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PAGE SIX FRANK JENKINS Editor BILL JENKINS Managing Editor I FLOYD WYNNE City Editor MAURICE MILLER Circulation Mgr Ph. TU 4-4752 1'ienie : By BILL JENKINS ; Everylhing seems to change these days. But nothing, I'm fiire. has undergone Mich a dras tic revision as the common Amer ican picnic. Not if we arc to be lieve the evidence anyway. In the old days, il 1 recall cor rectly, a picnic was an affair usu ally indulged in the spring and t iimmer months. The family loaded up a basket with tuna sandwiches, fried chicken, pea nut butler and radishes. The faithful old insulated jug was filled with lemonade and the whole family took olf for the nearest spot along the nearest river where you could swim in the shallows, lie around in the shade, and eat too much and, .in your spare lime, battle the anls : Apparently this tradition has pone with the derby hat and the nickel beer. - Nowadays I can only picture the average family picnic as go ing something like this: The word spreads that there is to be a picnic. Tension fills the air. Command forces rally around the leader who assigns each mem ber a sector. "Clean out your sec tor," goes the order, "flct every piece of garbage, junk, rubble Don't overlook a single empty can or bottle. Pack them all up end put them in the car. This being done the happy fam ily lakes off for some far away spot in the woods, the more beau t if til the belter. Perhaps they find a murmurous little stream somewhere with grassy banks and shady old logs around to sit tin. . Then Ihe action flares. Junior takes his allotment of winter trash and dumps it behind a log. Father, being a little old and stiff in I he joints, dumps his in the middle of Ihe road. Mother dumps last week's garbage, her old shoes, several old pans that are worn out and a collection of old magazines in the creek hop ing they will wash away. They don't. They just spread along the banks. , Sisler, being of an invenlivc mind, finds a hollow stump and carefully dumps her garbage there, thus achieving a sort of nat ural cornucopia of trash that, can be seen, and smellcd, for quite a distance around. Having achieved Ihcsc individ ual cffnrls the family sils down to a picnic meal consisting en tirely of things out of cans and bottles and served in paper plates and cups. The empty con tainers are used in a throwing contest to sec who can get the most distance. The bottles, ac cording to Ihe rules, must be broken. Preferably where some child or a wandering dog will cut his feet to ribbons on Ihe shards. The cups are lossed in the creek and the plales are scaled all owr the landscape. Then, having finished, the fam ily picks up the picnic blanket and heads out, filled with a sense of satisfaction that they have got ten rid of at least part of Ihe ac cumulated trash and garbage in the house. The trip home will be marred only if they happen by Ihe city dump. If that happens they will all wrinkle up their noses, shud der in disgust and ask each other how in the world anyone could stand lo drive into such a place whore all Hint garbage is being carefully buried by a big bull do?er. You think this is tint an ac curate picture of the picnic as she is known lod.iy? Then just go out in the woods one of these fine days. Head for your favorite fishing stream. Hie yourself lo Ihe little beauty spot that you remember so well from last year. I'll guarantee that you'll come home feeling like I do. That Ihe average picnic must he nothing but a chance for the unthinking and the inconsiderate to dump their trash. lripvnnri By FLORENCE JENKINS The National Association of Retail Grocers has come out with a three-step method for handling employe grievances. The three steps arc: 1. Cry 2. Lislen 3. Smile "Crying" with the employe over his problems makes him feel he has found a friend. Ihe Associa tion claims, pointing nut that lack of friendship (according lo Indus trial psychologists! is one of the major reasons for employes grievances. Listen attentively to the prob lem, savs the Association. "As the emplove talks, he will elabor ate on each point. Willi all of Ihe facts of the case out in the open it may be possible to Hvoid a repeat of the same grievance. The smile is the crucial poinl I Entered as second class mailer at Hie post ollice al Klamath Kails. Ore., on August 20. 1006. under act of Congress. March 8. 1879 ..