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About The Klamath news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1923-1942 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 21, 1928)
PAGR FOUR FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 1928 THE KLAMATH NEWB The Klamath News Publlatied (Tiirj morning i wpt Monday by Th Klamath Newt Publishing; company at 102 121 South r'ttth street, Klamath Fall, Oregon. Official Paper of City of K Initi al b Kalla and Klamath County LttB Zlmmcrman....AlT. Mgr. sunstntiiTios hates lrllTerl by earrhT, montb 9 IMIveml by carrier, tr. Itallvrml by mall, year .M Bi tarrlptiuna payable In advance. Bom red a xvond rlasa mailer t . til postolflce at Klamath Falls, Oregon, November IS, lVtS, under act ot March i, 1S7. i Member Gelerted On-goa . Kewapapcra I:- ,1U I: tt it" 3M Pacific coast re;rntatlYe: Ar thur W. Slypes, Inc., San Fran cisco, Lot Angeles and Portland. Eastern representatives: Charles K. Miller, New York, ltd W. H. Btockwell. Chicago. Telrphono 877 Member Andlt Bureau Circulation OUR LIFE SENTENCES a wonderful era, and it is doubtless true; but how much good does that do uJ if we are chained, either through force of circum stances or our own volition .to a treadmill? Whenever we devote ourselves more to the pursuit of things than to the enjoyment of them ; ' whenever we forget or are ! unable to take time to look for beauty, love, companion ship, recreation, whenever ' the prize grows to mean j more than the game then i we are wasting our capa- i bilities as tragically as any j lifer in the land. Freedom to live isn't just a matter of prison walls. There are other fetters as effective. The convict isn't the only man who deserves your sympathy. COPYRIGHT 1925 CI NEA SERVICE INC W ELEANOR EARLY $5 FINE FOR A $4 CAR MNOI'SIS Sybil Thorn, prominent In ItitMlon society, permit a ship-boai-tt acquaintance, Itichard Nua nce, to muke violent love to her. lie. finally dcks her to marry him. Sybil is on her way In Havana with Mabel make, a social work er, ltc-focc lulling she promised Craig Newhtill. considered the rnost desirablo hticheUr ill llos- ton. a decision upon her return. Craig love her devoutly anil there Is a sort ot engagement between them. To please her dy ing father Sybil had consented to marry Craig, but following Mr. Thome's death the affair aas kept secret, and no announce ment had been made. Sybil still believes hcrseif In love with John Lawrence. wln went to Franco with the A.K.F. when she was only IS and never returned. The marriage of her brother. Tad. adds to Sybil's worries, for she distrusts the pretty little girl he has wed. In order Ihcu to unravel her perplexities, she goes to Cuba and encounters Itichard Kustis. who proceeds to make life more complicated. to Jesse Pomeroy, America's most famous lifer, has just completed the 52nd year as an inmate of the Massachu setts state penitentiary. In 1876 he was convicted of a crime so atrocious that even today he gets little sympathy. He was ordered imprisoned for life; and, strangely enough, he has clung to life so tenaciously ever since, even though he has never fpr a moment known any surroundings ex cept the prison yard and cell. When he entered prison Grant was president, Mark Twain was just winning re n tj w n. Rockefeller was a small-time oil broker. Ford was an undistinguished son of "a farmer. Custer's defeat at, Little Big Horn was the news of the day. The auto mobile and moving picture and radio had not yet come to remake American civiliz ation. All of the stupendous events of the last half cen tury have made no impres sion whatever on Jesse Pom eroy. He has eaten and slept and grown gray and wrin kledyet, to all intents and purposes, he has not been aliye t all. We can't think of that, somehow, without a shiver. We congratulate ourselves on' the mere fact that we have our liberty and can live fully and with freedom and we pity the man who has been stagnating for the last half a century. Yet just how free are we, after all? How many of us are being overlooked by life just as truly as if we were held in priscn? The tragedy of the lifer lies in the fact that all his possibilities for real living can never be realized. Made in. God's image, endowed with some small spark of unquenchable divinity, he is reduced to the bare animal functions of digesting and sleeping. This is the most terrible thing that can hap pen to any man. ' But it happens to many people who never saw a prison. The drudge in a New Bedford cotton mill striv ing to raise a family on $18 a week; just how rich a life do you suppose he man ages to live? Does