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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (April 7, 1963)
Jieral&aithBfto They'll Do It Every Time By Jimmy Hatlo POET'S CORNER ANONYMOUS April 7, IMS Page I HE OLD GENT BLOWS HIS ROOF WHEW HE SEES WHAT FRAU AND DAUGHTER HAVE TRIP-PACKED-- Then thev take off and the GREAT MAM STARTS ASKING ABOUT A FEW THINGS HE THINKS IMPORTANT- WW ATT A WE NEED ALL THIS STUFF FOR? WE'RE h iM if1 Then thev take off and the . ' ??IJA M fah?J Pfffli!! 11 UT1 NO7 KtKVl WWV I f M I C V f-V S" THEVUiERETM UlEHi tWUl-UB, wuiwur .r-e J 1 I'l'll I, , KX-fSfX jf niD VOU BRING r7.',o6H- a ) ; fWLK-.TOUCHt f I i V21-s-. SJX.- . r THE EAR SYRINGE? . ' lr.llV l?rr.J IW-i' Name withheld, or the initials only; So often is used, and I wonder why. Do people know words written this way Are a challenge to which none may reply? 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Y-w". r;tt i., ..,. .... f ,i LJ..L,-y I Ll ML I m W?) l:-,gm I free. Praise and criticism we learn to take For no one is ever perfect you see. Jennie Charles ' i THANKS I hope that I deserve the praise That quite often I've received For the little poems printed here, And the memories that they leave. I do not write of a bird's song Or a rose that sparkles with dew; But of my life or-that of a friend. Now sometimes it may be of you. Some folks say they have no story There is nothing that should be told. But as I go about my daily life A poem will just naturally unfold. I am not perfect of rhyme or , rhythm. Nor great honors will I ever at tain. But if I have made just one friend My work here has not been in vain. Jennie Charles DESPOT The lion must kill for his daily fare, But the Despot kills by creating despair. He waves his arms with his jack ass bray, Of how he will rule the world some day, He boasts and boasts of his pies in the skies, And his stpuid ilk believes his lies, He rules his domain with an iron rod, And tells his litter "There is no God." But his house of cards that he's built on mud, Will come tumbling down in a sea of blood, But for him this unholy greedy shark, Not lucky like Noah there'll be no ark. i He's the kind that a four footed striper would scorn, This inhuman scum, oh why was he born? Harry Vogtman BEWARE Last night as I lay sleeping, A peculiar dream came to me. dreamt I started a venture. And it ended drastically. I saw the end acoming, I tried to avoid it, but I was too late. So the next stop that I remem ber, Was in front of the Pearly gate. St. Peter permitted me to enter, Without comment or greetings or fuss. And I saw if I remained in Hea ven, I would just have to be one of us. to be no special There seemed place For the high and mighty. The leaders who had governed Their fellow man's life. But they took their places, with the humble and lowly, Beside their servant and his wife. There were the Preachers who felt they must guide us. If we expected, our Savior to meet. Mixed right in among those poor misguided sinners, From the churches down the street. And there sat those who had served as judges and iurv. Passing judgment on their fellow men. All surrounded by those who had Passed on before them And they had felt they had The right to condemn. I soon saw that Heaven was not run as expected, By those I had known down on earth. But I think God has the right system, And we better start preparing foi it at birth. Lawrence Bullard HABIT Some inhabitants of Styria, Ty rol and other regions believe that arsenic compounds exert a Innie effect and the habit of arsenic eating is prevalent in these re gions, according to the Encvclo- , ; , paedia Britannica.
