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The Klamath Hews "Throw Away Your Ham met Get Out Your Horn" The Klamath News Official Paper t County of Klamath City of Klamath Fall The Only MORNING Paper Received In Klamath Vol. 8, No. HU Price Five Cents KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON, SATURDAY, FEB. 21, 1931 (Every Morning Except Monday) WOODCOCK FOR 'HOME OPTION' Mr. Dana Predicts Greater Industry Dairying Hailed 'As Basic Buaineaa; Dairymen Honored At Annual Banquet Dairylmr, "Tho Foster Mother of tho Kacc." was given added impetus in Klamath county lnat nlifht by the fourth annual dairy banquet, sponsored by the chamber of commerce and the Kiwanis club and held at the Hotel Willarit. Kecorde at the Industry In Klamath and of the Individual herda and antmala were highly pralacd by Murahall Dana, aa aoclate ailllur n( the Oregon Journal, principal epeaker ot l ho evening; Professor I'. M. Iirandi. inlet of dairy husbandry at Ore lnn Stale rnlU'I, tnaatmaater of lha banquet, and Roger W. Morse, dairy extension sperlal !t of Oregon Stale college, who presented a ward a to outaiandlng dairymen (or recorda made ly l heir nerds ana tows tho paal year. KLAMATH VIIAINKII ;ood humor anil illinlani over tha (ul urn of Iko Induatry prevailed during tha evening. Moat of thoao who mauaga Klu nialh'a million dollar Induatry mere preaenl aa well aa bualoess men of Klamath Kali a. Percy Murray, aat prealdonl of tha Klwanla rluh, preside.! and Introduced protcaaor llmnilt who remarked at tha growth of lha dairy buslnoss la Klamath county and aald that a survey completed tho pnat year shows that bultcrfal ran be produced tn Klamath at 11 null a pound lea than In tho Willamette val lav. Tha floe hay at.d paatnrra t Klamath wero cited aa lha reaaona for tha low production i-oata hero. HKCOHDH oiyev Hotter Morao prnlaed tlia work of dairy herd Improvement ae soctatlona (cow tealllilt aaaocla tlona) which keep coat accounla on cowa. allowing tha dairymen to know which paya and which . . m'v. v.ilnn.l riulrv no mil ' . aaaoclutlon awards dlplomaa to ownnra of Herda averaging oier :iuO pounda of buttartat per cow a vcor. Mr. Morao aald. In the Klamath association lnat year 640 cowa completed tho uar'a teal, producing 41,315,64(1 pounda ot milk anil 1(10.930 pounda of butlnrfut: an averalte of 308. pounda per cow for tho year. Two hundred and thirty aeven cowa produced nioro than ami pnuutll of fat and ll were aold for beef alter being found linprofllabln tn keep. 1KIXOII PAIIIVMKX Dairymen honored with award" by tho tmllonal aaaoclutlon Willi their recorda tho pant yeur weio introduced and complimented: M. L. Ferguson, 13 cowa over 300 pounda, nvorago 3K3.: Charles Draw, 30 cowa over 300 pounda, averago 300.2; II. Dun dy, lit cowa over 30 pounda. nvornge 305.4; J. C Wright, eight cowa over 300 pounda. nil Iwn-ycur-nld liolaiolna. average .179.2; 1. E. Storm, 13 cowa over 300 pounds, averago 367.4; 10. P. Lemming, aoven cowa over 300 pounda, average 336.1; U. K. Iteedcr, 10 cowa over 300 pounda, avoragn 320.4: ltny Clnpp. 1H cowa over 300 ponuda. avcrugo 310.1: H. J. Ttchnor, 11 cowa over 300 pounda, averngo 33.1.6: William Wllllatna, six cowa over 300 i. n.,..rnnn ml 2! ('. W. l.owla, 30 cowa over 300 pounda and 65 cowa mimea oiiiihk ji, diij 4. M .1 t.nnalpv. nvoruao - fivo cowa' over 300 pounda, aver ago ;iiia.a; r,. i. ...v. . .. . - 1 fill nnnnfla. avnr- IIIOO cowb w..', ago 3H8.3: Hay I.ooaley, 11 cowa over 300 pounda, avcriiRo ... llrnro' Dennla, publlaher of The ,h v.w. Bn.l Tho KvonlnK llcrnlil. presented an oloctrlc (Continued on Pago Ten) Character Close-Ups mciirfs 'swim BViomrfMWL HAPPENINGS YESTKRDAY IN CONGRESS lly I ii Mr 4 I'rru) Mm m 4 it roiiitilortttlnn tf navy (JfpnrliuiMit mitily hill. Itwrtvrd WlrKrmhani rotnmU- Inn dii mkixj lor In Tyrttim I AKtlllltlUII. Akii'oiI to rnnloroiu-o report on !lntrtt ti( ('uluii)blu ipro,.rtu- Aduitlad ronfrrin rpnrt on l hi i Ion hill. AuHpiPil rittman ro.uiloii HUgitralliiit PrtMlilrnl Hoover tall iMlcrilHlilllluI C"llf ITilH to rfiect htHlilllKuUnii ol wurhl all- r vhio4t. AitimmI i ronfrrrnco rrHirt on war tlrpartnipnt apitmprlutluii bill. Jurilrlary rmmlt(i heard K Marvin l' ml it wood, tieorala nral J ml go nutnlnn, on hla pari 111 19H prraldntui rampaiKii. Kormrr roiniaatr tiaueral Harry Now appr-ard before aub- (rummllteo liiVMtlKatim poalal ItAMNI'N. hoi hi: Anorovrd Muw if Hhoala com prnmlMi niraaure, Zl lo 163. 