Jacoby
On Bridge
IPAGE S-A
HERALD AND NEWS. Klamath Falli. Ore.
Sunday, April 7, 1963
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South West North East
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4 A Pass 4 N.T. Pass
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Opening lead 4 J
Spade Slam
Said Safer
By OSWALD JACOBY
Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
- One of the many advantages of
tlie Jacoby Transfer Bid Is that
it keeps the play in the no-trump
hand. This is particularly Import
ant after a two no-trump open
ing.
Playing at six spades, South sim
ply won the diamond lead, drew
. trumps, discarded one of his
. clubs on a heart and made his
, slam. If North had been declarer.
East would have opened the
queen of clubs and South would
have lost the first two tricks.
. When this hand was actually
played in a Texas duplicate game
a few pairs arrived at six no
trump Instead of six spades and
one South managed to bring the
contract home.
West opened the jack of dia
monds and South decided that (he
ace of clubs was going to be in
the West hand together with at
least four diamonds.
Therefore, South won the dia
mond lead In his own hand, ran
off three heart tricks In order to
. discard one of dummy's clubs and
then cashed all five spades. He let
his last heart go on the fifth
spade and West who had discard
ed two clubs on the first four
spades had run out of discards,
He did the best he could and
let a club go whereupon South
simply led dummy's last club
ana piayca low lrom his own
hand. West had to play the ace
and South had his twelfth trick
. For a detailed description of
the Jat-oby Transfer Bid order a
copy of Jacohy's new 64-page
. book "Win at Bridge." Just send
your name, address, and SO cents
to: Oswald Jacoby Bender Serv
ice, c-o (his newspaper. P.O. Box
489, Dept. A, Badio City Station,
New York 19, N.Y.
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South West North East
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You, South, hold:
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What do you bid?
A One club. Yon have 19
points and with 4-3-3-3 dlstrlbu
f Hon should definitely bid one
i club, not one spade.
? TODAY'S QUESTION
You do open one club and
your partner responds one dia
mond. What do you do now?
Answer Monday
Fits Rapped
By Appling
SALEM UH - Secretary of
Slato Howell Appling Jr. suggest
ed today that legislators slop
throwing "a fit of pique" when an
executive officer exercises his au
thority. Appling was commenting on a
bill to give the legislature control
over space in tlio capitol. It was
introduced on the heels of the dis
covery that a civil defense center
Is being built in the basement on
executive order.
Appling said it is Ironic thut
legislators who support giving the
governor more authority "are the
lirst to throw a fit of pique when
lie exercises his authority."
"Their present ludicrous posture
reminds me of tlie dachshund who
met himself face to rump while
going around in circles," he said.
"This bill, conceived in frustra
tion, again points up the basic
chirnplircma of legislators who
constantly seek to take over ad
minislralivo functions," he said
FOSSILIZED PLANT? Bert Moore, 50, 1235 Owens Street, observes what ha
bslievas is a piece of a petrified cycad trunk, a flowering plant which was common
in soma parts of North America during the Miocena epoch about 35 million years
ago. Moore, a rockhound and one-time prospector, found the curio in the desert
about two miles southeast of Paisley recently and left it with the Klamath County
Museum. Mn. Lloyd Seeley, curator of the museum, has shipped the object to the
University of Oregon to be positively identified and catalogued. Cycads, believed
to be among the earth's first flowering plants, survived in moist, torrid climate that
was once characteristic of Southern Oregon. Fossilized remnants of the plants have
been found at various locations in South Dakota but discoveries elsewhere have been
rare.
Contestants Aided By Coinword Explanations
EXPLANATIONS ACROSS
1. Sometimes a IX)YAL
habitant will spend his entire life
within his county, having no
chance to travel. An inhabitant
would not have to be described
as LOCAL.
3. Church bells seem to CHIME
more clearly when we have a
guilty conscious for not attend
ing, church. Church bells do not
CHIDE or reprove, hut invite.
5. It takes more than an ACE
to win at bridge. One must hold
other cards as well. The correct
ACT or action in playing should
enable one to win.
6. Communism will never
MULE while human nature rebel:
against it. In the meantime, it
can RILE or irritate millions who
hate it.
7. On vacation, a homeowner
might search for some way to:
kill a WEEK that was boring. He
could kill a single WEED by
merely pulling it up.
To be caucht on a hiehwav
without an essential TOOL could be
most disturbing. A TOLL would
only be essential if one were
driving.
IB. Telling a storv full of
lengthy GAGS is a waste of timel
it can be told in fewer words.
story full of lengthy GAPS or
spaces would not be a waste of
time if it were continued each
evening after dinner.
11. To be content, many older
persons must count on an occa
sional DOZE or nap. A DOLE or1
charitable handout would leave
many older persons very discon
tented with their lot.
15. EDE.V was a former Prime
Minister of Great Britain. EVEN'
was not.
16. A little IRE or rage could
be the cause of a bad skid if it
jdistracted a driver. A little ICE
would not be likely to produce
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xIpURI'B I AlDlE
clever to most people. A pet
CHOW is often clever but this is
not so surprising since it is more
often observed.
4. An oven may burn someone
il a turkev is INVERTED or
really bad skid unless another
car were passing at the instant.
17 The acceptance of a BRIDE
might depend upon one's social
convictions. The acceptance of a
BRIBE would depend upon one's
ethics or honor.
18. Outdoor barbecues call fori
a good BLADE or knife. They1
do not require a BLAZE but
rather a smoldering charcoal fire.
EXPLANATION'S DOWN
2. The person who ACCEPTS
clearly is easy to understand.
The person who ACCENTS
clearly may be speaking in a for-
eign language.
