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PAGE SIX HERALD AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 8. 1954 They'll Do It Every Time'gB By Jimmy Hado Poet's Corner HAL BOYLE FRANK JENKINS Editor Entered a second claw matter at the post office at Klamath Falls, Ore., co August 30, 1908, under act of Congress, March 8, 1879 MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS , The Associated Press is entitled exclusirely to the use for publication f all local news pruited In this newspaper at well as all AP news. SUBSCRIPTION RATES MAIL I Month . 6 Months . 1 Year ..I 1.35 e so ..$11.00 CAUGHT IN By ROBKRT W. K1NCKV itrue, in varying measure, from (Klnccy, of the Birmingham a box of cake mi to a baby News Is "Caught in the Rounds" 'grand piano, whilo Addison celebrates National ; Advertising, in its broad and eth Newspapcr Week in the mahogany leal aspects, is Informative. Inlor thickets.) hn.ition is knowledge. Both are con- If money makes the mare go, as ducivc to competition. And since they say, then advertising makes competitive effort is what has tlie wheels turn and I've never jniado America great, it is safe to sold a nickel's worth In my life. assume that the Intensified compe- Thcre Just simply isn't a subject on earlli so allciiibracing and with such a maa; of ramification. Verily and without doubt it is the an swer, in one torm or another, ' to Just about everything we think, cat, do, wear and go in this bewilder - ing world of ours. Advertising! Without it there would be no progress and the prob- ability Is only the elect and the very select would be far beyond make, ao or sell and are detcr the primitive stage today. : mined that everybody, everwhere Was looking at a magnliicent 'shall know it. new automobile the other day all I Which is an exceedingly fine air-conditioned and done up in ev- tiling for folks like you and me ery Imaginable sort of finery. It and for the very simple and ob prnbably sold for somewhere nearlvious reason that we would stand a)70OO, maybe more. Utile chance of having even such And then the thought occurred things as a radio or electric re that were It not for the demand tnnerator or an automobile unless created by advertising. In one orithev were mass produced, more of Its multitudinous forms. I Demand causes mass production, the limited number produced would advertising crcatri dcnraid. and put them completely oui of the competition Is the force eternal be. reach of all but a handful of mil- hind the story American industry lionalres. ;has to tell through the medium of And tile same identical thing Is advertising. ALONG NATURE'S TRAIL by KEN McLEOD The straws are in the wind to Indicate that In the future, great public works projects as are being proposed by the Bureau of Rec lamation to Irrigate every acre of the West and provide electricity to every sheep herder's cabin Is go ing to nave some rough and rocky roads to travel before these bu reaucratic dreams come to flower. Over the past two or three dec ades there has been a growing opinion among many Western peo ple that It is the duty of the feder al government to set up their Western communities In Uie power and Irrigation business regardless of w,iat the cost might be. Opposition to this type of think ing appears to have started to break out into the open during the Truman administration and finally llared openly over the Hells Canyon proposal. Here In one pub lic squabble we conservationists are quite thankful cannot be placed upon our shoulders as no notional conservation organization has entered this controversy. Hells Canyon Is at the moment purely a battle between the American Ideol ogy of free enterprise as against the Ideology politics has fostered that in tlie hands of government the people can get something for nothing, A decision upon Hells Canyon may be months in the making and a decision in lavor of the Bureau of Reclamation could result in the Snake River running through Hells Canyon for years beforo its power Is harnessed by the hand of men. Approval for a government dam does not guarantee immediate con struction for money must bo ap probated by congress and people must be taxed. The big question is will the people who will have to foot the major tax burden bo willing to continue to subsidize our Western states with fantastic sums ot construction money? It could be that Eastern Stairs are beginning to rebel against be ing taxed for the special benefit of Uie West. The defeat of the Colorado River Storage Project was a decided expression that some people East of the Rockies are becoming conscious of the tax problem. The Colorado Prolcct However was a stupendous dream and one might argue that the pub lic Is not yet ready to take such a deep plunge into remaking the great Western country perhaps thh could be true. On the other hand, even some iiuiiur proposals irn by the way aide well. There were two as USED WASHERS MAYTAGS - GE'S - KENMORE AUTOMATICS DEXTER DOUBLE TUBS, MANY OTHm GOOD WASHERS TRADED IN ON THE NEW FRIGIDAIRE AUTOMATICS Thoroughly Checked in Our Own Service Department, Re-Conditioned if Neceuary, and BARGAIN PRICED! if you need a qood, low priced washer, tee VERN OWENS' BILL JENKINS Managing Editor BY CARRIER 1 Month 6 Months 1 Year .. 