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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (May 5, 1963)
Quips and jgfift Quotes Dear Mr. Pickle Packer The pickles, Sir, which bear your label Are omnipresent on my table. Their form and color, I attest, Would rival Grannie's at her best. All nestled there within the jar, A perfect masterpiece they are. In fact, at our house children cry To taste your pickles. So do I. So sometime. Sir, perhaps you'll stop off And show me how to CET THE TOP OFF. Belly Billipp A little girl, visiting her grandmother, wanted to help cook dinner. "I've watched Mommy, and I know all about it," she said confidently. "Well," said the grandmother, "what about the dials do you know what they are for?" "Sure," the girl replied. "Mommy twists them to get low, medium, high, and burn." James Shurluck The Vigor of Spring To cultivate a vegetable garden Take a lot of time and labor; I'd rather live next door to one And cultivate my neighbor, Ernest Blevins The city family was looking forward to renting a sum mer home up in the mountains and was corresponding with a property owner who had his house up for rent "Before we agree," the head of the family wrote, "you must assure us that your house has a good view." "From the porch," came the reply, "you can see Mat thew's service station and the Perkins' farm, but other than that there's not much but mountains and takes to look at." V. D. Paint Pity the poor bachelor the only wallet pictures lie has to show are those of Lincoln, Hamilton, and Jackson. I vent Boyett Dad was trying to get his indolent son to take ROTC courses at the university, but he was encountering stub born opposition. "This is the type of training that separ ates the boys from the men!" the father said in a clinch ing argument. "Yeah," agreed the youth, dismally, "and the boys from the girls." Robert Hearn modern TOMS taste as good as they make you feel! mil mm Great taste! Tums let you enjoy good flavor and great acid indi gestion relief at the same time. Try modern TiiMS de lightful minty fresh taste so cool and crisp and never a trace of unpleasant aftertaste. Great relief! Modern Tums now bring belter than ever fast, cITit live, long-lasting relief from acid indigestion, heartburn and gas! Ti ms exclusive formula with scientific buffering action promptly neutralizes excess acids and soothes the stomach by gently coaling the stomach lining, bei 11JMS great relief and ffl mmnm lasle soon ! iKP UyJ V, Always carry TUMS for the tummy! ( of UlWig Taste as good. . . S i i I as tliey make you feet! Modern Tums rt "For a dime I'll remind him Friday's your birthday." "For two bits I'll tell you something that will keep you out of the doghouse Friday." Family Wnkly, May S, IMJ T
