The Klamath news., November 19, 1925, Image 4

OFFICIAL PAPER
CITY OF KLAMATH
1 "Let m bare faith that
thai faith let u to the end
understand it." Abraham
Special Invitation
Bring Canvassers To Klamath
Merchants of Klamath Falls are fighting
an army of direct 3ales agents. Down in Cali-,
fornia they are invoking a new law to the same
purpose. The salesman must show at the city
license bureau a list containing the names of
persons upon whom he is to call that day.
Names of folk who do not desire to be bother
ed with canvassers are checked off his list.
.
This fight is wrong, all wrong. The mer
i chants should invite all the direct salesmen in
i the cour.try to Klarr.ath Falls. The more they
I come the less welcome they will be. The di
rect selling houses have nothing of genuine
.value. Their long suit is specialties or novel
t'es, for which there is little real need. Their
one method is to put over a five cent article
with a five dollar talk. If they sell a $1.00
silk stocking for $1 .50 they persuade you into
believing it is a $2.00 article, with more talk
than it takes to sell a $ 1 ;000 automobile.
: Invite more of these direct salesmen to
town, Mr. Merchant. The housewife is not to
j be stung all her life.
sad experience where
values.
Admiral Sims, in no
come to the support of Cel. William Mitchell
i in the latter's criticism of the navy.. The old
j admiral, now retiied, car. say what he likes.
I without danger of being placed under military .
I arrest for speaking his mind. . Undoubtedly
; Mitchell has voiced some truths in his criti
; cisms. ; Admiral Sims, a man who has given
his life to the service, seems to think so, any
way. o
i Just recently the Coos Bay and North Bend
communities adopted a resolution endorsing
( the Crane-Odell cross-state railway line, a
I railway line which would leave Klamath Falls
' s'detracked. For the benefit of this city and
Klamath county, it i3 to be hoped this fond
i dream of a rail terminal at, North Bend will
! not be realized at the expense of this community.
The approval by the English house of
commons of the Locarno treaty, if accomplish
ing nothing else, has given added strength to
the principles of arbitration.
Concerning Britain's communist M. P., it
is well to note that he got his money before he
got his theories.
The hard part isn't
but to reconcile yourself to keeping it when it
looks like that.
o- .
It is hard to distinguish between one's con
science and the fear that the neighbors
wouldn't approve. ,
rTHE KLAMATH DAILY NEWSsSSi
v;-- r, I in the Intents of All Klamath County; Without Guile. Subsidy or Perfidy
An Independent Republican Newspaper CondiuUd tn tne innni I
FOR
FALLS
right makes might, and in
dare to do our Jury at wo
Lincoln.
She will soon learn by
she can get genuine
uncertain terms has
to make the car last,
i i : The Critic
'! T.VT urTJ NOrOOO
Vj tHAT's ocrnN- away !
fillip
Sunny Dick Says
-'Der Grace,
1 found my old husband
Today," she typed.
She meant to say "hatband,"
Which would have been right.
Then the ran to the baby.
This bride of a year.
And then went for a walk.
. But ber hubby was near.
He read and he raved, ,
And now neighbors sigh
That these two are strangers -But
I think It's a lie.
Clover's big town clock is on
the Job again. If a penny was
paid to Glover every time a per
son looked at that big plain face
the clock's face in a year or two
there'd be money enough on hand
to hang the clock high up in the
air and build a dandy stone build
ing and tower under It.
Red negroes, flaming red. Well,
live and learn. That many black
men are red came to light at the
recent meeting of the American
Negro Labor Congress In Chicago.
It was frankly a communist af
fair, with the president lately re
turned from a year in Russia,
studying.
Mr. and Mrs. Coolldge declined
the offer of an apple pie for
Thanksgiving from the Girls'
club of Vermont university. Hav
ing no girls of their own how In
the world do the Coolldges know
so much about college girls' cook
ing? Still, probably Mrs. Coolidge
was i girl herself once.
Three Men Wounded During
Gun Play in Smoking Car. De
tective and Two Burglar all In
Serious . Condition. "It was a
pretty rough game," as they say
In football.
