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Monday, March 21, 1060
AIR FORCE LAYOFF
WASHINGTON! (UPI) Th
Air Force Air Material Com.
mand plans lo lay off 2.377 civi
ban employes, most of them by
the end of April, at six bases.
The command, which has head,
quarters at Wright-Patterson Air
Force Base in Dayton, Ohio, will
cut its employment rosier lo 310,.
(hki. ihe Air Force announced Fri
day They'll Do It Every Time
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Tln IJgliiVr SUlt'
By DICK WEST
WASHINGTON (L'Pli-A friend
of mine in the baby doctoring
the way various governmental ha- game nearly startled me out ol
rraus li'V to educate" the pco
pie. Comr.s mm a release relating to
two new "liee" pamphlets Irom
the Small Business Administra
tion's Portland office.
One of them, "Are You Really
Scrvicc-.Minvled" (number 52 in the
Small Business Administration's
Jlarkelers Aid series) was pre
pared by someone by the name of
Einar Johnson, a (lepuly regional
director of the oil ice in Chicago.
Apparently both arc directed at
retail merchants.
"The leallet discusses the willing
ness to serve; service as an alti
tilde of mind; fulfillment of a need;
suggested types of service; limita
tions; merchandise and know-how
In addition, case histories arc giv
en were service was, and was not,
used." according to the release.
The oilier is number 53 in the sc
rics and is entitled "Is Your Staff
Service-Minded?"
This is just going a lew step:
farther than the Department of
Agriculture and some ol the oth
er lederal bureau have gone in
ollcring free pamphlets on how
to make a shirt, how to can beets
and probably how lo house-break
the new puppy which the federal
government has tried to foist on
helpless Star Route and rural box-
holders for more than a genera
tmn.
Just why .should we pay the sal
aries of additional bureau staffers
Who want lo write a book?
If there wasn't so much useless
writing done, probably we wouldn't
have lo pay the salaries of so
many deputy directors ol this and
that around the country.
Isn't it time we demand of our
Congressmen and Legislators that
this wasteful expansion of so
called services be stopped com
pletely?
IMMnriiinuiPul
By JOHN M. IfKVIITOWEn
WASHINGTON (API The
United Stales may propose lo its
allies and the Soviet Union that
disarmament be given lop priority
in negotiations at the May Hi sum
mit conference in Paris.
Officials considering this possi
bility believe the result might be
to take some of the heat off the
dispute with the Soviet Union over
West Berlin and to concentrate
attention on the one subject which
oilers the possibility of important
asreemcnt.
A priority lor disarmament was
discussed by top U.S. leaders
with West German Chancellor
Konrad Adenauer during his visit
last week.
It was further pointed up by the
new Soviet conditional acceptance
of a U.S. proposal lor a limited
rather than total trealy ban on
test explosions of nuclear weap
ons. Tho Soviets made their offer
Saturday. U.S. olficiais are skep
tical ahou! their purpose but nolo
they now have narrowed the gap
between their own and the West
ern position on a nuclear lest
trealy.
If they are acting in good lailh
ofliciais said, it might be possi
ble lo work out most of the prob
lems involved in agreement on a
treaty in time for final decisions
at the summit.
If the Soviets are not acting in
good faith if they arc simply
maneuvering lor immediate ad
vantage by splitting the United
States and Britain U.S. leaders
hone to find this out well m ad
vance of the .summit.
Before a U.S. stand can he
taken. Eisenhower may have to
decide among other things whelh
er the nation's .security makes it
vital lo resume underground test
ing of nuclear weapons next fall
Some atomic and military of
fields say such tests are needed
The possibility of an East-West
agreement on a ban ol the testing
of nuclear weapons is now the
brightest among disarmament is
sues, but at the moment it is far
from a probability.
So far as the Berlin dispute
goes, however, there is prcsenih
no prospect of agreement what
ever at the summit conlerencc.
Soviet Premier Nikita Khrush
chev has said thai sooner or later
he is determined to force the
United Slates. Britain and France
to pull out of West Berlin, lie has
threatened if necessary lo make
a separate peace treaty with East
Germany in an attempt to achieve
that end.
