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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Aug. 3, 1958)
Get after Athlete's Foot FAST! Quljys and Quot BEFORE THIS- Raw, red crocks between the toes, itching or peeling are the first signs you've got Athlete's Foot. At this early stage, Athlete's Foot ia easy to treat if you act fast! Absorbine Jr. kills 100 of Athlete's Foot fungi in laboratory test tubes in less than 5 minutes! That tingling sensation tells you Absorbine Jr. is busy killing all the fungi it reaches even in tiny cracks. For a famous laboratory grew millions of Athlete's Foot fungi of every known type in test tubes and reported every single one killed by Absorbine Jr.! And in carefully controlled clinical tests on patients, doctors reported Absorbine Jr. brought successful relief to the great ma jority of sufferers. Absorbine Jr. also comes in familiar family and hospital size p. bottles. At all fi' druK counters. Vg1 -"frjt) left untreated. Athlete's Foot or ganisms burrow, spread may even get inio your blood stream. 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Win one of 5 fabulous TWA JETSTREAMTRIPS FOR TWO to London, Paris, Rome or Madrid 250 additional prizes Get entry blank at your dealer's and finish this sentence in 25 words or less: "The city I'd choose for my dream-trip is (Fill in any one of 4 cities above) because . . ." Follow the rules on the blank. Contest subject to all Federal, State and local regulations. IETSUEAM li d tnvic. t o-n.d br TWA clv.lr. . LISTERIHE iw i viecTien . . . agvinii vow rrvai V.1 . . ooainst IsrfettifM & New bottle ends risk of tpreaaV ing Athlete's Foot. Simply dab Absorbine Jr. on infected area with sponge tip. No drip ... no mess . . . you treat Athlete's Foot with out touching it with your hands America's No. 1 Formulo for Athlete's Foot Absorbine Jr W. F. Young, be, Springfield, Mass. I'm an Organizer, 1 am "Now here's my idea, folks. I just finished varnishing the even-numbered steps, so walk on the odd ones, under stand? Now for Pete's sake don't get them mixed up! Watch me. I step on the first one... and then the third... and the fifth? What! I'm in my stocking feet? My shoes are still on the first and third steps! But..." 'This is one week end we won't have to put up with those Dilbey pests, dear. I fixed it good. Told Dilbey our TV blew a tube, the hi-fi's broke, and that we've given up bridge and Scrabble. So let's settle down and relax, and . . . Who's coming up the front steps? With a ukulele under his arm!" "There now! Told you we didn't need an expen sive electrician for just a loose whatdoyoucallit. Now just plug in the air conditioner while I get my tools . . . Was that lightning? Funny, I didn't hear any thunder." "It's quite simple. We all belong to different book clubs, so John and Ralph and I agreed to swap around. That way, we get three books for the price of... What's that? No, I haven't got the novel you were right in the middle of. Is this it on the chair? Let's see: 'Seasonal Migration Patterns of the Spotted Beetle.' Well, ah, sounds very in teresting . . . er . . . educational." Ken Kraft The proud o toner of one of those new cars, half-a-block long and loaded urith chrome, zoomed into the gas station and called out airily, "Fill 'er up, son.'" The filling station attendant dutifully stuck the gas hose into the tank. After some time had passed, the attendant stuck his head tn the window and com plained, "Better shut off your engine, mister. You're gaining on me." Eagle "Oh, no! Not another office collection!" Carpet Clearance I know I'll make a fortune (Forgive me if I'm smug) When I design an ash tray That looks just like the rug. Colleen Hynes Johnson Thanks for Your Concern Advice, It's nice; But dough more so. Hal Chadwick A wife can often surprise her hus band on their wedding anniver sary by simply mentioning the date. . A. A. Schilling in Quote Paying no attention to the traffic light, whizzing cars, or the policeman's outraged whistle, the little old lady marched across the street. Brakes squealed, horns blasted, and the cop strode angrily up to her. "Say, lady," he growled, "didn't you see my hand raised? Don't you know what that means?" "Well, I should hope I do," snapped the lady. "I've been teaching school for 25 years!" Texas Outlook About this time of year, many a baseball fan is wondering how an umpire gets that square head into a round mask. Family Weekly, Aiipujr 3. 1958