1.35 $ 8.10 .. $16.20 THE ROUNDS ! litlon will, of necessity, call for In .. tensified solllm: effort advertising. ; So potent and vital a factor has advertising become in the general , scheme of things that cities, towns, , slates and otheer community adver- ; tlsing programs now flourish on na- atonal and even International j scales, All because people believe In ! themselves and In what they measures which were widely ap proved by the Western States and which would have made possible the making of nonlhtercst bearing loans from federal funds for water development, these measures were burled in the Senate on the final day of the Congressional session. These bills, known as the Miller. Bill and the Englc-Bill came up on the floor on August 20 when Senator William Knowland of Cali fornia asked unanimous consent of the Senate to consider the meas ures. Senators Qore nnrl .lnhnenn of South Carolina objected and so uie measures were dead. Can It be that Uie people of the East nH South are beginning to object to the federal subsidy that has been pouring Into our West for the past couple of decades in ever Increas ing voiumn? Prior to the brief consideration of the measures, Senator Smathers of Florida said the objectors be lieved that, while the might be meritorious, they repre sented a fundamental change In the reclamation law and should be subject to full debate. Never let it be said that one Senator would slap the fare nf nn ont.nHini directly. The Miller . Bill nuiu .. loans to districts to construct local works and had successfully passed the hurdles of the House Interior Affairs Committee, the House of Representatives and the Senate nnairs committee. Al though amended in the process from the original version trm hint proponents fell lit. measure which went to the Senate was r.n.noki.. satisfactory. The Engle-Blll was aimed to give the districts In California's Central Valley Project the privl- k-kc oi sorrowing money to con struct their own distributing sys tems. Engle's bill was combined with one by Knowland which had the same Idea but made the action applicable to all projects In the cm. ine combined Englc and 'Knowland proposals had passed all tn" legislative hurdles prior to !COIning on the floor of the Senate, There has been a lot of talk i about wnrklnir out these hills t the next session, however, there Is some budding fear that perhaps the East Is getting tired of donat ing vast sums to western projects. The West hns been putting up an awful thin share In these multl- imiiiun oonar projects the com bined 11 Western States contribute 'but 15.4 per cent to any federal The care -aud feeding of . . i BULBERRY'S BOILERS ISA VER DELICATE OPERATOHv 'oAo-nri 7 imur BETORE 1 r.... - UblNo yuuK it ku n f AMD SULPHUR YESSIR" 1. WE GOT Vr MM? TELLING THE EDITOR BEST BET About this time of year on elec tion years tho air is tilled with strange music. This is the siren songs of the principal parties woo ing tnc voters. Music Is written to stir tho emotions. Politics as loo oiten practiced is based on the theory that the average voter is neither interested enough nor smart enough to understand or debate vit al issues. Democrats deny this. The Klam ath Democrats are neither gloomy nor afraid. It would be nice to write in praise of our blessings. It is our problems, however, which need solving. Our candidates, there fore, will take no ostrich-like atti tudes. They will talk of common problems. T. V. smith says, "'Politics is the art of tho possible." Oood politics Is that which gains for the people the tilings which are good for them. What are Uicse things? They are the things that loyal Americans have been striving for Uie past 176 years peace the opportunity to work a good life for themselves a better one for their children. The right to think and to speak their mind without fear. The right to move freely in and about this great country yea, and beyond. They want security. What is security but peace of mind food and shelter some comfort In old age safety in the home a sense of belong ing? They want those things that Government is designed to provide. Read the Preamble to the Consti tution, the considered statement of tho men who gave America this precious document. Who wants U return to the Cave? Who wants to "Go it alone?" The alternative is government. Government is law. collective security, schools, church es, roads yes, and government Is policemen, firemen and soldiers for neither nature nor man is en tirely benign. The price ot good Government is eternal vigilance. And yet we hear dally attacks against these very things. We hear that security is a false hope, an illusion. We hear that education is too costly taxes ruinous. If these were true, the answer Is so sim ple. Let us cut out our policemen, abandon our schools, forget our roads. Let each of us take all the money we will save and spend it as wo please. Sounds silly docs it not? We spend collectively for subsidy. Even at that California's share alone Is 52 per cent of the contribution of these Western States. It can be truly said that we have been getting a bargain in ine Northwest on these projects as wo contribute but 2.15 per cent to this federal windfall needless to say some people are getting mighty worried thBt the East which contributes 84.56 per cent of the money might start turning off tho fnucet to this golden stream then how will we get money "for free?" It begins to look like the time Is coming when we in the West will have to start supplying Uie slnue to row the boat the labor will bo tough well maybe