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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 22, 1963)
Merry Christmas from Gram and Gramp Cramlparenta seem to specialize i gifts no parent ever buys. Thai's how I know when Christmas J romes That Norm will get a set of drums; loung Jim a monkey, genus rhesus; Jele a puzzle, thousand pieces, nil Andy will receive a stock f)f teen-age records, roll and rock, fell, yes, the grandfolk really dote, that'll they get for me? My goat! 1 Betty Billipp 0 "Why don't they make a cold tablet Donald can take?" Quips and Quotes A young lady was vacationing in Florida j : 1 I e iv. I l 1 1 1 T r I A rvw in n awiinninr nnnnuirnwi i nA " an;i nl hD aA ; r.rui ?" The girl nodded, a little surprised. "And do you always go to church "Yes, I do," she said, getting more and more interested. "And read the Bible?" "Every opportunity." The boy was noticeably relieved and said, "Then will you hold my quarter while I go in for a swim?" James Shurluck Then there was the fellow who com plained: "My wife is on the telephone H hours a day wish the phone company would come and remove her." Gloria Biers Those Toys "To Be Assembled" Each Christmas Eve I view a scene That really wrenches my heart: It's Dad putting toys together While he slowly falls apart. Lucy Lolli Rankin Donald John Ecklet, age 6, Midwest City, Okie. His mother found a new way to help. "Then a friend told me that Fletcher's did," says Mrs. Don ald Eckles of Midwest City, Okla homa. "And since I knew Fletcher's as the oldest, most dependable r name in children's medicines, I felt sure that they would be ef fective and right for a child. "And they were. With Cold tabs, Donald got relief from sneezing and stuffed nose very quickly. "Now, at the first sign of a cold 1 give him new Fletcher's Children's Cold-tabs." Fletchers Cold-tabs help re- lieve a stuffed nose with famous jV Neo-SynephrineMhey even con tain Vitamin "C" recommended' by many doctors to help main tain resistance. Fletcher's Cold tabs are easy to give, easy to take . . . with such a pleasant fruit flavor your child can just chew them. Now at drug coun ters everywhere. At the age of 35, he was still very much of a mamma's boy. He had never married because he feared it would offend his moth er. But at a party he met a girl he couldn't resist, and they eloped. He insisted, how ever, that they keep the marriage a secret from Mamma, and for a year they saw each other only on weekends. At last his wife would have no more of it and insisted that she take her rightful place. Finally the husband went to his mother and said, "I must tell you that Alice and I have been married a year. We hope that we have your blessing." There was only an icy silence. Anxiously, he pleaded: "Please, say something. Mother." "Fine thing," she snapped. "You and Alice married a whole year and me still doing your shirts!" F. G. Kernan Family Wteklu. Drcrmbrr 22. I9CJ Get to Know Patty Johnson Better! A BOOK TO M cj inv a. 4 . A BOOK TO eoiJibX TREASURE Million of readers of Patty John son! FAMILY WEEKLY column "I Waa Just Thinking . . .' refer to her as warm, witty, alert, observ ant, brilliant,, thoughtful, gra cious, a dear good friend. Let Patty Johnson advise and inspire you on Love, Happiness, Courage, Faith, Gratitude, Iaughter, People, Love of Country. Here, in a beautiful book you will read again and again, are 60 essays that express the wide range of thia talented writer's inter ests. Patty Johnson uses the magic of words to evoke and provoke, teach and inspire, pose new questions and suggest new answers, and above all to entertain. If you've enjoyed her FAMILY WEEKLY columns, you'll love her book! MTrVaCTMM MMaJTffa FAMILY WEEKLY ftOOKS FW3X 153 N. Michtoofl Av., Chkooo 1, III. FIoom Mnd m cepiM of Potty Johnson', " W Jut ThtnMnf . . ." $1.90 ock, posfog paid. For nl of (check or womy ordor) h wclmd. If dlnottV fkotj, I mot ratwm boofcjt) r(Hi(i 10 dor for Oty ft $tat 1 out of 4 applicants qualifies for the Peace Corps. The Peace Cares Washington, D.C., 20525. Please send me information Plejse send me an application. J Name Address I Crtr- State- -Zip Code- Good luck. Published as a public service in coop eration with The Advertising Council. PHOTO CREDITS Pogo 2: David Kovor. GEMS When simple hemorrhoid cause agony and embarrassing itch, use I Will's Manan now even more effective wilh Allantoin. a special healing agent Manan also contains benocainc to ease pain, and a vasoconstrictor to help reduos wcHing. hH tootmng action and last palliative relief . try ... EVlanZanj V OINTMENT OR SUPFOMTOIIIEl
