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PACE FOUR HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON TUESDAY, SEPT. 20, 1949 JJcralb anb JJotoS These Days H1LX JENKINS Political Apathy By DEB ADDIMON THE saddest thing about political attain these day la the tact that lest than halt the eligible voler fo .to the polls and cut their ballot. As pointed out by Lowell Stockman. thl glvaa organised ... minorities the opportunity to I k. ; make their weight telt out ot !r .! or ot L3J ADDISON proportion to their slse. The rest ot us. then, can like It or lump do something about lu Presumably, the political work- each party, now meetinc and laying their plans, r con cerned with this problem. It hasn't been solved In the past by other than the minority groups. How to get out the unorganised majority, I dont know. Maybe the only answer Is to get even' body "organised." What a thought! THERE'S one kind of human being (If human they be) which Is lower than a snake's belly, worser than a horse thief. Tar and feathers is too good for the Individual who falls Into this category. I mean the person who will take an unwanted pup or kitten, dog or cat, drive Into the country with It and toss It out to starve or fend for Itself. Those of us who live on suburban roads, and every fanner within easy driving range, will take up arms with me, I know. Not only Is It a crime against these pets but It makes for a nuisance otherwise. Every winter we have stories of dogs gone wild, that arc killing sheep and poultry; and there's no greater menao to upland buds than tabby reverted to the wild. The happy Sunday driver who tosses beer bottles Into the borrow pit to break and cut the feet of your children and pels ts bad enough, but the abandoner-of-arumals really bits the bottom of human behavior. What to do about the pet you no longer can keep? A look in the phone book reveals no number tor the Humane Society, but we'll took Into this and report. (Plug You could, ot course, use the Want Ads.) UNCLE'S anti-trust boys are sull off on a tangent that doesn't quite make sense, from casual newspaper reading at least. First, they tried to tell Standard Oil that It eouldnt contract witn Chevron stations to handle Standard products exclusively. Currently they have the big eastern AAtP grocery chain In the bite of the line. Suit is on to cut A&P into smaller. Independent parts. AAP says they're Just mad because AarP Is big. Our opinion is that neither action would bring any more competition Into the field. In the public's Interest. There's all the competition In the gas station and grocery business now that either can stand. Ask your neighborhood dealer. THE only complete operation of the "welfare state" In America was the Old South. The Negro slave was the only American who ever had complete security from the cradle to the grave. Abraham Lincoln didn't like It. . : Lea Elder of 8ummer Lake and Silver Lake Is one prominent Granger who is no rubber stamp for the big boys. He didnt go along on the Oeary-Semon "purge." Lea. Inci dentally, in- th early- days drove his cattle clear to Yreka or Pokegama, later through Langeli valley to Merrill, then only to Bly; now they ride practically all the way in on the OC&E. Or do they? . . . It's William Henry Harrison who appears on that baby pink nine-cent stamp . . . Wally Meyers, new H&N news desk man. smokes FaUmas. . -. The recall erase has hopped clear to Malheur county. . . Who twists up all the phone cords? By GEORGE E. SOKOLbKY EACH summer but on for 1ft years, I have been coming lip to an old farm In the Berkshire In Western Massachusetts. When I bought the place, it was in a delightful slat of dilapidation. It took us about two yean to clear1 away the heap el rusting cans and broken glass, the out-house and more than two centuries of debris. We found a spring In the woods and leading from It, a square wooden pipe, which some enterpriser back In the old days laboriously fashioned. We moved stone walls to make a Lwn and planted flowering shrubs and decorative tree. The front ot the house, Connecticut style, was built some time, so they say, between the French and Iudian war and the Revolution, for this