1'iurd llawlry hill to amend liberty loan at t to enablo lha arretary of t.iaury to carry out refunding operation. Aarlculturo roinnil(trt racom- mendrd pa nun no of tat 1 1 for a aur vey of daman to Florida grow era thrnuah oiratloua analnat MvdUrrraiiran fruit fly. ROBBER SHOT, GIRL IS JAILED AFTER HOLDUP OHKOON CITY. Ore.. Veb. 20 rl'I'l William Wheeler. 22. waa killed and hla companion. 1'earl iltlllnga, 1". waa taken into cua- tody ahortly after tno two mi tempted tn rob It. W. l-m Due. operator of a aervloo atatlon about flvo nillea north of hera. tonight. Tho rouplo onteren tna aia- tlon and at" aupner. t-a iue told pollco. When tho check waa preaented. however. Wheeler auddenly pulled revolver from hla pocket and ordered La Duo nd nil who to ri"w 0,nda. . Aa Wheeler held Iji Due and hla'wlra at bay. the girl r.lled th- raah reglatojr of 115.10 and walked out to tha cur and alnried tho motor. Wheeler dawned out i" car, but IM iiue, ,ini".,.r-' after the roblwr had ten mo atatlon picked up a .30-30 rifle. ran to the floor. - Wheeler through tho head, kill ing bltn Inatantly. The girl fled from tho car. but waa arreated about a half an hour later while "IJ'" ulong tho highway. Ml-- H II Inga told pollco that Wheeler had forced ner in n. i...,.,...., ...... ,i not (old her ubout iho 'hold-up until they wore, eiit- Ing dinner. no waa further queatlonlug. Empress Sets Pacific Ocean Crossing Mark vipTTiniA. 11. C. Keb. 20. (U p Tho S. K. Kmpreaa ui bluo ribbon liner of tho C. 1. i hia.l aa tno laateai ai1.-' hound ot tho raclfl... broko own croaalnK recora iouay. Tho liner docked at Victoria exactlv eight duya, threo hours 13 mluntea out ot AokO' hama. Tho arrival woa greeiou by echoing; cheera from tho thou- aunda who lined tna waterironi to wltnona the veasers arrival, Tho New Kmpreaa of Japan. commanded by Capt. Samuel ltoblnaon. hero of tno japaneao on rt tin. mike, beltored lis own rec ord by moro tlinn tnreo no lira. On Ita mulden voyago aoroaa tho Pacific lnat auinmer tno liner ahnttored tho Kmpreaa of faundu'a mark by making tho crowing In eight daya, alx houra and 27 minutea. This lnteat record lowora ail mnrka for ship crossings on tho Pacific. I.O.O.F. Members Visit Here Tonight Tho degree teura of tho Odd Fellows lodgo at Grants Paas and a group of members from tha Lakovlow lodgo will bo In Iho city this evening to tako chargo of degree work at a meet. lug of Kwauna encampment, n I. O. O V. A dinner will bo served In the banquet room at tho lodge at :.10 p. m. by memnera or ino Rebeknh degree ' team. About 50 members are expected to bo nroaont from Grants Pass and 25 from Lakevlow. Grants Divorces In Two Instances Two decrees of divorce were granted yeaterdoy by Judge Wll' Hum Diiiicnn niter nennugs circuit court. 11. U. Yancey waa granted a decree from Oinh Ynnaey, and properly was awarded to the plaintiff. Tne nonaa 01 matri mony between E. Lloyd Bryant and Ida R. Hryunt wore severed and a minor daughtor waa given To V to 6n In Week Promise of Return Allows Senate To Work and Avoid Extra Session II V HKIlllKItT MTTIK I'nllrl I'rraa Htaff (orreaNndcnt WASHINGTON, Kcb. 20. (UP) Official word that President Hoover would veto the World-War loan bill by the middle of next week helped clear away moxt of the extra session threats today. Thla word, given to lu-puh-llcan aenatora, meana thtt both houaea of rongreea will bo given m rhanco to override the veto and enact the 60 per cent loan bill. Meanwhile Senator Ceorge W. Norrla, Itepn., Neb., Indlcuted ho would not flllhuater to block ap propriation bllla becauaa of the poaallillily of a pocket velo which will kill tho Muarlo Shonla (ov ernmentK)perallon nieaaure. NKN.ITK AtTK Thua heartened, Ibo aenale ook up and acied upon five ap