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About The Klamath news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1923-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 5, 1925)
5 THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS SSS OFFICIAL PAPER FOR CITY OF KLAMATH FALLS Mnpaper Conducted in the Intents of All Klamath County; mtnout omw. uoa, or rerjuy Ah Independent Republican Paving His War Debt Publishers Column Heart t) "Let ua hare faith that right makes might, and In that faith let u to the end dare to do our duty aa we understand it." Abraham Lincoln. Probl B lira, tum What the Indians Want Too Much Is Plenty; Let Them Have It roung mat m,m Ifsat awl of i,tJ met m btfort. r or out ( ,Uc, It is quite all right for our noble Indians to get an advance of several thousands of dollars each on their timber sales. But what of the several very lean years that must elapse be tween the time many of them will have squan dered the lump sum and the time the next in stallments will have become due? The Indians say they want their money to get into the stock business. They also say they are ready for a final settlement with the government. A delegation is to be sent to Washington for immediate cash and final set tlement. Grave doubts must persist as to the wisdom of any of these overtures. Many of the Indians express these doubts. There, is no doubt that throwing open the . reservation will benefit Klamath Falls. There is no doubt that a $5,000,000 cash advance to the Indians would help Klamath Falls. But is a purely mercenary consideration to govern the solution of such a vital problem, to . the Indians? The reservation lands do, however, belong to the Indians. Perhaps it would be just as well to give them what they want. Throwing them on their own resources might, after all, prove their salvation here, or hereafter. Klamath Can Help Congress Has Real Talent to Toss Into Reclamation Muddle "Reclamation farmers as a class are not repudiators. That is not, the spirit of the West. But their -hopes have not been real ized." says the annual report of Dr. Hubert Work, secretary of the interior. In a spirit of frankness Dr. Work lays the entire reclamation problem on the boards in order that Congress may determine "an equit able and economically sound policy which will remedy existing evils and make impossible a recurrence of conditions which have demoral ized the Federal Reclamation Service." "All water users are not settlers struggling to pay for a farm, some are speculators," the report continues. Klamath water users know something of this. The speculators struggle not to pay their taxes, saddling them on the legitimate farmers. And with a slickness that makes the farmers like it, and pay for it. And the logical course out of Klamath's participancy in the general reclamation mes3 is, of course, for the farmers to send Messrs. Bradbury or Thomas to Washington right away quick. To play a real joke on Con gress, Charles Wood Eberlein, volunteer spir itual advisor to the district board, should be sent along as a guiding light. o Growing of sugar beets is stressed in the annual report of C. A. Henderson, county agent. The great Klamath country is to hear much more about this important industry. fcS " Sunny Dick Says He falls on them! The medicos are not bo slow. They'vo made a molur-drlvcn pump For blood transfusion. To avoid confusion. "It measures blood, while vic tims Jump. As the bright gas filling sta tion pumps the breath of life back Into tired, anaemic cars, ao this natty new brass device pumps the hot, pulsating blood of anoth er Into s tired anaemic person ac curately measuring the quantity as It does ao. Dig fret are no-v authorit.iti.'e ly stated to' be an indication of good nature. to mrt. huvo big feet because they are good nat nrcd or uru hey i:nod niUured bo cause they j.r.e bl feet? In other words, to state the problem concisely, which came first, the hen or tho egg.? Dinner Stories I'd like to know the name of the mean, low-down cuss In the pool parlor yesterday who made that crack about our Indiana. He heard somebody say that the poor red men who are starving on their 160 acres each on the reservation want a 15.000,000 loan from the government at once against the $17,000,000 In reservation timber sales contracts which are signed up. The redskins say they want the gold to Improve their land and buy stock. This low-brow yelled, "Yes, they'll buy stock all right In a brewery." Oranges, apples, automobile and whatnot are cheapest and most plentiful where they grow or are made. Rut recently new extremes of this law have been demonstrated to the visiting thousands In Florida during tho recent dcvestatlng floods. They found (hat Florida water in Florida does not always come In neat bottles marked, "Florida Water For tho Fastidious Ilrnss er," but In Its home state is free and delivered wholesale. Observatory Man Willi A I'.c cord For Good (iucsscs Predicts Quakes As Severe As Snnta n.ir bara For New Kngland In Next 2 Years Alta boy! trcat'em rough. Those darn, superior New Kug landers have been making rule remarks about our Pacific coast earthquakes Just about long enough. They think they're so secure on their old, granite hills. Just wait till their "solid" gran- French Survive Another Crlsts--Yes. poor Frsggles, they sure have a lot of bills to pay this Christmas. I know Just how they feel. Cliillni s I'iftiirinI Cro.