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Friday, May 27, 1027
TT1E KLAMATH NEWS'
The Klamath News
Published avery morolnf except
Monday bj The Klamath Newt Pub
lUhlnf Company at 101-1 tl South
Fifth street. Klamath Falla, Oregon.
Official Paper for the City of KUnx
ath Falla and Klamath County
NATE OTTKRBEIX.Clty Editor
JLTNJ ZMMKHMAV
1 Advertising Manager.
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Entered aa aecond claaa matter
at the poatofflce at Klamath Falla.
Oregon, November IS, HI J, nnder
act of March 3, 187t.
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TOM WORD
As we go along life's path
way there are some friends we
meet not often, but at all
times we just know they are
all right And when by chance
that meeting comes it is like
living life over again and the
visit is a pleasant one.
Today we met Tom Word
yes, the same Tom Word you
know the old ex-sheriff of
Multnomah county; the big
he-democrat of Oregon, and
one of the best fellows in all
the world. Tom served from
1904 to 1915 as sheriff and
then he joined the government
forces and for ten years he
has been running down crim
inals. Probably he has put
more men in jail than any per
son in the west, yet he is uni
versally liked. He and Sher
iff Till Taylor of Umatilla
county each possess that rare
faculty of jailing a man and
still retaining his friendship.
Tom is now seventy years of
age, hut the youngest 70-year-old
you ever laid your eyes on.
It is only the last two months
that his hair shows much gray
and that is because fate de
creed that Tom should under- How often you hear, "there
go that deep sorrow of losing 'should be a law to prevent this
his helpmeet. Mr. and Mrs. land that" No, there should
Tom "Word were the exempli-'be no more, but there should
fication of happily wedded j be some common sense among
people, and all of their friends ; people and there would be no
admired the marked devotion J need for a lot of fool laws,
each possessed for the other. Law, law, law every time
In his long trips she was often 'you turn around it is an in
his companion and as age ! fraction of a law.
came on they both most grace- The last legislature added
fuly moulded their lives into
the era in which they lived.
With a fine family of children
which Kind Providence had
blessed them with, life was
certainly beautiful. But the
twain was rent asunder a few
weeks ago and Tom Word,
while the same companionable
gentleman, feels the loss of his
good wife most keenly.
Mrs. Word was always his
sweetheart and now he walks
life's' pathway alone. His
friends feel the deepest sym
pathy possible fur him. They
know his heart They know
his nature, and realize that the
world is not the same to Tom
Word today that it was a few
fehort week ago.
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THE POWER OF
ADVERTISING
For those doubting
chants who "can't see
advertising can do us
merr
that
any
good," The News gladly and
proudly calls attention to what
was accomplished in the sale
of the Lakeshore G.uens
home-site tracts a couple of
weeks ago.
With a well-plannod adver
tising campaign the agents for
this property sold practically
all of the available tracts in
less than one week.
In the first place, the ad
vertiser must have honest mer
chandise. He must give the
people value received for their
money. Having the honest
merchandise, he can sell it
provided he places it before
the people in a proper man
ner. n. ' r;
In the case of Lakeshoro
Gardens." honest merchandise
was being offered for sale. It
was being offered at an hon
est price. The desirability of
this tract for lakeside home
sites was placed before the
people in an attractive and cn
tertaining manner.
The public showed instant
; interest. They f'ocked out to
these tracts to see for them'
: selves just what was being of
fered for sale. 'And finding
; that the advertising carried a
truthful tnesage, they purchas
ed readily and speedily.
The same holds true in any
line of business activity. The
man who "has the right mer
chandise at the right price
can rest assured that it will
be purchased if he will only
place it before, the people in
a well-planned and consistent
advertising message. .
NEW LAWS TODAY
Today's the day Friday
when the work of the last leg
islature bears fruit if such
can be said of it
Anyway, there are 370 new
laws added to what we al
ready- have on the statute
books, that go into effect and
every citizen has that many
more strings around him to
prevent him falling in this
slippery pathway of life.
All of which reminds us
of the days when a man's
word was his bond and the
smoke-house door never had a
lock. We look back upon
those "lawless" days with
some
concern now, for they
were
law
"lawless" for lack of
not for the breaking of
the law.
