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HKRAU) AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
THURSDAY. OCTOBER 24, 1957
They'll Do It Eveiy Time
By Jimmy Hatlo
COURTESY VISIT 1
HAIFA, Israel IB - The Brit-;
ish destroyer Solebay arrived atg
Haifa Thursday on a courtesy vis-
it. Earlier plans were for f i v ej
British warships to call at Israeli
ports, but the British said they
decided to send only one so asj
to avoid misunderstanding during"
the state of tension in this area..
OuAGMIRE 15 THE EGGHEAD WHO
; , GIVES YOUR KIDS -AND MINE. '
ISiOWEVER, WHEN IT COMES TO
KNOWING WHAT HE SHOULD DO HIM
SELF QUAGGY IS NOT SO SURE...
. THOSE APTITUDE TESTS...
FRANK JENKINS
Editor
RILL JENKINS
Managing Editor
FLOYD WYNNE
City Editor
Entered u second clue matter at the poet office at Klamath Pall.
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By BILL, JENKINS
Along with hundreds of thousands
of other youngsters I cut my child
hood cowboy teeth on Zane Grey
hut this was the first time I'd ever
been down into his most famous
country, the Bobber's Roost area
ol Utah. I
All came about when a Moab
lie would quickly worry himself to
a skeleton. At this point, of course,
his friends would start exclaiming
solicitously, gee, pal. you don t
look good you took otf too many
chins
The fat man has been the target
of medical concern since Hip
pocrates, the father of medicine,
observed 400 years before Christ:
Fat men are more likely to die
businessman by the name of Fredjsuddenlv than the slender.'
rrazier generously donated his But throughout all historv the
time and his plane to fly me, along
with Phil and Louise Brogan of
Bond, over that tabled country.
It is all the books have cracked
it up to be if you like your country
wild, spectacular and rugged.
There are canyons down in that
fat man also has been the butt of
slanderous attacks that are based,
not so much on concern for his
welfare, as upon envy of his well
being. It is true that Shakespeare did
point out some of the virtues of
admiration . . . you couldn't telli increase by "one iota" his concern I
it from, her face. The royal smile for the country's security. Appar-I
uecanie nroauer ana more spon-
taneous. The royal hand began to !
wave more frequently and more;
vigorously. Alter all. her British
subjects may cherish and respect ;
her as an institution ... but you
just don't comment out loud that
the institution has a trim figure
and a shapely pair of pins.
Just how does Her Maiestv look
Close up? hlie has lovely skin
wind-carved country that white the portly when he quoted Julius
men have never seen yet. And II Caesar as saying, "let me have
doubt if any other color of man has I men about me that are fat, sleek-
ently he now feels it necessary to I
explain why he feels this wav.
the light of evidence that his con
fidence is not too generallyl
snared.
Eisenhower may be able throueh I
his speeches to take off some of I
the heat. The armed forces may I
do the same thing by some im
pressive demonstrations in the I
missile field. But the fact remains I
that even if U.S. officials didn't I
without a line or a wrinkle. Her retard this country as hpine in
features are not classically beauti- a race the Russians were the
ful you can see by her pictures i first to launch an artificial moon.
but when she smiles she is alAnd the question naturally arises:
very pretty girl oy any stand- What else may they be first in?
I aid. She looks best ... as almost I So Congress will investigate.
any woman docs . . . when she's! What else it can do is not clear
decked out in formal gown . . J at this point. Vote more money
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a5af HE WOULD NOT 6E GOOD IN ' BEEN HAPPY IN W I DUNNO!
BU5INESS... HE SHOULD WORK THAT JOS FOR YEARS! ii ANYTHING TO
I WITH HIS HANDS... A BUILDER-, I WHAT DO SOU Af GET AWAY FROM
rr,A AN ENGINEER... YAS... W WANT? rM THOSE SNIVELINS
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a
cither. Great soaring cliffs that
loom in red majesty over tiny val
leys, each valley seemingly, run
mng into another and yet another
until they have created a maze that
appears to be hopeless. Flying
over them in a modern plane is
easy enough but the mere thought
of traveling them on foot is be
yond (lie imagination.
It can be done, however. Fred
(old us that he had spent a lot of
time back in that wild country
prospecting. Sometimes he and his
horses would have to head a dozen
canyons to get a mere mile or
two as the crow flies. And most of
the time the horses were clinging
to precarious lB-inch-wide trails
worn into the stone where a slip
would mean a tumble of a thousand
I eel or more.
Not far from the Robber's Roost
area is the Arches National Monu
ment where you see the wind carv
ings in the red stone, the graceful
natural arches, the balancing rock,
the parade-of the pink elephants
and all the other sights that have
made the area famous as a color
camera rendezvous. This nrea can
he reached by good road and is
well worth the trip.
