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PAGE SIX HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON TUESDAY, NOVKMRKR in, FRANK JENKINS Editor BILL JENKINS Managing Editor entered eecond class matter at the post otlice of Klamath Falls. On on August 80. IMS, under act of Congress. March t, 18" MEMBERS or THE ASSOCIATED FRESS The Auoclated Pres la entitled exclusively to the use for publication at til th local newt printed In this newspaper as well aa all AP newt. SUBSCRIPTION RATES . MAIL Bf CARRIER 1 month .. l.SS 1 month t l.S.S 6 mnnthi -., I e.50 6 months ( 1. 10 1 year U-00 1 year $16.S0 BILLBOARD By BILL JENKINS Collecting books can be a lot of tun. I've been taking in an ex change collection the past lew days (those who pledged volumes will please come through) and hav ing a whale of a time leafing through them. Probably the high point of the experiment so tar came last Satur day. Thumbing through a volume of Twelve Against the Gods, chap ter on Mnhomct, when a slip of paper fluttered out. Turned out to be a notice. Neatly lettered on the yellow bit of parchment were the words: "Sleeping, do not honk.'1 There. Is every likelihood of my going craty long before I ever figure that one out. Currently the staff down here Is busy with the annual Christmas edition, which la published the day before Thanksgiving. Cant help wondering what the headlines will be in this one. Looking over the last three we issued I find that in 1949 the streamer read: "Coal Strike Set For Tonight." The 1950 issue carried the cheerful news that' "Chinese Push Yanks Back." while the 1951 issue carried anoth er tale of patbos "US Plane, Fired On By Reds, Stilt Missing.'1 Let us bope that there will he something a little more cheerful in this year's news. The combina tion of Christmas and Thanksgiv ing should contain at least one small ray of hope and happiness. No wonder we find the younger generation going (o pot when It comes to the proper use of the Eng lish Language. Education Is Inking a beating at the hands of com mercial interests. Good advertis ing, and a drawing card, no doubt, buk when you come across an ad that states that "Dubble Bubble tastes real good" you are caused to wonder. The statement came trom one Julie Payne, daughter of John Payne, the well-known Holly wood actor. If Mrs. O'Neill, my teacher, ever reads that one she'll go oft like a rocket on the Fourth of July. Bad enough to put bubble gum In your mouth without including your ' loot. Roy Rowe was casually discus sing a plan the other day. Roy. by the way, is the fire chief of this town and the driver of that bright red KFFD car. Anyway, Roy says that it would be a good idea If the townspeople would take an optimistic outlook on ths future instead of a gloomy one, "After all." says Roy, "When a man walks in your store and asks how business is. how do you know if he's a fellow resident or an out-of-towner asking around with an eye to settling here and opening a new business?" He goes on to say, "If we all give song about the blues of business he may pull out and start somewhere else." Not a bad suggestion, Roy. Be sides, it might do a little to cheer up the people around here. I don't know why it has to be a crime to admit that business is good. They'll Do It Every Time 'MOV, LOOK, RCMUS-WfRC OLD ' MLS -HUT FRIENDSHIP CCASES W THE INCOME TAX DMSIOM HOW COME OU OHUY REPORTED K) FOR TIPS OM YOUR 9SO AUD MOST OF 'EM TIP IZ, 20 OR 255b .T GET MM! LAST AVJTH 'HE TVNOvYS A WRTy-COSTS I S62SO-AHO HE TOSSES MS. , A LOMESCWie BUCK LIKE HE'S 6IVIM6 AWAY THE By J immy llatlo TIP P WET? FAT WITH HIS HAT osl SO He WOULDN'T HAVE TO CHECK IT. IP WC (WTSWB IT OFF HIS 67a HEAD' IS?W0R5EC0LLAS.'hE TUis!KS A TIP ta SOMETHING HE COES WITH HIS HAT . WHEN HE AlEETS THE .CCHWIS9IONEK IV- ' 111 THAT GUY nooLD oive KETCHUP TO THCBLOOP . BANK- FRIEND SHIP CEASE5 IS R!6HT- GIVE HIM THEM TABS HE SI6WED OUR1M6 THE SUMMER OF 1948" X ft Ml 11-19 i tie rrT tu ji Mt.-.Tr t. WO AUD SAY ARE TYNO DIFFERENT WE FlMP OUT EVERY gTlAlE" 7VMA' Amp A ro V. V 7B HAILV HAT 7CJ SV' WMCOT'i.ci.i. . VN S20S & A. S. Al WVg4HXy 17, MlW. LHtle Solid Action Predicted As Result Of Today's Eisenhower, Truman Meeting HAL BOYLE NEW YORK l.f In the present share a liking for thP flowing cup reach for a better world now seems 1 Hint cheers them there Is a strong the opportune time for govern-! prejudice against those who seek mrnt to do something about the . mellowness In mixtures of gin and Martini. vermouth. The Martini man real- The problem of the Martini and t l7s tins. "d one toasts another the people who inhale Martinis is.y saying: one above the boundaries of scl- "Well, there aren't many of us ence. politics, race, age or sex. left, are there?" The flat dictum of many bartend- j There ls , Rrowms coVictlon, ers 's: 'however, among sound bourbon, "They'll never have peace any-; rye, scotch or wine fanciers that where in the world so