish |H*a»nnt. The fact la that the Turk Is too proud to do many things, too stupid to do others. Illa re ligion Inculcates n fatalism which tends to a conviction that effort la use less. London Telegraph. Í : To prevent the reins of the harness from dropping on the ground when thrown over the horse’s back a new rein holder la formed of a spring clip placed on the back pad below the check hook, to receive the reins after they have been looped and drawn through the terret on the harness. Te Purchase Revolutionary Relic. A movement is on foot in New York to have the city purchase Fauuce's tavern, the sole revolutionary relio in the down town district. It was there that Washington hade farewell to hie officers on December 4, 1783—an event the 117th anniversary of which was recently celebrated in the historical edifice. GOLD HOARDED BY MISERS- Million» of Tello«» Vein l»l»eppea» An- nnallv It»» «ircnlatioe. He Scorns All ITTo t but Mutter» Here- Ice anti Agriculture. For the Exposition Gueits. Laxative Bromo-Quinine Many a man who suddenly rose to sent from those two colonies never ex- eminence neglected to take a parachute oeeds the sum of £800 a year. The stamps representing the remainder, with hltn. £19,300, may be presumed to have In limi. SURE TO FOLLOW One ol the attractions of the ('tegon •x'libit at the Pan American expo»!- 'iloti will b* a log 3d (ei't Ion* and 18 .>«et in diameter This is the biggest log the railroads could «vnvenlentl.v san-port. To a«.'coinmodale the 80- ’oot log. with the diameter of 13 feet, n ih> forestry bul til mg at th«> ex|»>»i- ;ion, it will be necetsary to pul extra antees under that part of the tl«x>r of the forestry building. I Revelations made recently regarding Bombay municipal elections show that « ’ Hindoo election agents can excel tfie « ■ «> wildest achievements In Europe or America, ft Is discovered to be a com mon practice to dress up Imls to Imper aonste female ratepayers who are eith er dead or are reluctant to vote. In many other cases women are hired to represent such voters. Personation by men of male voters who are dead or traveling Is too common to excite re mark. The most amaslng dUcovorv Is that there Is now n class of men who cnll themselves “professional vote brokers” nnd openly undertake to se cure votes nt a fixed price a head — Bombay letter. A womnn snys there In no plensure tn suffering If It muat be done In silence. NOTHING BETTER MADE can’t make a mlataka II you !•<* Mitchell- Mitchell, beuiis & Staver Co. PORTLAND. ORECON. DR. OUNN’S^» PILLS ON« FOR A DOSS. pppNi*, K hid r I'liiipl««,Purify tba liiood. Alflj • lion, I rnvPBt BIH oiinhcbn . lionolOrlpoor jlrk«n* eonTlnr* y<>ti, will in«li«am|> « fro«| fiHH’«1- *]0' 7-1« BOIANKOCO.. rbiiU.ipbiK. r.» H-idby Prwai«* CUTLER’S CiB80UTE of IODINE A gn»r»nte«d Car* tor Catarrb writing ta a>lT«rtla«ra >l»aaa hla panar.