Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current, March 31, 1963, Image 34

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Newspaper Page TextThis quiz was designed to "April fool" you ! To avoid the dunce cap, you'll have to identify correctly as true or false at least half the following statements. The answers may seem obvious but watch out! Deciding whether a statement is correct is not as simple as it looks. No fooling now, true or false? QUIZ FOR APRIL 1 With common sense to guide you, you'll get nowhere with this April Fools' testl By JERRY KLEIN 1. The Declaration of Independence waa signed on the Fourth of July, 1776. 2. Cleopatra waa a pure-blooded Egyp tian princeaa. . Frankenstein waa the name of a fic tional monster created by a mad doctor. The 21st century will start on Jan. 1 in the year 2000. Wherever you may be, you need only locate the North Star to find your direction. 6. Cream is heavier than milk. 7. It is illegal to deface or destroy coins. 8. In 1927 Charles A. Lindbergh made the first nonstop flight across the Atlantic Ocean. 9. The liner Lusitania was torpedoed in 1915 on her maiden voyage. 10. Kilts originated in Scotland. 11. The republican form of government originated in ancient Greece. 12. The porcupine shoots its quills to fight off enemies. 13. Diamonds will not burn. 14. A pound of feathers and a pound of gold are the same weight. ILLUSTRATIONS IV JOHN HUEHNERGARTH ANSWERS Sorry if you've been "April fooled," but not one of these statements is true. They all are false because: RIMUJ3 09L'S supuuoD punod B qojq.ri ui 'uia;sXs Xoj; aq Xq po8 : punod aq; o; buij3 000'i 3j saaq; qojqM ui 'ui3;sXs KjodnpjioAB am Xq pai8(3A 3JU ejoiiiito -po8 jo punod BUBq; J3iAB3i si Kjoqutoi. jo punod b 'Xipwiuqssx "H B3ZHq pioqssnoq ;soui uaq; J3;;oq st siqj, "fiaqusjqBj s'aaj3op OOP'I auipssaxs sajn;n -jsduia; ui ujnq lij.vi spuouiiup 'uoqj3 Suisg "El ' ' -;oqs sq ;,ubd Xsqx -;3b;uo3 uo Xuo ;nq 'Xiisbb ;no hbj. siimb auidnojoj -31 J3II S3Uti;U33 Xurnu 3uo(B 3UIB3 BO'iqndaj 3)33.10 aqx "isiaqj ajoioq sjiia.C oOr'I suiog sbje ui paJKad -dn ;u3iuuj3Aoa jo iujoj UB3iqnd3J ;sjij aqx 'It IU31; S.lOA SJBipiOS UBuXssy pirn umuoji qjog -b34b ub3ub.M3; -JPOH B UI p3;BUl3MO Xl3UUUa3S pUB SaUIi; ;U3I3UB UI 3JIH" 3BUI JO IUJOJ SBAV (!H 3qX "01 puBi3.ii jo ;sbo3 aq; jjo psopsdjo; Suisq sjojaq sdu; Xubui p3)3diuo3 psq aqg '061 "! 38bXoa ;sau jaq apBiu vtuvjisnrj aqx '6 o(ob Xu o; ;sjg aq; sba sh 'qajaqpurj ajojsq oi;uB;y sq; esojob do;suou umou psq sasqio '8 ';U3lU33BJ3p SB psnj;SU03 ;0U SI Xj3M3f JO 333ld B SB ;t 3UIBn U3q pUB '3dUIBX3 JOJ 'uiod B ui 3oq b Sujnup ;ng "tuaidtaa.! aq; )B3q3 OS pUB UOJljpiIOD psSBUIRp UI pJBAU3jB p3)Bn3jp aq ;q3tui Xsq; ;sq; Xbm b qons Ul 8UI03 3U!lKIniU ;SUIB3B MB B S.SJSqX ', 3ttoq aq; jo do sq; o; asu ;i pnOM as3 XqM "lUUi ufcq; J3)q3i si uisajQ -g 'aJ3qds;iu3H u.iaq;nog aq; ui U33S sq ;,UB3 ;j 'piaoM aq; jo jsq do; aq; ui SJ.noX sb 8uoj os Xuo noX spina ubs JBg q;jOfj aqx "fi ,''a;a !Xjn; -usa pug sq; 'ooz qSnojq; xoi !Xan;us3 ;sr. aq; aq pinoAt ooi qano-iq; -a'v os 'Xjn;uss b sjbiu o; sjbsX 001 Iinj b ssjib; ;i -xooz jbsX 3q; ui i -UBf uo s;jb;s Xjn;ua3 ;su sqx "3UIBU ou pBq apsui aq 8uiq; aqx '8X81 o baou s.Xsnsqg Xjbjai ui Jsisuoiu sq; ps;BSJ3 oqA ;u3pn;s BOipsm aq; jo siubu sq; sbm uia;sua)(uj j UBtUOp33BJAI HBn;3B sbai qDiq.tt 'X;sBuXp oiBuiBio;,! s,;dxaa jo ;sb sq; sbav Bj;sdosp "j ;i u3;s o; ;a3 pip jaAau uoi;bj -BiaaQ sq; psAOJddB psq oqM ssoq; jo suios ;nq 'g -any uo psxujs saaM sajn;Bu3is aq; jo ;sojfl -js;b s3aM i;un psuais ;,usbav';i ;nq 'q;jnoj aq; uo pa;dopB puB 'sm 'z A"ltif uo P3oa sbav 3Duapu3dapui i uoi;bjbi3sq sqx I COVER: What better setting for popping the ques tion than on a jonquil-covered turf near a coot, blue lake? The romantic twosome was caught by photographer Phoebe Dunn. Xi. Family Weekly LEONARD S. DAVIOOW Prirfrti and rMuhrr WALTEH C. DREYFUS Vicr Prrridm PATRICK E. O ROURKE .4drrrluin Oirtrlor MORTON FRANK Dirretor of PvblMrr Rrfalimu Send all advertising communication! to Family Weekly 153 N. Michigan Ave.. Chicago 1, III. March 31. 1963 Board of Editors Address oil communications about editorial features to Family Weekly, 60 E. Soth St.. New fork 22. N. Y. ERNEST V. HEYN Erfttor-iii-CrWe EN KARTMAN Executive Editor ROBERT FITZOIBSON MormatntT Editor PHILLIP DYKSTKA Art Dimlor MELANIE DE POFT Food Editor Rosolyn Abrevoya. Arden Eidell, Hal London, Jock Ryan; Peer J. Oooenheimer. Hollywood. 1J, FAMILY WEEKLY MAGAZINE. INC., ,53 N. Mrchigan A.,.. Chicago 1. III. All right, rerved.