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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 13, 1959)
Until recently, the only way to induce sleep was to drug the mind. Now comes safe, hospital-tested Dormin, using the newest sleeping principle. With Dormin you have nothing to fear no dangerous nar cotics, no habit-forming barbiturates, no tranquilizers. Yet Dormin was proved remarkably effective in 9 out of 10 cfimcaJ cases. Try one or two Dormin capsules w directed. Clinical studies show that is usually enough to bring sleep quickly. Ask for Dormin, the original sleeping capHule no prescription needed. Only $1.00 at all good drug stores. EVERYBODY'S GIVING X A 1 through United Funds and Community Chests n UNITED Your Feet! Fast Relief From Sore, Hot, urea, rerspinng reei Wonder-working Dr. SchnU'iil Foot Powder dot all this 1 nnd more. Knnue, new or y-S I iigni anocfi... lomens exoenv sive perspiration . . . helps elimninto loot odor, pre vent At mole a b oot. lor, . 40 and 76. Try it! Backache & Nerve Tension SECONDARY TO KIDNEY IRRITATION NEW YORK -Special Thanks to new, scientific, labor tor f formulation, thou., nd of men and women now rpw feellni old. tired. Irritable, and depreaard from loalm ilm and worrrlni about Bladder WeakneM" Oettlna- UP WahU -or Bed Weltlnc. due- to common Rldner or Bladder trrttatlona, which often re atilt in aecondftry Backache. Headache and Nervouineu. In such ckmi New Im proved C-itex usually flvea quick, calm Ini relief by com ba Una Irritatlni fermi In acid urine antt b? relailna. analseitc pain relief 8af for fount and old. Get Oral al druaglat. Peel better ran A smart wife is one who knows how to retie the Christmas package her husband has hidden from her. -O. A. Battista For nearly an hour the route clerk of an automobile cUb carefully went over travel maps and tour books with a young man planning a trip to Florida. "Now, you're sure these routes you've advised are heavily traveled?" he asked for the tenth time. "Yes, they are." "Well, they'd better be," he replied threateningly. "I'm hitchliking.'" The weary husband was met at the door with sad news. "We'll have to go out for dinner," his wife ex plained cheerily. "I couldn't prepare anything be cause the electricity went off.". "Electricity?" the husband growled. "We have a gas range!" "I know that," she replied, "but we have an elec tric can opener!" Adrian Anderson Apologies I'd Just As Soon Forgo "I'm sorry about borrowing your Treasury of Great Thought without your okay. It was something I figured you'd never miss." "I must apologize for the way I behaved at your house the other night It's just that I'm apt to drink too much when the party is dull." "Sorry, partner, I shouldn't have hogged the bid like that I should have let you play the hand at four spades instead of going to four diamonds, even though you probably would have messed them up." "I don't know what got into me acting so jealous when you kept dancing with that blonde. Forgive me. As though a girl like that could be interested in a man your age!" Parke Cummings Pre-Christmas Quest I'm shopping for gifts that are really nice And seeking, while sifting the wheat from the chaff, For treasures you'd say were worth double the price That I can afford but that cost about half. Georgie Starbuck Galbraith The Later -Than -You -Think Show Unlike some other folks 1 know I don't care if the late, late show Keeps me awake instead of sleeping Wo, that is not my cause for weeping; The thing that bothers me a bit Is that I often must admit, When questioned by some youthful lout, I saw the film when it came out. Dick Emmons No teen-age girl would recognize opportu nity if it knocked. It would have to blow a horn at the curb. Hal Chadvoick Quiz for a Prospective Week-End Guest Would you, I wonder, as my guest, Go snooping in our hallway chest And take a look at closet shelves That we've reserved to use ourselves, And even, lacking decent pride, Pull dresser drawers and peek inside? Would you, as guest make stealthy tours The way I would if I were yn-7 Richard Armour"" Family Wrfkly. Drcrmbfr 1, lS
