Herald and news., March 29, 1963, Page 9, Image 9

COUP.
Jacoby
On Bridge
19
EAST
A J 9
7 5 4 3
A42
4 9 87 4
NORTH
K72
K 10 9 3
J 10
A652
WEST
Q 10 5 4
V 6
K 8 6 53
QJ 10
SOl'TH (D)
A A863
V A Q J 2
Q97
K3
North and South vulnerable
South West North East
1N.T. Pass 2 Pass
2 A Pass 3 N.T. Pass
4 V Pass Pass Pass
Opening lead A Q
Macmillan, Dc Gaulle
Big Problem To Bobby
Suit Makes
Most Tricks
By OSWALD JACOBY
Written (or
Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
Some people like to fool around
with Slayman and use the re
sponse even with no interest in a
major suit.
The only time that I respond
two clubs without at least one
fjur card or longer major suit is
w hen 1 am interested in a minor
suit slam and plan to follow my
two club call with a bid of three
in my minor suit.
Thus, when I bid two clubs and
jumped to three no-trump over
my partner's two spade bid he
knew Uiat I had four hearts.
Hence, with four hearts in addi
tion to Hie four spades he had al
ready shown he went to the
heart game.
In rubber bridge the contract
would not have meant much. He
had nine easy tricks at no-trump.
But the game was duplicate and
lie managed to make five odd in
hearts for a top score.
He won the opening club in his
own hand and promptly led a dia
mond. East won with his ace and
returned a trump. Now South was
ready to go after 11 tricks. He
won with his ace, led a club to
dummy's ace, ruffed a club with
the jack of trumps, entered dum
my by leading his deuce of
trumps, ruffed the last club with
his last trump, led a spade to
dummy's king, played out dum
my's last two trumps on which he
discarded low spades and led an
other diamond.
West made his king and South
made the last two tricks with the
ace of spades and queen of dia
monds. To find out more about the
Stayman Convention, order your
copy of "Win at Bridge with Os
wald Jacoby." Just send your
name, address, and 50 cents to:
Oswald Jacoby Reader Service,
care of this newspaper, P.O. Box
489. Dept. A, Radio City Station,
New York 1, N Y.
29
Q The bidding has been:
East South West North
1 Double Pass
Pass Pass 1 N.T.
2 ?
You, South, hold:
AAQ8 7 6 VA42 43 AK 7 6
What do you do?
A Bid two hearts. Ton have
already shown that you haven't
much of a double.
By ANN LANDERS I
Dear Ann Landers: I am 10 1
years old. My name is Bobby. I
have always wanted a dog but
my mother says
dogs are t o o
much trouble
and I'll have to
wait until 1 get
married and
then my wife
will have the
job. I was even
willin? to settle
for a cat but Mom wouldn't go
for that cither.
1 am not figuring on getting
married for quite a while so 1
made a compromise almo.-'. 1
saved money out of my allow
ance of 25 cents a week and
bought two goldfish. I also pa. J
10 cents for fish food. I named
one fish Dc Gaulle and the other
fish Macmillan because these
men are very important in the
news and tlic goldfish look like
important characters.
My problem is I have kept the
goldfish in a water pitcher un
der my bed since Saturday. I am
afraid Mom will find them. Please
tell me how to break the news.
BOB
Dear Bob: Break the news fast.
Two such distinguished charac
ters as .Macmillan and De Gaulle
do not belong under the bed.
Promise Mom you'll take full
responsibility for the care of the
fish. The water should be changed
and the bowl should be washed
regularly.
Dear Ann Landers: I'm 28, sin
gle, and have been keeping com
pany with a man 36. He has
been married twice but neither
marriage worked out. Fortunately
he has no children.
I'm a little overweight and
could not win any beauty con
tests. To be honest 1 never was
very popular, even in my
younger and slimmer days. This
is the only man who has ever
asked me to marry him.
Kent is attractive, good com
pany and gentlemanly. The big
problem is he gets roaring drunk
two or three times a week and
then he's like a different person.
My girl friend tells me no mar
riage is perfect and that I'm too
fussy. She says one day I'll re
gret it. She passed up a chance
to marry 10 years ago and has
been kicking herself ever since.
Before you advise me, please
remember the big three zero is
breathing down my neck and
there is nobody else in sight.
CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO
Dear Choo Choo: A two-time
loser w ho gets knee-walking drunk
two or three times a week could
hardly he considered a spectacu
lar candidate for marriage.