mountain was where "Gentleman Johnny' Burgoyne operated and not far off la the road which General Knox cut through the forest as he moved the artillery from Fort Ticonderoga to Cambridge, where Harvard graces the world. W built on mora room and made the place livable, but we never tried to make It a show-plac or to turn natural Into classical rusticity. So here we all come tor the summer, finding the telephone and teletype wonderful advantages to one w ho earns his bread by words. And here one touches the soil for which those who live by the pen always seem to seek. Our place ts isolated and our womenfolk find it hard not to able to pound the sidewalks In front of department i tores, and perhaps the children miss the movies. But the complaint department shut down long ago and we have all become accustomed to doing chore and working In dirt. It I a glorious relief tor on who has to ttv so much with politi Autumn Comet THEN autumn comes; the maplea turn: frost Is In the air and the regretful moment arrives when a return must be made to the big city with It smoke and soot and clashing noises. It Is our great compromise, for whereas I would never. If I could, live In a big city, most of my family like it and crave It, and they come here to hide In pine and spruce during the summer, and I go to live In a tenement during the winter. Family life ts all compromise or the thing breaks up Into sprawling hatreds. Each summer, for aome years now. the spell of the dirt road has been broken by a season ot music at Tanglewood on the shore of the 8tockbrldge bowl, opposite a cottage where Nathaniel Haw thorne lived and wrote. The music at Tanglewood. under Serge Koussevttxky, Is closer to heaven than It ever can be In the confine of a symphony hall, particularly on a night when the Mart danc to Brahms and the moon marches across the sky to Tchaikovsky. Beauty Stops HOWEVER, beauty (top at the gat, for the appointments to receive the guests are as primitive as a boundary tree In my back woods. The state of Massachusetts only Improve roads that lead to Boston where they can be seen. Leading to Tanglewood are a number of narrow road upon which congregate some 6.000 automobile who try to rush to meet the onslaught of the first bars of Beethoven's Fifth. Only nine state trooper policed all this last summer and the gate were manned by whatever the locality could muster.' However, once the travail of getting In Is ever, the satisfaction of being there Is an adequate compensation for an Inconvenience which need net be. And there Is this to add: City folk do not work as communities or Hve In families. The atmosphere forces them to work as group-members; to live in a mob. To walk alone on a dirt road,, thinking under a dear sky. with an Inquisitive dog. Is to wash one's mind of the cobwebs of confusion. To stand In a Broadway mob, beneath the red glow ot neon signs, listening to the raging noise of pounding steel and driven feet, nv t batten the mind and to weary the spirit. One feel that when the frost Is In the air In the Berkshire. SIDE GLANCES Bilk .... w IM If MA MatffCf . feC T M. Ma U. & MT. 09. J By DMV1TT MAt'KKN.IK S ft a rat r,-.ui . . . I rvmH Aiiairi Anilll "It isn't agt that's causing your trouble why, vn I get a crick in my back whan fall seta in!" THE GALLUP POLL j When the pundit have got through speculating on how Em land ts going to tare with her de valued pound sterling, the matter likely will be settled by Uie Hrltlsh worklngman and his missus In de bat over tanaarda of 'arf-and-'arf at their club, which la the local pub. The success or failure of litis dar ing experiment In devaluation of the national currency rests on the sturdy shoulders ot the ' folk who run machines or I delve In mine or perform the h u n d r ed and one other tasks which entitles them to the rank of "work ers." They ran make or break the simple ex pedient ot turn- L THE DOCTOR SAYS Common Children's Diseases MetCllVIUiel Hope, Berle, Benny Rate 1, 2, 3 In Laugh Voting By GEORGE GALLI F PRINCETON. N. J , .Sept. 20 AU America loves a laugh and al most every American has his own idea as to who is the funnies; laugh-maker ever In the business. But the reigning comedian, in