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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (July 21, 1963)
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And now let's take A look at that trip you took to the lake, When you bought new boots and a rod and trailer Enough, in fact, to equip a whaler And caught one trout that by all accounts Was priced about 30 bucks an ouncel Ceorgie Starbuck Galbraith A bachelor is a man who can't remember where he puts his things ; a married man is one who can't remember where his wife puts them. F. G. Kernan The owner of a vast vending-machine business reluctantly hired one of his wife's relatives to collect coins from the machines. For two weeks after he got the job, the in-law failed to show up at the office. Then one day he walked in nonchalantly and said he had lost his key to the coin boxes. "Where have you been?" demanded the owner. "You haven't even come in to collect your salary!" "What?" exclaimed the surprised collector. "Do I get a salary, too?" Giles H. Runyon A little boy stood at a department-store escalator, blocking customers from using it. A floorwalker came over and said kindly: "Don't be afraid, sonny. Just step on it, and you'll be on your way." "Oh, I'm not going up," the kid replied. "Just waiting for my gum to come back." Edward C. O'Connor Be it ever so humble, there's no opinion like your own. Frank WaUh Junior TREASURE Chest EDITED BY RUTH DIXON Snack Time By Erika Complete the adjoining sentences with the names of objects found on this snack table. 1. The is a most important mem ber of the ball team. 2. There is a in the road. 3. The fire were very noisy. 4. The runner forgot to touch home . 5. The have one of the best acts in the circus. 6. The fall gave him quite a . 7. Most have a lot of pipes in them. Answers: -s4BnaD tjtjf -g Isjaiquin -g Let's Draw a Squirrel By Ann Davidow 9 An acorn will make a sitting-up squirrel Museum in a Box By Ragna Eskil Holding his tail in feathery swirl. On your next family automobile trip, why not plan to make a small museum of ob jects found during your travels? Before leaving, cover and decorate an empty oatmeal box or coffee can with a tight fitting cover. Be sure to write your name on it. Then, whenever you stop at a wayside park or lookout place, you can have the fun of collecting odd stones, seed pods, feathers, 14 rtiinili; Wttkly. July 21, 1963 or any other objects that strike your fancy. An inexpensive hand magnifying glass might be carried along so that you can dis cover new beauty in your finds a good way to while away time between stops. If you also collect post cards of the scenes and towns you pass, you are sure to have a complete and interesting record of your trip and some fine souvenirs to show your friends.