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History Fails to Repeat!
Heart & Home
"Let u have faith that right make might, and in
that faith let u to the end dare to do our duty a we
understand it." Abraham Lincoln,
Problems
II) Mr. rlll"'tll TIiiiiiimm
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stinitlo.
Klamath Falfc, Hub of Prosperity
Klamath Falls Ca.i't Gj! Too Big Nor rrosp.-rotis
The Klamath News has called attention,
from time to time, to the tricks of misrepre
sentation that have been used to keep our peo
ple from giving fair consideration to the issues
involved in the railroad hearing now on in
Portland.
The factory where this smoke screen is
made and whence it is puffed out every after
noon, is unimportant. IT IS IMPORTANT,
HOWEVER, THAT, KLAMATH FALLS
GET MAIN LINE SERVICE TO THE EAST,
and as getting it depends to a large extent on
ourselves the News purposes to do all it can to
bring about an understanding of the situation.
That is why we are willing to take the
time to brush even crumbs out of the way.
As it was said yesterday in this column,
the Southern Pacific program is essentially a
Klamath Falls program. Don't let anybody
mislead you. FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOUR
SELF. 1
With the main line to the East through
Tule Lake, Klamath Falls will be in the best
position cf any city in Oregon to reach the
..Pe?,markets m tne world and to make a cam
pa'gn for the right kind of settlers.
A fund of $250,000 has been raised to
advertise Oregon to the world, for the promo
tion of new markets and to secure settlers for
our lands.
The Southern Pacific Company plans an
expenditure of $38,000,000 to make Oregon a
better place to be a farmer in, to do business,
to live in. And the most important part of
this vast railroad development plan centers
around Klamath Falls.
From Klamath Falls, if the Southern
Pacific plan goes through, will radiate, lines
north, south and east and the east line will
be 200 miles shorter than that offered by the
Oregon Trunk.
The other railroad development offered,
by the Southern Pacific will open to settlers
and production a rich territory all tributory to
Klamath Falls. At the same time it will pro
vide the best and shortest way for the products
of this awakened empire to the best and big
gest markets in the world. It will make Klam
ath Falls "The Hub of Prosperity."
Sure, the News is going to speak up
when anything comes along to interfere with
a program like that!
Klamath Falls can never get too big nor
too prosperous for the News.
Ninetecn-inch trouscr bottoms will be the limit 8av
the clothier.,. They arc-Terro Haute Star.
When France decided to bury the hatchet f
The way you matriculate in the schnn'' nf
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And yet croquet miirht hnvn i
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Dinner Stories
A rather turnid orator, n it J
for his verbosity and heaviness,
was once assigned to do some
campaigning in a mining camp in
the mountains. There were about
fifty miners present when he la
gan; but when at the end of a
couple of hours he save no sign
of finishing, his listener.! dropped
away.
Some went back to work, hut
the big majority sought places to
quench their thirst, which hu,
been aggravated by the dryness of
the discourse.
Finally there was only one aud
itor left, n dilapidated, we.iry
looklng old fellow. Fixing his
gaze on him, the orator pulled out
a large six-shooter and laid It
l table. The fellow rose slowly
and drawkd out:
"Be ye goin- to shoot if I ,-?"
"Vou bet I am." replied , j
speaker. "I'm bound to finish my
speech, even If I have to shoot t
keep an audience."
The old fellow sighed In a tired
manner, and edged slowly awav
saying as he did so:
"Well, shoot If you want to. I i
may jest as well be shot at taii,.,, j
to death." , I
who wui wuit;n uiit.-'idtt inked
!
; them if millionaire had fniah
: ed bin .,( ch.
"C. y.s." rtp'i'd the boys,
"l-n h. vou't stop."
1 he d ntu.t who has to go to
anot'or and have work done on
j his tct th i:ets very little sympa
HiV. 'i'liia is what Ino-d people
! would "Oi: id.T an apt Pl'rdration
! of n iri'uuiv.t Ju 'lire. -The lh'.ll-s
oh?
Sunny Dick Says
i b rvcr.
j Cliil -l"n I'ictnrial j
l'r, U.ir.l Puzzle :
Woman IH.pules Me. Urn's He
port. - Anil he Is nt Iot husband.
You know, I don't think them
family hnblls should he carried
Into the outride world.
Possession Is nine tenth of the
law. Hut It somclltn' happen
that the bail little boy can smoke
nut l lo- wood' hm k. no matter how
he claws and fights. Th- North
ern lines are certainly making a
heap of smoke Just now at the
li cari iig.
'Hy Officials of Huston In
doled In l.l'iuor Craft Case Too
many ten parties. Huston, with
spll: d lea.
Two Itobbers ItlfN. ItoKcimrit
Store. ,t Valued t I .(inn.
Surely they couldn't drink (hat
m nch.
of
A man was. charged with steal
iK a horse, r.n(j ft(.r ,(jn(! (rnI
jury acitted u,m i.r , j
the day the m;in ,.r(In0 ,,.lrk pr(
asked the JdM for a warrat.t
"gainst the lawyer who had suc
cessfully defended him.
hat s the charge?'
the Judge.
"Why, yr honor," r..!i,.,
man, "yu I .ir.ln'f have , j
money p,ly ,, f(i,
took the horse I stole
Inquired
Kunning Acrosa.
