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Opening lead K
PAGE C-A
HERALD AND NEWS, Klamath Falls, Ore.
Sunday, January 27, 1963 i
Lucky Lead
Nets Slam
By OSWALD JACOBY
Written for
Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
No series of articles on the
tryanny of the spade suit would
, be complete without my own fa
vorite hand. The game was rub-
. bcr brideo and I had a conserva
. live partner. Hence, my third
opening of one spade on a mere
four card suit.
West might have jumped to sev
en hearts. He would make it all
by himself, but West felt certain
that a seven heart bid would pro
duce a seven spade sacrifice so
he merely doubled.
My partner jumped to four
spades and naturally enough 1
passed. West continued his de-
ccptive tactics by bidding five
. hearts. My partner bid five
fpades. West continued to six
, hearts and after North and East
passed I fell right into West's
trap and doubled.
At this point West could have
settled for a small slam doubled
with an ovcrtrlck, but West be
came greedy. He decided to re
double. North passed. 1 had dou
bled and I should get out of my
own mess.
I wanted out and ran to six
spades. West went to seven hearts
and when the bid got back to me
I was convinced that West was
sitting there with 13 red cards.
1 went to seven spades. West dou
bled and opened the king of dia
monds. I rutted with dummy's!
r-iuht, led the four of spades and
finessed my six spot. 1 rutlcd a
second diamond high. ld the
three of spades and finessed my
. pine then ruflcd my last diamond
Returning to my hand with the
are of clubs, I drew fcast's last
two trumps and eventually dls
carded my two losing hearts on
dummy's clubs to make (he luck
iest grand slam in history.
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Tom And Jerry Trade
Logical For Girls
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use in space vehicles and satellites. UPI Telephoto
Navy Certain Polaris Subs
Can Avoid Enemy Detection
By ANN LANDERS
Dear Ann Landers: My girl
friend and I are both 16. She
goes with a fellow named Tom
I go with Jerry. They are both
nice guys, but tliey have com-
p 1 e t e 1 y opposite personalities
Tom is quiet and reserved and
Jerry is the life
of the party and
full of jokes
We got talking
seriously about
our fellows the
other night and
it turns out that
I admire Tom
and she goes for
Jerry. I'm fed up on Jerry's jokes
and she is bored with Tom s quiet
ness. We would like to trade. This
thought has crossed my mind be
fore but I never had the nerve to
mention it. Now that I know she
feels the same way, how do you
think we should go about it?
FAIR EXCHANGE
Dear Fair: You can't just trade
steadies as if they were stuffed
monkeys.
Since both of you obviously are
dissatisfied with your boy friends
why not simply break up the
steady arrangement (which is for
the birds anyway). With a little
luck Tom may come your way
and Jerry may go hers.
18
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South West North, East
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2 Pass 3 Pass
3 V Pass 4 Pass
4 Pass 4 pass
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What do you do7
A Bid four no-trump. Tour
partner eould have bid four
hurls rtihl over three, but those
to make a elub bid first, lie must
be Interested In slam,
TODAY'S QUESTION
Your partner bids five hearts
to show two aces. What do you
do now?
Answer Monday
WASHINGTON (UPI I - The
Navy is completely confident that
the U.S. fleet of Polaris missile
submarines can escape detection
by any scientific means developed
so far.
Commenting on statements at
tributed to French government
circles that the locations of the
subs probably would be known to
an enemy before a war started,
a Navy skesman siid he doubt
cd whether even one of them
would be detected.
President Kennedy told his news
conference Thursday that Polaris
submarines would be deployed in
the Mediterranean and that this
weapon Was "very good." but tho
United Slates was not placing sole
reliance on the sca-launchcd missiles.
The Navy spokesman said there
were two or three ways in which
a Polaris submarine, even though
it remained submerged, might be
detected.
One way would be provided II
the submarine were lorccd by an
emergency, such as Ihc .serious
illness ol a crew member, to
transmit a radio message.
An alert enemy might trace tho
message back lo its sources.
"1 can't swear thai there hasn
been an exrcnlion, but I doubt
whether a Polaris submarine on
palrol has ever yet transmitted a
radio message, although Ihey re
ceive messages continuously on
very low frequency broadcasts
thai can be heard underwater,"
tho spokesman said.
Another conceivable means of
detection would be a radar-
equipped piano flying overhead at
about tho hour of twilight when
Polaris submarine is likely to
raise its periscope in order to get
a fix on (lie stars, for navigational
purposes.
'A periscO)c Is a very dilficult
radar target, but if the plane hap
pened lo be on exactly the right
course it could be picked up," the
spokesman said.
However, the point here would
be that I lie plane pilot would know
where the submarine was for a
few seconds, bul not where it
would be in the next few
minutes."
The spokesman explained that.
through Ihc use of a "star-finder"
Dear Ann Landers: I was dis
turbed by the letter signed, "Lon
don Observer." He made the
statement that Enclish and Euro-
manual lo set a periscope sextant iDean children show more respect
in advance, the period of cxnosurcifor adulls than American chil-
thought we
married.
would have to get
I was willing to do Uie decent
thing but she said she'd marry
me only u it was absolutely nec
essary because her freedom
meant too much. One day Joyce
nanded my fraternity pm back to
me and said, Tve lost interest
(jooaoye ana good luck. I was
deeply hurt.
1 haven't seen her since Novem
ber and have healed nicely, thank
you. I m dating several nice gals
and am not involved with any
one.
Yesterday Joyce phoned and
said she misses me and wants to
get married at once. The tone of
urgency in her voice suggested
she might be in a tough spot. 1
feel an obligation to Joyce be
cause 1 was her first serious boy
friend, but 1 have no desire to
marry her. Am I a heel?
