Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current, March 20, 1961, Image 8

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Newspaper Page Textspring L I IS TRULY AJ . MAGICAL rfcfh (.TIME OF reCAVsft. COCOON, FOB AM Lm Ikl A CCW nAYe IT ujii i p,iic;t FORTH AS A BEAUTIFUL" K HOW i rv THAT? INSIAINTi.j BUTTERFLIES.' Tlyyv 6ACKIN1UEG00D0ifaS.A! Kits -cassis Udl.D IT ! WAIT VWTIL I AtUTrtt CHEWING STOPS. 1 COULD BE. SLIME R0HASKA HID .SOMEWHERE IN THIS REGION POR ) WEEKS BEFORE HE WAS NABfreW I 8.R0WN5VILLE 1 '"WjjM'y SHERIFF! MAYBE i fXfAH I A3fflJ i THAT LAREDO ffljv J7 1 H SANK R088ER! V ' j I'LL TAKE A ' LOOk.CAPTAlW EASY. TH' 8ANK LOOT HASN'T BEEU FOUWD AMOKUIHTC REPORT. HB MAY , WO IT WHERE- HOLED m 1 WHILE ON A f'"7 AFTER THEY ltflCTVEAlt! 1 iT " 8WW f VOU FOR THAT SANK WE'lLl UlSiUw I FOR LAREDO hi j0B,R0HA5KA,VWlL!E SEE! n " ii t-JVV Wat ALL YOU EVER DO LATELY 1$ SIT, AND WATCH TV i: I BES YOUR PARDON. ..I AM NOT WATCHING TV... '4.o (fO I AM ENSA6ED IN I CREATIVE VIEWING 1 T RED HOT MAMMY TO BE EVICTED FROM FREEZER With no further funds available to poo their refrigerator rent, the VoKumswllI be tossed out, like four burning lumps of coal,.Prom. theli comfortoble quarters Inthedeep- TAKE ONE LAST COOL BREATH, FOLKS, BECAUSE; IN 30 SECONDS "OUT" 51 DUNTWIPRPIPPLE LAT'S TALK COLD TURKb-Y, ABOUT A HOT PROPOSITION fr- l& LAT'S TALK COLD TURKb-Y, ABOUT . jr"! PHOTPTOPCSmONjrr-raE3r-1 IHH ji-4j I v r..r l n t n. 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CANTWEV REACH SHORE IN TIME? WILL THE BUMPER HOLD? Eft,.A CORSAGE fcrA 'HJW f ME 7 OH EAOO . , VDU KNOW IW A LITTLE ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS FEAR. NOT, FAIR. EVWSE.L THESE ARE ONLV PADCD WrVM ? 7 Ycex! she's allergic To IMITATIONS Tfio BEETLE WERE yOU WORKIN3 IM THE SISN SHOP VBSTiRPAVj afi V6S, I 6ARSB PIP VOL) " PAINT 'THESE VES, NEW TARBTS?Jl SAKB I f c oust cantN K PO CIRCLES J WELL BARRYMORE, IWHAT KIND DF E6& ARE? THE OWLS &0IN6 TO HATCH IN Pnat ir CLVDE.WOUR) AA30R,i "CVRANOOB oi iniT V : YOU'RE- 0 BEA&ERAC 1 GROWS TI650M6.MCHANG-). 30R LITTL6 THEATER KIG Ai5AY, THATS WA, SELECTED A S t0KI6CT5ftTHE YARN TEMDER I1TH CEMTURy IV FAST6RAS0OT THE FRENCH POMANCE.'UWMTHAMA THE TAMTALIZIN6 AROMA ft AJEWS- OF FKE9H SAUERKRAUT .(VREEL. ASSAILS AW NOSTRILS.' ARE VIE HAMlMG RIBS TOWISHT 6uV WlTHTMa gEAkT BUILT FOR TWO, klSM'T IT ? 7EWTH FLOOR FOR I SUPPOSE IF THERE AIWT I CARDIOGRAPH, THIRP1 J THERE WAS I MUCH WR0N6 J f FLOOR FOR X-RAVS, ATIMEWHEM ( WHEN YOU WIWETEEWTH FLOOR THAT OLD BOY V COME, THERE I FOI BLOOP COUMT, I HAP5TAMIWA WILL BE WHEN ECOWO FLOOR FOR j EN0USHT0 60 k YOU SO --IT COWFEREMCE J THRU OWE OF ( MAKES STROHS THEN PRESENT THESE I MEW CREEP.' J i THIS CARP BACK I 7 MODERN . VhERE . CHECKUFa) l( X BORN THIRTY YEARS TOO SOON .'.T.'."',.;'.'. WERE THERE i ANY CALLS J FOR ME -r G'SfSt. WHILE I '??' -r Was -' ves.oome II" S" CALLED VOU OH.OEAR - AND t J' WANTED TO , , ASK HER SOMETHWGIi 'U I (WELL,' GO AHEAD- ---y SHE'S STILL ' ' ' VTLINSj flU-f MI l ALL A0OUf fWS PA&HBK. THP AUSTRALIAN CMAWP, AN'"' .ow. eov, wAve vov hbarp thb news? v I vjtiZZ7MB.'yOU -MSOTTA MANP IT i 'JS SURE YEZZIR.' WE,TO VOLI.OOR.. f THERE YARE,GU7, FOUR THAT'S HAD TH' AREA Y'SURE DID I ENEMY SPIES ALL J ALL I COVERED... I A FINE JOS II WRAPPED UP AN' jOF'EM?V NUTHIN GOT TRAINING V J SHH . ( HArr TO TAKg ! ; 1 a ' i AW, THAT'S TH' LEAST I COULD DO, SEEIN'S HOW OU WAS GOOD ENOUSH T'LEND EM TO ME ... BESIDES, TH'JOB- I'M GONNA NEED SURE, ONLY $ 'EM FOR REQUIRES I THERE'S ONE , (f , TOUSH.TOp- 1 THING Y'fiOTTA , iQ , NOTCHTkOOFVREMEMERO T- 1H1 f MA. Im. TJJ. t U.. Hl OW. I I y V ( ) F7-" m- rl ( P" c """" ' v KJ COMB-HERE T' tuOSlS I SYLVESTER ! HOW AM f DRIVE- A fa (I SUPPOSED T SERVE J IN Mlr, VA IN 7ATf--' I (THAT'S VKttK) 6UVN0R.I DEMAND THE SAME SERVICE! AS THOSE WHO CAN AFFOXP TO DEIVE AN AUTO FURTHER WORE ..BLA...BIA. n IF YA NEEDS ANVTHIN' V IT JLSE, HONIcVER-HORNyi- 9 .,, ,- -, - -" 3-20 MUST BE ' 1 COMING J DOWN WITH Y 