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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Oct. 8, 1961)
Quips and Quotes Slf-Srvd Suffering through the check-out line, The thought that I belabor Deal Kith a neui philotophy Entitled, "Shove thy neighbor." Robert Besch Don't Stop Now! Machines now tenth anil dry our clothe, Another doe the dithet. And if f tcant a breete, one blow The air right where one withe. Machinery grind my garbage up And aho mow my lawn. It cook the food on which I tup, The litl goet on and on. Vet I can tee one lat need which Vm hoping tcience fill: A gitmo that, at flick of twitch. Will quietly pay my bill. Dick Emmons The young man strolled into the living room and immediately his father prepared for the worst "Well, what do you want to borrow now?" he growled. "Matter of fact," the son replied, "I'd like to borrow the car this weekend." "The whole weekend! What are you go ing to do?" "I thought I'd go off and get married," the son said nonchalantly. "Married? Married? Who are you mar rying?" "I don't know yet," the youth replied. "I wanted to make sure I could get the car first" Jim Henry . and this is Barbara Joan's room!" The ladies were discussing their mothers-in-law. "I've never had any trouble," said a young woman. "My mother-in-law has never told me how to raise the children, prepare meals, or do house cleaning." As the other women looked at one an other in surprise, she concluded: "In fact, she has never spoken to me at all since John told her we were getting married." Torn Burner A little girl forgot the lines she was to speak in the church pageant. Her anguished mother in the front row gestured and si lently formed the words with her lips, but to no avail. At last, she whispered the cue: "I am the light of the world." ' Instantly the child relaxed. With supreme confidence she began in a loud voice: "My mother is the light of the world." If took our early irlllrri months to crott the country anil with today, traffic, that't ttill good time. John Shotwell Family Weekly, October I, mi it M WI I 11 t ' ' Will', .l Jjn.t ,lMJpill,l s - B t. CAN YOU AFFORD THIS BED? Statistics show that your chances of becoming disabled from accident or illness this year are 1 in 4.' Pretty grim odds for a man, particularly if he has a wife and children. Pretty expensive odds, too, in view of today's high hos pital and surgical costs, and the income loss that may result from a long term disability. To help guard against such financial hardships. New York Life offers many up-to-date Health Insurance Plans. There are hospital and surgical expense plans for single individuals and for families, and even "senior citizen" plans for persons from 61 to 75 years of age all providing Lifetime coverage. There are also Major Medical Plans to help protect you against the really big bills. All pro vide realistic benefits in line with today's higher costs. Yet, because of practical deductible clauses and sensible exclusions, premiums are surprisingly modest. For the family breadwinner, a New York Life Income Protection Plan is extremely important. Under Buch a plan if you should become totally disabled, you can receive a regular monthly check vital income your family will need. Remember, the odds are 1 in 4. Wouldn't it be wise to have financial protection against accident or sickness and its resulting hardships before the need arises? Call your New York Life Agent soon. Or, for more information, mail the coupon below. From National Safety Council ud U. S. Public Health Service Records. The New York Life Agent in Your Community it a Good Man to Know Life Insurance Group Insurance Annuities .Health Insurance. Pension Plana NEW YORK LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY Dept. FW-51, 61 Madison Ave., New York 10, N.Y. I would like more information about your: Health Insurance Plans Income Protection Plans I (am) (am not) a New York Life policyowner now. NAME- ADDRESS-CITY -ZONE- COUNTY