the public's mind. Is Bob Hope. He outdistances his closest rival tn the Institute's tint "comedy star derby" with stage, screen, radio, or television stars all Included by a commanding ratio of almost zS-to-1. Next come Milton Berle. Jack Benny. Red 8kelton and Fibber Mr. Oee Molly ail close on the heels of each other. Who bobby-soxers and collegians would nam a the funniest co median waa not determined in the survey. But for , many adult vol- I r"K,' era Questioned 'jf - I there's, nobody. It seems Dke Hop for' a laugh. He leads the parade of aide-splitters as the Number One -choice, of botn men ana vatiufi of voters in U sections of the country except the New Eng land and Middle Atlantic state.. I sfc. BOYLE'S COLUMN 'Give-Aways Out Of Hand Says 'Barnum Of Airways By HAL BOYLE , But others took the guts of our NEW YORK, Sept. 30 0PV Radios idea without its heart. It turned 'Trath-or-Consequence man" say It's true he pioneered the giveaway program. But Ralph Edwards denies he's responsible for the present conse quences. "I originated the giveaway pro gram in 1940 alaa and alack." he said, "but that wasn't the Intent. "We outfitted a gin iixe Cin derella on one program a kind of feminine Ho ratio Alger touch. That was just one stunt. But the give away started from that. "Other pro grams picked up the technique and started giv ing gilt. "Our give Ha) Boyle aways were for charitable purposes. I'll . out to be a greedy thing without t any charity aspects. And now the whole business is on It knees. They are killing themselves." And Edwards said that, unless the giveaways returned to their original pattern, he would just as soon see the PC ruling banning them Upheld by the federal courts. The red-haired 30-year-old produ cer feels the ruling doesn't affect his own two NBC network shows Truth or Consequences" and This Is Your Life". The first program, a variation of an old-lashloned parlor game, won him the nickname of The Barnum of the Airways" for Its sany stunts. Edwards guessed rightly that for a prise America was full of peo ple willing to try to fulfill any screwball assignment. Ten months ago he thought up his second show, a half-hour program which capsules the life story of some unknown or tamous American. Among those dramatised have been J a paraplegic veteran, sportswrlter Orantland Rice, ex-boxer Barney Ross, war hero Audi Murphy. Real Scare The producer got the scare of hi life when Murphy, surprised to be confronted by hi old sergeant In the midst of the program, stuttered happily: "Why, you dirty old ... , ser geant!' Edwards' own career could serve as a model for one of his drama. He came here from California to crash big time radio, but found the executives were pretty . satisfied with the talent they had. He quickly ran through his small saving am was sleeping In the act-1 or church and eating penny soup at a depression restaurant when he got hi chance to compete in an audition lor announcers. Edwards won-rholding one hand over a Hole In his sleeve a he talked Into the microphone. In a short time he was making $1100 a week announcing 46 pro gram. But he found this too much for a man with only on set of vocal cords. "I got so I was seeing box top In front of my eye," he said. "That's why I started looking for a program of my own. . - "After I got It, I really found out what work was." He doubt if competitor will be RADIO PIIOGHAMS TL'EbDAY EVE, SEPT. 2 KFLW 145 c Tsy't Mart Pat :l Hm Twa Nwa B.IS Wrl Nw Sammarr a.B V. s. Narr Baaa- It - is Mult kr Br.rABC S:S) " " IMCmUnn ABO 7:l " 1:1 Tan Tim ARC 1:IS Bt.llm strla S te A Hsaafal ( Carta ARC B:SB Tim Mtctlas at Air-ABC :aa " IS - at J - :ta Bvlam a Brasaa IUA Maa A HI MaslcABC t:SS " " l:IW Blrbfl! BavarUr ABO I0:IS lnamols Clab la In - ): Btverlf Rills Oreh. ABO ll:Nhm Raaiaiarr ll as ma off liu 1 1 :S KFJ1 124 ke. Oaarlri Hcatur MBS ax Tkwlra Sraaai Twa . Wtalatr Sparta Raaaaas Rill Htnrr MBS H'ba'i Wh th Sirr OMa Kratlll Hi-Ha las Ska"' r.aal af Maala Trial MB Jba 8tl Aataa. MBS Olcna Harar MRR Alns Natarc's Trail N'twrk Official Ditla MB S-mln. riaat MRS FalUa Lla Jr. MR Jnhasaa Famllr Baaa MrsasORk. MB Tar ra aria Aea. Orcrv Malaal Rwarl WEDNESDAY A. 