AN INDEPENDENT '
REPUBLICAN NEWSPAPER
"Let u have faith that tight make might, ana in
that faith let us to the end dare to do our duty at we
understand it" Ahraham Lincoln.
THE KLAMATH DAILY NEWS
Feminisms
KLAMATH PAiTj
THURSDAY, A
Hy -'Annette Bradshaw
The Pelican Baseball Team
It has traveled down the annals of history, those dy
ing words of an admiral whose ship was getting the worst
of it in a fight "Don't give up the ship."
That was the spirit of the Klamath Falls baseball
club. when, the season half over, they found themselves
likely to finish in the second division; j
They didn't give up. As a result, today tijey are j
running neck and neck with the leaders of the Siskiyou- j
Klamath league.
' Klamath, a spirited community, has been sadly lack- j
ing in the spirit of sport one of the most solid rocks j
Americanism is built on. Nothing, perhaps, will go far
ther toward bringing about community spirit than clean
athletics. You may go back to ancient Greece for the
truth of that statement.
The Pelicans only a bush league baseball club.' But
they represent the cream of local baseball talent They
are vieing with the strength of five well organized teams
of northern California for supremacy.
The prestige Klamath Falls will get if they win the
pennant, and of course we hope they shall, will not be
small
And here '8 another ai gle. It is estimated that dur
ing the nine home games, no less than 3,000 outsiders,
from northers California, came to Klamath. Of these
perhaps half never h;.J jeen here before. They came.
They saw. They went. They my return and to stay.
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Planting for Profits
Farmers Can Win By Dwersifying Croops
it iT7t-
WHEN DAME FASHION DECREES CIVILIZED BARBARISM.
PEGGY "My dear, the poor, benighted heathens have nothing on you when
it -omes to adornment. Their hoop earrings, though, aro not nearly so practical
tiz your adorable watch earring."
ANITA "Don't talk, my dear! I've been wondering how on earth you keep
that earring on, that outlines the lobe of your car so smartly."
Sunny Dick Says
A recent survey of the Yakima valley by the depart
ment of agriculture declares that the farmers of that sec
tion have shown poor judgment in selecting their crops
for planting on the oasis of relative profits for the pre
vious year, thereby producing much to sell when prices
are low and very little when prices are high. If prices
fall off one year, the next year little is planted of that
crop, and so the growers lose the benefit of the price re
covery. Conversely, high prices one year result in an
overwhelming producion of the favored crop the next,
and selling values hit the toboggan.
This situation is not confined to the Yakima valley,
but exists so generally in agricultural sections that many
of the shrewder farmers make it a rule to plant those
crops of which there was a surplus the year before, know
ing that the majority will plant those of which there was
a shortage.
As a general rule the farmer who specializes in cer
tain diversified crops, year in, year out, beats the game.
Convicts' Story Enlightening
Not Much Crcdis To Officials
The story of the prison battle and escape as written
by Murray and signed by his fellow convicts, Ellsworth
Kelly and John Willos, and given to their forced host,
makes good reading, even if it is more or less typical
"con talk," colored to suit the fancy of the desperadoes,
and to be taken with a grain of salt
In many respects, the convicts' narrative is confirm
ed by the investigation now in progress by the coroner.
Neither account reflects much credit on prison officials
or management, and both prove that in the battle of wits
and daring, the convicts had all the best of it.
It seems incredible that such an escape could be
made, and so little interference experienced from officials
who watched the break in progress.
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If you would have things come your way, go after
them.
True education: Teaching men to think. Popular
conception of education: Teaching men what to think.
Mexican Murder Suspect lis
Grilled The poor man. One of
these dan we'll hare a law In this
country prohibiting such punshl
ment before a man Is convicted cf
the crime.
Game Little Yank Flapper Fails
to Spaa Channel After Hard Try
In nutshell, cause of her fail
ure was either, first, the channel
Is too bard. or. second, the try
was not hard enough.
Tornado Wreaks Havoc In Mur
pbjrsboro. Illinois. Again Just Fire
Months After the First Twister
Struck Dare you to go to Mur
physboro and assert that "light
ning never strikes twice In the
same place."
County Cuurl tu Ask State for
a Better Highway Baby elephant!
May the state pay more attention
to the county court than it docs to
the rest of as.
Time Limit Parking Law Goes
Into Effect at Dawn Tomorrow
Gee. I'd like to see it: but some
thing tells me I won't.
Klamath Holdup Trio Caught.
Not to Be Tried In Klamath Falls
Both parts of this news Item In
dicates rotten luck for the trio.
Geese Flocking to Tule Lake
Early This Year. Season Not
Open Until October 1 The game
wardens better do some early
flocking, too.
to hare snared a deer.' It will be
tough to havo to fill up on old
cow. Still. ' If thry don't let on
until afterwards ll won't be so
bad. at that.
Dinner Stories
Local Odd Fellows Will Have
Float In Big Portland Meet of
Fraternity The Tall Fellows can
help. It will be e.ny for them to
qualify as members.