Civilization has worked
wonderful changes and now
every "sap" who slips on a
banana peel immediately
starts out to have a law pass
ed to punish someone for his
own negligence and careless
ness. a basketful more for the over
burdened citizen to dodge and
juggle with. Thankful we
sre that some of the laws go
irg into effect today are re
pairs on existing laws, but
there are sufficient new ones
to drive anyone to strong
drink and then there is a
law to prevent you from drink
ing that strong drink.
Some day we will all get
tired of the vicious law circle
and the fool-killer will get
loose and do his stuff, after
which peace will reign and
everyone will again leave their
smoke-house doors open with
Hafety, probably.
CANBERRA, Australia. The
Duke of York and 600 other sub
ject of his royal father toasted the
king in orangeade and lemonade at
the official luncheon at the formal
dedication of Australia's new fed
eral capital here today. The absence
of rlnons liquids was due to the
law making the federal district
strictly dry.
PHILADELPHIA. Rather than
undergo the "monotony" of crossing
the ocean on hoard a luxurious lin
er. Miss Eily Carey, English scien
tist, made the trip on a freighter,
spending most of the time In the
stckehole oiling the' engines.
Clad in grease stained overalls,
she arrived aboard the British
freighter, London Mariner, from
London. She was puffing on a
cigarette, while she carefully oiled
a valre, when she was discovered
In the stoke-hole.
"I really do think that a woman
should do something rather than
simply look pretty," she said, after
explaining that the was on her way
to visit a tttr In New Mexico and
embarked cn the freighter to avoid
the "stupid orlbdoxy" of a voyage
aboard a palatial steamship.
irTxrn as the
f II Tl (Drak DAY THEY ;
Church Looks for
Cure for Unrest
SAX FRANCISCO, May 26, (AP)
Members of the special peace
commission appointed In 1955 to
find a cure for the unrest In the
Presbyterian church in the United
Stales today were completing tbeir
report in executive session for pre
sentation R the 'Presbyterian gen
eral assembly at the meeting next
Friday. The general'aasembly opens
here Thursday.
Members of the peace commission
stated, however, that they were
united In the belief that no doctrin
al dispute whatever . Is Involved.
They added that the report would
concern itself with an attempt to
Interpret explicitly the constitution
of the church as relating to the dis
puted rights of Presbyterians to be
the final judges for tbeir own can
didates for the ministry. Any con
teat over adoption of the report will
come from the floor of the assem
bly. Convention headquarters announ
ced that Dr. Clarence Edward Ma
cartney of Pittsburgh. Pa., former
moderator, would attend the as
sembly to pnsb his plan for restrict
ing recognition of divorce In the
Presbyterian church to divorces ob
tained for only one cause, adultery,
eliminating wilful desertion. Both
have been recognized by the church.
PACICIF COAST LF.AGIE
Club R. II.
Oakland 11
Hollywood 4 S
Club n. 11.
Sacramento . 12 IS
Missions 4 8
Club R. 11.
San Francisco 7 8
Seattle 2 S
Cluh n. II.
Los Angeles 7 8
Portland 0 2
Second game:
Club n. H.
Los Angeles 1 7
Portland E It
TILDF.V WINS
ST. CLOUD, France, May 26, (V.
P.) Without exerting himself Wil
liam T. Tilden, former world singles
tenis champion, survived the third
round of French hard court tennis
championship tilts here today when
he defeated It. Itodel of France, 6-2,
-l, -l.
;ui'ts of Miss Ilynon Mrs.
Madge Dalton and Miss Klna Jen
son are leaving Saturday for North
Rend where they will he the guests
of Miss Lois Ilynon over the Mem
orial day holidays.
llnlllngers Hero Mr. and Mrs. J.
llalllngcr of Wasco, Oregon, were
visitors In this city yesterday with
Wayne M. Akers and family and
Mr. and Mrs. D. W. Holloway. They
are returning . home following a
motor trip to points In California.
