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About The Klamath news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1923-1942 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 18, 1925)
I OFFICIAL PAPER FOR CITY OF KLAMATH FALLS "Let ni hare faith that that faith let us to the end understand it." Abraham Sic.) Early Only Six Weeks To Xtnas Christmas is new about six weeks hence. Eight days into the near future Thanksgiving "will be celebrated. The holiday season- is upen us again, together with winter. The stores are bceming with smart things. In fit ting fashion, stronger than all others com bined, have these two holidays, climaxed by New Year's day, wrought themselves indelibly upon the American people. Thanksgiving and Christmas co-mingle more strongly as the years pass. Our grandmothers fashioned bountiful batches of mince meat for both Thanksgiving and Christmas. The plum pudding for Christ mas was made about the same time. Now adays, Klamath women, in keeping with the fashion of .the times, begin the Christmas shopping prior to Thanksgiving and immed- . iately thereafter do their mailing of festooned packages. Some of this is, no doubt, traceable to the early shopping campaigns of past seasons. There was a time when Christmas week was a mad rush. There are still the last min ute shoppers, and always will be. All of us can not have well-ordered, provident exist ences, and plan successfully for the weeks to come. Some even mourn the squandering of our last summer's wages, during -Christmas week. " Witness the hard-working, happy-go-lucky lumberjack. But are not the more fortunate ones those who carry the spirit of Christmas cheer on over Thanksgiving, and who do not wait for the swelling, irristible tide of the last week, when the heart of the hardest man melts in the utter warmth of joyous hearts? One Cause To Klamath Citizens Representative Loring M. Black, demo crat, of New York, has taken issue with Presi dent Coolidge on the latter 's apparent apathy in respect to the anthracite coal strike in the east. The representative believes that Presi dent Coolidge could call the operators and 'miners together, with a view to an amicable settlement of their difficulties. All of which may be true, but an achieve ment more far-reaching would be some way to learn just how those responsible can think up each year some new plausible cause for the annual coal troubles. For twenty years or more all anthracite mining troubles appeared in the fall of the year. Shut-downs, strikes and what-not are evident just when nipping sting of Jack Frost compels the consumer to sigh his sigh, dig a little deeper and wait for the operators, miners, or whoever is respon sible, to "spring a new one" next year. In this respect Klamath folk can be thank ful they may keep their families warm at a fairly reasonable cost. v Aii Independent Republican Nevxpaper c right makea might, and dare to dp our duty a t Lincoln. Be Thankful Can Burn Wood THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS Conducted The Sunny Dick Says Little Orphan Annie t.. ilea away with a great big maunie. Dut be flew away with a bird on the stage. So Annie's back tU the orphanage. There Is no limit to the ingenu ity of modern divorce lawyers, oiipecially when there is no limit to their potential fees. The mil lionaire youth. Edward Kips nhinelandcr. 1h seeking a divorce on the grounds of color blindness. Of course. It was a severe cane; he couldn't tell black from white. Might- oaks from little acorns grow. Esthonia recently funded her debt to us and made first payment, $1441, in advance. Not to bo outdone by a little two-for-a-nlckle country like that, Italy now makes her first payment In advance. It's $&,00il.0IHi. Now, France, can't you hear us calling you? A Judge, u gentleman of obvi ous erudition, assorts that the chief cause of divorce Is that wives nowadays would rather have rnrs Hum babies. Delocllvo Lieutenant Polls polls 'em. When a disorderly man beat ing up a woman drew a gun on him Potts beat him to it, and as a result tho world Is a Utile bit bet ter place to live In today I linn II was yesterday. And Hie Los An geles police department has ad vanced a notch In our estimation. Former woman national rhani piou swimmer has applied fur di vorce, Tjul will live wilh hr hus band, cook . for him, darn his socks, etc., until It Is granted. If she Is determined also not to speak to 111 in watch out for dirty work on the bench. That hus band will sure try to "fix It" with the Judge to reserve bis decision in tho case for a few years at least, Strange things liuppen In our own divorce court, too. Our cir cuit Judge announces that the di vorce case of a certain prominent Klamath couple Is dismissed. Which Just shows you that you ' I f I TO GET IT? HN in the Interests of All Klamath County: Without Guile. Berth of a Nation never tun tell what will happen before the bar of justice these days. ., .JSM j.WI,W'.;v Xis-ti-y -.JHibji'i I may Bar' udl thru It occurs to many a' shrewd, not to say Interested, observer that Just enough applications are dismissed to make It feasible for a lawyer , to churga a fee that Is "quite ut j lstactory" from his point of 1 view to secure one. I ' - ! Children's Pictorial i : Itr I u l g v-iiins iv urn I u..iit Kenning Across. Word 1. Tlin name of Itnhinxon Crusoe's "crvnnt. Word 4. The rkctcton of ptii. mals, found in reefs in tropical water and ured fur jewelry. Word 7. -'Hie po'lils of a fork. lMiral. Wonl . A man skilled in the use of a pen. Kunning Down. Word !!. An ini-oi'tniit city in Wion.