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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (July 7, 1963)
"1 Bridegrooms Sunday, July Think Back To 1 Do's' They'll Do It Every Time By Jimmy I Jatlo ET - A" yi,lhm 7, 1M3 rare 4 I - 1 I Imhooser.' Twe1 ' '-- i( Cher-cot mda-u, 2 Etfell tr V wow turu the water 1 ;;;!;.iii, fWIUI THOSE HAIR ROLLERS NDHED SUE WASHER PRECIOUS WAlR-DO 66 y WEn -Pf' PS " l"1''1 ' - -Fl CUMRS FOR BEAU7VS SAKE-- FOR? A SWiM R1RTV, NO LESS... asa.n.sVhat j' at1 ".:Tj ' A-F im m imimmm P jC NJ?rp j!-dU&' " " LIFES LOWEST MITE f.-yr i IQ'VN, CSCl 'iT';.'1 ''V WOULD vcJIiTi I " ( AND WHO VOul f AND CAN I BUY f! U "l T UPAKI V" 1 I Jite'flSBi" 2rSfesi iiE pfW TTI TU I ""N I totffiSi K 73 SO WW ATM I Z' FROM NOW OKl I f yes. rgjf M ( peak) j ' LL-1 - (OH?J JP1 PER CENT) ARE VOU I WANT MY J A o) A- sAoeabJ Jk i -4r a HERE THAT-rr ISJ ABOUT C) i ! Ci? , fl C & 'iL- i 'il. Nf e. I THE NATION'S 'Am Xj ( Tf Jb W? ? "' H r0 " H f llii C' WrOu. 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M'MP?1 I THEY REMIND ME' Tan 11 uici i x -MidiA--JC f' iFxlf E1P 3R rS-i sWr "' fm J ITWEN TOU fAMmovrri,, 1 SSSisiiiiitfs- " ''"-J I v,i Dnenc r 1 POR Wnon pcv-vu i-VKP n . i was !l hppo nuooGHT his By PATRICL McCORMACK United Press International NEW YORK (ITU-Here's help for the bridegrooms of tomorrow who wonder what thoughts will zig and zag through the cranium when they utter "I do." Kor what's likely to capture their thoughts during that mo ment when bachelorhood is aban doned, United Press International asked bridegrooms of yesteryear two questions: How long have you been mar ried? What is your best recollection of what went through your mind when you said "I do?" Those surveyed have been mar ried from two to 41 years. An analysis of the questionnaires shows that initial enchantment dims around the tenth year of married life. Original Glow Reappears The original glow goes but isn't forgotten. It tends to reappear after the silver wedding anniver sary, growing more mellow with each subsequent year. Some participants in the survey didn't wear wedding bands. It was necessary to ask, "are you mar ried?" Their comments, as they spurned the questionnaire, includ ed: "No. But my wife is." "I wish I wasn't." Typical recollections of I h e bridegrooms: -"Oh, heck. I kept thinking. How am I going to get the cat out from under my feet." He said "I do" at a home wedding where even pets 'were invited. First and Last "I don't think I had a chance to say 'I do' loud enough for even me to hear it. She had the last and loudest word then and slill has." "I kept wondering if I'd get a ticket," said a bridegroom of JO years. "I was double-parked." "What am I letting myself in for?" answered another. "I thought of nothing at all." said a husband of 15 years. "I was too happy to think happy about marrying the girl I loved at the time." "I just wished my knees would stop knocking," said a veteran of 10 years. Some Felt Trapped Some of the bridegrooms just felt trapped, putting it this way: "Well, old boy, you can't get out of it now. You just said T do' and a promise is a promise." Several admitted the mind went blotto. These men have absolutely no recollection of even saying the two words. Others wondered about the dos- sibility of making a mistake, sav ing at the ceremony's end: "Oh. well, now it's too late." The most sentimental recollec tion came from a man married 41 years. He said: As I said 'I do.' I rempmlw thinking-thank God. I got what wanted. Now I'm happy." And what do women think when they say "I do?" A husband of 13 years guessed it this way: ah women remember is thft sound of a sleel trap slamming hut," he said. "Clink. That did it." WHAT A WOMDtRRJI DATP I WAD WITH LARD 0 NOW WHAT WASTRAT HE SAID ABour MY EYES?... ANP ABOUT MY LIPS' AND MY t-QVPL EXXON r Aw,mt XM. HALF BUT AoLfctP r 1 WAMr ACCURATE QUOTES 'r.MVL WRY.' ; IT KM! j Tmen tdu cm copy (tall wncr 1 'Hw rr waV foam t the man Iout! i 0 MX? RUSTIC HEt?0 BTOOGHT HIS BRIDE TO THIS I IS THQT HOU1 MUCH HE LOs'ED YOU ? IT WAS TO BE JUST TILL HE GOT THE CAIM)N BWDGS BUILT I WE WEPE HAPPY HECK .' WELL 9 DID HE GET DISCHaPGFO AMD DESERT Vol)? TMERE WAS 0 TRAIN CAUGHT iN AN AVfclANCHE I MY K'EN SAVED OVER A HUNDRED UES AND IN DOING 60 'GAVE HIS OWN LIPE I 1 rrr.v vr'PV.--. r!Wvv v ' Swedes Try Driving Plan L.JUXGBYHED. Sweden lUPD The small Swedish sedan turn ed left and into a "fatal" acci dent but all that happened was a squeal of brakes and the voice of a policeman over the loud speaker telling its driver he had jofed. The near-accident and guiding voice are found every weekend here as Swedish drivers practice switching their driving habits from the left to the rinlit side of the road in a huge, mock village driving school. ! Swedes have driven vehicles on the left for almost 200 years. But they have decided to join the rest of the continent on the right. Local motoring clubs and the Maimo Newspaper Kvailspos ten set up the mock village to make the switch as smoothly as possible. The village, jammed every weekend with hundreds of pri vate cars, resembles Times Square or Piccadilly at the ruh hour, only bigger, with hundreds of signs and lights guiding the !wrr;od drivers on their tinfamil lar way. Ail lelt s.tic dining is forbid den. Tlw .-peed is hold to a maxi mum of 23 miles an hour. Police, working from a central control timer, broadcast advice compliments and an occasional scolding correction to a failing driver. Although the Suedes Kivc driv en on tin- loft (or .-o lung. The cars have stirring ulierls set (. r lie new right lane driving stirring on tw lo!t as m thp United States or Europe.
