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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (March 6, 1959)
o TODAY, MARCH 8, 1988 MfULft Vn .TV? KM'-MTlf FAILS ORFGON Stuck In Toilet Seat Yarn Deemed Difficult To Verify ffrv"" ,B?!f: J,''nlcll'r ft i Fun it fun. but it turn out that JTiJSS? s""r wh "fc h" ""aginary humor ap LVf it 1 k 0UI' 10 ,0lle irenII' h" hd the greatest ill Vr5 r"" 'erH orkom ' ,h VUtmj ai indoor where Bui a similar story, van .lunibinj It has ben tossed ing only in minor details, ru-i .round the world (or years, been jelling laujhs lor 25 vea- tu -i. .l. ears This week the insurance man responsible for the latest revival ST Pu L Minn P'" and who claimed it actually hap- body has lo set the record tra?S'ipened-d'du" record s,"'ht once in a while s,ra'SnIening in the mailer. So here goes 1 The St Paul Dispatch, which A lew weeks ago there was a puolished the original story after funny story about a baby sitter'1 insurance man vouched for its who got stuvk on the job 'because itruth- conducled subsequent her employers forgot lo tei! herilnve5t'e'"'on'' and came 10 Ihe iney nan. just painied the toilet" union Court Records . ioi Nun a acvut.u b.u. j expressing skepticism. - The insurance man. however. I still sticks to the storv as firmly as the baby sitter reportedly did to the toilet seat, although he now attributes it to a friend who at tributes it to another friend and so on. Children Used To Tote Dope J MKW YORK 'AP' five meni He said Ihe voungsleri. who re have hwn arrested and accused lfued onlv p(.nmes Of using vlnldren to deliver ioaol . ii-a rinp I'wur.-sin tiriivriio iirtfung n i illicit drug market. DM 'he death pen jalty may be asked for anyone dis loensmg narcotics to a minor. -anam , lor a narcotics ring Federal agents, after a month investigation, seued men Thursday in Fast Harlem nus or suhwav to all carts of the vllv. the! ,. ... , , J hit ii'dMinpnt oi one ring signed brtore I S commit- . ,,n"u "' 13 er Farle N. B.shopp thev'0-ic of hfr"'n "nrlh -w e held in total hail of tllnono OSBORN HOTSi. EUGENE. OMC. . I. i KavkjNM j TwomnglllT Modera kl.AMAIH COI Ml niSTIICT COI ET Kntwrl OMCB1 K.irri. . wr,j civei. S7 .V) lod"ssVn '""m ! v.r- Similar efforts at pursuit over iimmi De,vn. Orrm no .100 l,he years also left everyone wind- Ulhl. S7 SO up e(j fUu Edw.ra Sr..,,,,. on. h,.dlht.! At gny re w)i!f j, was stjll Ray m Grm. pHini iniufficiem , going, the latest edition of the mSSSl i,,M . . PK,nK Varn ttirrtd up a good sJjftfi. '(ST f f M new chuckles across the Gordon Wayne David, violation bu- Country, k rue. $7 30 1 Thp nisnatrh's .lan stnrv rarnort this headline "Baby Sit THE "CHOIR OF THE WEST," of Pacific Lutheran College, Tacoma, including 60 fine voices of young men and women, wilt be h?ard in Klamath Falls Saturday. March 7, under sponsorship of th Klamath Lutheran Cchurch. Tha concert1 is scheduled for 8 p.m. in Mills School. The public is invited. The versatile repertoire will be presented under the direction of Prof. Gunner J. Malmin, member of the college music department for 22 years. The college is credited with one of the finest music departments in the Pacific Northwest. John Luther Dunn, dnvnia miiMift tfl period. 60 rla.vi county jail. $300 or Is? daj in lieu of fine; commuted. Helen Vandyke Moore, fail dmplay lleentr. dismissed. rhard Wayne Haskins. bursla ter Unwillingly Stuck Tn Her Job." A note proclaimed the ac count to be true but with name? a dweiiim. request time consult n at- nmitted "to protect the injured, torney set March : bond set S2.500, The Associated Press checked Cecil Perle Spencer, v.o.at.on baa. J! !? IT rule, no lated it to the newspaper He Oscar Newton Baker, fail atop at S'OUtlv vouched for Its accuracy. "SJSS'&tW Jr. VMt. AP distributed the story on ton banc rui. S7 jn its nationwide wires. wuium Kcnnrm Giod(.-.ki, violation I Palmer llovt. editor and pub r,, v..r.f, m J f. Ofvy Post, remcnv ountv jail, committed. bered that one of his reporters Dwight Le Henry, petit larceny, tried to pin down a similar story Jbeliff10"'1' Cun,y JU' i"""tl 10 about 25 years ago while he was Raymond Mathew Jackson, no oper-' maraging editor of the Portland tor i license. S10 or 3', days in lieu ' Ort'SOnian. ef f.ne committed The reporter was Edward (jordnn Jamc Riu ifin pasina crc-t i t ii r - -n. n 7i?iij7ul now ass,slanl msnislai torney .editor of the Oreaonian. Miller johnny l Oevma. v.oiai.on bai.c said he retailed the incident very tui io weii Ronald Lcwn Badger, improper muf- ' . . .. , . Ber. ?so. I He sa'd the story was told him Lau-rcnr R.rhard Swam, fail d.a-'by a phvsician on a streetcar fMrSSf"' m"" "'"""i about 1935. but the doctor said he Dav.d William Byari. violation baa-1 m 'he account from someone te rui. sio -else, then the someone else said Hov,a,d Leilia Alcorn, drivmi while another fellow told him, and so encumbered. St. 50 Orville Dean Dtxon. improper clear-!0"' enre lamps. 7 jo I Added Miller: "I am sure the Jimmy Ralph rioyd. pa .