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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 15, 1963)
Quips and Quotes Oh Father Chooses a Christmas Tree He measures them with plumb and line, And reads the grower's labels. He ponders spruce and fir and pine, And silver ones for tables. He asks the man how prices run, And if the needles drop off, And then he buys the biggest one, Goes home and lops the top off. Belly Billipp The youngster had spent several weeks in kindergarten, and his father asked him how he liked it. ' "Well, it's okay," the boy replied, "but I'm tired of being teaclied to play. I want to be teaclied to learn." Greg Beers The decathlon hopeful for the next Olympics was taken ill suddenly and con fined to bed. The doctor examined him and took his temperature. "Give it to me straight, Doc," the athlete said. "How high is it?" "Well, it's 103," the physician replied. "What's the world record?" the cham pion asked. Giles H. Runyon Then there jas the gentleman who kept complaining because his young daughter's marriage had been a "May-and-December" affair she was married in May, and he's still paying for it in December. lvem Boyett "That's right, don't take my word for it." Family Weekly. December 15, 1963 This is the kind of car that brightens up a driveway the minute you pull in. Other times, say on a long trip, the 5-year50,000-mile warranty and the way the car performs become the bright spots. moo:, (WMWc ::zzzr - rrn iiuii ' hfSr-p? ClV -'.?. ' WW Ml The 1964 Plymouth Fury 2-door hardtop HERE'S HOW PLYMOUTH'S STRONG 5M WARRANTY PROTECTS YOU: Chrysler Corporation warrants lor 5 years or 50,000 miles, whichever conies lirst, against delects in materials and workmanship and will replace or repair at a Chrysler Motors Corporation Authorized Dealer's place ol business the engine block, head and internal parts, intake manifold, water pump trans mission case and internal parts (excluding manual clutch), torque convenor drive Shalt, universal joints, rear axle and differential, and rear wheel bear ings ol its 1964 automobiles, provided the owner has the engine oil changed every 3 months or 4,000 miles, whichever comes lirst, the oil filter replaced every second oil change and the carburetor air filter cleaned every 6 months and replaced every 2 years, and every 6 months lurnishes to such a dealer evidence of performance of the required service, and requests the dealer to certify (1) receipt of such evidence and (2) the car's then current mileage See Plymouth in action on"The Bob Hope Shear" and "Hunlley-Brinkley Report"-NBC-TV. Give this good-looking 1964 Plymouth half a chance, and it could easily end up in your driveway. Half a chance means getting to know it and driving it. There's some thing noticeably responsive about an engine and drive train guaranteed for a full 5 years or 50,000 miles. If this is the year you picked to buy a new car, you picked a beautiful year to Q d UP ,H d (JO VilJOl O Utfl ! w PLYMOUTH DIVISION UHKYSLER MOTORS CORPORATION