As you fly over the area you ran
see uranium mines on all sides, the
tailings dribbling down the steep
hillsides, the entrances gaping like
empty eyes at you as you wing
past. Just south of Moab, in the
Big Indian district, are the famous
mines of Utex (Charles , Steen),
llomeslake and others. This is also
the site of the only open pit urani
um mine in the area, Continental's
Rattlesnake mine, located in the
foothills on the old K ranch.
Roads honeycomb the area in all
directions but travel was limited
at the time we were there due to
so many washouts. This country
just isn't built to cope with rain.
When it comes the roads go. You
may not believe it but just the
other side of Moab at the site of
an oil well boring (they also have
n plentitude of oil in that country.
ome of it being drilled for on high
mesas) a road washed out, the
workmen stuck a truck trying to
go across, made u final try on
horseback and stuck the horse. The
poor animal wis out by the time
we got there but we saw it in a
field and if mud was any indica
tion that old pony had really been
stuck alright.
This is also a great place for old
auto bodies. People hereabouts use
them to plug breaks in their roads
and dikes. One rancher has a whole
line of them hung on a cable and
stretched across a wash on his
place in an attempt to stem the
rushing waters when they come,
but the last time it didn't work and
his whole shooting match, house
and all, washed out.
When you drive out across a
desert road you may drive over a
dozen old bodies, only the tops
showing above the red dust, or
perhaps a stove-in door leaning at1
a crazy angle nwny from the side!
of the road. The highways, how
ever, are in excellent shape and
headed men, and such as sleep
o nignts
But Shakespeare dealt from the
bottom of the deck, too.
He had Hamlet say, "oh, that
this too too solid flesh would melt,
thaw and resolve itself into a
dew!" And in "Love's Labor
Lost." he wrote:
"Fat paunches have lean pates,
and dainty bits
"Make rich 'the ribs, but
bankrupt quite the wits."
Here are a few other famous
and unfair attacks on the fat man:
Weather Toble
jewelry and furs. But even in a
sweater and skirt with her new
svelte dieted tigure she'd turn
heads in a supermarket.
A lot of yawning and foot-rubbing
was seen amongst the ranks
of dog-tired reporters and secur
ity guards who tagged along after
the royal couple for 10 days. But
only once did a minute display of
exhaustion break through the su
perhuman stamina that character
ised the royal couple during their
lour, ror a tew brief minutes.
While Philip was speaking, Miss
"The fatter the sow, the more Pauley reports Elizabeth leaned
she desires the mire."
John Bunvan.
"A fat man has a thin soul."
Welsh proverb.
"Nobody loves a fat man."
American proverb.
"A fat man is no good in war:
ne can neither light nor run
away.
Another American proverb.
Has the fat man no answer to
the barrage of insults he meets
except a cheerful smile? Yes, hap
pily, he has literary friends.
Washington Irving, who threw
a wide shadow himself, pointed
out that the fat man is of an essen
tially peaceful nature.
"Who ever hears," he asked, "of
fat men heading a riot, or herding
together in turbulent mobs?"
The tolerance of the fat man is
proverbial. He rakes his philoso
phy from Ecclesiastes: "A man
hath no better thing under the sun
than to eat, and to drink, and to
be merry."
The fat man can console him
self also with the fact that, unlike
skinny man, he is no hypocrite.
As Bernard Shaw pointed out,
"there is no love sinccrer than
the love of food."
Heaven itself is held out as a
hope to the fat. In 1609 William
Lithgow wrote:
"He that eateth well drinkethl
well, he that drinkefh well sleep-
em wen, ne mat sleepeth well
sinneth not, and ho that sinnelH
not goelh straight through Purga
tory 10 Faradise. '
And where docs that leave for
skinny people to so? There is nn
old Italian proverb that aptly de
scribes the fate of dieters who
make a religion out of countine
their calories. This is it:
"Who fasts but does no other
back against the wall her face
the picture of fatigue. Then the
tired back straightened, the
drooping shoulders lifted and she
became a queen again. This was
on her first day in America.
The royal couple generally avoids
any attempt at personal communi
cation when in public. You almost
never see them whispering or shar
ing a private joke. One notable ex
ception was when Paul Wooten of
the New Orleans Times Picayune
at the Washington press reception
for Elizabeth said Philip has
captured the most desirable prize
in the world." A reporter standing
nearoy saw Philip turn to his wite.
nudge her and whisper what
looked like "That's you." Elizabeth
turned and flashed him a smile.