(f1 ladv in question must br embar- ttent clearance. $7V) " . . . . . , Ceylon Earl n.h. violation ba.,c rassed no cnd haun her pn0 rule. $730. exposed to the public for an entire Harmon carl Henry Jr., eombma- quarter century. rrom Charles Nit hols, news ed itor of the Toronto Telegram 4-H NEWS CHILD CARE The 4-H project in child care is tor all boys and girls 12 years ot age or older who are eager for new and interesting experiences in working w ith and understanding children. This is an ideal project for those who have younger broth ers or sisters or who do ' baby sitting." The requirements lor this project are: taking care of a child 1 to 6 years old for at least 25 waking hours and assisting in bathing, dressing, feeding, and getting the child ready for bed. Take part in :i group activity for children such as a story hour, party, or several children playing together. "Make one or more simple toys, arrange a play corner, or make a scrap book or a garment lor a child As in all 4-H projects, members will keep a record o( their work to learn the value ot making things themselves, (.ood records help the club members learn the value of what they are doing and in ex pressing what they hae learned in project work and personality development through 4-H. Bare Bosom Battle Raging ior a hearing March 19. The children involved, said Asst t'S Atty. William M Tendy .ire two girls aged 16 and 11. and I 10-year-old hoy He said they knew what they were handling Singer's Hubby Booked By Police ttoLLYWOOD AP - Police hooked singer Helen O'Connell's -'JVpound husband on two battery charges when she said he heat her and pulled her hair. A policeman said novelist Thom as Chamales took a swing at him Miss O'Connell. 37. who once sang with the late .limmy Oor sey's orchestra, said I'hamales held her captue in a bedroom 2 he urs I Chanviles. 4.S. author of "eer I So Few" and "No Rent In My lfand." married the singer two years ago. LOUISVILLE, Ky. (Al Police Chief Carl Heustis agrees with his New York City colleagues that bosom are meant to he covered in public even in the matter of the ballet. The question of bare bosoms arose when Les Ballets Africains asked Mayor Bruce Hobliuel! if the lady members of the troupe could dance uncovered from the waist up. Heustis said department police required the African dancers to I cov er up. They performed hare chested in Philadelphia and Boston but New York City authorities demanded concealment. DETROIT 'Ar'-rrodurer Ui DM Vichey of Les Ballets Afri ccins has asked Mayor I.ouis Mitiani if his dancers would have lo wear brassieres in Petroit Inspector Melville Bullach. the police censor, said he would have to see a performance hefore deciding Captain I.oreno Dow Baker brought the first cargo of bananas to Boston in lfiTo Brunswick slew 01 iginated in Brunswick County. Yirginia. WANT TO LEARN TO DRIVE? Phone TU 4-7690 tion overload, UO Earle Hazlewood Magee. rombina non overload. Renold O. Slutz. combination over load Ml. Howard Shirvan. violation baiie rule 91 i came word that his wife read ot a similar Incident in a novel the very day the latest version was Beverly Jane Honzel. fail dunlav 11- nnhli-ahpri hr-rp "berVchfton Barrett, violate b..J AugUSt. the British medi Ir rule. 7 50 Thomaa Frank Smith, engage ipeed fife on highway. $25 or 10 days In lieu of fine: wmm i 1 1 ed Ralph Waldo Steam Jr . fail display licenae. 17 SO Jame Noel Norland, fail drive on right aide of highway, dumitied Bruce Wayne Quinn, no hand brake, Brure Wayne Quinn, improper muf fler, 17.90 cal journal Lancet recounted al most exactly the same yarn say ing the events had occurred about 20 years aco in a discussion of the merits of plastic versus wood en toilet seats. PAIR SEPARATES William Wetley Rirtgley. no hand WnM.YUT.fm (API Artroce Ine, Rnhtn.on IVlamet.r Ml UnHa Crista! and Oil rXOCUtlVe right turn, is i Robert Champion have separated Harry l. Martin, rati atop for school after 11 months. 15- I The Argentine-born actress. 25, and Champion. 3s. of Venezuela Francisco Vasquez de Coronado. (were married April 24. 1958. .She who explored New Mexico in 1540, , blamed the brpakup on her career received a turkey as a token of i and his job in Venezuela which peace from the Indians. (kept them apart. NO deductible to pay. . . when Allstate-insured cars collide! Another good reason why it pays to insure your car with Allstate. Rprp's a feature of Allstate's broad protection that could save you 50 to 100 dollar? someday: When you carry Allstate Collision in nurance, and hit another car insured by Allstate, you are not required to pay the deductible amount. Allstate pays your repair bilh in full. This feature is especially important when you consider that over 4,000,000 of your fellow motorists are insured with Allstate. California Pilot Lands In Italy ROME 'AP'-U.S. Ferry pilot Max Conrad landed today at Ci jan.pino Airport, completing a 4. 806-mile nonstop flight from Chi cago. It was his 50th transatlantic crossing in a small plane. I Conrad made the flight in 34 hours and 3 minutes. The flight in a single-engine P;ner Comanche did not set a rec ord. The nonstop distance mark for small planes is held hy M. L. Boling. who flew 6.H56 miles in a Betchcraft Bonanza last year. Sledge-dog tram1:, oldest form of polar travel, still are useful in frozen wastes of the far north and the far south. J.W. 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