Word 1. What the barber In the
picture gave the ottf.
Word 4. What the people who
uve in li-tlam i re called.
Word u. The rear of a boot;
also a synonym for ha-b
liunniag Down.
Word 1. The name of a kind of
Cheee.
.Word 2. The name of the little
w' who had so many adventure!
in Wonderland.
Word :i. The first naror of the
leader of the "lireen Monro-,.,
l'oys" during the lievolutionary I
vrsTi itnws ruzzi.E
VNSWKIfKI).
The self-made millionaire v.
had endowed the ,,ool h,l
Invited to make (he opening sp..,
at (ho commencement ex'rei
Ho had not often had a chance
"".uniiig ocioro liio public and ho
was resolved to make the most of
It- Ho dragged his niTdrcss (M,t
i tiresomcly, repeatl,,s
mime thought over and over.
"le to aland It any i!;i,r
toiinls ,,f i.oys (1,n r,.Ilr of tJ)o
"'m slipped out. A coacl,,nn
lio
of
the
t,'n-
John A. Wei-ks. Secretary
War, to Iteslgti Cabinet
Health Very Poor Worry, ion
o.k, kllla men. The Invesilgu
litms now under way In ,0 wur
tlepaiimint are enough to kill
several weeks.
Klamath Indium: Heml-An-nnniial
Timber Payment of im
l.ach.- When a bravo with (en
'!"! l-ravea and a Minnehaha
I'U'lReta 1,1s JMuo each si ,,,,
I wonder If alcoholic beverages
don't get morn tl, fliyi,n.
'count.
0'" ''-lie Chief ha, R,, ,,v.
none to help ,,.. f)n. jn,
'"'" k this week. No , ,
Ihlng. ,,, lik0 h(i
" over ami ,;,n Wllt(,r ,,,
'" Why , ,,,
e oioii't hnvn u fire
month, rnjnay?
Kla
last
mall, f.'..ii.. .
. 1 "'li In Honored
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' '-V you doMar , .
"'I,hl of this ,,
' ""'ime.-- Will,
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up.
I he present
n expensive
i.osim. ifi,i o siiniii.i:..i:i
MOIItM)
Wlon olfe, Mt middle one,
era Iter hu.tuwi.l l r Inn nt er. ry
allriiille nolo. ill he sees, ami
lleclcil. to M any "f "te !ted-'
11,111s h ilioercd mem h'T In
ol1b. l)4l In shn to do?
:ticar Mis. Thoiup-oii : I itm
riiiii for advice ol-uc a very
Hcrloii. nfUir thai I maklti! too
unhappi My liuihaiid ami I 010
IKiHt middle aav utid wero very
titipp-. in our married life until n
lew vrais (mo, when be (ell very
hard (or a flapper. I'p to Dial
lime he ct::tti-t to tlititk I
Ihn only wmii.in In the Woild. but
sllHO thi n he i hot Ihe KAtlie. If
be icm a nicp lookinK kirl or wo
man ho .tares at Iter, turn nti!
ttatrhei Ihtm. If I penk to bim
nlsnii It be doe hot ai l a (hoiu.h
be hear me. or pay any titteittion
to me. It I. so einlMiratint to
mn as 1 know other nof.ee It br
the aay I h .-y a. c Wi are not well
to do and I cannot bavr many
rlolt.., bill I feel as Ihoeitti If I
cioild drr-i a Mice as th".e olher
aoiii.-n be cranea hts nect at I
women be rranea hi. neck a! I
Jeatous, but. oh, I would .. lika
to hove ihe Itivn and admiration
he Used 10 rle ru before hit
chanted toward me. M you think
he doe. (!ii. to annoy me? t'h.iul.l
I itlve htm bis freedom or tiiy
and le unhappy the re.t nf ray
life? I'MIAPPV W'lVK
Voura Is the problem of many
wives. Home of them appear not
to pay attention, and suffer In
allrnefi; others na( Ih-lr bu.tialid
alxoit It, and mute ninitera or
and still other, drajr money imt
of the una llllt.it I111, band, and
skimp tin bom. hold e..-u.lii ur. ..
II necii.sary. in order In buy le-.
t.r dollies and vl-lt the hir
drc.er and manicurist Irciu.ut.
ly. The hitler Is the wisest. 11
seems to me lild.rly men often
ll.itl. r Co m.elve.s Into iblnktna
they are attractive t i youutt wo
men and for thnt n non .(are at
every one liny meet, hut you
know they Bll.leed ny ,nK
amusing I:, itr.mce tour boii.e
hold duties so Unit vo ran al
ways be as attractive!) alllred as
pos dble w hi II he miles dome
Kv. n though you be ured. endeav-
Mr,, n,
K'unii lady tU,,.
twenties, and ,
riHiinin hoUWi
man bootilin, ,
I love rJr M,tl
married l , 0J
bomri loa. 1, j
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in.' Iln I. a t no.
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noi nice. otkn
and nod their kn
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vU uia,
l.)NKt.r Off
In l oarrllnt kew
other .iar for Ir,,
aotl I suppos fe.
nliow lh youai Oi:
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for lh other
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Orlainntor ol Iht tludrrn from '.) or4 Nstit.
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