At the end of Elizabeth's stay
in Washington it was clear that
ior missile development; order a
shakeup in thp country's military
scientific setup? That's a pretty
ennri net if Hip Administration
doesn't do it first. I Albuquerque
Pressure to consolidate missile "onta
research comes from a variety of Bakersfield
sources. The U.S. Chamber of Boise
Commerce, for instance, has as- Boston
sailed what it calls "wasteful ri- Brownsville
valry" among the armed serv- Chicago
ices "for domination of our mis- Denver
siles program." And Sen. Mans- Detroit
field D-Mont),Who does not line El Centro
up with the chamber every day. Fairbanks
calls ior one centralized research rresno
agency to "do away with the over- Helena
lapping, the duplication, the inef- Kansas City
ficiency and the waste" in the Los Angeles
missile field. Miami
Sputnik's effect on Congress will Minneapolis
be far-ranging. It will influence New Orleans
foreign affairs and defense stra- New York
tegy discussion. It already is be- Oakland
ing cited alternately as evidence Oklahoma City
that (1) more money should be Phoenix
spent on development of weapons I Pittsburgh
ana less on loreign aid, and 12) I ted Bluff
more money should be spent on I Salt Lake City
loreign am to counteract the el-pan uiego
By UNITED PRESS
Temperatures and rainfall for
24 hours ending at 4:30 a.m.
High Low Rain
feet of Sputnik.
Special Session
By JAMES D. OLSON
The first special session of the
Oregon Legislature since 1935 will
be convened at 10 a.m. Monday,
October 28, under a call by Gover
nor Robert D. Holmes.
The session will be , the most
unique in Oregon historv for its
she and President Eisenhower had i "lain purpose is to reduce income
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Pilot Killed In Jet Crash
Calif. Dr. Eckart was not hurt.
SAN DIEGOi Calif. i,Pi A Navy The cannon flew 50 feet up an
jet crashed and burned just short I embankment and hit a car driven
of a runway at Miramar Naval '"Tn "Kan i Jna,
51 1 Air station late yesterday, killing!
His pilot and catapulting one of its
11 20mm. cannons into a car on U.S.
T 1 385.
I The Navy identified the pilot as
1.02; Lt. ij.g.i Wallace S. Nelowet:, 25,
I son of Mr. and Mrs. Erwhi J.
1.83 Nelowett, Norristown, Pa. He ilso
leaves a widow.
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become great friends. At one re
ception the wife of Senator Cape-
hart of Indiana told the Queen
she'd never be able to keep up
the pace of the royal tour when
you have grandchildren like
I
have. "That" replied Eliza-
Dem with a broad smile is ex
actly what Mr. Eisenhower keeps
tcinng me.
good saves his bread but goes to
Hell."
riease pass the potatoes.
Looking
Editor's Note United Press
Correspondent Gay Pauley ac
companied Queen Elizabeth and
Prince Philip during their Cana
dian and American tour. Having
niso coverco ine Queen s corona
tion In London . . . Miss Pauley
might be called an expert on roy
alty. Here she gives you a final
candid description of the way a
reporter looks at a queen.
"SpiKuik Session'
By ED CREAGII
taxes. Generally, a legislative sos-
TOLL HITS 12
ZAPALA, Argentina W Six
of 37 persons injured in a train
wreck near here Wednesday died
during the night, bringing the
sion brings about increased taxes dcath toU to l l:ihl. cars of a
but such is not the case in the com
ing special session
passenger train heading from
Buenos Aires to southern Argen-
The most important issue in this ju.mPed "e tracks after the
special session will be the ovtent I a tanK car Drone,
By CAY PAULEY
Even a oueen needs an eon.
worn is ueing uone to make them "uung now ana again. And tins is
even belter. one thing that Americans did for
Roads, incidentally, tend toward Elizabeth that Britons cannot
the Hollywood look in this country. or would not do for her. The
We drove in to the current test I crowds and their comments abrupt
boring at Oreanium in an ancient ;'' became more informal when
pickup with Nate Knight, a min- ,h" royal party crossed the Ca-
ing engineer, as pilot and found the "adian border into the U.S. Re-
Associated Press News Analyst
WASHINGTON Of) The next
session of Congress may well be
come known as the "Sputnik ses
sion.
Lawmakers have been traveline
far and wide during Congress' off
season, the word is seepine back
hat they find the Soviet satellite
a prime topic of public concern,
right behind such local and more
immediately pressing problems as
jobs and prices.
lhis naturally will encouraec
the Democrats not that thev need
much encouragement to hitch
hike on the satellite, so to speak,
as an issue to raise against the
Eisenhower administration.