Theda Bara, famous movie vam
pire, swears off. Going In for
high comedy exclusively. Bays
the vamp business is too easy,
anyone can do it. Now, Theda,
listen. It It Isn't a cane of hour
grapes,' which It sounds like, ad
mit that It's because "once bit
ten twice shy" Includes vamp vie-
--- '
tims as woll as others. You've
been working at vamping quito a
while, you know.
Cattlemen who lease Tule lake
lands are on the peck. They
threaten to pout this duck hunt
ers' paradise if so-called sports
men don't quit shooting up their
cattle. And I say they're Jolly
well right. When an alleged hunt
er gets so bad that he can't tell a
cow from a goose It's time he was
taking the Keelcy cure.
Children's Pictorial
Cross 'Word Puzzle
Running Across.
Word 1. The firrt nam.-, of a
very popular ri.bbit children read
r.ith about.
Word 4. To be in possession of
weapons. "The Pirates -were
tn the tect'..."
Word 5. A domestic animal,
liunni . Down.
Were! 1. A fruit.
Word 2. On who subdues wild
bea.ti.
Word 3. Tho upper port of a
range of hills ,,r mountains.
SATURDAY'S ITZZLB
AN 8 WICK ED
1 '''lii.'- T"",
71 x.mrv:iUhAra
few
J
c&
I 'a
Dinner Stories
Casey and Itiley agreed to ant
tie their dispute by a fight, and It
was understood that whoever
wanted to quit should say
enough." '
Casey bad Riley down and was
hammering him unmercifully when
Riley called out several limes,
"enough!"
As Casey paid no attention, but
kept on administering punish
ment, a bystander said. "Why
don't you let him up? Don't you
hear him say he's got enough?"
"I do," said Casey, "but he's
such a liar you can't believe him."
Uncle Kph'm hsd put on clean
collar and his best roat, and was
walking majestically up and down
the street.
"Aren't , yoo working today.
Uncle?" asked one of hit ac
quaintances. "No, suh. I'se celebratln' my
golden weddln', suh."
"Yon were married fifty years
ago today?"
"Yes, suh." a
"Well, why Isn't your wife help
ing you celebrate It?"
"My present wife, suh," replied
Uncle Eph'm. with dignity, "ain't
got nothln' to do with It. She's
de fo'th."
An Irishman had trouble with
his eyes and consulted a doctor.
The doctor told him fo take his
choice; that he must atop drink
ing or go blind.
The Irishman turned the propo
sition over In his mind nwhllo,
and said, "Woll, I'm slvlnty-two
years old now. I bolalve I hove
seen iverything worth seeing'."
We used to think that Insanity
was frequently the cause for much
crime. Nw when we note tho
methods many lawyers employ In
setting crlmlnnls off we think It
fan bo said that crime Is the
ause of Insanity Gold Hill
News.
Herb Hoover advises us to buy
he winter's coal now. A lot of
us are last winter's. -Sandtrnky
Reporter.
i i
Publishers Column
1( publisher wishes circula
tion only, and Is without moral
acruples, he can get It. This ap
plies, however, mora particularly
to mainline than to newspapers.
While some niagailnea can make
money without any but the poor
eat grade of advertising, a heavy
circulation, without generous ad
verting support, Is Impossible
for a newspaper, and will quickly
kill It.
S3
Publication of cheap, sensation
al mutter will always attract a
certain type of reader Interest. It
Is an appeal to the baser passion
that few publishers car to make.
Within the past few years there
have been soma notorious exam
ples of magatlnea with the sex
appeal placed foremost. Scan
ning of their pages for reputable
advertising will be In vain. Fake
jewelry ads and beauty secrets
will be the rule.
.
Such a publication must be
manufactured for about eight
rents copy and sold to the
wholesale distributer for about
thirteen rents. The reader pays
twenty-five cents for It, the dif
ference having been divided
among the various units of dis
tribution. With a circulation of
one million the publisher will net
a profit of 150.000 on a single
Issue.
