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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 10, 1960)
Note to a Doting: Grandfather Give Junior a jarful of bugs, A parakeet, turtle, or guppy; But since we've just purchased new rugs, For Pete's sake, don't make it a puppy! Hal Chadwick NoW! v Shave your tender zone Without skin irritation or your money back ! Special live action lather does It! Colgate Instnnt Shave actually ' shaves the "Tender Zone" under your chin as smoothly as your face. Amazing live action lather is charged with activated moisture that softens whiskers for the quick est, closest shave possible . . . with out irritating nicks or scrapes. Get new Colgate Instant Shave. MONCY-IACK GUARANTEE. If not com- Sletely satisfied with Colgate Instant have, send the Dock ace to Colsate- Palmollve Company for a full refund. New COLGATE Inslcinl Shave No better shave cream at any price 69 JcoLCAnj II jl infer tabu, Hure'l nitfclnt Wltll than Colgate IrHihlttt er Colgate Uthtr. Help Fill Research Clinics Patient Aid thejyiS 'Milium saiiosis HEMORRHOIDS SWOLLEN TISSUE REDUCED . . p , with NEW DECONGESTIVE FORMULA . . . REDUCED.' S )ECON FStops pain in minutes! Now reduction and retraction ol congested, swollen pile tissue, in ternal or external, cun be expected with this new formula based on positive decongesting of the tissues themselves. From all over the world comes word that the DeVViti ManZan for mula does bring this blessed release from hemorrhoid suffering and with more than mere astringent shrinking! Pain und itching are relieved in minutes almost on contact! Bui the truly amazing relief arises from reduction and retraction of tor tured, congested (issues themselves. - Dccongesiivc formula includes al ia nioin to speed healing of injured purls. Your druggist will confirm You can with ManZan The motorist was disconsolate as he pulled into the garage. "What's the matter this time?" the mechanic asked. "Remember that carburetor you installed that saves 30 percent on gas?" "Yes." "And the timer you sold me that saved 50 per cent on gas, and the spark plugs that cut off another 30 percent?" "Sure, I remember." "Well, now put on something to stop the gas tank from overflowing'." A. W. Stinson Mad Scramble Although I can cook, it's the lord of our cottage Who enters the kitchen to glorify pottage. So when he's been cheffing, it's surely no matter For anguish to wash up a plate and a platter. And while I am at it, a mixer, a grater, A skillet (best soak it and scour it out later), A chopping bowl, a mixing bowl, measure, and stew pan; (Ah well, e'est la guerre, and we'll just get a new pan!) Plus casserole, spatula, cheese knife, and strainer. But as I was saying, should I turn complainer At scullery duty when, out of this shambles, My darling serves eggs which he swears that he scrambles? Georgie Starbuck Galbraith When a hoy follows in his father's footsteps, it's proln ably because he's too lazy to shovel the walk, too. Francis O. Walsh Wash day is one lime a man is pretty sure of where his wife is hanging out. Al Spong - -J "I wish you'd stop falling madly in lovel It's hard enough doing your homework without having to do Janie Zimmerman's, too!" unior reasu re Vf1 Edited by MARJORIE BARROWS, Editor of The Children's Hour Let's Draw a Griffin Ann Davidow The griffin was the strangest thing. He had an eagle's head and wing, Magic Button Trick Be a. l Lay a large, flat button on the table. Ask some one in the group to place his hands, palms down, on the table near the button. Then you leave the room, and he picks up the button in one hand. Waving it in circles above his head, he says this rhyme slowly: "Button, button, round it goes which hand holds it, no one knows." He puts the button back on the table, places his hands in the same position they were before, and calls for you to return. You look at the button and tell everyone in which hand it was held! How? See right. Family Weekly, JaniMtn 10. I960 3. And body of a lion bold, Jf 4a1 4. And tail just like a snake of gold!