LOOSE HANGER
Dear Loose: If you haven't
seen Joyce since November the
'tough spot" she may be in has
nothing to do with you. Consid
er yourgelve lucky to have un
wound from this girl and let
this be a lesson to you as well
as to others.
Confidential to TONS OF
TROUBLE: Some people who
have tons of trouble grow wings
and fly above it. Others get
crutches and join the ranks of
the crippled. You can take your
choice.
Day-Long Flight In Space
Set To Blast Off April 2
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla.
(UPI I America's next manned
orbital flight into space, a day
long mission by astronaut Leroy
Gordon Cooper, Jr., 35, is sched
uled for April 2, it was learned
today.
The flight could last even long
er than a day.
Tentative plans are to send the
Air Force major 22 times around
the world, a flight that would take
34 hours. This is nearly four times
farther than any U.S. astronaut
has flown in space.
At the minimum, space officials
hope to keep Cooper aloft 24
hours.
Informed sources said the April
2 launching date looks "fairly
firm," but emphasized that
"there always is a possibility of
a slip in the schedule.
Another source said he expect
ed that "while we may not make
it on that exact date,
for Schirra's Sigma 7 capsule lastl
October.
Schirra's six-orbit trip current
ly is the record for U.S. space
men, but Russian cosmonauis
Andrian Nikolaycv and Pavel
Popovich far outstripped that in
their "dual orbit" flight last October.
Scientists plan to permit Cooper,
to sleep once and possibly twice
during the long voyage. No Amen-
Jet Bomber
Crash Seen
BROWNVILLE JUNCTION,
Maine (UPH Air rescue teams
spotted the wreckage of a Strate
gic Air Command B52 jet bomber
in the central Maine wilderness
today and dropped paramedics to
aid survivors.
Four parachutes and at least
I think wpUwo members of the nine-man
will come pretty close."
Cooper will be hurled aloft
aboard the same type spaceship1
that carried Mercury teammates
John H. Glenn Jr., M. Scott Car
penter and Walter M. Schirra Jr.
into orbit last year, it is a bcll
shaped space capsule atop a mod
ified Atlas missile booster.
On Hie basis of a 22-orbit trip.
Cooper would land somewhere in
the Pacific Ocean near Midway
Island, close to the landina site
crew were spotted by the Arctic
trained Air Force teams which
converged on the area in a score
of planes and helicopters at dawn.
One man reportedly had a broken
leg.
can astronaut has ever taken a
nap in space, although the last
three Soviet cosmonauts did so.
Otherwise, Cooper will have
plenty of work cut out for him.
He will be asked to:
Release a five-inch ball with
flashing lights and follow it by
eye. This experiment is expected
to determine how far a man can
see in space, and should be use
ful in later flights that will in
volve bringing two objects in or
bit close together.
Inflate a balloon behind the
spacecraft in flight lo see how
much drag or air friction there is
at orbital altitude. 1 ins experi
ment was attempted by Carpen
ter last May, but failed when the
balloon did not inflate u!ly.
Test a new fuel system for
the control unit. This will not be
a part of the spacecraft's mission
control system, but will cause a
change in tho capsule s altitude
control system when used.
Photograph objects through
the spacecraft's window with spe
cial filters. This is a continuation
of filming done by Schirra dur-
his six-orbit flight.
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TU 4-JIU th A Pins
can be reduced to a small frac
tion of a minute.
Ten Polaris subs have been
commissioned so far, and nine
have been deployed secretly.
Funds already appropriated or re
quested will complete by mid-IWiii
fleet of 41, each carrying 16
nuclear-lipped missiles.
African Republic
Answer to Previous Punla
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UN Chapter
Meeting Set
President Paul Meiers of (he
Klamath Kails Chapter of Hie
Orofion United Nations Avsocia
tinn announces Jan. 2!) as date for
the annual chapter meeting lo he
lield nl llio First Presbyterian
ClHtrvh, this city.
A potlui k dinner start inn nl
fi:30 p.m. Mill be followed by the
business meeting and prop-am.
Those not wishing lo attend the
dinner should le present not later
than 7:30 (or llie remainder of the
session.
A brief hir-incvs meeting Is
scheduled. The program, to be
deadline for filing address report! provided by a lireat IWisinns
panel, will lie on "The Common
Alien Signup
Date Jan. 31
. PORTLAND District Director
Alfred J. I'rhano of li lmmi
ration and Naturalization Serv
ice reminded aliens in Oregon1
that Thursday. Jan. Si. Is the
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dren. The expression he usedi
was "less cheeky." !
I've had experience with both
crouos and it is my belief that
while English and European chil
dren may seem better behaved il
is a hypocritical type ol benav-
ior which does not reflect their
truc feelings. They are more ter
rified than respectlul.
American children communi.
cate more easily with aauns.
They arc not slifled by an atmos
phere of rigid authority, iney
feel free to be frank and out-
sDoken which is a healthier cli
mate for an adolescent, ine
beaulifullv mannered" children
often seethe underneath with hos
tility. Their problems come lat
er. NICHOLAS J. P.
Dear Nickey: 1 agree that "re
spect" rooted in fear may Be
flattering to the adult Dul can m
damaging lo the child.
Children should not he terrified
ol their Barents. But neither
should narcnts be terriiied of
their children. I believe in
give and take relationship, but
the narenls shouldn't take too
much guff, that is.
Dear Ann Landers: I started to
date Joyce in my freshman year
of college. We were inseparable
lor Iwo and a half years. As you
can imagine, we became 100 inu
mate for our own good and on
three separate occasions I
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