Ion? as thev.the number or Martini admirer I allow Martinis. Congress oustht to;ls on the increase rather than the oonsn tnem oy law if possible wane. or by force if necessary." Just why no one knows. The Re- One oldtime bartender said: publicans blame it on 20 years of You know when you serve a Democratic rule. The Democrats CAUGHT IN THE ROUNDS By DEB ADDISON ' The tall end of last week was pent attending two meetings, si multaneously, or as nearly simul taneously as possible, at Eugene. Before bluing the highway Wed nesday a check was made on road conditions, with no warnings re ceived. At the last minute a whis per from the Red Gods was heeded and the good old knobby sawdust treads went on the rear wheels. That was the best hunch ever -followed. In the course of about 100 miles through falling snow, we passed five cars which had slid off the road and at least SO which were stopped and struggling for or with chains. The snow treads took us through without strain or pain. At least one big buck survived the devastation of last winter and the plague of hunters this fall. A proud four-point bounded off the shoulder of the highway up towards 6and Creek and disappeared in the gloaming of 'the Jack pines. No large dogs were observed at Chemult- For one thing you could not observe anything beyond the brief penetration of the headlights through the falling snow, and for another we were busy hunting up a wrecker for that fellow back in the borrow pit. One of the good things about going away from home la meeting friends from borne. The Earleys at the Oiouro Hotel always take care of their old friends from flamath even to the Herald and ewa that Mrs. Earley provided with the breakfast. We ran into Ron Brown, who Vicar Errs In Diagnosis SELBY ABBEY. England (Pi The Rev. John Kent announced In the parish magazine last month that hla dog Lassie was going to become a mother and her puppies would go on sale shortly at 2 hilling. pence (35 cents) each. Today the vicar said It waa all g mistake. "Lassie had us all fooled." he explained. "She is Just a well-fed dog." Dry Ground Brings Woe ALICE, Tex. OTt Deer hunters re ported many cars were getting atuck near here. It wasn't muddy, and rain hadn't broken the drought. The cars, said the hunters, were atuck In cracks in the drv ground. graduated from KUHS and who worked a couple of summers at . .a Ul.v D (. - J - --v., ,a ui.i 1 icu aiiu net taking Journalism at the university, senior year. A turn through the lobbv of the Eugene Hotel produced Bill Hous ton, Mel Carpenter and Colman O'Loughlin. It seems that the Elks, the Legion Club and others about the state are scratching their head over what llquor-by-the-drink may mean to them. It was our pleasure to instl-' tute a quick Old Home Week by re-introducing Colman to Harry and Rita McLain. Rita was Fort Klamath girl Castel-Llppert tribe and is an old friend of the O'Loughllns. Harry is advertising director of the Oregon Journal. Andy Collier appeared at the Journalism Building. He smiled down dynamically, with a full head of dark hair, from a dusty pic ture frame in the Dean's office. Henry Fowler, president of tha Bend Bulletin, who was present at the time, appeared in the same panel with Andy also with youth ful appearance Including hirh stiff collar with full head of hair. Henry recalled that In his under graduate days the manager, of the Emerald, the student daily, partici pated in the profits, if any. He paid for his senior year that way with 1350 If recollection Is correct Andv Collier did all right In the college newspaper business Iqp.) This column should brag, just a bit. about the distinguished com pany kept, simultaneously, at these simultaneous meetings in Eugene. One meeting was an Inspection tour by the Oregon Newspaper Publishers' School of Journalism Committee, Including: the (fore mentioned Henry Fowler we were able to dig him a little about the Klamath potatoes this time: Art House of the "House of Leland", president of the Advertising Asso ciation of the West; and Malcolm Bauer, about the only Oregon news paperman whose entire time Is de voted to writing editorials, for the Oregonlan. The other member, Earle Rich ardson. Is publisher of the Dallas Itcmiser-Observer. Being a week ly newspaper publisher he had to stay home and work. The other meeting was that of the Pacific Northwest Newspaper Advertising Executives Association, complete with 49 members pres ent from Oregon. Washington, Idaho. British Columbia and Alaska. The star attraction and princi pal guest speaker for this tongue twlstlng outfit was Clyde Bedell. He has been advertising dlreaor for Chicago'a Marshall Field Co. and now is author, lecturer, con sultant and foremost authority on retail advertising. Now, having used up the space on the build-up, we'll have to knock off. and just meditate on the know ledge gleaned last week. man or a woman an ordinarv drink, you have some Idea what it will do to them and they have some idea, too. But when I mix a Martini for say it ts a side manifestation of world . wide uneasiness, and ask, "well, let's see the Republicans solve it." The average hostess Just knows a customer for the first time I j the problem is there and wishes alwaya have a sense of curiosity, it weren't. No matter how well I thought 1 1 The fact all bartenders agree on knew him before. I see a new ! is that as Martini drinkers gel wet side to his character once he ter they ask more and more for w-ltrhe. 