Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (March 3, 1963)
Quips L Quote vmt To a Gentleman in Need of a Shave I'll own, my hero, gome genu of note Have chosen to emulate the goat And sported a beard. There was Shake speare, natch, And Bluebeard flaunting an azure thatch. Or take the Smiths, old Trade and Mark; Take Grant with shrubbery fit for a park. Take a bearded clam, or take a door mat And kiss it fondly the same type format To learn what's known to a million women: When Samson suffered that famous trimmin', Though men have labeled it deep dark treason, Delilah, dear, had a darn good reason! Georgie Starbuck Galbrailh So Says the At the Office "That new dress does wonders for you, Miss Smith. I like a woman who knows clothes." "Put another $70,000 in the advertising budget." "Gimme the same lunch as always, Ma bel cheese on rye and coffee." "It's a date, Pete. We'll go 36 holes next Sunday." "I'm leaving early, Miss Smith. I'm tired enough to drop in my tracks." The veteran baseball star had a streak of cruelty in him, and he usually reserved it for timid rookies. During spring train ing he was particularly hard on a pink cheeked young pitcher making his first appearance in a major-league camp. "I'll knock that pitch of yours into South America," he shouted, stepping into the batter's box. The youngster got two strikes on tht old-timer, but each time he became more rattled. His third pitch went wildly out of control, but the overconfident veteran swung blindly and struck out. The star trudged back into the dugout silently, but at the steps he turned and yelled : "With lousy control like that, you'll never stay in the big leagues!" John Sheplock Husband At Home "But that old purple dress always looks so good on you, honey. Why get some thing else?" "What do you mean you need an extra $10 this week?" "Don't tell me we're having meat loaf two nights in a row!" "Honey, would you mind running out and picking up the newspaper?" ' "Stop nagging. I'll come to bed right after the late movie." Ben Cassell mi "Can you call him back later I'm expecting a call mytelf.' MOISTURE PROOF". your baby against: diaper irritation! 5 Protects like oil soothes like powder I See for yourself. Smooth Z. B. T. Baby ' Powder on palm of hand, sprinkle with water. See how it runs off without pen etrating Z. B. T.'s protective sheath. There's proof that Z. B. T. Baby Powder with Olive Oil repeh irritation causing moisture, where ordinary baby powders abtorb it. Guard your baby's tender skin against urine scald, diaper rash by using Z. B. T. Baby Powder after every bath and diaper change! Also guards against chafing and prickly heat Ustd ky hitirtis if kispital wrserits 2.B.T When colds make you cough, lake double-action De Witt's Cough Control Medicine to soothe throat irritations and suppress unneces sary coughs at the control center; it contains tested d-Mcthorphan, the safe, sure replacement for narcotics. I SsaJ mmm 'wnen your children cough because of colds, give them DeWiit's Baby Cough Symp easy to take, effective. YOUTH RE-CAPTURABLE i Ufa-, A secret as old feminine cull Itself, but known only to a lucky few In each feneration. DO-IT-YOURSELF FACE IFTIreQ Is now oasy for any woman writing to spond 10 mlnutas teaming this fool-proof beauty tachntquo. No failures, no pain, or danger possible. No surgery, f reeling, or peeling needed. The template secret yours for fust one dollar. Send check or money order to: AGE-WISE COSMETICS, 1 Worth St Dept 21, Saw Francisco 14, Calif. STOPPED iNAJirrr fcoct Fomll Wrrfcly. March 1. 1MJ ITCH Now, get relief fast. Dr. Dennis DJ D. Prescription stops tormenting, raw. fiery Itch of eczema, rashes, acne, chafing, other Itch troubles. Oreaselrst, stainless, soothing, cool antiseptic. Helps prevent Infection-promotes healing. Don't suffer. Ask druggist for D.D.D. liquid or err me. HELPS HEART ACTION GIVES MORE STRENGTH STAMINA VIGOR PROVED 10years-600 persons University Experiments REFUSE SUBSTITUTES-' only VioBin Oil PROVED helpful. Send NOW for FREE book f IS llvri4 & VIOBIN MONTicEUO. Illinois IPftOMETOL 8 to 1 vigor factor I concentrate Violin Oil. Samel benefits NO fat calories. I REAL RELIEF... When simple hemorrhoid, cause aftnny and embarrassing itch, use DeWitt's Manan now even more effective with AHantoin. a special healing agent. Manan alio contains bcnocaine to case pain, and a vasoconstrictor lo help reduce swelling, ror soothing action anil ism palliative relief, try . iain r OINTMENT OR SUPPOSITORIES Women Past 21 WITH BLADDER IRRITATION After 21, common Kidney or Bladder Ir ritations affect twice as many woman as men and mar make you tense and nervous from too frequent, burning or Itching urination both day and nlcht. Beoondarllf, you mar kwe aleep and suffer from Head- acnes, Backache and feel old. Ured, de pressed. In such Irritation. CYSTfcX usually brines fast, relaxing comfort br curbing? Irritating terms In strong, acid urine and br analgesic pain relief. Oct OTSTKX at druggists. Feel better fast.