propriation bllla. Thla completed all of tho fliat nine with the ex ception of a minor amendment or two. Tho tenth, the naval hill. waa debated today, and tho aec- ond deficiency bill, last of the It, already has paaaed the bonae and la ready for aenato action. Only Senator Jamea Coutena. Itepn.. Mich., moat belligerent ot the vnterana bill advocatea. re mained nnplacated. Ho aerved no tice ho would filibuster pending appropriation bllla until Mr. (.Continued on Page lNor) Virginia .Brooks . Still Missing, Search Widens US ANKKLKH, Keb. 2(1. (VP) Police of tha aotithwoHt to night wro stilt without a clue aa to the manner of the disap pearance of Virginia Hrooki. lu. who dropped from Bight ten days ago whllo enroute from her home In San Diego to the nctghhorhood arhool. while various reports of frlghtoned girl In the. company of an elderly nmu continued to he received from various sec tions, nouo of I hem were sup- port (Ml. Mrs, Matilda Lltinan. of Lu Angeles, snld sho received threatening letter in the mail after reporting that she be lieved she had parsed the girl ou a highway. Woman Held On Liquor Charges Mario Harrier was arrested yesterday by orohlbltloii officers ut a houm at but tiroad street and Is charged with possession of whiskey which officers say they found lu a copper tank concealed between tho douhle wiills of the house and reached bv removing a door casing. Officers Llnville, McUrlde and. Oaks mado tho arrest. Presir P kL J fJOURrAIVES AM HOURi ! j- - " lUBi-'yV ii him' 1 Hf VEAMTHAT nS ,--, ' CAPTAlel CAMPBELL- JT "Scj ArTOWTBD BECAUSE r300R MILES A. MIMUTC -""S ' I Au, News Offers $25 Reward for Man's Identity An tmpoMtjon on Tht Klamath News, and (atrlua I'ularrhl and M. A. Itapallt. reNldt-tits of Midland. unearthr-d Friday, and fur which The Klamath News will pay a reward of 92B.UU tu to pemon or persont who will Identify the man who perpetrated thla ioi poH ion. Wednesday evening, Feb. 19. a representative of The Klamath News accepted aa b-gttlmatn and In good faith the following news Item: 'f'a.trina Tulaccbl and M. A. Hupalll were united lu marriage at Midland. Ore.. February 1H. Tb groom la aectlon foreman for the Southern Pacific at Midland. Immediate!) after the ceremony, tn young couple left on a hon eymoon trip to New York and their former home Id Italy." Tbe Item was printed In good faith, with no thought other than that the state ments contained herein wer true. It developed late yes tfrday afternoon, however, that the statements were untrue, that Catrina Pulae chl and M. A. Hapall! were nut married, and that a rank Imposition was per petrated upou them and this newspaper. Tbe Item wai written and printed from statements made In apparent good faith hy an unknown mm. and It Is for tho purpose of Identi fying him that a reward ol 135.00 Is offered. ItlUVK HKKNIB Owner and Publisher. SHOALS BILL COMPROMISE UP TO SENATE WASHINGTON, Feb. SO (UP) The compromise Muscle Shoals bill, providing for govern ment operation of the- power plant and loaae of he pitnte plants to prtwtw -a-nHwatrT manufacture of fertilizer for rarmTS was given final approval by the house today. The huuso adopted the con ference report embodying the compromise, and sent It to the senate. Tho voto wus 216 to 153, one voting present. The house action came short ly after expectation of a "pocket veto' was expressed by Senator George W. Norris. Uepubllcan, Ne. Norris bad campaigned 10 years for a bill providing gov ernment operat Ion, and he Is the author of tho resulutlou. A ttimllar Norris measure was ktUed by pocket veto of Pres ident Cooltripe four years ago. Senate adoption ot the confer- once report is believed to bo as- mired, and may come tomorrow, Hut even it It goes to the White House tomorrow, that will be within the 10-day period allowed lo the president for considera tion of bills, and the measure will die If be does not act on II. Persons close to the pres ident represent him as not be ing fully acquainted with the rontenla and possibilities ot the nieasuro as finally adjusted HF.PITY IUVXS VISITS rioputy Sheriff Lee Bown of Lane county stopped