No paper would dre to lower
Itself to the depths of some msg
aalnes. The newspaper goes Into
the homes dally. The magatlnea
that carry sex appeal get post
the portal of an American home
surreptitiously. If at all.
"Hhall I wrap It up?" asked the
dealer of a cheap tnagatlne buyer.
"Saw, tear the cover off," Is
the reply.
The cost of publishing a coun
try dally newspaper Is far greater
than Is the cost of getting out a
maraxlne of the "confession" type.
A New York staff writer has been
known to sit down at the type
writer and not quit until be bad
written mora than enough of love
confessions, all true, to fill the
entire Issue.
Yet, because It Is the easiest
way some newspapers will plsy
around the raw edges of human
ity, recognising, however, a point
at which they stop. Hut these
newspapers are proven not to be
tbo beat advertising medium.
. The New York Times commands
greater rate for advertising
spare than do other New York
newspspers with far greater cir
culation. It Is the easier and
cheaper way to play down to the
mob. " Hut It Is the better class
of readers which count. The gon
ulne appeal makes for reader re
spect and long continued success.
W. H.
t, H. II. Stevenson, secretary of
The Klamath News Publishing
compnny, depose and say that the
following are the holders or the
entire issue of capital stock of
The Klamath News Publiuhlng
company, a corporation:
HYHON HUHD
NATH OTTKRREIN
WAIVTKR HTHONACH
H. II. BTEVENSON.
That no others are financially
Interested In any manner whatso
ever; that no person other than
those named above, no corpora
tion, no company, nor any Indiv
idual or Individuals have any fl
niinelal Interest In any manner In
The Klamath News Publishing
company. Further that no cor
poration, no company, nor. any
Individual other than those above
named has any control ovor tho
policies of this newspaper in any
manner whatsoever. Any state
ments to the contrary, either Im
plied or othorwlse, are false and
misleading.
R. II. STEVENSON.
Secretary, Klamath News Pub
lishing company.
Attest:
Walter West, notary public In and
for Klamath rmintv. rtwitns.
My commission expires February '
2. iv in.
pMtiliDtiuu.
tor a worn,,
muit
mi,
whu has Mints
makes a BUul
believe.
A J"UBg to
Mn. TV
ry much u
tlorsJ
I sui hat dot!
My iliac. H
m to haitsi
Mb,,
la a homt-lorlni
of having i ,
fesslonal yogI(
not wish to ik,,,
doireallc lilt.
" you ntrri!
duty to mikt
able and a l
you hare at
life but prrftti
la fairness to
break the tatm
loving naa
to be of prlau la;
life, as vol ynl
KIIK WUtLD
Dear Hta. TV.
ma-rled wonu
two bojri acel I
old. Wnri I
I loved hla i
on loving hla
being bus isi
now I ilnplr at
him tones m. I
body, and I
just don't Istf
ills I
has bees fothln
of ways. 1 aai:
my mlMraUtUh
always bytltf
another csim.W
any bet nr. lb
kill hlmult Ilia-
other fhtnrt. U
when ht Mssl
I believe U Ui
while stile im
cause for irtntm
what raa I it' I
to bring op W ol
nothing but on !4
er. Please Ml
good boas In H
It would K
plsre your bebtosl
need you. NoM
a much forlbasl
lieve yon solid M
talnlng a lP "
your husband, f
lowanre each a"0
port of yourself 1
him undenuulUi!
he has ktned foirl
the only wT
by proving nlaul"
If he shows
take him bacfc
proper length ot U
the same, then ft
why yoo should"'"
rorce. Yoo are ww
solution of the prM
you still hansM'
left lo enjoy.
'
FIASCB a !
Dear Mrs. ThooP"1
gsged to a yoM "
think the'worlJf1,
Is one thing bo' w
He hss no table
I am so embarrw!
out with him lbt'b
agoing any pl u
Please tell I10
hlm to Improve V
Ithout hurt"' 1
wny wit
He loves yoo en
marry you. sod
Offended If "
that he eats too
lessly. Obtain
etiquette and .urt-'
of yon go
.hould be g1d "
to know belief;
t'J