-.,,... sfcKWtfcs. ASSOCIATED PRESS UNITED PRESS AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATIONS Serving Southern Oregon And Northern California of Ihe procedure, Ihe Association spokesman feels. "If the smile is sincere, the employe will he more willing to go along with Ihe final verdict ahout the grievance, while "one thai looks like a past-cd-on grin will causo the employe to be more demanding.' Maybe the Association has a formula which will work In oili er than cmploycr-cmployo rela tionships. IliC'si S)MM'lMK By JAMES MARLOW Associated Press News Analyst WASHINGTON (API - Presi dent Eisenhower has made only a few political sjieechcs so far in 1 but they were enough lo show: 1. Clitics of his defense pro gram get under his skin. 2 In this election vcar his main theme il. be peace andUered hard agains, Kennedy. prospenly. Iwarning Wisconsin labor voters 3. He is going to plug for Vicchat Kennedy had done them in President diehard M. Nixon Back in late January, in his first political siccch of Ihe year he started banging al the critics mainly Democrn'ic would-be prcs- idential candidates of bis ad - ministration's defense efforts. His answer, repeated again in February and once more Monday nizht in a speech to Iteuuhlican'consin cot into t lie act. Thcv an- women, is that this counlrv is thpinoiinccd for what it was worth. strongest on earlh. He thought t lie criticism tough enough to require answer at least three times. Bui Democratic charges thai Ihe American economy has been stunted during his seven years in office also irritate him. He has louent back on Ihat, arguing his administra' ion's aim was lo pre serve Ihe stability ol Ihe dollar. Monday night he returned lo a justification of the way his admin istration has handled Ihe econo my. This lime he returned to an idea which he has used a number of times before and attributed lo Lincoln that the government should only do what a citizen can't do lor himself. But the Democrats argue in es sence that Eisenhower has simply tailed to do enough. As for Nixon: Eisenhower fired his opening gun in support of Nion's presidential candidacy al news colerence Inst month. Monday night he exmunded on Nixon's virtues as he sees Ihem. The list of his administration's accomplishments which he reeled off seemed clearly Ihe foundation on which he will campaign (his year to get a Republican president j elected, with his own record as a base for his successor. If all the points in the list rould he bundled into one sentence Ihey would carry Ihe label peace and prosperity. This was pretty much his main theme in his in.jfi cam paign for his own reelection. He hit hard on the reminder that il was in his administration the war in Korea was ended and Ihat no American has died in battle since. He repealed his belief in the need for a balanced budget al though through most of his admin istration he has been unable lo achieve it. He summed up in Ihe following paragraph Ihe various stops on the political organ he and the rest of the Republicans w ill play I his year. "The record is filled with such advances as improvements in Ihe health and welfare of our people, the greater soundness, freedom .inn growth ot our economy, in-' creased modernization and strengthening of our defense greater prestige abroad and Ihe initiation of a road-building pro gram that dwarfs anything' of its kind in all history of all nations " Washington Wiiiilou By 1.VI.E C. WILSON MILWAUKEE, Wis. (I'PD -Handsome Sen. John F. Kenned (D-Mass.) doesn't like lo admit I timber: 1 1JC;,1 p-vqr 1 1 I lV i fVrr' i ..... I I I il, but there is a socko "stop-isponsors lined up a group ol Kcnnrdy" movement here. lyoung military officers to serve A front runner must expect as escorts for Ihe princesses and that and Kennedy is the front! that is how I'nivac got into the runner right now ilodayi for Ihcipicturc. Democratic picsidenlial ncimina-j j dR-( m,.;in )a Utuvac has lion. Today is Wisconsin's presi.hnPn drafted or anything like dential preference primary day. jilul. Il was called into service The people are voting. So. Ken-:lo decide which officer should es nedy may not be Ihe front run-jcorl which princess, This is no ncr at all alter the ballots arc easy job. counted tonight. Kronl runners! n i,e past, d,e festival spnn must expect all others to gangers matched up the couples ac up in a slonhim movement. Iljcording lo height and let it go the others (ail to stop the front I at ihat. But this vcar Ihey de runner, then the front man sim-UnYd to do Ihings' scienlilually ply gallops on lo win the prcsi- p. ,.:,.,,. ,,j t,.,.i .,. dential nominal ion at his party's riiitiomil convention. The others, i thus, mu.