In Klamath Falls yesterday on his wny bark to Kugeno from Lakevicw with a couplo arrested in Lake coun ty on charges from Eugene. Ask Dad He Knows Oregon Senate Passes 'AgBill Eliminates 13 Boards And Commissions By One Department; Stage Argument SALEM. Ore., Feb. 20. (UP) -Considerable debate wan held in the upper houne of the Oregon state legislature today, before the senate by a vote of 21 to 9, passed the state de partment o f agriculture bill, .which would combine under one department functions now performed by 13 separate boards and commiiuions. A slate department of agricul ture, headed by a director at an annual aalary of 5.000. would he created by the bill. Five dlvl- alon chieta. each beading separate departments and aervlng for leaa pay than Ihe director, would be under the director'a supervtalon. ADVISORY IU.RI( Appointment of rounty agents, horticultural agenta and other county employe would be ap proved hy the new department, but It woold not otherwise Inter fere with such appointments. An advisory board, conaiatiug of sev en members who would serve without pay. also would be pro vided. The advisory board would represent tha varloua phaaea of agriculture. Senator Miller, one of the pro ponents of the bill, explained that the proposed consolidation of the various departments would enable the state to carry on a pro- (Contlnned on Page Ten) Mail-Plani Misses Medford, Lands at Field A mail plane of the Boeing Flying service at Portland flew Into Klamath Falls lnat night and landed at the old airport on tha Midland road. It is be lieved that the pilot, whose name could not be learned, has been here before and knew where to set hla ship down. Local pol ice went with lights tn assist but were unablo to find the ship. Tho plane, with four pas sengers aboard, was due in Med ford from Portland last night at 10:30. but duo to tho thlckueas of the fog in the valley, the pilot became lost and flew cal of the mountains to get out of the fog. After obtaining gas bere, he took oft about midnight for the airport at Medford. Sets Klamath Case For Trial March 10 The case ot the United States Fidelity and Guaranty company against Klamath county was set for trial March 10 by Judge William Duncan yesterday. H. C. Merrymnn will represent the company and J. II. Carnahan will act for tho county. ! STAGE IS SET FOR KLAMATH'S WINTER CARNIVAL SUNDAY TORT KLAMATH, Tab. 10 (Special) All arrangements have been completed by tbe Crater Lake fiki club for tbe staging of Klamath's fifth an nual winter carnival at the Win ter Play Grounds, five miles above Fort Klamath, Sunday. Tbe final details have been worked out and everything will be in readiness for the show this morning. Tbe annual akl car nival will get under way with s big dance baturday nlgbt. 1'arking space for a inousana utos has been cleared of anow and when this la tilled the high way will be used. Thousands of people from the entire Klamath basin are expected to attend tbe TH0RNEWILL 'FLIGHT TALE IS RELATED SANTA CRUZ. Calif., Feb. 20 (UP) When Mrs. Helena Grant Thornewlll appeared surprisingly at a (ay party at which her hus band, Leslie Thornewlll, was an uninvited guest," three of the six persons present left hurriedly by the doors that were closed to them, testimony at her trial on a charge of killing her hus band revealed today. Frank aKone. Mrs. Elda Wal lace and Patricia Ross, who ac companied Thornewlll to the ca bin where the party occurred, each testified that they had heurd the three shots that wounded Thornewlll "from a dis tance." Stone said he waa quarter of a mile away from tbe cabin by the time the sbota were tired and he amused court room spec tators by bis story ot the "flight." "I waa first to leave but when I hsd run 100 yards op the road I saw a ' white object ahead," Stone said. ' I ran fas ter and found it was Mrs. Wal lace. I don't know how she got that big a lead on me but there she was." Stone said he decided to leave when Mrs. Thornewlll arrived be cause he "knew tbinga would sun popping." The testimony today indicated, therefore, that Milton Main, host of the party, who