-Mit. Word II. A rich Amerien.i ter ritory nought from Russia. Word r. Up,,,,. Word Ii. ' A orefix. YKSTKR DAY'S , ANHULKKI) will ill I J&fcffi Dinner Stories The company had given the lant performance the previous evening nnd the manager was settling up with the theatre owners. "Vour show Is the worst wo have ever had here." remarked the theatre manager In Icy tones, as he handed over a sharo of the box office receipts to tho rompan ny's agent. "Thai's rather strange!" ex claimed the latter. "Very strange! Why, do you know that when we played In San Francisco wo bad the longest run the city had ever known!" "I'm very sorry, indeed!" re plied the theatre manager. "Sorry about what?" -"That the audlenco abandoned the chase." Two Irishmen who had Just landed in this country had taken rooms In ono of tho downtown hotels In New York. In tho mid dle of the night they were awak ened by a great noise In the street. One of tho Irishmen got up and looked nut of the window. Two fire engines loro ulong, bnlehlng smoke and firo nnd lenvlng a trail of sparks. "I'liwal Is til?" asked the rhap who remained In bed. "They're niovlii' hell." said the man nl the window," an' two loads have Jusl gone by." Al a railway aiding in Mlehlgun, a man asked the rorenmn If there "as a vacancy. "What can you do?" asked the foreman. "Anything." replied tho man. "All right." answered the fore man, "take this oil can and oil the Points and crossings up the line." After an absence of three days lite foreman received a telegram, "lilch rend: . "Dear sir: Arrived at Detroit. Pi0a0 forward more A Washington man says the railroads should take the buses, "I'lch they will, um,, ,( th trade crossings hold out. In dlannpolls News. KLAMATH FALjW wtuitJ5UAY, NOV ii Subsidy or Publishers Column Borne of (ho old-Hins publish era were forced out of business when the public service commis sions wero established throughout this country. The railroads had keen particularly liberal with the newspapers. There were very lew newspaper men that did not carry' t book of scrip and could board trains at will. Most of this Scrip was given publishers In lieu of money for advertising spare. Kveit news papers who fought the railroads had scrip. It Is a well-established fart, however, that some newspa pers were supported by the rail, road Interests.. And the Southern 1'aclflc, In the old days, was a considerable offender, Tin-re lias never been a poison ing Influence so strong In this country thst It has not provided Its own anti-toxin. Down la Cal ifornia lllrnm Johnson toured the stale In an automobile, lie was supported by some newspapers. The keyuote of his rampalgn, "Keep the Southern Pacific out of polities." won the approval of the vot-rs. I In was swept Into tho governor's office by a strong ma jority. And ha kicked the rail roads out of polities. Now a strange thing happened. Allhurgh controlled by the peo ple's commission la everything It wanted to do, the Southern Pa rifle soon grew to like It. Some publishers had considered Hie rail roads legitimate prey. Tho pub lic's Interest was not considered. To. ties brought Into play did not possess even the saving grace of participation In the loot. " It was out and out blackmail, and it was against these that the railroads were forced to defend themselves by supporting more reasonable publishers. Ii was no -wonder that the rail roods wore glad to find them selves out of tho mesa, ami under the protecting wing of the com missions. The thousands they had expended for trlbulo they now spent on legitimate advertising, and In developing communities that would contribute further to dividends. - lint It was a bad day for so mo publishers. Without nefarious gain Ihey were helpless. They tried lo bullyrag merchants. Homo turned over a new and mayhap a difficult page by becoming decent. Ono of these latter died the other day leaving several millions, tho most of which had como with a reasonable degree of honesty. A few still attempted tho old gamo of blackmail, Hie new era not hav ing dawned for thorn. Their scrip lias long since been exhausted. W. II. 1. II. II. Stevenson, secretary of Tito Klamath News Publishing company, depose and any lhat the following are tho holders of the entire Issue of capital stock of The Klamath News Publishing company, n corporation: IIYItON limtl) NATK OTTKHHF.IN WALTKIt HTHONACII II. II. STKVKNHON. Thai no olhers aro financially Interested In any manner whatso ever; that no person oilier than ihoso named above, no corpora tion, no company, nor any Indiv idual or individuals have any fi nancial Interest In any manner In The Klamath News Publishing company. Further that no cor poration, no company, nor any Individual other than those above named has any control over the Policies of this newspaper In any manner whatsoever. Any state ments lo the contrary, either Im plied or otherwise, are false and misleading. B. II. STEVENSON, Secretary, Klamath News Pub- Hshlng company. Attest: Waller West, notary public In and for Klamath county, Oregon. My commission expires Febrnsry 2. 1929. r mow llr Mrs. "k Mm, OltJ ,wr Mrs. It J married ,, children. " M..b,,J Ill's drua, laJ ,J ing in Ion be does lot irltk but evsry , 1 have bee, t, his abuse ,J neea worklai t 'e my 'foliar,, now at Hu kJ sy froat aj,tol' lo llv. g,, W, J about me. Wben for It, ihs isrui,1 to him a boat Ing lo break at a Plenty of iroob of a gumoh. en up four boa husband lias kit tins month. ti : lilt killing ttira botlJ IffHI thought of hatlit and making kla am hesrtbroita it- worried lift. tU he says bt son When he IsHWrk best wife and aotirJ My children in W You skoals' kin matter loni iro coursged him btti Its too loug. Till the courts, tot a voire, necenurlh. him lo snppurt )n I IK sister, drsl silk krf she were oul i rrtl Pit lain!) doeia'l im erntlon from yn Your cklldrvk an to tsks cars W thluk of yoamKM theni. Yos aisi lead this sort el n ready to tan toe now, I hen dofrw niand alimoor. Jti evi-rj to thlalilsV (lever has soMia the history ollls'l DIITATORLU Dear Mrs. nearly 17 runs Ing trouble will Kvery 1 1 ins ni hsve to ask kla like that. He Isft and I don smv.!'! to ask' him. flghl nt 1 ntli k up ler kla. wonY speak lo word. I lold kn pack up my ibli" she always MJi to the reform k-"1 I want to know h me to Iho refora - working and ! All lodging.! I,.en'l of my friends lo 1st always says the)' my alcp-iathcr l Ihlng lo say.' '1,,whenV.'!,lrll', school nnd pal ' " conies eiillllco " which' n'rsi usually "' their ()' In" out . 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