The Western powers have re
peatedly asserted they will not he
forced out and last week Eisen
hower gave Adenauer new assur
ances on this point.
my rompers the other night by
sayiiut a lew kind words about
television
1 was startled because nearly
all the comments 1 have heard
of read about TV shows recently
have been critical. Much of it was
directed at the steady stream ol
shool-em-ups and whodunits Bow
ing Irom the liny screen.
There seems to be a strong
body of opinion which holds that
the cowboys and the private eyes
are corrupting our young by glo
rilying violence.
For all I know, these critics
may be rifilit. I am not trying
to pick a quarrel with them in
quoting my pediatrician friend or
to hold out his words as the gos
pel. I take the position that as long
as little minds arc occupied with
western gun duels, little hands
aren't going to be out stripping
cars or little feet running through
Ihe room where daddy is trying
to read the paper.
Much to my surprise, when I
made my teclings known lo the
medico who staunches runny
noses around my house, he didn't
threaten lo have me arrested, or
even lilt an eyebrow.
As a mailer ol lad. he said
a certain amount of exposure to
televised violence probably is
good for the juvenile race. This
was so abrupt a departure from
what I presumed to he Ihe con
ventional outlook, I urged Ihe
good doctor lo elaborate on his
own lime, of course,
As I understand his thesis, the
average child, deep down in his
pure little heart, is nursing a
grudge against his old man. Sup
pose your sibling is engaged in
some innocent pursuit, such as
using your favorite pipe as a
launching pad for soap bubbles
You naturally tell him lo knock
it off and get to bed.
Junior's immediate instinct is
to pounce upon dear old dad and
commit mayhem. This he reali7.es
is impractical, you being bigger
than he is and very likely strong
er. Besides that, patricide is il
legal in most slates.
Unable to use you as an outlet
for his hostility, the child be
comes Irustraled. Frustrations
can lead lo big trouble and this
is where television comes in.
Seeing all those outlaws being
gunned down by Ihe marshal pro
vides him a means of releasing
penl-up emotions. Subconsciously,
he is aiming the slugs at you-knnw-who.
This all sounds logical lo me
but perhaps I should add a quali
fying sentence. The pediatrician I
quote is a bachelor who never
watches television himself.
tical sources are predicting a
cabinet shakcup. Primary result
would be lo increase the dulics
of Vice President and Premier
Chen Cheng to prepare the way
for the day lie may eventually
lake over from the aging Chiang.
II also is believed a possibility
that Syngman Hhcc, 84-year-old
president of the Republic of
Korea, might slep aside lor his
heir-apparcnl, Vice President-elect
Lee Ki-Poong. Lee has been hand-
picked by Ithee and would be ex
pected to go down the line for
Ithee's program.
The U. S. Philippines negolia
lions for a new air treaty may
develop into another nolablc
squabble. The Philippines can
celed the old treaty as one - sided
earlier this year and think they
have everything to gain and noth
ing to lose by being tough. They
igiuc they have the United Slates
over a barrel particularly Pan
American Airways whose fran
chise lo operate in the Philippines
expires soon.
This week two international con
ferences get down lo lough bar-
aining in Geneva, Switzerland.
But at least in the case of the
10-nation disarmament conference
no firm results arc expected soon.
Predictions are that it will take
a year, and possibly years, before
Ihe disarmament conferees can
reach any sort of conclusion. The
other meeting is the nil-nation law
of the sea conlerencc which,
among other things, involves im
portant fishing rights.
Foreign i
By PHIL NEWSO.M
UPI Foreign Edilor
From Ihe foreign editors note
book;
West German Socialists are nnl
happy with Chancellor Konrad
Adenauer's proposal Ihal Berlin
ers he allowed lo vote lo decide
their own future whether to go
over to the East German Com
munists or retain (heir links with
Ihe West. However, the Socialists
still have nnl decided whether to
go on record -formally opposing
it. Meanwhile, there is no doubl
about the Communist altitude.