"fanned lightning." invented by
a California man to knock out an
enemy army at one blow, found
destructive, but wait and see what
happens to It when1 It hits some
other canned goods made In Amer
ica. Pine Valley Herald.
Children's I'ictoriul
Cross Word I'uzJc
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be quick.'
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Running Across.
be nimble;
There is no lack of opportunity. Think of the miles
and miles of highway that have no hot dog stands.
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A politician's idea of a good citizen is one who will
take the pill without looking at the label on the bottle.
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Numerous great fortunes have been made at rum
running by those who had fortunes to begin with.
Eugene Votes 175.0(10 for S. P.
Site by Majority of 4.000 to tun.
Now, what's puzzling the most
colossal minds of the S. P. Is how
the deuce to cast a similar spell,
over Klamath Falls.
Believed That Convicts Are Run
ning Gauntlet to Canada Ha. ha!
That will he a good Joke on the
convicta. When they reach the
border they will have no pass
porta and the Canadian officials
won't let them In.
Neutral Umpires to Officiate in
Weed-Klamath Falls Game We
sincerely trust they will stay neu
tral throughout the game, but If
they must take sides we trust It
will not be Weed's side.
Venison Barbecue at Crooked
Creek Hatchery September 13
Say. supposing they don't happen
ord 4. What Ike k tt..
family is called.
Word 6. The moisture on the
grass on a summer morning.
Word 6. A garden vegetable.
Running Down.
Word 1. Christ.
Word 2. An nl,lf.l,i4 U.
bold Hint.
Word 3. Bird, of any kind.
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YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
ANSWERED.
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The NeiJhhnrhJu)
General Robert Lee Bullard told
at a banquet In New York a story
about a soldier.
"It was In Ihe Civil War," he
said. "A regiment had marched
all day and It had fought all night,
and In the morning It was ordored
to ailvunro at the double.
"As the sorely tried regiment
staggered swiftly along the col
onel, riding down the line, saw a
soldier who was carrying a big
dog.
" 'For heaven's sake,' the col
onel sa til. 'what are you rarrylng
that dog for?'
" 'Colonel,' panted Ihe soldier,
'the dog's tired."
Thriv's martyr llko llils In
most every neighborhood.
ear Mrs. Thompson: Wn have
a telephone for our own runven-Ic-nri.
but our nclghhoM seem lo
think lliat II Is perfectly all right
for them tn annoy us day and
night by having their friends rail
here for them, and some of them
think nothing of visiting for :o
minutes at time Wn are on a
party line, and tt embarrasses nm
so for I know the other party on
this line tries to use II while Ihe
outsiders are visiting, There are
two girls In the neighborhood who
give our phone number to their buy
friends and never even tell them It
Isn't their own phone, and they
live two door awny. Different
times when I have refused lo rail
these girl, the boy used Indecent
language to me. Now, I am not
arlflnh. and any neighbor who
wants lo use our phono In a rase
of necessity I wnlrome to do so.
but I do not like It when they
ronie in and hold up the line Just
to visit with their friends, or to
have this for a da'a-maklng cen
ter. Please advise me.
MltH. r. V.
You have good reason for pro
testing. Kay frankly to these per
sona that you are entirely willing
for them to use the phone In a
rase of neresslty. but that you
cannot acrommodato them oiher
wise, because your home Is being
made a public place. If they are
worthwhile neighbors, they will
understand, and not bother you
unnecessarily. The people who
take offense you ran get along
without, I am sura
A MTItltT r ATHKH
Dear Mr Thompson: I am a
girl 17 year otil. and would llko
to bob my hair, hut my father ob
ject strongly. Ho tells me that If
I bob It I will have to find a new
home. I had my hair bobbed when
I waa 14, and when he saw It he
abused me and was ready to kirk
mo nut of Ihe house. It Is the
same about having friends. Thero
aren't any girl nice enough for
mo. It Is the same about boy.
"My new housemaid I a treaa
ure," declared Mr. Johnson. 1
had a bridge party Ihe other eve
ning and one woman failed to turn
up. You know how It Is she
gave me no notice whatever."
"Very annoying."
"The housemaid, however, put
on one of my gowns and fitted In
beautifully."
"That was helpful."
"Yes; and I won her week's
wages."
The Iter. Lawrence Redfern of
Liverpool, while fishing In this
country, told friends that his col
league, the Rev. John C. Ilallan
tyne, was unable to come over on
account of Illness.
While Rev. Ballantyne was kept
Indoors, his friend sent him many
tokens of their affection.
Flower camo In great profu
sion, so that one day the living
room was virtually filled with
them.
The English maid, passing
through, stopped and, with a quirk
of her thumb upward, said, "Think
of it: and "m a-Ilvln' yet."
A number of the big Eastern
newspapers aro giving space to
copper development In Baker coun
ty, and we may eipect a number
of the big financier In this field
before the snow files. After all,
II Is eastern money that will
finance the copper mines. The
west generally plays second place
In the big things for the develop
ment of the state. Baker Democrat.
Shakespeare wro;e some naughty
stuff, too, but he wasn't 40 de
grees leas decent than hi tlmo.
Rochester Times-Union.
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