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About The Klamath news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1923-1942 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 21, 1925)
OFFICIAL PAPER FOR CITY OF KLAMATH FALLS An Independent Republican Xevspapcr Conducted In the Interests of All Klamath County; Without Guile. rwT TT7 TZT A TVvT A TTJT H ATT V NfF.WS . .m FAIiJ 1 JT111 IVlVlVl 11 JLJTVA JLV A x f f SATURDAY, NOVEMBERS I Subsidy or Perfidy "Let Ui have faith that right make might, and in that faith let ns to the end dare to do our duty a wo understand it." Abraham Lincoln. Power and. the Fool The Sam; Yesterday. Today and- 'Fiftecn or twenty years ago a man who thought he was "daring," got drunk, then took an automobile filled with other htiman beings and started out cn what ha3 been popularly termed a "joy ride." That man thought he was daring, or fig ured himself as a reckless dare-devil, fearless, afraid of nothing. So he thought. Shortly after he started out on his "joy ride" his mental processes of reasoning, un balanced by the "Dutch courage" of liquor, he failed to note the end of a flat car protrud ing out into the highway on a railway crossing. The automobile struck the edge of the flat car. Death, excruciating pain, mangled hu manity, domestic complications resulted all because of the unbalanced reasoning of one individual. . Before a stern judge, angered that a man could be so forgetful of others as to take, by blind foolishness, that which he could not give back, the driver of that auto huddled in naked fear, presenting anything but the appearance of a dare-devil, recklessness and manhood and . anything else all gone. His sane reasoning thad returned, and with it he listened to these words: ' -...-- "An automobile is a powerful engine of destruction when improperly handled." Not one in 50,000 of these highway speed ers would last one minute if given an oppor tunity on a track with a really high-powered car, drunk or sober. And for a display of cheap acting they will risk another's life, maim still others and so on. It was the. same yesterday, perhaps today, and Much Ado About Nothing Something Is Wrong With Something I If He Doesn't Have Great Thanksgiving It Won't Be their Fault Within the past month all we have heard as regards criticism of the air and naval forces of the country is that something is wrong with the "other fellow." The latest comes from a mimic war some where in the vicinity of the Hawaiian islands. History has proven that an anti-aircraft gun gets about one in a million aircraft and that is, perhaps, only chance. Anti-aircraft guns had been used effective ly as a barrage, to turn aircraft, but in the past war it ha3 been more chance than anything when an aircraft gun has brought' down an aeroplane. Somebody is right. It would appear that if careful cognizance were taken of well meaning men's opinions, instead of expensive attempts to defend one's jobs, official pride, and what not, were to guide the contending parlies, much more bene fit would be derived by the people who pay the bills if an actual war were to transpire. r J j . t "SammHs" mat una, suave- ' , , , i Sunny Dick Says A strange, erratic comet ., Is (djscqvered afa,r. ; Tt said It's Colonel Mitchell's Guiding star. A certain organization of negro worker.) In the United States an nounces with pride that It now has seven men and three women in Russia training for the Russian dlplrmatic service. The outlook for Kd diplomacy In dark. yKamools" .Amatuna. suave voiced, two-fisted Million ruler of Chicago' underworld, die with two julletsjn the Lack of his mck. There was a u'ig public fiinrrM.' eut.hc?. furled tii be ; bnried Wilhotit'btlleYil Jit cl4i?' ' It is mighty refreshing to find the clergy had the backbone to let him lie buried the same way ho had lived. Dinner Stories Th number of casualties dur ing the open game season those year Is stiti tllnK. .' And yet somo say it Is surprising that there are not n great many more linnlerj shot considering how many are half shot. XT I Cliilil ren's Pictorial , I'ross Word PnI'. The supreme court of Wiscon sin tl'-crees thnt Colonel Mitchell of ti e United