They can count on some help
from Republicans. Onlv yesterdav
Sen. Bridges IR-NH lit into the
President's foreign economic ad
viser, Clarence Randall, for call
ing Sputnik "a silly bauble."
Bridges said the Randall com
ment was "grossly misleading and
irresponsible." The New Hamp
shire senator is one of the legisla
tors who wants a Senate investi
gation of the country's satellite
and missile program.
President Eisenhower himself
has indicated concern over public
reaction to Sputnik. He Dlnns a
series of speeches rather urgent
in tone, it appears to reassure 1 15 Democrats and 15 Republicans
of the income tax reductions, while I
the next issue is how long will the I
legislators De in session. I
Alter receiving a report from the I
State Tax Commission that Uierel
would be an approximate surplus I
in the general fund of Sua inillinn I
by June 30, 1958, Gov. Holmes pro-1
posea mai so million a year be add
ed to the basic school support fund.
ine itepuoucans in tiie lee sta
ture want a larger portion of the I
estimated surplus devoted to the
income tax reduction and have I
proposed that approximately $30 1
million of the surplus be allocated I
to this end. The Republicans also I
lavor tne addition to the basic
school fund, with the provisions
that the added funds be used to re
duce local school taxes. They also
favor a measure to repeal the state
property tax and oppose considera-1
iion oi an legislation not directly I
ueu into me lax subject.
Democratic Senator Monroe
aweetland of Milwaukie has pro-
posed that $10 to $20 million of I
the surplus be used in establish
ing veterans loans to be admin-1
istered by the Stale Department
of Veterans Affairs. Rep. Clarence
nanon, chairman of the House
taxation Committee, which must I
originate all taxation measures
feels that $10 million should be
aevoiee, to income tax reduction. I
Length of the special section u-ill I
depend on how long it will take for
me legislators with divergent views
on the amount of tax reduction to
agree on a program. I
With the Senate divided equally.
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road winding through tiny canvons ' r k s such as - "Why she's! the American people about Vheirjthere is certain to be a spirited
hat barely allowed passage of the beautiful . . arid ' She's not the country's scientific- and military fight in the upper chamber on this
finKf in .. ..I i ... I
truck. Dwarf cactus lurked beside ! '-"t bit dumpy" . . . ran ram- progress among other things. issue. cnamoer on tms
" ' --"mi ,ru " Vfueen s ine tresiuent lias said hat Some eg s ators want In inlrn-
the road, cutting rhanne s n the cars. If Elizabeth was shocked hv while Knutnik ,w, n, i;.;....rf ,.:'.. "llr
fill and the stark rims, cold look-jthe.se unreserved expressions otlhave a mightv rocket it dZZ leHn I t,T C " Sf'J.V!?-
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iiion win make an effort to get re-
ing even in the bright sunhsht
seemed to loom almost overhead.
Location stakes are so frequent in
this country you wonder uhere they
find wood for fence posts. Every
thing slaked solid from Green Riv-
11 Ull MUI1I,
ine nrtii rig. winch hacked up
against a 500 toot fnce of pertectlv
.heer rock, was like anv other you
see anywhere. While we were there!
the hole, just under Ine inches in!
diameter, was down 400 feet and'
Mill looking lor the shierump tor
malion where lies the ore in this
region. These test holes a'e bored
In block out the field of ore belorc
any extensive mining is undertak
en. Most of the ore hereabouts
seems to lie at about 700 feet.
.vorry we couldn t stick around
and see them strike it rich, but
tune was pressing and the road
home had to he taken.
'Fal lan
By HAL BOYLE
NEW YORK i.f-Eveiy fat maul
has a major problem in hie how
lo put up with the envy of his
dieting friend.
They begrudge hun earn mouth
watering calorie he consume,
each pound by which he outweighs
them they take as a personal
insult.
If a fat man weir to take sen
ously all the jibes thrown at him.
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medial legislation to avoid double I
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uusincis.
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I both parties do not wish to iirolon
the special session, but neverthe
less, most observers feel it w ill be I
aooui .to days betore the gavel falls
mtic oie adjournment.
coumy committees elected to
uimy scnooi districts through re-1
organisation, will not be given any I
hard and last rules to follow by the
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1 1. aim regional meetings will be I
iwiuuciim in every secaon of the
sia;e tot- the purpose of explain
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ism ine coiintv i-ommin ,.-,n
.. p.cnv miicn on their own. Uk-
nug into account local conditions
iwng out school district re-
-.-....,,,. wniy sl0ll nlles as.
ic pei:eci out in the law. and
these number only three and an
other one implied, w il le ,ued
" ,ne .mot Hoard of Kducation.
i " M a,.o required that com
peted reorganization plans must
or approved by the board or its
Mrpresensative hetore the plan is
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