They oppose il because the vote
certainly would go lo Ihe West.
Adenauer's personal prestige at
home already has been consider
ably enhanced by his U. S. visit.
Willi Nationalist Chinese Presi
dent Chiang Kai-shek's return to
oldce a foregone conclusion, poli-
lloman Wives
By HAL BOYLE
NEW YORK (AP) Things a
columnist might never know if he
didn't open his mail:
Wives in ancient Rome had an
interesting way of reforming a
hoozing husband. When wine had
dulled him, they slipped live eels
into his drink.
The 1 HiO census is expected lo
show that 62 per cent of Ameri
can families now own their homes,
more than at any other time i
our history.
As every mother knows, a hoy
baby uses from two lo five more
diapers a day than a girl baby
Preparedness pays. In tiny
Switzerland, which hasn't had a
war in more than 150 years, ev
ery able-bodied man serves peri
ndically In the National Militia
over a 40-year span, from the age
of 20 to Ml. As a result of this
lifelong training, no other army
its size has as many sharpshoot
ers.
Our quotable notables: "Honest
statesmanship," Abraham Lincoln
once observed drily, "is the wise
employment of individual mean
ness (or the public good.
You think this has been a lougli
winter? During the winter of
liiflH-07 a world record lotal of R(M
inches of snow fell at Tamarack
Calif.
The good old days! In 1!I47 a
poll of ex-GIs showed the average
price they paid for a new suit
was $37.
There's nothing more American
ban ham and eggs. But they also
were popular foods with Ihe Egyp
tians back in 1500 B. C.
Leap-year tip to the ladies: Tell
your lavorilc bachelor he can
help save your life by marrying
you. Statistics prove Ihal wives
divorcees, and widows all have
lower death rates than women
who never wed.
England has its beatniks, loo
But over there they are known as
weirdies."
Great thoughts by great minds;
"There may he some things bet
ter than sex." said W. C. Fields
And some Ihings may he worse
But there is nothing exactly like
it."
Longevity: A lobster, if it can
avoid hot water, lives about 50
years.
Worst pun of the week: Kath
ryn Murray tells ol the young girl
who went lo her f list dance and
suffered Irom stag fright.
Ever wonder where the term
"two bits" came from? It stems
from the lime when a Spanish
coin, Ihe real, circulated widely
in the New World. The coin had
eight notches. When it was
chopped into quarters, each part
was worth two bits.
Do you shrink from work? Sure
you do. The average man shrink:
about three quarters of an inch
every day between breakfast and
sundown.
SHORT RIBS By Frank O'Neal
A VJU eClHj I I ITS MUCH TO? WlMBY WHV,
T? MS 10 RV TA VT KITE ? WU MI&HT K CARRIED AvW!
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Eligibility requirements and
rates of payment under Ihe new
pension system effective July 1
WHO, are explained in the revised
Veterans Administration pamphlet
"Federal Bcnelits for Veterans
and Dependents," now on sale
at the U.S. Government Print
ing Office in Washington, DC.
the VA announced recently.
The booklet, also called VA
Pact Sheet IS-1, lists all major
henefits available lo U.S. veterans,
explains the nature of the henefits
eligibility requirements, and tells
where eligible veterans and their
dependents may apply for the
benefits.
A single copy may be purchased
from the printing oflice for 15
cents. A discount may be secured
for quantity purchases.
Question of the week:
Q. I hear people talking about
the "equalization clause" in the
new pension system. Just what
does this mean? I am the widow
of a Korea veteran and will soon
he eligible for pension under this
new law.
A. T h e phrase "equaliza
tion clause" refers to the fact that
eligibility requirements based on
war service of a veteran become
alike or equal for widows and chil
dren of World Wars 1 and II and
Ihe Korean conflict on or alter
July 1, WHO. It will no longer
he necessary for you to establish
thai your husband had a service-
connected disability at the time of
his death, as it was formerly.
Th Alumnae
By United Press Internationa!