1, Mertmif. ' drier mUUue. "The only thine I'm sure of (s ' The old three to one formula that he will behave differently 1 three parts gin to one of ver than before. But what will he do? I mouth is an Insult today to a Complain against the dear old ' real Martini fancier, mother he always praised before I He tends now to prefer a glass on a bourbon ration? Fight the: of pale gin over which a closed memory of his father or the near-(bottle of vermouth has been waved est man within reach? Or will h- once. This concoction has a ten just start flapping his arms and dency to curdle his normal milk try to flv through the bar mirror? of kindness and turn him into a "I tell you the uncertainty gets cop fighter, a man down, particularly after a One veteran restaurateur, wor lifetime In this business." rird over this problem, says law- The Martini quaffer is a lonely . makers will never solve It and I but proud figure. The majority of there Is only one real solution. I mankind, taking the human race I That." he said. "Ls for a bour 1 around the globe, ts and usually bon man to sidle up to a Martini I always has been heavily 'against man every time he says, "Give i the imbibing of alcoholic bevera-1 men one and make it dry." and ges in any form. I then himself ask tor a Martini and They figure this has Caused more jsav, "Mnke mine wet, please.' troubla to more peonle than it has I "The regular Martini man w ill (been a benefit to. The arguments succumb of sheer horror on the pro and con go on endlessly. I spot. And I guess that's the only But even among the gentry who . way we'll ever get rid of them." Sailor Vows Family Unity SEATIXE W-A young Nnvy re cruit vowed today he'd see Unit his newly orphaned seven brothers and sisters stayed together. The 17-ycar-old - sailor, Robert Byron, returned home yesterday on speclol leave from his Navy station at Snn Diego, Calif. Ills parents, Mr. and Mrs. Halldor A. Byron, were struck and kljled by an automobile early Sunday. Before his arrival, a sister, Beverly, 18. was the nominal head of the family, which Includes five boys and three girls, Robert, the eldest son, said he planned to make the avy a enreer "to be sure of being able to help out financially." II- navy umcers Face Pay Cut WASHINGTON W The Navy has informed Congress that about 4.000 officers will be denied earned promotions and some 2.000 others may be "busted" In rank unless Congress does something In a hurry. The action will be required, the Navy contends, under an amend ment to the Defense Appropriation Act which limits the number of officers m all services who may be paid In each grade. The measure, passed earlier this year, was sponsored by Rep. Davis IR-Wlsi. who said It was deslcned to keep the military from becoming "brass-heavy." By JACK Bt l.r! WASHINGTON UV-Two men sit down m the While House lotlny lo discuss how one shall yield the world's most puuciiul ofllre to the other with I he least liictlon. Dwlght I). Kl.-enhower ex pected to be greeted by a cheer ing million on his first visit as President-elect lo Ihls festooned capital seemingly Is determined not In hike nv pie-lnnugural hand In vital government decisions, Harry S, Truman, who proposed the tinusuiil 'conference, wiw re ported hoping, nevertheless, that Ills Republican successor would Join In a statement of unity and of support for the American posi tion in the United Nations on the explosive Korean isue. Uul spokesman lur Elsenhow er told reporters that unless the general changes his attitude there inny be no sintement at an or at best a brief one. He adderi that K'lsenhower wel comes the opportunity lor a brief, ing by Truman but wants no strings tied to him. There were signs that the coolness which de veloped between the two men as a result of their esrhanv of bitter charges in the presidential cam- pnmu imo not thawed materially. Tills .spokesman said the Presl. dent-elect feels that, unless there Is some unexpected development of worlri-shukliig proportions, lie should refrain trom even surhcsI ing to the Truman administration tiny course of anion 011 domestic and foreign aflalrs. The President . elect will be ready to act quickly, this Miurce suid. when he lakes oilier Jan. -'0. In this connection. Ilepuuliciuis looked toward New York comer enres tomorrow between the gen era) and HOP congressional leaders as llkelv to be decisive in charting hla opening course. Sen. Robert A. Tnfl of Ohio told renorters yesterday Elsenhower will be YkBcl 'o "point the way" on a hsif-dor.cn pressing legisla tive Issues when he talks with Ton and Rep. Joseph Martin of Massa chusetts, expected to become speuker of the new house. Elsenhower also will see Sen. Styles Bndjes 01 New llampfhlre. scheduled to head the powerful ap propriations committee, and Sen. Alexander Wiley of Wisconsin, prospective new chairman of the foreign relations committee. Wiley hns urged Elsenhower to back publicly the American In sistence In the U. N. that North Knrenn nr prisoner h(,,M -( lie .