next session we can talk Congress Into giving us Interest free money, payablo when we gel around to It. ALWAYS DEAD TIRED? You may bt dangerously taxing your entire system when you allow fatigue, mrvommst, r: 4 VITAMIN BOILEF?MEU oTOKE WITH 4ND EVERy , TWINS I! .AP A&OGT iiwinncrnALWf WE CDUtO COKSDER myMi men uMUT j ' - TO Bt VEIT r - T 10-6 inc rrtrircs things v.e can not buy alone. We might buy an automobile but we can't provide ourselves with a high way system. Agreed that taxes aren't wholly bad. We hear theu it is waste and corruption that makes the difference. No one de- nies either inefficiency or occasion al downrlgnt thievery In govern mcnt. However, business Itself makes allowances for Inefficiency in its budget, banks bond their em ployes. Honesty or the reverse is not a monopoly, of either party. These arguments are a part of the strange music an appeal to the passions. And yet, behind the political ora tory is the basic character of the two principal parties. Historically from the time of Thomas Jeffer son the Democratic party has stood for growth and orderly evolution a parly not afraid to experiment and go forward with the times. It is and has been a Liberal Party that is why the people have turned to it iij trying times. In power or out, its members have lought for the rights of the common people. Today Uie world is witnessing a titanic battle between the forces of imperialistic totalltarism and the democratic freedoms of western re publicanism. The final outcome is In the balance. Now more than ever before we need Imagination in government. Your Committee sincerely be lieves that the Democratic party has shown Itself to harbor less of the spirit of reaction, to be less timid, more imaginative, and more capable of governing in these most trying times, W. H. Roark Modoc Point, Ore. CRUSADE Here Is a thought for a "cru sade" objective which will be re ceived, I am certain, with high popular acclaim. The new Califor nia Oregon Power Company rate schedule which went into effect last December was, as you know, the result of two 121 increases in the "excess" rate. This was first raised by an order of the Public Utilities Commissioner, Charles H. Hcltzcl, from 8 mills per K.W.H. to one cent. Then, upon request from Copco and a subsequent hear ing, this rate was again Increased to 1.1 cents per K.W.H. all within a two- or three-morifh period last fall. The Utilities Commission, which is charged with protection of the public, ordered these two Increases which amounts to 37 .per cent, on simply one class of consumers those who Use more than approxi mately $8.00 worth of current each month. In other words, to Insure greater Income to Copco, (which Is very possibly required), the Commission has penalized one class of custo-1 WMawmaaaaaiaMaBaiBMaaaaMiMmpM poor appetite and sleepiest nights fa drag you down BECAUSE roup. Booy ij ViTAm m MN SUm0 Whn you lack ttronf,, rtd blood -uhtnyour yitm ti vitamin-iurvrd you mui( fori littUti ntrvoui irritablt. Thit it bccauit wtak blood U circulating through your ytm, taiing your heart-putting fcurdn on tvry vtin capillary and artary in your body! Start building rich rid blood ls'nl u vou art ov" 40-TlVt 1 "P t fast with Bexel Special ( ll At FtfS high -potency BEXEL Sptcial ninun Bui lfi you a Iimtl )J tht daily minimum rtquircmtntt of iron; mora than the diilv minimum roquirtmtnti of all tht B-vitamint Petty ftr pty-yt IS IS IS E CtOlUA lie A c Y'j " JAMALES-(GUJB-GUJrO uypoe'e TUP LiODOArMCUOki--. FOR DESSEPT-Di iu rAic A LA CX3E"NO-JUST PLAIN y-' want to spoil My uvmnKACOAl. IAKJHQ ME OUT ! sv The Doctor Says By EDWIN P. JORDAN, M.D. The condition known as piles or hemorrhoids has been discussed on numerous occasions previously but the problem is st','1 with us and probably always will be. In any event numerous readers of this column keep asking questions on the subject, principally about cause and treatment. It is not possible to give a very good explanation of the cause of plies. They consist of enlarged or dilated veins known as hemor. roldal veins lying around the exit of the Intestinal tract. It would seem that anything which in. creases the pressure of the blood passing through these veins would be likely eventually to weaken the walls of the veins so that they remain permanently enlarged. i.ertainiy there are reasons tn believe that long continued strain sucn as chronic constipation, child birth, a severe cough contribute to the development of piles. It Is also possible that the sitting for hours at a time which so manv occupations now demand has something to do with the dcvelon. mtiib ui nemorrnoids. Once present what can one do. and is there anything better than surgery? It is true that some times the veins become temporari ly greatly enlarged and then may return to normal or almost so. This happens quite often at childbirth, for example. But if the piles are permanent ana are causing Dieeaing, itching, discomfort, all of which are common, the best treatment is us- u a 1 1 y surgery. This involves cutting out or tying the enlarged veins, or both. Injecting them with an irritating fluid which causes them to close up Is sometimes used but this is not always possi. ble. When a person with hemor rhoids understands what has hap pened he will not be so likely to expect some new and miraculous form of treatment. But there Is another thing too, which everyone should realize. There