he ever 'et a chance to demonstrate that he is heir of all the nges? Does his fellow work er, the half-starved Penn sylvania coal miner? Does the New York clerk, cooped up by turns in a dreary of fice and a stifling flat? Does the offspring of city slums, the north woods lum berjack, the back country farmer whose sterile acres plunge him yearly deeper .into debt? , We say we are living in It takes a wise man be a judge these days. The other day a man was brought into court in New York for violatfttg a traffic law. The judge imposed a fine of $5, at which the mo torist remarked that he would, prefer, - instead of paying it, to surrender his car. Amazed, the judge ask ed him why. The man re plied that he hud only paid $4 for the auto, a wheezy old thing made eight years ago. Justice is justice, and the law must be upheld; but paying a $5 fine on a $4 car is too much. Even the judge admitted it. So after due thought, he suspended the line and told the motor ist to depart in peace if he could make his auto go. CHAI'TKIt xv Mornings are drilling thins lu Havana. The sun shone on castles and forts aud houses of rainbow hue. It sparkled on the autre sea. and the colored boats that rode the waves. Sybil and Mabel stood at Die rail, spellbound with the beauty of it. And. when they had caught their breath, they laughed ulond for very Joy. Natives put out In bjats to greet them, and sudors on the lower deck scrambled for little Jealous!" he sUhed. and begun esplorlng his pockets. "I've a liltlu trinket somewhere. Ah, here we are.'" lie held up a pair of long ear rings. Little golden discs strung on end. "Oh. they're beautiful!" Sybil reached for them eagerly, uud when she held them in the dua lling light they sparkled like dis tilled sunshine. "I.tiyjly, lovely things!" she cried. Where-tlld you get them, .ItlrhV "Come for a walk." he Invited, I "and I'll tell you." He took her arm possessively. "We're going up on the boat deck, Mub. See you here when we come back?" "See that you come back!" she admonished him curtly. "Mallei's awful upset because I didn't go to bed last' night," explained Sybil as they sauntered off. "I don't blame her either. She feels sort of responsible, you see." "Never nilnd Mub!" he ex claimed. "How , about getting married this morning?" "Oh, Itichard. stop!" They were on the deserted up per deck, and when he tried to take her lu his arms, she pushed him petulantly away." "For goodness sake," she cried, "let's talk about something else!" "But, a darling." he insisted, "you love me! And love and marriage are twins lu your sweet mind, child." "No, I don't either." she-Informed him coolly. "At least I don't think I do. And, anyhow. he's mora patient than yol would ever be, and tenderer, nml inurtfj depemtahlo." I "How do you know I'm not pu tient, and tender and depend able? Oh. Sybil, give me a, chance!" "And break his heart?" i "How about mine?" "You aald. yourself, the world Is full of girts that are ulcer and prettier and .smarter than I am. i ,tio pi.-k yourself a knockout , and good luck to you. Hich. j You're wonderful at tnuklng love. Hut you'd make n rotten hus band. You even admit It. Now. please " shs regarded him so tcrcly "the whole thing's over .and we won't talk any more about it." - Mabel was cotnlug ti Join them. "I'm sick and tired," she rmnplalued. "of being deserted. The way you two run off! You pughr to hear, tile things people re saying about you." Itichard was holding Sybil's liand. pressing her fingers, one after the other, idly, r "Sybil!" he exclaimed, "that sapphire circlet! I never saw it before."- "I don't believe I've ever woru It." she explained. 'l d.tn't par ticularly like It. Why do you?" "It's the very thing." he an nounced, "for a wedding ring. . Hero, dear let me have It." I "Itichard Kustis, are you mail!" "Mad!" he cried. "Q!i. very. very mad. my darling!" And. suddenly as though It OFFICE CAT Ity JIMVM , I'olltlra make strange bed fellows who have nightmares uud kl.k all l ho cover off. If all the hroonis made In a year were laid end lo end,, the 1 majority of women would leave cm there. II sounds like the soup consumption Is Increasing, i If all the old garters were placed , end lo end, they wouldn't stretch. n.in'i nils, to me. my dear,"; aulil Mr. Sulftib firmly. '"I '' j It Ik a very good thing for ser vants to go to the tbenlro some times. It makes them return mora happily to their work; It also tenches them how to con duct themselves." "Mary." be said to the housemaid, "hero Is a ticket for the theatre tonight. You must go and enjoy your self." "It was lovely." "ttlil Mary nest uutrulni. when