By Jimmy Hatlo
Poetry
WHEN MY SONINLW
CAME COURTING
My son-in-law came courting, ,
Sunday, Jan. 27, 19G3 Page 4-C
It was very plain to see;
He was trying his level best.
To make an impression on me.
They'll Do It Every Time
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He had on his best clothes,
And says a glad. "Hello";
He asked about my pains,
As if he cared to know.
1 felt sorry for the guy.
For his eye had a blank stare;
Until. "How arc you doing?"
'I said)
And I offered him a chair.
Finally, lie asked about the
farming.
And allowed the crops needed
rain;
He told about all his money
When he harvested all his grain.
He came of course to ask me,
For my sweet daughter's hand;
But he stammered and stut
tered. So I couldn't understand.
Then J recalled another
scene.
When I was young aicl gay;
When I asked my wife's dad
If I could take his girl away.
I simply grinned at him, and
Tried to encourage the lad;
For I sure could remember how
I had worked on Mary's dad.
C.J.H.
SHE SET THE TABLE FOR TWO
Mother's eyes are wet today,
For she remembers when;
The kiddies were all at home
And she set the table for ten,
Now the boys and girls are
gone.
the hardly knows what to do;
For now when meal time comes
around
She sets the table for two.
The span of life terminates.
The years of life left are few;
Sorrowfully she views the task
Setting the table for two.
In memory the children play.
At the strings of a mother'i
heart ;
Then again her eyes are full
When they have drifted apart.
Again they are little tots.
Praying at their Mother's knee
But in leaving and going away
This she could never see.
Ture. most kiddies don't realize,
When to manhood they grew;
That a mother's heart aches
today
When she sets the table for
two. C. J. H.
OCR LOCAL PAPER
Our paper conies at three.
I always watch (he rural route;
For you see I want to know
What the news is all about.
1 know it is not much to brag
about,
But whenever it is late;
I fret and cast about,
At an awful rale.
Hid Jones die, who was sick?
Did the Browns move away?
The clouds are gathcrinj, thick
Will it rain today?
How many babies were born?
Who was married on the dol?
Hid they set that robber free?
Or five years he got?
Some folks call it the scandal
sheet.
At Ye Editor they rant and
roar.
Rut if it don't come today
How will I know the score?
If the paper I did not see,
Holy gee and I'll swan;
How can I posted be or
Know ihe goings on?
Then I like In read the
obituaries.
Before I so to bed;
And if my name i.'n't there.
I'll know lor sure I'm not dead.
C. J. II.
OCR NEWSPAPER BOY
I salute the man who brings,
Our paper to our door;
He makes his daily wage and,
Does not ask for more.
He is in hiiness for himself.
And he watches every dime;
It matters not the weather (or
He is always right on time.
He has to please his customers,
And cater to every demand;
And he must keep a record of
Ml the cash on hand.
I know he must sacrifice.
A portion of his play;
While attending another job.
To keep ihe wolf away.
V I thank our paper man.
Who brings the news to me;
And the very good job he does
And to his punctuality.
Some of our rmve successful
men.
They climbed that Golden
Si air;
Usons 'earned, on a papri
loulr.
And became a miiiionauf
C J H.