Today is Monday. March 21, Ihe
Slsl day of the year, with 285
more in WHO.
The moon is approaching its
new phase.
The morning stars are Venus
Mars, Jupiter and Saturn.
On this day in history:
In 1B85. German composer, mu
sician and organist Johann Sebas
tian Bach was born.
In 171)0. Thomas Jefferson he-
came Ihe first Secretary of State,
in the cabinet of George Washington.
In 1!M. Ihe United Nations
moved into temporary headquar
ters at Hunter College in New
York City.
A thought for today: Early
American statesman Thomas Jef
ferson said: "When angry count
10 before you speak: if very an
gry, a hundred."
United Press International
WASHINGTON - E. R. Qucsa-
da. administrator of Ihe Federal
Aviation Agency, in a telegram to
Lockheed, manufacturer of ihe
Elcctra turbo-prop airliners:
The Tell City Und.l crash now
appears to be sufficiently similar
lo a previous accident of the
same type aircraft last Septem
ber near Bulfalo. Tex., lo justily
operating restrictions pending fur
ther investigation."
SAN FRANCISCO - San Fran
cisco lity lollege coed Sandy
Cherniss. 41-2H-37. reporting fail
ure alter a shopping tour to com-
ply with the dean's demand that
she wear loose clothing to hide her
figure;
Loose like what? Like a tent?"
CONAKRY. Guinea - President
Sekou Tome explaining why he
welcomes Communist Chinese to
Guinea:
The qualities of serious work
and perseverance of the Chinese
will he an example lo ficht
against our laziness, our indo
lence and our lack of foresight."
HAVANA Statement repeat
ed several limes on a television
broadcast by Ernesto iChe Cue-
ara. leftist economic czar of
Cuba:
"Cabas great friend is Soviet
Russia."
Dems Support Brown Stand
SACRAMENTO H'Pli - Cali-
:orma Democrats have lirmly
backed Gov. Edmund G. Blown
on his stand on two of his most
controversial issues narcotics
and the death penally.
The California Democratic
Council Sunday repealed the earl
ier action of the Stale Democratic
Central Committee in giving its
unanimous approval to Brown's
decision against calling a special
session of the Legislature on nar
cotics.
The council congratulated
Brown lor refusing lo give in lo
requests for "panic button" law.-
on narcotics that "salve the pub
lie conscience but don't solve the
problem."
It also praised Brown for his
'outstanding message lo Ihe Leg
islature on abolishment of the
Icath penally." It urged parly
leaders to continue lo work to
ward the abolishment of capital
punishment.
Drive-In Robbed
The Parkmore Drive In. 4054
South Sixth Street, reported theft
of $H3 lo stale police sometime
early Saturday morning. Police
aid Ihe money had been hidden.
and Ihal nothing else was laken.
Entry was made through a back
window inadvertently loll unlocked.
PLANE LANDS S.UKI.V
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (UPli A
Delia Airlines DC-4 carrying 71
persons from Detroit lo Tampa.
Fla., made an cmereenev l.mrf.
here Friday because pilot J.
Hurley said he heard an "ex
plosion" in Ihe nose wheel after
akcoff. Mechanics found the noise
was caused by a sheer pin break-
The central committee earlier in
the weekend meeting had added
its praise for Ihe governor's in
lenlion to veto any tax-cutting
measures passed during the Leg
islature's current budget session.
Meanwhile. Brown got in a few
words of praise for his fellow par
ty members.
"Here in Ihe vice president's
Richard M. Nixon's! own state,
he is disclosed lo be trailing two
of the leading Democratic candi
dates by substantial margins and
to be losing ground to others."
1IKI.E.VSK FISHERMEN
TOKYO (CPU Japanese fish
ermen now detained in the Re
public of Korea will he released
at Ihe end of the month. South
Korean Ambassador Yiu Tai Ha
said Friday night. Yiu said 167
fishermen in Pusan who have
completed sentences imposed for
violating the so-called "Mice fish
ery line" would be sent home.
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Ihe governor said. I
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