they 'questioned, her and her evening out. "Hid you really enioy II?" Inquired Mr. Sulmb, smiling tri umphantly at his wife. "I did Indeed, sir. It was splendid You should huve heard that thero servant girl In Hie play sauce her missus!" I VALUE OF BOXERS Tex Rickard tells his stockholders in Madison Square Garden corporation that the passing of the million-dollar gate for prize fights is not such a bad thing after all. Tex points out that box ers, of recent years, have been making scads of money while promoters have been going broke. Now that .mil lion dollar gates are over, he feels that boxers will take a much saner view of, the value of their services. The moral aspects of the thing didn't concern Rick ard, apparently. Yet the new era is better, all around for it "was not a healthy thing for a country to be re warding pugilists at the rate of half a million dollars per fight. It gave us all a false sense of values. If the hired pug can drop down a few notches in the financial scale it will be better for all of us. o The old boy who says women aren't as attractive as they used to be might add that watermellons and green peaches have lost their appeal also. o When we write our sce nario, the hero who knocks out fourteen rogues won't continue the picture with unbruised knuckles. o The writers never go on strike. They know too well that many kids are ready to quit the sixth grade and take their jobs. FIX f i ft W '7 4 wvs'"r'? i ' M i- I-ai. iw ' 1 'TheKingof Kinjrs'j To Be Shown Here i "The Klug of Kings." a play without .'a peer in cinema history I Is scheduled for a future motion picture .which will bo shown in -I this city In tlu near future s picture whjch Klaui.Hh fans theater-goers are looking for ward to with great inter st. This much heralded i-icture of pictures Is endorsed by hundreds of i-elebrati'd divine, scholars, and the press and public of this ( ccuntry and Kurope, as being the ' ntosl reverent pic turiitation of the ; supreme tragedy of the ages, j Produced at a cost of nprroxl- 1 mutely I'J.dlll.onil, with IS stars I A t:1 mm Tlioro Is much Imittttlon viinlilu on tho imtrkct. Watch for it. It hus a loud ond fltushy tustc. Good cooks . demand tho dclk'ttto, flowerlike '' fluvor of pure vunillti--SehilllnB,bV 0 u ml D.immi triin tukln,' pnrt In IU rtttllkUHluUH Ni-flll'H, II tul wltti a hi-auly, h.ltintitr uihl nmnnivt" tii'Hi nf luvi'hiitiiro ttiut munxtt utid rlinrm. Iho Oiil M lrlllti frnn muitorpltM-o titnlt nhnw M Kits I OKI KI1H llll, I.awn-iut' AlyiTM. iirnHliil Wtl nt'Nilay ntwl rlmiic' with mjhi Hlitu tif Initt<-uiiiiK ll'iuor, it ml with ItrriikliiR kIuhji nit tho Mlrrr-t. WIlil'VMW ft'lt'tlMMl im $;io li;iil. fulls'tl iii upMir lii poll rtiurt yffcturtliiy ntorntiiR In miiwcr lo the rlinrKt-. mttl fur-f.ll.-.l thv liull. BOMBS QUELL I PRISON STRIKE ! IN STATE PEN 1 j UAl.TIMOItK, Htipt. 30s (AH) IVar k bnmbs wr uid to itiuU Ahuut Sou "mriklng" prla uium In .Maryland penitentiary who imlny bruko out In revolt. Tltoy Imrrlcadotl ihtttnitolroa tn thoir tvU wl'li t'halna atrtpprd from tli'lr ruta and hurlml but tlta oud i hair Ima at Wardt p I'litri" k 1 1 rati y and suarda. Old Dapapr Cor aal at tb Snvi fflr "I left n 4ty at heme. Kit h. I'm w rt of cttK;iw ti him. U b:u-k. . . . Forgive me, Klch." white cards that were tossed j I didn't qliite finlfh IkIiik hontst aboard. iwith you this mornliiB. "What are they?" aked Sybil. The purser, passing, handed "I Ml a boy at home. Klch. I m sort of engaged to him. He expect h to marry me when I go back. Whf'h I let you kiss me. her a bit of pasteboard ! 1 1 "Marguerite Fernandez. he read aloud, "Nine Economja, Ar riba, Una rubia." j "What does It mean?" "Oh. Senorita Fernandez Uvea ' at number nine hconomia atreot,;ut an(j ,ue(j upstairs, i na ruuia means sue jay - is a blond." nut, Sybil you love me, dear "Bad women fascinate me." ' Here I'll show you." Mubel confided. "I've always, been so darn good myself." j The purser laughed Hi riM'l! to mnrry nit when 1 were a muglc thing a strange ness wns born within her that, ( coursing through her body, made; her tremble. j (To IW' rontlnueil) I never dreamed you were going to ask me to marry you. Forgivp me, Hich. U was a sweet little romance that bloomed on a moon- In the light of "Don't Ulch. That Un't love. Suppose some perfectly wicked creature kiciid me and did It It seems to be a general rule on the highway: the le.ss horse sense in the driv er, the more horsepower in the motor. "Keep your eyes open, ne ai-; a8 nU.e af( tImt Suppose it was vised, "and you'll be fascinated a piuh bIlltk 1(ht nn(1 , Ple,,tv" 'couldn't see him. Hut I 1ft him "I- wonder where Hich j make love to me. And then siip- murmured Sybil. "He must have ; pnf,e i got him undeP a hlK arc forgotten he was planning tj light, and discovered that he was' marry me this morning.' 