Don't marry a man with an
Outbreak Of Asian Flu Said Possible On West Coast
unresolved drinking problem or
ou'll regret it. Tell him if he
can dry out (with or without
help) and slay off the sauce for
six months you'll consider mar
riage. But not until.
Dear Ann Landers: I am a
widow 53 years of age but coulJ
pa.-s for 10 years younger.
I've been alone for two years.
am financially independent a-.d
my children arc married. Wom
en's clubs, teas and card parties
are coming out of my ears. To
put it bluntly I hunger for male
companionship. But how can a
decent woman let a man kno
'without appearing brazen ano
cheap that she would like to
spend some time with him?
A fine gentleman I have known
for may years lost his wife two
weeks ago. I realize" it's a little
early for him to be lonesome, but
how can I let him know I'm
around? He is very desiraMo
and if I just sit back and wait,
someone else will surely get to
him first.
Please give me some smart ad
vice YOLXG AT HEART
Dear Young: The smartest ad
vice I can give you is to put
away your hunting and fishing
equipment and relax. If you've
known this man for years, he
knows you're around. .
Nothing is more unattractive (o
a bereaved widower than a preda'
lory, over-eager female.
Confidential to Fed To The Ton
sils: If all marriage means to
you is making 18 meals a week
for "that big ape" you need more
help than I can give you.
Are vou going steady? Mak
ing marriage plans? If so, send
or Ann Landers' booklet. Be'
(ore You Marry Is It Love Or
Sex?" enclosing with your re
quest 20 cents in coin and a long,
self-addressed, stamped envelope.
Ann Landers will be glad to
help you with your problems.
Send them to her in care of this
newspaper enclosing a stamped,
self-addressed envelope.
By United Press International
A chance of an outbreak of
Asian flu on the West Coast is
till possible, the U.S. Communi
cable Disease Center warned to
day, but the epidemic that felled
thousands elsewhere in tlie nation
has waned.
A spokesman for the center in
Atlanta, Ga., said the Epidemic
definitely had passed its crest in
the eastern and midwestcrn
states.
"We are watching the West
Coast," he said. "There have
been isolated cases in California
but no evidence there will be an
epidemic in that state."
About 200 of the 4.000 elderly
patients in a state hospital in San
Joaquin County were stricken with
an unidentified respiratory ail
ment. In Northern California, 11
cases of influenza were reported,
but the patients were separated
as much as 200 to 300 miles.
Los Angeles epidemiologist B.A.
Kogan said chances were better
than 50 per cent an outbreak of
Asian flu would occur in about
two weeks. He said, however,
there has been no undue outbreak
of respiratory ailments so far
and an escape from a siege was
still possible.
Washington officials confirmed
the fourth case of Asian flu in
the state Wednesday and studied
blood specimens that could be flu.
School absenteeism was reported
slightly above average by t h e
respiratory ailment.
Asian flu also was confirmed
in Arizona.
Idaho showed a big increase
last week in the flu. The nunber
of reported patients jumped from
123 the previous week to 633.
However, the Idaho Department
of Health has not isolated the
Asian strain yet.
In Iowa, an outbreak of flu
reached epidemic proportions in
the capital city of Des Moines.
The outbreak first appeared about
two weeks ago, Ciyt-County Health
Director James F. Spcers said,
and was expected to last another
wo or three weeks. "it would be kind of egotistic tot Tie hardest hit areas earlicrlOhio, Alabama and Baltimore, lease occurred in a military camp.
Speers said the outbreak has not expect we have somethinc dif-P1"8 year wcle southwesternwhere it was believed the firstlcarly in January. -,'
been definitely typed as Asian flu (orent here when every other city
but said it undoubtedly was sincelhas been having Asian flu." "ERAI.I) AND NEWS, Klamath Falls, Ore.
Friday, March 29, 1963
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West bids three diamonds and
jour partner doubles. What do
you do now?
Answer Tomorrow
Col. Rand
Promoted
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during World War II, has been
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combat missions in which he pi
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and two-place night and all-weather
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Air Force inventory.
He is a graduate of the Com
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well Air Force Base, Ala.
The colonel came to Kingsley
Field in July, 1961. from an as
signcmcnt as senior adviser to
Ibe Arizona National Air Guard
at Phoenix.
A native of Massachusetts, h"
resides with his wife. Alice, and
their three children. Stephen. 16.
Christopher, 14, and Robin. 6. in
Falcon Heights. A married daugh
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