testified Thor newlll and Miss Ross were "un invited guests." Thornewlll and Mrs. Thornewlll were tbe only persons present at the time of tbe shooting. . Tbe trial was adjourned until next Tuesday. Negro and White Girl Held for Investigation TACOMA. Wash, Feb. 20, (UP) Tacoma police were In vestigating a negro and a white girl taken Into custody here when the negro returned with an automobile he had rented, fol lowing reports from Seattle that a negro assertedly kidnapped a wnite girt, about 15-years-old. whose identity was not learned. Reports of tbe alleged kid- nnping came from J. A Miller. service station proprietor, who reported to police that an auto mobile driven by a negro stopped at his service station. A white girl was slumped on the back seat of the machine, apparently unconscious. Miller said that he noticed tne Ctrl when he walked toward the back ot tbe machine to fill t'e gasoline tank The neero arove away nurriedly when he saw MJIler notice the girl, the service sinuon proprietor re ported. The negro apprehended here answered tne general description given to police Miller, it was said. Seoul1 Masters Meet This Noon A TnoAtlns- nf .Mil , ma.f-H- . the Klamath area will K at the Pelican Grille this noon at 12 o'clock when John H. Piper, regional scout executive. in oe present from his head quarters at Spokane. Wash. A raand talil i.n i .v UI.VUBMUH llfl problem of aeout masters will II tt n,n. Mnillf K7H.nl n Hoover who spent the fore part ot this week in 1itnrA i ne completed a check of scout worn iu me vaney city will be i"w"i ' .ouay meeting, Today Weather Oregon: Gener ally fair tonight and Saturday, but unsettled northwest por tion; not much change In temp erature; moder ate west rly winds offshore. ILiAiA Fair show and hundreds of cars will come from more distant places. Reports from Bend state mat possibly thousand people will come from that section to root for tbe Central Oregon ski rac ers and Jumpers. A caravan is coming from McCloud. Califor nia, hoping to aee the Califor nia man. Jaeobson win the 42 mlle race. Medford, Ashland. Grants Pass, Ttoseburg and Eugene will be well represented. Inquiries have been coming in for several days from people in Portlsnd, San Francisco and Oakland asking about atage connections and hotel accommodations. At this time practically all rooms and cabin rooms at Fort Klamath are occupied or reserved. Daily CAPITOL News Letter SALEM. Feb. 20. (UP) The teeth" were drawn from the free textbook measure. such WAS the complaint oi those who favored free texta for all grades ot public school pupils, Instead of for elementary pupils onlv aa now provided In the measure today under eonsinera- tion of Governor Meier. Both legislative houses recently passed the bill. AVERAGE COST IN JUSTIFICATION Of a com' plaint tbe present measure will be of little bentT.t to out a tew, comparative atate and federal figures were cited. THE AVERAGE net cost of a blah school boos Is 87.2 cents, federal figures showed. Accord ing to figures compiled by C A. Howard, atate anperintendent of public instruction, 21.63 was paid on an average for every one of more than 50,000 books purchas ed yearly by Oregon high school pupils. J' v HPI.IT-BEXFFTr' I OPPONENTS of the present split-benefit" measure pointed out this was nearly double the average net cost of the publisher, showing that dealers "disguised as appointed agents ot local school boards, profit to an enorm oua extent off high school stu dents." FEDERAL figures were ob tained from reports of SO school text-book publishers. Their total net sales were 249.097.4S6 for one year and a net profit of 222,735,757 was realized from sale ot 20.406,677 elementary texts and 215.2S8.422 from 18,- 683,290 high school books. PROFIT HIGH These figures brought out that parents pay more than 100 per cent profit to book store owners. it was claimed. IF ALL school books could be purchased directly from pub- ( Continued on Page Four) Judge Learns Definition Of Feminine Clothing And ; Ends "Sketch Book" Trial CHICAGO. Feb. 20. (UP) After Judge Justin F. McCarthy learned to his