3. A pet CROW is surprisingly
Boss Pleads
Innocence
KANSAS CITY. Mo. UPI
William Sermon, 62. former politi
cal boss of suburban Independ
ence, pleaded innocent Friday to
charges of evading payment of
more than $225,833 in federal in
come tax.
Sermon, using a cane because
of a hip ailment, appeared be
fore U.S. District Judge John W.
Oliver for the arraignment of five
counts of income tax evasion cov
ering a five-year period from 1956
to 1960. He was indicted Thursday
by a grand jury for evading $225,
835 in taxes.
He was released under $2,500
bond, pending trial after May 13.
turned during roasting. A turkeyiahead or had her back turned to
might be INSERTED
oven in a test for size.
5. AL is short for Albeit.
cold tlie car.
14. Almost anyone would retreat
from an obviuus SNOB rather
.I . k nUc.nl A U
6 Beggars are frequently Iess!u'" " l" i"""'"-Dir.r.i-n
hrc ihvivious SNUB might invite a re-
are not begging man tney ap-
K-ar when begging. They are
usually as RUGGED or frail as
thev appear suite this is more
difficult to change.
8. A lazy employe might re
fuse to BELIEVE a fellow work-'
er lor a hundred ditlerent -rea
sons. He could not refuse to RE
LIEVE a fellow worker if he
were ordered to do so or be fired
12. A message written on a lost
SHIP may be for help and be
thrown overboard in a bottle. If
it were written on a lost SLIP no
one would ever know about it.
13. A nasty JEER from a pass
ing car could Ingntcn a timia
woman. She would never see a
LEER if she were looking straight
joinder rattier than a retreat.
Cancer Society
To Show Film
"The Other City," one of the
most dramatic films in the files
of the American Cancer Society,
will be shown during tlie regular
meeting of the local chapter of the
society, slated to begin at 7:30
p.m. Wednesday. April 10, in the
Dr. Sharp Medical Building, 1435
Esplanade, according to Mrs. John
Dickinson, publicity chairman.
O. K. McCart, president of the
county chapter of the society,
has urged that all volunteer work
ers attend the meeting.
Andrew Johnson served as a
U.S. senator after completing his
presidency.
Your uiabla discards will halp
ui to help othars. Don't throw
'm away.
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DECREE OF HONOR, 2 p.m.,
drill team and officers practice,
KC Hall.
OKDEU OF AMARANTH, 8 to
10:30 a.m.. Palm Sunday break
fast, Scottish Rito Temple. Mem
bers and guests.
POMONA GRANGE, 7:30 p.m.,
omccrs meeting, 5th degree prac
tice, Midland Grange Hall.
FRIENDSHIP COUHT. Order of
the Amaranth, 6 p.m., installa
tion practice. Scottish Rile Tem
ple.
MONDAV
TULELAKE HIGH SCHOOL,
Parents' group, 7:30 p.m., meet
ing, Music Room.
GREAT BOOKS DISCUSSION
GROUP, 7:30 p.m., city library.
Gibbon, Decline and Kail.
WASHINGTON (UPD-The Sen-,
ale, in passing President Kcn-i
nedy's mass transit bill 52 - 41
riitirsday, adopted an air pollution
control provision introduced by
Sen. Maurine Neubergcr, D-Ore.
The Neuberger provision cm-
powers the housing administrator
to withhold aid to any urban
transportation system whose facil
ities and equipment fail to comply
with air pollution control criteria
icstablished by tlie secretary of
health, education and welfare.
"Recent studies by the Public
Health Service," Mrs. Neuberger
said, "reveal the ugly price we
are paying fur the benefits of mo
tor vehicle travel in urban cities
and suburbs. Motor vehicle air
pollution in particular has been
identified as the source of a broad
spectrum of evils from the deci
mation of crops and livestock to
the aggravation of human dis
ease.
Although California now re-1
quires automobiles be equipped
with devices to control motor
DEGREE OK HONOR,
p.m., meeting, KC Hall.
7:30
CAR, 7 p.m., meeting, conven
tion plans, Mrs. Bruce Polly, 618
Spring Street.
EWAUNA TOASTM1STRESS,
7:30 p.m., Wincma Hotel. Guests
welcome.
There are four kinds of poison
ous snakes in the United Slates
coral, copperhead, eottonmoulh
and several varieties of rattlesnakes.
Income Tax
Date Near
It's later than you think! There
arc only 10 days left to file your
federal income tax return (or VMVl.
That's the friendly reminder
from A. G. Erickson. district di
rector of the Internal Revenue
Service for the state of Oregon,
who said:
"I should like to remind the
people in Oregon who have not
yet filed tlieir tax returns of tlie
services we can provide lo help
them get their returns in before
the April 15 deadline.
"The most convenient service.
Erickson said, "is tlie telephone
assistance service e)cciiilly de
signed for those taxpayers who
find it difficult to visit the dis
trict of i ice.
"Persons who have started their
tax returns and arc puzzled by a
problem or two should call the
local Internal Revenue Service of
fice closest to them. Then, if Ihey
still need inlormation service.
they should visit our locul oflice
which is tin- most conveniently
located fur llicni."
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Moyina, Lama Undo, Watt Park and parti ot Hot Spnnai.
No loan fan or doling coitt other than titla fta. Principal
and lnrc-r.it JS 84 par $1000.00 par month, or $116.80
monthly on 120,000 loan.
Contact ui if yov would lika to (1) Raduca your month
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othor purpotot or; (3) Refinance in connection with tola.
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112 S. 8th St. Telephone TU 2-3461
vehicle exhaust, the Neuberger
ciause represents the first federal
action to enforce air pollution con
trol standards, the senator said.
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