The well equipped X-Ray labor
atory at Klamath Valley Hospital
is Indispensable In investigating
difficulties of the cheat and abdo
men TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY
TWO FINE sleeping rooms. Phone
This Promises to be Harder Than Selling
Palm Leaf Fans to Eskimos
PROBABILITY JOINT
RAIL USE WIPED OUT
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south end of the O. T. right of way.
man hit Ih, VMnnil nn.t Airt I... v . 11
to more under picks and shovels al-
most at once. I
Laborers arriving here during
than neat w ! lik va vat n I h h swl In
thin air- only to reappfcnrtMn tho
huge camp established at the end -
of the logging line. Speculation ST. JOHNS. N, F.. May 25, (AP)
over possible use of the Shorlin-' The Danish schooner Albert ir
Hixon railroad had been prevalent riving at Uelleoram reports that an
here since the visit of A. J. Witchell, airplane was sighted 80 miles off
chief engineer for the O. T. and Cape Pine on Monday, May 9, the
J. H. W. Davis, chief engineer for j day Captains Nungeaner and Coll
the Great Norther, who imme- I were reported to have been sighted
AN " Wir
ft
Feel like a Million
every morning
If your breakfast cup sends you forth "feci'
ing like a million" whataworkadaydiffcr'
ence it makes! This can happen every morw
ing when your coffee-choice is M I B.
All because of a flavor a rich, full-bodied
flavor that spells contentment from first sip
to hit. What's more, this flavor is constant.
It's on the job every day just as you are.
Drink itasyou lik-e.strong,me-diumor
mild the same"rnilliqn
dollar" flavorofM j Hisalways
there to greet you at breakfast
. and"seeyou through" the day
M'J
meets every
Coffee,
tilatrly went into conference with
Shevltn-Illxnn officials.
Disclosure of the sudden movo
Into southern Pacific territory ex
pluins many of the secret moves of
the past week as generally regard
-d as a major victory for the Ore-
..
J ANOTHER REPORT OF
I NUNGESSER PLANE
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taste in
the dctteJIfnt
ow much
IfnofM J Byou
can UKtueachcup
tck-jiisc cf its con
cfr.tr.ittd strength
and rid.ncu
near Harbor Grace on their ut -
templed non-atop flight from Tarls
to New York. The report 1 being
further Invest Igatnd by the govern
Ulent.
i ape I'ine is a low nines auuin -
west of Cape Hare, the sutiiheiMtnru
tip of few Kouiullnml. llnllvoram
la on the New Kounulaud const
near 81. I'lurrlo.
Marcel special, S0e, with bot,
curl, flood, you bet. Hulto 111
Kerns llldg., IIIH Main tit. IMmnr
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The one way to enjoy a vacation!
Wcjr the ri;ht clothes at the rilit tmc
smart flunncli for the aummcr dunces unit
comfortuble knickers for lounpnff and sports.
For thut lust minute before train time
purchase let us su&;csl Dutchess Tmuxvrs unJ
Knickers in thut easily 'ncopiircJ puckuce
ith the Dutches "D" on the cover.
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Entrancing Music
Famous Plays ,
Bubbling Fun
Inspiring Lectures
ALL COMING TO
Dr. Roberts Parker
Miles
"Applesauce"
Dr. Alexander Cairns
Allpress All-Star Co.
The Scotts
You get it all on a Season Ticket for less than ono of tho
plays would cont anywhere else On Hale at tho
' following; places:
Chilcote & Smith
, Wilson Abstract Co.
All Drug Stores
AdulU, $2.50; Students, $1,50; Children, $1.00
Quality Delicatessen and Fish
PHONE 68 524 MAIN
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Fresh Today
Fresh Salmon
Fresh Halibut
Fresh Sole
Fresh Black Cod
Fresh Jack Smelt
Fresh Perch.
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Adding Machine &
Cash Register
Dalton Adding Machine
Company Sales & '
Service
George D. Knox
Valley Hotel
. Klamatb Kali,: Ore.
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Haskell Indian Band
"The Fool"
Ned Woodman
Lucille Elmore Revue
New Woodman
Junior Chautauqua
-r-Fresh Roe Shad
i-Frcsh Crab
Fresh Rock Fish
Smoked Salmon
pKippered Salmon
Kippered Sable Fish