-tt lose the prize Thus il is that Sen. Wavne Morse (D-Ore.) barged into tnis.tthich was supposed to match the primary campaign over me wcck- end bv telecast from his Wash- i. r. r m h. by helping fashion Ihe llijli la bor reform hill. Morse is. him self, a candidate of sorts for the Democratic presidential nnmina-l lion. Of sorts, only. Morse has no;)""1 " r niosi 'chance. His real choice is Adlai! E. Stevenson. Thus, also, some of Ihe Syming-i ton-lor-presidcnt people in Wis- which wasn't much, thai they would support in today's primary Sen. Hubert H. Humphrey (1 Minn. I. Kennedy's onuoncnl. In Washington, a representative oficr lhan the princesses, one wil Sen. Sluart Symington D - Mo. illowly blonde wound up with a (said Symington was not a party to this Wisconsin maneuver. More immrtant in the stip-l While wailing mound for t'ni Kcnncdy movemenf is Ihe un- ac to decide their fates. Ihe mislakahlc trend lo Humphrey of Wisconsin voters who in 1952 - 6 wei-c lor Stevenson, the stralegy of all concerned is ob vious. If Kennedy moves out of Wis consin Wednesday with a big pri mary victory he will be jet-pro pelled toward Ihe Drmocrnlic presidential nomination next July in Los Angeles. If nothing inter vened to slop him between here and Los Angeles. Kennedy would lie nominated on an early ballot. I here w ould he no prolonged and agonizing balloting, no huddles in smoke filled rooms. In short. there would be no deadlock. Slcvenson's admirers. Svining- lon and his followers, even Sen. Lyndon R. Johnson i)-Tex.i and his southwestern buckaroos. al want and need a deadlocked na lional convention in which Ken iiedy has been stopped cold. Al Ihat point - if it ever is readied - the Democratic nominal ion mut fall amnnx ihns il . he lossed up for crabs amonciwi,c o Jolm Rollc' a" English them Stevenson says he is not a can- didale. His worshipping ad- mirers hope. howeor. to draft again. Stevenson has nol id "no" to Ihat. He has said. however, that it could nol hap pen that a man could not be dialled twice. A draft blew Stev enson into the 1!I52 nominal ion. I lu IJglifor Side By DICK WEST WASHINGTON d'Pli - You don't have lo loll me what a voting man's fancy lightly lurnsi In thoughts or in spring, but I never knew old Ciuvnc (ell Ihall way loo. 1 n ver knew, thai is. until 1 ... ,. ' ;, "7 , , "h, F'""e ,hc '"- .'lierry blos. saw I'nivac playing the mating som P"-" a '" military escorts. Heaven onlv knows wh:il those electronic brains will lhinklmi,t1' , ,., . ( Humphrey: I have been gain .... ' . . inc Ihe last few davs." Ihe pi-iiU'csvcs. one from each; ,. . , , 1 . , ., , Kennedy: I mst hope, slate, are hero for he cherry ' bio-som festival which is being held this week in honor of our blooming trees. At least we hope;! ... . i' " .i" ' , : . . . ' hii-l i In a hn hv in I hp ( i-imnui they will bloom hetorc the festi val is over. At this point il is more of a cherry bud festival Be Ihat as it mav, the festival A MM HERALD AND NEWS. Klamalb Falls. Ore. Subscription Rales CARRIER .MONTH $ 1.75 8 MONTHS Z..Z. $10.50 j YEAR 21.00 MAIL MONTH f 1.7S MONTHS 110.00 1 YEAR J1I00 askcrt , (j , a qllc,llolln,.,.e ivmc vital statistics, back ground and inlrreMs. This datum was fed inTo a I nivac computer, ,1,, u bov n i l the r cht sr. . ' I Amom; u.nc, us. e panic.- ; "prZ s , ,i,.u, h,ic ..r, ' ,i, ,.,. L.,mrrf , milltH,.v clcs. this caused some eyebrow- lifting. The Air Korcc. which is our dug its loe into the rug, mut tered "ah shucks" and rclused lo let its officers answer the ques- Possibly this statistical gap hampered L'nivac's electronic mat'-hmakiii!!. Al any rate, de- pite its instructions to make sure 'be escorts were live inches tal I Marine lieutenant w hose crewcut j barely reached her eyebrows I princesses and the escorts i mingled around a punchbowl and listened lo an accordianisl and a ; left-handed guitar player line nut "It l,oiks Like Bain in Cherry Blossom Lane." They were beginning lo find a spirit of togetherness when Ijni- vac stepped in and reshuffled Aller seeing the results, I am in clined to think it would have been better lo let nature lake its course. And I suspect some of the princesses and their escorts agree. rii AlmaiKic By United Press International Today is Tuesday, April 5, the (Kilh day of Ihe year, with 270 more days in lOiiO. The moon is approaching its full phase. The morning stars are Mercury, 1M'"S' "'I'""- ann r,a,u,n' I 0,1 ,his m hls,ol'-v: ! ' hil4. Pocahontas became Ihe colonist In liilfi. Charles Chaplin be- amr ,hc higliesl pricert lilm star i'" """ " IKMI contract with the Mutual Film Corp. lor one year's work. Ill 1H49, a lire at St. Anthony's Hospital at Effingham. III., killed 74 persons, including 10 new born babies. A thought for today: One-time British Minister Benjamin Dis raeli, the Eai'l of Bcaconslield, said: "Ignorance never settles a question." Bv I'niled Press Intemalional MILWAUKEE - Sens. Hubert II. Humphrey iD-Minn.i and John - : Kenneriv ill-Mass. . rclnsing .n ,. ; . . . day's Wisconsin presidential pri- CHICAGO A court employe. M.-o I!. I.. lr..L.- IT ....... Court Building where her hus band was being arraigned on burglary charccs: "Monday is always a busy day in court." JACKSONVILLE. Fla. - World War I ace Eddie Rickrnbacker. now chairman of the honid of Eastern Airlines, speaking ol the future of aviation: "With the technological tools within our grasp, we can proems larther in the nrl In ears than we have in I he pasl 30." 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