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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 31, 1960)
Quips Si tXXXfl fjL Quotes VICKS Decongestant INHALER Opens cold-blocked nose clear up to your sinus Tests prove new Vlcks Inhaler clears congestion fast Dramatic new clinical tests of actual colds sinus sufferers show that 5 min utes after use the new Vicks Decongestant Inhaler decreases nasal congestion most effectively. And it may be used regularly for continued relief without stinging or burning. Actually, just one whiff and you feel immediate relief I New Vicks Decongestant action instantly shrinks swollen membranes, clears congestion of colds, aller gies, hay fever. Opens your cold congested nasal passages all the way to your sinuses for faster wide-open breathing relief. m The woman motorist was driving along an isolated country road when she noticed sev eral repairmen climbing a telephone pole. "You men make me mad," she shouted at her startled husband. "I know my driving isn't that bad!" A. W. Stinson Simple Recipe for Utopia Take wages of today and mix 1932 prices and then Dividends of 1926 And taxes of 1910. Shirley Jo Bennett Out Hut Not Down Give me a frozen mountainside, A place where sleds will really slide! Give me a day that's bleak and chill, Throw in a snowstorm, if you will; Give me all this and tell you what, Abandoning my fireside rut, I'll take the kids out in the snow And pick them up in an hour or so! Dick Emmons "How do you like this one, dear?" the hus band asked as he tried on a new suit in the men's wear department. His wife eyed the fit at the waist and shook her head. "Better get a smaller size," she advised. "But a smaller size would be too tight," he protested. "Oh, no," she explained. "I'm going on a diet next week." Ken Krajt It would speed thinpa up if the census lakers put all the presidential hopefuls in one corner, and just counted the few of us left. John Shotwrll "Sir, I have invested part of my salary in company stock every week for the past 23 years, and I now own controlling interest, KNUCKLEHEAD!" Family Weekly. January 31. I960 VflSf DO rf SOMETHING ABOUT IT... A NEW DIETARY FOOD DISCOVERY Highly Nutritious Low in Calories fi i iJi- MARSHALL FIELD'S . CHICAGO MAY CO. . . MACY'S . . . POGUE'S . . KAUFMANN'S BROADWAY . DAYTON'S . . JOSLIN'S . . LOWENSTEIN'S . CLEVELAND KANSAS CITY . CINCINNATI , PITTSBURGH LOS ANGELES MINNEAPOLIS . . DENVER . . MEMPHIS and m.ny others throughout the U.S. SAFE 'TWILL Is food . . . not fad . . . not drug. Sofe even for children. SIMPLE Jgtt mix 'TWILL In water. Tastes goad. PRACTICAL 'TWIll takoi th. place .1 high calorie food,. ECONOMICAL Coitt less Hurt 17 cents par meal. INTRODUCTORY TRIAL OFFER! If you h.v.n't h.d en opportunity to try 'TWILL, lake advenleg. of this Spotlit OHor NOWI two $4.50 riuc Mi Regular$9.0b Value . . 7 m jau..i a 1 If, after using the first 01. can, you ore not completely satisfied. If you aren't losing weight, fooling hotter or for any othor rotten are dissatisfied, simply rotum the sec ond can, unopened, within 30 days for a full $7.50 refund. Guarantee applies to Ihii in. troduclory offer only) I NUTRITIONAL SERVIC6. INC.' ' ' ' FW1 . P. O. BOX 92. Dept. 1 '. ; CEDAR RAPIDS I, IOWA ' Plooto lend mo tho Introductory Offer I for S7.50 lodd ISc Kill la, in low,. ; I Encloied lit ' I CHECK MONEY ORDER CASH ; . Nam. ' Addrou I I City Zone .... State ..... I ISorry, No C O.O.'ll ' Noloi Thl, offer not ayallabla In tlottl.