'absolutely villainous looking and "Sib! What do you mean?" 8nal,byf and dirty and everything. . Honestly, it seems tnat can-, talus are like ministers on the sea notaries, or Justices, or something. Hich thought It would be romantic to bo married In the harbor." "Hello, sweetheart!" Kustlsj come up win mi ii.tu., n.iK ..... . . ,lUu,lu !tllf. , ,,, whispered to him. 'I love you.' But you couldn't rail that "Then suppose next morning I read In the papers that he had beaten his wife, and run away from his seven hungry children. I'd hate him. wouldn't I? I'd loathe and despise him. Hut just the same he might have thrilled smiling, long-stemmed roses in j jj rus nana. i-ieno, -iaoei. v. nn a flourish he bestowed his flow ers. "All the way from Boston, and still fresh. The steward says he puts aspirin In tho water. Will thf-v flo. mv riarline. for a bridal hr.uni.et?" . .i1king, m I Sybil surveyed him humorous- love; could you, Ulch? It's sort of the same, you see." "But, Sybil, you foolish child, I'm not absolutely villainous Nor shabby, nor dirty? And i haven't a wife to ly. her nose "in their fragrance, bcal- nor 8tfVt'n uiiKry children her Cyes lifted in mocking gay ety. "Imbecile!" she retorted "Don't pay any attention to him Mab." u j "How much can a farmer! make in a ycurZ" asks" a magazine article. Nobody knows. A 'farmer never na? worked all year. at all." "Well, perhaps my argument wasn't very good. But I know what I mean, even If I can't vuy It." t Kustis Inughed as one humor-; "Does that mun at home thrill "No-o-o." "But, darling, don't Ing a stubborn child. ."The cap tain's shining his brans buttons, darling," he chided. "You mustn't you see spoil the party. You'll be Sy- that's because you don't love him ,bil's maid ot honor, Mab. And 'as you love me?" the first male wants lo bo bestj "Ob, he's much nicer than you man." j are, Hich. He hasn't all those "Maid of honor nothing!" horrid ideas." Mabel turned a scornful back. "How do" you know he hasn't?" Hiehard regarded her soberly.' "I Just know thut's all. And I Richard had his way. In the; next chapter Sybil pledges herself' and her love forever and for-; ever. I ; , . . j Health Nurses f Praise Meeting Enthusiastic over discussions and Investigations into problems' relating to public health. County j Health Nurses Miss Lydla Frlcko j and Miss Hazel McClelland, have returned from Hosehurg, where they attended the southern Ore gon health Institute which con-; vened In the Hosehurg Klk's tern-, pie. The morning Mission of the; meeting was devoted to a general! discussion of the growing Inter- est and forward trend In com- j munlty health. Dr. Hhlllp Ja-; cobs, publicity director for the t national tuberculosis association, spoke on the subject from the '. national viewpoint. Mrs, Sadie-, Orr Dunbar spoke on this sub- Ject from the state standpoint j and Dr. DeWalt Hayne, medical; director of the Douglas county health unit, from the community viewpoint. In tho afternoon, the public . health nurses held Interesting round table discussion on Record. Home Hygiene, and little moth er's classes, school nursing, and' organization. Miss Lydla Frlelte ; spoke on school nursing from the county nurse's standpoint. t Simultaneously with the nurses': meeting, a conference of seal sale! workers was held under the di rection of Dr. Jacobs, Mrs. Dun-i bar and Moyd Wilcox, publicity director for tho Oregon Tuber-' . culosls association. ' Mrs. A. H. Teribrook, chair man of the Klamath Chrlntmas Real campaign, accompanied Miss Frlcke and Miss McClelland to; Koncburg. p:'- : II 1 HP 1HIS SPECIAL OFFER UKES IT EASY FOR YOU O OWN ' ONE OF THESE NEW RANGES It's the new electric ranpo that everybody ia talking aljout the Weslinghousc with its Automatic "Flavor Zone" oven the only runge that first browns and then completes cooking without uny supervision. ::'$.f? Come in and let us show you what short work you can make of "three meals a duy" by cooking this most modern way. You'll be purticulurly interested in the special offer wc arc making right now. , v 1 It" ll.. ' Westinghouse P- THI ELECTRIC RANGE WITH THE AUTOMATIC "FLAVOR. ZONE" OVEN Special Introductory Offer $500 Dwn Balance in 18 Easy Monthly Payments. Liberal Trade-in Allowance on Your Old Fuel Range. The California Oregon Power Company Offices. Mcdford. Grants Pass. Roseburg. Klamath Falls-Oregon Yrekn. Dunsmuir-Califomia kjiwarrisj' m wwie fit iiTatf