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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Nov. 10, 1963)
Quips and Quotes Quick Trick Read fast, my son, read fast, read fast, Not juBl for what can be amassed; Another reason comes to mind: Those kids who are to speed inclined Get through the comic hook before The druggist shoves them out the door. Dick Emmont A freshman coed wrote her father an urgent tetter imploring him to send money for a pair of contact lenses. "I simply must have them, Daddy," she wrote. "When I wear glasses on the campus, the boys don't ivhistle. When I don't wear them, I can't see who whistled." James Shurhick Definitions of the Scientific Housewife Space exploration, I tell myself In one of my ad lib explanations, Is looking for space on a closet shelf To stuff in the Christmas decorations. Buoyancy: that's what a teen-age girl Feels for the lads on the football team. A microwave's the amount of curl Left in my hair by the kitchen steam. Fallout's the stuff from a small boy's pockets. And as I see it, there's no denying A payload has little to do with rockets; It's the monthly price of installment buying! Geargie Starbuck GaUraith A guide was taking a grade-school class on a tour of the Capitol in Washington, D.C. When they got to Statuary Hall, the guide explained: "Each state may place statues of two heroes here. However, nine states have placed only one statue, and three have placed none. Now, quick tell me how many statues are here." "Eighty-five," said one of the little boys immediately. "Wonderful," the guide said. "How did you calculate that so fast?" "I was here yesterday, too," he said. Gloria Beers In a Lather My teen-age son hat had a thower. He stayed in there, f think, an hour. Rut now he's out, and I at latt Can take a thower. Mine is cfatt. I do not linger like my son, I'm in and out and quickly done. Yes, in I step and out I trot: My ton hat uted up all the hot. 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