States' air service must pay 13.000 a year ,lo his first wife for the support of his two children ill addition to the tl.ROO they are already costing him. The youngsters take after their daddy. Their mother keeps afwr him. Itu-ninK .Vrims. - I I It .hu'jrcacd lhe( jole,cr day. Qui! ,jrirwUf iimiIi. ulsied a most harrowing tragedy. "Kir." yelled pedestrian sud denly, "vou stuck your umbrella In my eye." "('Ii. no. sir." replied the genial i Idiot. "1 assure you that you ero i tutetaken." "Mlttaken!" yelled the Injured one "Mistaken! I tell you I know when my own eye Is In J ii red." "Doubtless you do. sir." replied tho genial idiot. lut you don't knov my umbrella. I borrowed this one yesterday." The only negro in May's Land ing, N. J., is dead. He ban been a po. r barber and then cigar ven der thero for year. His only friends were books. He left $100, 000 to his city for a school gym nasium and playground. It Is evident that ho used the same cau tion 'n selecting his friends as ho did his Investments. Vet ho wnnts others to be more sociable. Ite'ore tho House Ways and Means committee hearing on re ducing taxca, William A. Brady said In part: "I'm fur putting the men who produce these mu sical piays showing bare legs and bare women In states prlxon." lie also stated that his wlfo, his daughter and himself have to lake their company to "the sticks" to make a living, nnd that the pres ent theatrical spoken drami mean enough entirely the hard for him Wtrd 1. What -h, little mt'ti in t -.e ri'-'ure end t!c rtmv "Scow W'ic r, 'n .. , , (.!!(, . Word 4 T'w hVf; and m..-t rentier n f cn.sriai.i- m "l -n the "orc. i Wrrd .i. V'll i: . A h-nrlnff-laj-t'ns. e' , am c.-.!d. aingulur! Rurn'ng I t.wn. vcrd 1 A rninfd tr- ---v , hi-. P ami. Word T!u l.i. name of the f v'ioti Pr'.-ill "' , . ..'.'r,'t vou !Pk for yourseir. Ji -?' YAH 3. Pat of fivae. YESTK."I1AV'S IU.ZZI.K A.-HVM:i;1.I wenpon fiat) i ii 1 ': e Uli Me it, MM tax Is killing the . KAf, U?4''J' ' There are those KFW,,, ' T to hint that It i,.i ; lM$.Kf- Tf-li..-'i ,a, .hat makes ,t j Mtm to earn a living. MaaSiM' ' n thief?" A young married man met a f riei d of his bachelor days, and Insisted on his coming home with him to dinner. . Hl wifo was un prepared for visitors, and calling him aside told lilni that she had only a few oysters, and thnt whon the friend had eaten his quota of six ho must not be asked to take any more. In spite of his prom Ise remember, when tho guest had eulen his six, the host pressed him tn take more. The wife look ed distressed and the friend de clined. The husband Insisted, the wife looked agony, and the guest firmly refused to hnvo tho rest of the ovMters brought from ho kllclmn. Later tho wife said to hor hus band: "How could you urge him to have mora oyslers after I had ex plained t y ,ln, ,ll(,ro wmn.t any more?" "' "" v,,r "Try." Klid (he pen Hent husband, "hut I frKol a)1 about It." It! What do was kicking vou "Forgot about Oil Hlippose mull i the tabu "Hut you didn't kick me." A farmer was accused of hay. "'"Klored his neighbor. "'"'I yn call hi,,, rnKan , a liar?" "Yes I did." Hi ... ,n" "l" nn call h, I forgot that." Publishers Column llnrniiin la credited with the statement thnt the people Ilka to h 'fooled. Apparently they do. Thnt la - about one, flarnum had sufficient foresight and knowledge of human nature to spring a dew game on them each aeasnn. e e lMltnra and publishers who are without the sagacity of the old srnwiuan, try to fool their read ers. For a lime they fatten. Khori'v their publishing property takes a downward trend In value. It la at this time they grow fero cious They try to ne the. edi torial bludgeon. This partakes the ualure of a threat, the weapon of an arrant coward. It la a con temptible practice. Happily, In his day and wge there Is llltle of it i e e T' ere la a simple reason why a publisher cannot successfully foot people- he has facta with whlrh to reckon. The street fuklr sella a worthless uftli le fur your quar ter, regardless Its worth It la a concrete something. You buy It. you find you have been stung, and buy no more. The publisher who fools you has something ab stract to peddle, usually In the