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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (July 21, 1963)
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THEAH'S I :VEI?Y N EARPLUGS ,JPiShT IM The7 THI9 IS X LWPEftWATeR--; 1 , l savb t denouncI ail m tthb 1 wav vou ahe. and aptah IvV'.-A E hardlv enough to 7 dim! 7lfcJ&7&. L-iRW Wife. bl?.iT) iN SUL- .ANVWAVl JR HMVO-H-A MI6LAI0 And the five new suits I had, And a brand new horse and buggy This made her mighty glad. t commented about the weather, And 1 thought that it would snow; I asked her about her health, As if I cared to know. he told of her operation. Soon half the night was gone; I couldn't stop the old girl. As she rambled on and on. I then looked at Mary She was smiling too; For she was very anxious That her Mom would get through. And midnight soon came around, She was a very unhappy Miss For I had to sav "finnit Ninht" Without even a tiny kiss. C.JvH. GOOD NIGHT SWEETHEART, GOOD NIGHT In this very house she died. To my heart I held her tight; When her spirit fled, she cried 1 Gqod night, Sweetheart, good night. I held my ear to her lips, For one last single word; Good night, Sweetheart, good night That was what I heard. The world it fell upon my heart, Pain and sorrow was mv lot: iShe will ever be in mv rir.ama And never will she be forgot. I imagine that I can see her And her face I try to touch; But she has vanished from my sight "Help, Oh Lord," this is too much. Now I wander through this world, But her memory follows me; Like a rudderless ship at sea Drifting aimlessly. I went out to your grave Dear, ! Hushed was the voice of the bird; But "Goodnight, Sweetheart, good-nipht" That was what I heard. - C.J.H. FEED THE BABY If if had my way today, The inventor I could throttle; That would make an infant get, us ainner 'rom a bottle. It clings to it Mother's breast. And its baby face doth lie; Gently its little nose is pressed Upon its food supply. Shameful and cruel, now I sav To treat an infant thus; Easily it could be fed With so little fuss. Buttles can't sing Iullabys, nen tenner babies dine; Or read th. low in hihr, ..... Or watch the darlings grow. No ioy on earth is half so sweet, While rocking to and fro; And babv's smile to greet And to dreamland then to go. When hunirrv in th ninM I And boy, what a crv nf' n1.. Wiggling with all its might Snuggling up to thee. A husband 1'kes his wife to be ft mower all the way; A Madonna he sees in l!,. I And over his love will stav. Cues' I'm old-fs?hioned, and wet. But still I could easily throttle' The cuy that would make an In', fant pet Its supper from a bottle C.J.H. OH, OUR NEW BABY It is a sweet and tiny bundle, A problem and 9 A tvrant and a fumbler and m difficult to please. Dad and Mom go sleepless. It has such a winning way; It will squall the entire night And then sleep the entire day. Most precious thing God ever made, But forgot the wings to give. ... a omen 01 ciotnes, But this we can forgive. A stiancer with -ad. nr n.., . But can melt the hardest heart; a bride and groom are happier And then make teardrops start. Babies are gifts from heaven, God had a plan in view; To be with Him in heaven When its days are through. So, all hall to the little suckers, Their smiles we all adore; Let me help hold the darlir? And hurry and bring some more. C.J.H.