satisfaction the def inition of the word "brassiere," he adjourned court today in the trlal of 26 principals and chorus girls of Earl Carroll's "Sketch Book." charged with presenting an obscene performance. Inasmuch as the "Sketch Book is scheduled to leave Chicago to morrow anyway, the judge's final decision as to how nude a chorus girl may be without breaking any laws, thus is going to be ot ac ademic interest rather than ot any commercial value. TOO TECHNICAL While Will Mahoney. William Demurest and all the chorus girls draped themselves comfortably in the courtroom. Attorney Cornel ius Harrington discussed "bras sieres, trunks, bandeaus, and shields," with the Misses Effle Staler and Sarah Riley, middle- aged censors who saw the show and said they found It "filthy." Judge McCarthy listened to the technical discussion ot women s underwear a while and then in terrupted: "Pardon me. but what do all these words mean? For all I know a brassiere might be a base ball mask. Let's have a defini tion." WANTS nEFTNITIOX The eminent Bainii Henry mi- Ion, almost got himself cited tor contempt by piping up spontane ously: . "No. no. Judge. A brassiere Is not a baseball mask." "Let Miss R ley toll ui men what a brassiere Is," frowned the tnriae. "A brassiere Is ah ," faltered Miss Riley, "Is ah, consists ot two beaded discs ah, held up by shoulder straps and strings tied in the hack." "And now," demanded the Indue, "what are frunksT" "Well," replied Miss Klley, 'In Director Declares Dry Law Failure Outlines Administrate tion Policy; Evi dence Given Group Sent to Senators ' . BY LYLR C. WTLSOX " United rrees Staff Cuaimauadea WASHINGTON. Feb. 20. (UP) A self styled "con. feasion" that prohibition cannot prohibit" and a sup gestion for "home option" as the final solution of the prohibition . problem were made to the Wickersham commission by A. W. W. Woodcock, prohibition dir ector. This was disclosed in the material and evid? ence submitted tonight by the commission to the sen ate. Woodcock's lengthy ststement conceded that his "confession" would be challenged, bnt hut theory waa that it did not mean, the failure ot the prohibition experiment. Instead he suggested that a law against consumption ot liquor could not be actually and completely prohibitive any more than other laws. EXPLAINS IDEA ' . By "home option," Woodcock explained he meant there should be no effort to overcome exist-, lmt legal ditficnlties in carrying prohibition enforcement Into the home. A homeowner would be untroubled in bis right to possess: or to make liquor in tta own. home tor hla own use. This waa one of a number of sensations disclosed In a huge pUe e wldenee "tobmltted; by Chairman George ' W. Wicker sham ot the communion, re-, spandln; to the Tydlngs resolu tion adopted by the senate. This resolution asked tor all material' not confidential. Wickersham in a letter noted that aome material waa withheld from the senate be-: cause it was confidential. OTHER FEATURES Other features of tbe mass o: evidence presented were: 1. Reports by states on dry law enforcement, made by at torneys for the federal prohi bition bureau, covering 32 states bnt not including New York or Illinois. Many states were said to have good enforcement, but other reports told ot obstaclea and one described tbe finding ot many liquor-bottles after high-school basketball games. 2. Opinion by Mabel Walker Willebrandt, former federal dry law chief, and now representing Fruit Industries, Inc., arguing (Continued on page five) this show they are two pieces of cloth, split at the sides." Miss Riley said she objected particularly to the now famous moonbeam scene." "Why. my dear Miss Riley," asked Herrington, "did you object to this scene?" 'It was particularly bad," salt! she. "because the girls turned tbeir backs to the audience and wiggled their anatomy." 'So they wiggled their anatomy Miss Riley?" mused Herring- ton. "Could you, pernaps an, demonstrate?" "Sir!" exploded Miss Riley. Certainly not!" Flapper Fanny Says: Any waitress will tell yon, holding a tray In your hand la a deuce ot a Job. to tho custody ol Urjanu