-eturned ' to their country against their will. Bui there Is no "Ign the general will like ny such action. Nor was there any Indication that Elsenhower would lake a suggestion voiced by Democratic Sen. Richard B. Russell of Georgia that he designate now the men he expects t0 appoint lo top-flight cabinet nols. "It would be verv lielplul If Gen. Elsenhower would nnute the men he exprcts to enpolnl to Ills cab inet so that they could begin rltllng III with present cabinet members," Itussell told a re. purler. "That way the liansllliin could be made to the new admin istration without loss of lime." Sen. Herman Welkrr said hi an Interview he hopea KUenhower ap point a couple of Southern Dem ocrats to the cabinet. "The Republican parly haa Its hesl opportunity 10 make headway In the Moiiih and -we should con vince the Soulhemeia that we In tend tu make litem active par ticipants In lha government and lean on them for help end leader ship," the Idaho Republican said. Ha auguesled I he appointment of Sen. Harry Byrd ol Virginia as Mecretary of the Treasury and Russell as secretary ol defense. Itussell supported Oov. Adlal R. Stevenson. Hit Democratic nomi nee, but Byrd did not. Sen. Taft told reporters he had made some aumtestlona to Klsen- jhowrr about cabinet appolntmrnls uiii aecimea to mention any iiiunes. Sen, Henry Cabot Lodge Jr. of Massachusetts, who has been men tioned as a possible appointee to both the Slate and Defense Do parlments, disclosed he hat been telephoning Information lo Elsen hower at Augusta, Ga., where the rtrnerai ennea a two-week vaca tion today for Hit flight to Wash ington. Lodge said lie had talked with .Secretary of Defence Loveti and with Acting Secretary of Stale iDuvId K. Bruce. I Lovelt told reporters most of his conversation with Lodge con Irenied arrangements for Elsen hower's projected personal trip lo survey conditions In Korea. Lovelt ;sald Detroit banker Joseph Dodge, neslgnated bv Elsenhower to sit ;in aa an observer with drafirrs I of the new budget, had met with Hither Defense Department UIII- clals, lodge la Elseiihuwrr'a liaison Willi imvil government ugeuiies, Khlle Dodge's lak lie solely Willi the Budget Uuieuu. i.ovelt said he In Willing all In fill nul letter, auggesird by Tru man, giving his pi'isiuiiil views on Delense Department ni ganlr.nl Inn in Hie hope that It might be valu able to his ailiornnnr. This lelier was expected lo be turned over lo Elsenhower, when he and his aides, Lodge and Dodge, meet Willi the President, Mecreioiy ol male Achraon, Lovelt and olher administration oflltials alter f I senhowtr and Truman have eon ftirea earlier. At the general conference, Elsen hower waa expected to be brought up lo the mliiuie on aiich iiiallera as work uu development of the )idrogen bomb, the situation 111 Korea and the U. N.. and pressing domestic mailers audi aa the cos I wage Issue. All this would follow what Waih lii(lon civic leaders hoped would be a welcome turnout nutiOilmiitt any Unit greeled Klscnhuwer 111 the presidential campaign. Truman gave govrrniurnt em. ploves extra lime oil anil a lengthy parade mute was maiked out from 1 he Washington National Airport Ihiough Hie downtown district to Hie While lluune. Television viewers could catch the familiar figure of Elsenhower, standing In an open car, wavln hl arms at the crowd. Tim TV pr:woiks pooled their rlloiis to coser an event Hint might even rival an Inaugural parade. (t ULAN IIIIIK of acior Kddie Quillnn and writer Joseph Francis Uutllnn Jr. died ai Ins home Sunday after a brief illness, lie was Evergreens Fruit Trees Shade Trees Shrubbery OFF CASH 'n CARRY ! ! V No Guarajnttt At This Price SUBURBAN FLOWER SHOP 3614 South 6th Phons 8188 What's happening at 820 Main? o See our ad in Wednesday's paper 7 V ?rvfr V u . Ml And wtj'rt rtady to back up that htadlint willi appelir ing facts and generous figures. For example, "llie car of llie year'' is more than i glib plirase, it'a a title- that Mercury haa earned by doing-by making newt. Mercury is the one car in ill class that time up with something really new for 19.'i2-f(yling to new it left other cars far behind. And Mercury (with optional overdrive) again proved that pound for pound il could brt all comers for economy in llie Mubilgaa tennomy Pun. 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