- Wji.I IYV n i ,i 7 -nr Running Across. Word 1. An animal which little Black Knmho. in the picture, met in the Jungle. Plural. Word 4. Help, assistance. Wor'' 6- Distant, not near. Word 0. A country in Europe. I Running Down Word I. A river in England. Word a. The Supremo Ueinir. Word :i. A city in Pennsylvania Word 5. A whim or craze popu lar (or a time. . SATURDAY'S PUZZLE " ANSWERED S LhJ A J-rJ jl M tp.CE IE EE : . A lanky country youth entered tl:e crossroads itr-nerul store In order some groceries. Ho was seventeen yearn old and was pass ing through that stage of adol escence during which a boy seems nil hands and feet, and his. vocal organs, rapidly developing, are wont to cause his voire to under go sudden and Involuntary chan ges from high treble to low bass. In an authoritative rumbling bass voire he demanded of the busy clerk, "Civs ma can of torn" i then, his voice suddenly changing to a shrill falsetto, ho continued) "und a snck of flour." "Well, don't bo In a hurry. I inn t wall on both of you at onco." snapped the clerk. A woman missionary In China was taking tea with a mandarin's eight wives. Tho Chinese ladles examined her clothing, her hair, her teeth, and so on. but her feet especially nmatcd them. "Why," cried one, "you enn work as well as a man!" "Yes, to be sure," said the mis sionary. "Can you ride a horse and swim, loo?" "Yes." "Then you must bo as strong as a man!" "I am." "And you wouldn't lot mnn beat you not even If he was your husband would you?" Paying fifty rents a month for newspaper Is regarded as small matter by some. It has mora Importance than Is readied generally. Losses on circulation accounts are not huge, and do nut seriously affect the Incomes of the newspapers. The loss la vsry apt to be more serious to the Individual. e Losses on circulation vary from one to ten per cent as s usual thing, depending on the character of the community and ths systems of distribution and collection. Pome newspapers, struggling for circulation, would rather take a loss on circulation than not have It. Those newspapers which have reached the point ot saturation at which uo higher rate ran he had for advertising commence to Invoke a weeding out process. II la only fair to their sdrertlsers that they do so. e Two newspapers In Dan Fraue laco. at least, -will not tolerate unpaid subscriptions. It Is en tirely up to the route men If a subscriber gels newspaper. Let the subscriber fall to pay his sub scription and his papr Is stopped Immediately. Many of the route men demand that subscriptions be paid III advance. . see The larger rlty dallies. New York for Instance, distribute to district agents. The agents are very Independent and will not take the trouble to deliver papers In an adjacent block. "Corns and . g' t. It." they aay, "There's no money In delivering." A sub scriber Is fortunate to live In a district where the agent will leave the paper at his door. (Jo to tho newspaper office and try to pay for a subscription and yuu nro told to see the agent. : e ' J Many cities have close co-operation hotween ths credit associa tions and the newspapers. If a auhacrlber refuses to pay hla subscription bill his credit la hurt all along the line with ths merchants. as It la a modern custom with newspapers to sell their circula tion. A trained circulation man ager pays tho newspaper a yearly bum for the circulation. He must, to make a living, keep the losses, down to the minimum. This system leaves the publisher free In serve the renders by giving (him a better newspaper. It as sures ths advertisers that the cir culation Is not of a deadhead character. The prlnclpls Involved Is sim ple. It only means that It a newspaper Is worth having It Is worth paying ths price. wouldn't," tho mis- "Indeed I Blonnry said. The mnndnrln's eight wives looked at one, another, nodding their hcad;(. Then tho oldest said softly: "Now I understand why the for eign novii never has more ono wife. Ho Is afraid!" than Dark green watnrnronf nnnos mny bu bought and used to covor "P pots and cans that hold your honao plants. A few cheorful plants will offset the Inck of what am termed "art objects." L. M. AND E, (5.: I see no harm In girls of 15 being brought home from a church party by hoy friends who attended ths party. It would not' be proper, however, to Invito tho in into your home at that late hour. 1, II. II. Rievenson, seeretsry of The Klamath News Publishing cfimpnny, depose and say that tho following are tho holdors of the entlro Issue of capital stock of The Klamath News Publishing company, a corporation: MYRON fllini) NATK OTTKItflElN WALTER HTRONACH II. II. HTEVKNHON. That nn others are financially Interested III any manner whatso ever; that no person other than those named above, no corpora tion, no company, nor any Indiv idual or individuals havs sny fi nancial Interest In any manner In The Klnmoth News Publishing company. Further that no cor poration, no company, nor any Individual other than those above named has any control over Iho policies of this newspaper In any manner whatsnover. Anv state ments to ths contrary, either lm PI ed or otherwise, are false and misleading. n. If. STEVENSON; Seereinry, Klamath News Pub- llshlng company. Attest: Walter West, notary public In and for Klamath catinly, Oregon. My commission expires February 2. 1929. him to cubs to ,J The Dsn B, ocslre to know aim ns any M lo him tli,a , J may, ; " A WIFE'! lesr Mrs. Tho J band told B, k( siarrled that I bid kiss his bretter. law, and they Ui kiss uie. II, womenfolks tlthn yeuoiccr broih.n months sgo. 1 1, fcj ouly three rxrt went to ir him and met bli ill, When he i'.ti again aad nut ku time. HU kj visited as for i n my husband took he kissed her fool or wrong Is uju, Ynu are right ui your huibsij nil I place. And In Just liniiitu on il "what Is ssait tut Isn't satin lor lit be your 1m-u J kiss your latest I didn't hius ski: Maybe aft tiui.J ' leulcnt 0 IS Ki lo the beteanl 1 Py feellog. 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