50METHINS J yAjjj - T - -1- , , - Q IMt T WtA. tn. T.M. tf. UJ. Pit. Oft. EVERYTHING 6EEM5 TO BE GOING UP AND DOWN. BUT IF HIS PaIWTIWSS ARE VALUABLE. I'LL TELL HIM OLD 6kEtEk WONT SELL1 SO.' , ME HIS PAINTIWlSS, BUT HW 0 S&LLTH&M TO TVU If, Ml FOR PRACTICALLY M0THIN6, MELAMIE; I nTT-TrmTiM (HOW CAW YOU EVCM THIMK OFCHEATIUsl. viC, ARE YOUSJW'iW Y A PEAR OLD MAN WHO WORKED FOR" OUEJ J REALLY LiCSlA'S LATER I Moa March 80, 196' PaE 8 Foolish Facts And Useless Information I By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK (API Things a columnist might never know if he didn't oDen his mail: What are the two most oeauu- ful words in the English lan guage? Doroiny ranters cnn. Check enclosed. Students, vou can probably win money from your American his tory professor by betting him a dollar to a dune ne cani name the first woman to submerge in a submarine. She was Clara Barton, founder of the U.S. Red Cross. Laughter has become a status symbol. Some psychologists say the more often a person laughs, the higher he probably is on the social scale. We're not sure why, but light ning last year struck four times as many men as women. A pos sible reason: most women have more sense than to go out into a storm. While we're on this subject, did you know the electric eel is one of nature's most potent forms of living lightning? It can produce BOO volts, enough to stun a buffalo. Our quotable notables: "No man in the world has more cour-' age than the man who can stop after he has eaten one peanut." Channing Pollock. You're middle-aged if you can remember the Marmon, the Stutz Bearcat, and the Cord. They are among the nearly 2,000 different makes of automobiles ranging from the ABC (1906) to the Zip (1913 that have been manufac tured in this country. . Tiny, crowded Japan is getting, even more crowded because its people are getting bigger. Since. 1900 the average 20-year-old Jap anse man has grown from 5 feet 3Vt inches to 5 feet 4Vi. Japanese, girls have done even better, rising from 4 feet 10 to 5 feet and a quarter inch. Financial troubles break up many marriages, but prosperity is no guarantee of marital hap piness. Wealthy America has the world's highest divorce rate, money-poor Ireland one of the lowest. Night is the friend of fire. About 90 per cent of fires break out be tween 8 o'clock in the evening and 8 in the morning. The peak hours: between midnight and 2 a.m. Most home fires start in the kitchen or the living room. Looking for a novel present for a boy who has everything? To celebrate the 75th anniversary of the invention of the BB gun, a firm has turned out a gold-plated model. It's yours for a measly $1,000. Wisecrack of the week: Women are the greatest magicians. Some make men of fools, others make ! fools of men. ' . Odd nuggets of knowledge un-. likely to change your life: Costa Rica has the highest literacy rate in Latin America. Some 25 per cent of the U.S. prison population is made up of auto thieves. Brleitte Bardot told an interview er her favorite food is bananas. Flattery does get you some where. A top door-to-door sales- , man told bandleader Paul Lavalle this was his success secret: "The first five words I utter when a housewife opens the door are 'Miss, is your mother In?' " We were not meant to be lonely a psychiatric study found even normal people began to show." signs of neurotic behavior after as little as three hours, in com plete isolation. It was Don Marquis who ad vised, "Live so that you can stick out your tongue at the insurance doctor." People Read SPOT ADS you are ( j 1 , J 'cTk ' 6o "t im Not I TOMMY TUHEOS BORNEO I TELLING D DAN'S HOUSE I ) YOU. H WHO Elff DO IT? JOHNNY." 'j ( 07 nip) i TT if NOW, NOW. JOHNNY? JUST DON'T DARE TELL YOU WHEN SOU GET THAT CERTAIN LOOK. LIKE ftN ANGEL! YEP! AN ANGEL THAT'S JUST LINED UP A CUSTOMER I THE QNG6L OP pecTH YOU KILL. TOO QUICK I CAN'T LET YOU DO IT! ry, HANDLE THJ3 CASE! I HM'M! I BCTTCO AV3SA6F VJEBtyl X-ooo 8iu- 1 I is oMLy , I V ZaSit ! )