are a lot of these veins and no person with piles has them all enlarged. Consequently if the mers only. The industrial and smaller consumers have been left practically untouched, and the quantity rate to larger rural and urban users has been penalized to the extent of a 37 per cent increase. I have personally written both Charles H. Hcltzel, Chairman of the Oregon Utilities Commission, and Leon M. Fuquas, Secretary of the Federal Power Commission. In protest against this 37 per cent in crease on one class of Copco con sumers. Walter F. Brittan, Table Rock Estates, Gold Hill that doctori will tfll you art turn jt ! for proper nutrition; plui Vita mn B12 and tract minerali. The it vondrrfully itrtntthtning capiults art rtcommendtd for motheri-to- , Mhtn lufficiency of iron and itamina ii vitally important to thir health. Also taptcially impor j Immk Mttr Tf War itrfaf 7 OR YOUR MONIY BACK ftt IL WHEN TO BE QUIET By Orpha Collins . If you want to gain the women's vote, Office seekers, and not lose, Don't let your loud-speaker truck extol Through the streets while the babies snooze. THAT GREAT AMERICAN SPORT By Orpha Collins No foreigner tries to understand In fact, but few of them can Comprehend the energy so mani fest In the average base-ball fan. REDEEMING FEATURE By Orpha Collins She knew all the recipes for crack ers (Well she wasn't a very good look er) But as a cooker of crackery She was ihe crackinest cooker! A LADY'S VERSION By Orpha Collins The reason U)at men smoke pipes Is proved as they sit or they walk: It's just to have something to chew on Or hold in their hands as they talk. DURING THE SERIES By Orpha Collins There was no one at home No work being done, Everybody went "nuts" Till the last game was won. Prices On TV Sets Boosted NEW YORK Ifl Pour manu facturers have increased prices on their television sets in a move ex pected to be followed by others. Philco Corp. boosted prices ill) to $20 on 15 of its models Mon day and Sylvanla Electric Prod ucts Inc. made similar increases on five of its sets. A few days earlier Allen B. Du Mont Labor atories had brought out a new line priced $10 to $20 higher than comparable models by the prev ious line. Emerson Radio Sc Phonograph Corp. notified distributors that In creased prices on its sets would become effective Oct. 15. The amounts of the increases were not specified. There were no changes by Phil co, Du Mont and Sylvania on their lowest price "leader" sets. Manufacturers have contended for some time that their profit margins had been pared too thin In competition for lower prices, and that price increases were in evitable. With set sales running at high levels, one Industry offi cial said privately, this appeared to be an appropriate time to make the boost in prices. enlarged veins are cut out or In jected it is possible that others will dilate and cause trouble later. For this reason it is wise to try to Identify and correct If possible such factors as constipation or coughing which may have had something to do with their de velopment in the first place. I am often asked also whether hemorrhoids Increase the chances of developing cancer. They do not. fantastic new permanent wave development! m0J! DEEP - THESE DIAWINCS Of A Hill, CIEATtV ENIARGED, SHOW WHAT Dfff OOWN WAVING II NOT THIS A hiir not waved it ill. 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"You can only hope you have something funny but you can't be certain, ' said Buttons. "You don't have any out-of-town tryouts. If you do 30 shows a year, that means you face the strain of 30 opening nights." The wear and tear was so rough on Red's nerves at the start of his TV career that ,he fainted one night, and the program had to be canceled. Luckily, the show wasn't sponsored then. You don't faint before a sponsored show in tele vision. You either go on or you die. TV is a terrific challenge much tougher than any other medium," said Red. "The lack of time Is the biggest hurdle. Time is everything In comedy. Vou need it to polish your material, to per fect your performance. If you don't put the time in, you end up with a lesser product." Red Buttons, who has a boyish face but a wrinkled mind, was born Aaron Chwatt on the lower East Side 36 years ago in a neigh borhood so tough he spent most of his boyhood with his hands knotted Into fists. 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"In vaudeville It took from one to three Years tn nut n.,i. i - wciurr a, really aoori act. but thn ,.A. u... something solid that could last you "Look at Smith and Dale and their 'Doctor Kronklte' skit. They have been doing It for SO years just think of It, 50 years and It's still funny." But Red feels the day of comic sketches and the great sketch comedians is slowly coming to an end. Amnnff th article nf tui- -- w, M113 craft he listed Willie Howard W. C. Field, Bert Lahr, Bobby Clark, and Olsen and Johnson. "In television the only, way you can live is to follow a story line and develop a situation comedy Sid Caesar, Milton Berle, Imogene Coca, and Jackie Gleason had to switch to situation comedy. I've had to. too. It gives you the ad vantage of having familiar char- uncis io ouua up week after week. "Television uses the same tech nique as the movies. People won't go to the movies any more Just to see a man telling Jokes. They want a story situation with their humor. 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