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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Aug. 25, 1963)
Quips Quotes Late Vacation Memo from Mom Boys, up till now I've been a sport; Fired the missiles, launched the rockets, Reloaded carbines in the fort, Rescued soggy frogs from pockets; I've baited hooks beside the lake, And meekly served as substitute For children wild enough to take An early-morning paper route. I've kept a black snake for a pet With equanimity and grace But kids, you're going to have to get Somebody else for second base. Betty BUlipp Golfers were astonished to see a young girl in a wedding gown run across the fairway and berate a man on tke 16th green. "George," she said, tears in her eyes, "how could you? Why did you leave me waiting at the church?" Very patiently the golfer replied, "I told you only if it rains!" John Shotwell A man spotted a piece of string tied around his neighbor's finger and asked what it was for. "My wife put it there so I wouldn't for get to mail a letter," he replied. "And did you mail it?" The neighbor shook his head. "She for got to give it to me." V. D. Palat "Mr. Harrison is giving me a dime for every day I water his lawn while he's away." A father was shopping for a birthday present for his little daughter. "Here's a remarkable doll," the saleslady said. "All you have to do is lay her down and she closes her eyes just like a real little girl." "I can see you've never had a real little girl," the father sighed. James Skurluck Questions on the Common Cold Who has a cold none's meaner than? A man. Who'll treat this illness as a trifle? His wife'll. What colds arouse her real concern? Hern. Ceorgie Starbuck Galbraith family Wetkly. Auffiul 25, IKS i ' ; r mm -w m - . i m t Giftofi Editors -ailg, jtvr Fast-Growtng Ever-Blooming Amazing RED ROSE HEDGE Fall Bonut Otor FOR AS LITTLE AS 124 A FOOT c . is . t cut. Sat the sens3tion1 Red Robin Rose Hedge (Gloire De j f!?"?1 Rosomjnes) (hit's sweeping the country! Plant THIS ' Snd ttw without cost ot oWifttten, frea fuR- ums, ptteai. tpwta) Fill Bonut Kosomsnes tnsrs sweeping tne country! mm iHib i " "L" ITd'co ani TiJimr sinrT FALL; hive vigorous LIVING FENCE bursting with HL0 Qmt UV,NG HHCi- fiagianl RED ROSES NEXT SPRING. Red Robin's lush J green toltige is coveted with a riot ot richly scented red j roses month after month. Not a sprawling MulliDora. 1 Growsstrtight.uprighttoeteet.stjyscompact.Sotough, thrives in even poor soils. Grows so dense Red Robin j n - keeps children and pets in, animals and intruders out. j Available only from Gmden Nursery, San Bruno, Calif. pu, TOMORROW'S WORLD depends on TODAY'S STUDENT When simple hemorrhoids cause agony and embarrassing itch, use De Witt's ManZan now even more effective with Allantotn, a special healing agent. ManZan also contains benzocaine to ease pain, and a vasoconstrictor to help reduce swelling, ror looming action andtasipaiiiaiive reiiei. try . . . 11 r OINTMENT OR SUPPOSITORIES Heat pr Allergy nausea Sunburn Poison Ivy Chafing Athlete's Foot Insect Stings or Bites -QESINOL'S soothing medicinal XV ingredients are specially com- pounded with lanolin to (jive faster relief from itching, stinging, burning skin irritations. Its thera peutic action not only brings you longer-lasting relief it promotes heal ing, helps Nature clear up the trouble. Try RESINOL relief guaranteed. At all druggiata. Remember KKSINOL and forget your akin distress! FREE JiispU. RuiMt, FWf X, lilts. 1, Mi. Opportunities for Teachers Countries in Asia, Africa arid South America have asked the Peace Corps for more teachers. There are opportunities in pri mary, secondary and advanced schools for teachers of math, science, English, physical educa tion and other subjects. You can make an important contribution to human welfare in the Peace Corps. Write today. PEACE CORPS Washington 25, D. C. Published as a publio service In coop eration with The Advertising Council SARAKA SOLVES THE PROBLEM OF "AFTER 45" IRREGULARITY Doctor-approved bulk stimulant helps keep you comfortably on schedule as no ordinary laxative can! As we grow older, our systems may often need outside aid to help maintain a normal regularity pattern. Continued use of strong drug laxatives can be irritating, even dangerous. That's why many doctors recommend SARAKA, the pure, all-vegetable bulk stimu lant laxative for middle age and over. SARAKA supplies the moist, bland bulk that is so essential to healthy bowel function. And only SARAKA has a gentle stimulant action to help ease this bulk through your system plus Vitamin B,. Special note to weight watchers: Lack of suf- " ficienl bulk in 900 calorie liquids can lead to constipation. If this occurs, supplement your daily diet with all-vegetable SARAKA.