negative. e e In other words, what he ped dles la untruths, distorted half truths, wordy nothings. Ills one sinister purpose la to lead bla roade-t away from fart. The real facta have a way of arising to the aurf..ce. Ink or Inquisitions can not keep them down. The people can be fooled fur a time only by any publisher. Ills methods cannot change. The only thine he can change Is ownership. Ho must peddle the same old stuff, tioon he Is forced tn null and move to other fields. e e e It Is the nature of some people to strive for gain by use of un holy methods of graft in city, state and nation. Nome politician- are In thla class. They, too, thrive on fooling people for a lime. The unscrupulous publish er and the crooked politician are usually bed-fellows. Tb.i people like to be fooled for 1 time. K're -long we shall have 27.. 000,000 automobiles In America. Cueas whether we're bragging or complaining Louisville Times'. A cheap suit la comparatively safe until some Ingenious vllllan succeeds In crossing a boll weevil with a moth. Flint Journal. Three blind men nro rnndldnles for office In Jersey. Illlml offi cials can't wink at violations of the law.---Wlnsliin-Raleni Journal. I. 11. II. Hterenson, secretary of The Klamath News Publishing company, depose and say thnt the following are the holders of the entire Issue of capital stock of The Klamath News Publishing company, a corporation: MYltON llllltl) NATK OTTKKBF.IN WALTKH BTrtONAril H. H. 8TKVKNHON. . ' That no othera are financially interested In any .manner whatso ever: that no person other than those named above, no corpora tion, no company, nor any Indlv Idunl or Individuals have any fl nanclal Interest In any manner In The Klamath News Publishing company. Further that no cor i m" , ?"' no '0,'Pty. nor any individual nlhnr than thoso above named has any control over tho policies of this newspaper In any manner whatsoever. Any state menta to the contrary, either Im- . ., olner''. are false and misleading. H. H. STEVENSON, i Tt?Ty- Klnm Newa l-tth-Attest """P'ty. 'or Klamath county, Oregon. - ivlo "P'rei February Heart (ftf "y Mre. Bu-) 'ltToi.DHoWto B NAhnir. J '' Mr.. Th.. loved a aaa year, old, ad also loves he show. , h look, every itttel e..ns hungry t,,,, higher thing, , Hod and euraitj. fc ll seen,., m i, BJ Mas. physically n, ly. Oh, bow lots feallied line , ilut ( have M rl,hl Ho la a married n,, ya kept thU ( lleve that oooMi1m love for him. I know And I IMH toward me as if see It. Iio you ttil ak ahead and marry ks, when t know ihti Ivve him a. thu OuJ There teems to U b and yet I Ilk, B, say t!iey )0v. m,. ej my puwer to kill tkJ can do no mar J from others. Shalt I J Dtarrr some oo. ui happy? The pessimist Is a man who would enjoy the Jolt of putting up "detour" eigne. Lafayette Journal. ti i r Sat tl tiri Yo't have do riVt , man while loriag imJ surely want to kll sj the other, culllnuiJ for his wife. Prrbipa perfe.-t at home, leitaf . ' -" - ptia come less iursrun "perfect" hardly itt If he Is so dlisotonW llnue to com, to mJ rled man. k kt n his love. uivKsn Dear .Mrs. Timac I have fallen la lei der If this Is Iks passing Infsimik t lattri, how loaccukSal since met hus. Iso bout hi ra all the Hat. ways on my mlsf all get him. I hantrHs cause he has morel Ii It does not sees ull Ing the meaaliau I others as I did etunll not enloy mywlfni"! wonder If I should t cause t only setmi kll being with soneoM dsl out with other II all Want to kiss s.u to ho kissed. I can't iM Ing 'hem, enperliltt ' mind Is on another. Ik ed me fair, Just at h'd. oilier girl, aad hum" ed love. . We wen I that' i all, and I kinM love him so murk can I do? I dldn'rln" love Mm like this, l love' It seems lht but what caa I do? W to forget him, beranl been trying to do t time now and I on shall I do? WINNIB.Wl You say "doa't tll "i ..I htm?" Thea wki"1! e.n I alve von? R H ested In you, Ik" ml Ing else you can do. J The teleph'ons Il'l York hottl tm" '1 ir llie,hoalrtll" morlns"a)W!U,.y, she r'lneit T I aald:'-"Hello. i(nd-'o hnlel?" ,, . ' ) "Wfiy, po." ,w"a "Thla l the jSoch-"'' j "Oh. all rUM. li.... -kt iin Jm r , where I I i The cash vott" q'ulto popular-wl'"- , mtn.SPrlngrield;