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Bammarr II tt Sift Off MIS Ills II IS XF1.W raalara 0brll Mllr MBS aiamalb I;t,. Hals Araa laws Walkr Barl BaBnaaa Rill Hnrr MRS Rabin lb Mrr' Daak Ik irr oa ClKS Kl MBS , Famllr Tbaalra MB ninn Bar MB Sammr Rara Bbwrma InUrnallsnal Alraarl MBS S-mla. Final MRS Fallaa Law I. Jr. MB Jbnn Famllr Baas Manaa Orat. MB " " TaSar la rla Cmcf FlarkvBt9 t , m BlBIBat Hrtrl ftf-JI raalsrs Gallup and ot voter ot all levels of educa tion. Said the 57-year-old wife of a Pittsburgh truekdrtver: "Bob Hope Is good for the kids, the poor, and everybody." These facta were brought to light In a survey Involving 3043 personal Interviews with a balanced cross section of men and women. over 21 year of age throughout. America, To the rich and poor, to the edu cated and uneducated, to people In their seventies and eighties down to people tn their twenties and thirties, the Institute put this question: "Of ail the comedians yea have beard ar aeeo perform en the stage. a the radie ar television, ar In the snarviea which ONE do yea think la -the funniest?" Top IS The top 11 funniest comedians were these: 1. Bob Hope J. Milton Berle 3. Jack Benny 4. Red Skelton , . Fibber MH.ee A Molly . Abbott A Cestelle . 1. Fred Allen (. A mo A Andr t. Arthur Godfrey 1. F.ddle Cantor II. Jimmy Durante It. Danny Kave II. Marx Brother 14. Henry Morgan 15. Charlie Chaplin The Marx Brothers were counted as a team, with Oroucho mentioned most frequently. Two Interesting sidelights emerge from the survey. One reveals the able to Imitate his Thl I Your Life" show. "It takes me a staff of 20 to pro duce it," he said, "and the coats run up to 111.000 a week." Edwards avoid night clubs. spends hi spar time tt his West coast home. He Is married. "I took the consequence three children," he laughed. "And I'm happy about that." GUESTS WELCOME BETTER TASTE! Smart hosts everywhere have switched to Calvert because Calvert Reserve tastes better. CALVERT Rur.RVC Blended Whiskey - Proof-f) Oraln Neutral Spirit. Calvert Dlatillera Corp.. New Vork City Impact of television, especially in the New England and Middle At lantic stales. Here Voters ques tioned gave first piece ss funniest comedian to TV Star Milton Berle. The other shows that either the lustre of oldtlme cop-and-custard-pie heroes ha been eclipsed by present-day "talkie" film, radio and television comedy artists or the public's memory of silent film comedians has fsded with Ume. Only one of the great silent film co medians landed In the top IS Charlie Chaplin. - The memory of aome voters, how ever, of the antic ot Buster Kealon. Harold Lloyd, and Fatty Arbuckle Is still good enough for these stars of yesteryear to be mentioned. Will Rogers wss named by sev eral voters. Men' Choices Among the men Interviewed, the top 10 funniest comedians are Hope. Berle. Benny. Bkeltou. Fibber McOee Molly. Abbott Costello. Allen. Durante. Amos As Andy, and Cantor. The women's choices Hope. Skel ton. Benny. Berle. Abbott It Costello, Fibber McOee Molly. Oodfrey. Amos k Andy, Allen, and Cantor, t Names most prominently men tioned In the survey, sfter the top IS. Include Bergen tt MrCarthy. Lum Abner. Burns tk Allen, Clifton Webb. Will Rogers. Judy Csnovs. W. c. Fields. Dennis Day, Luigl ij. Carroll Nashi. Olsen k Johnson. Joan Davis. Blng Crosby. Laurel M Hardy. Rochester. PhU Harris. Wil liam Bendix. and Joe E. Brown. In addition, the following come dians received prominent mention: Al Jolson. Jack Carson, Tom How ard. Harold Lloyd, Henry Aldrlch, Archie (Duffy's Tsverni. Ed Wynn. Wallace Beery. Hugh Herbert, the Oreat Oildersleeve. Crarry Moore, the Three 8tooges. Crabby Hayes. Danny Thomas, and Eve Arden. Others Included: Beulah iHattle McDanlel), Bobby Clark, Marjorie Main, Bob Burns. 8m!ley Burnett, Ray Bolger. Fannie Brlce, Abe Bur rows, Bea LUlie. Mane Wilson (My Friend Irmai. Leon Errol. 8mke Jones. Frank Morgan, Victor Moore, Wheeler tk Woolsev. Barry Fita gerald. and Zazu Pitts. . Typicsl of trie wisecrsck which apparently have endeared the Brit-ish-born Hope to many Americans Is the one he recently made while re cuperating from a fall from a me chanical horse: "From now on I'm going to be a Noel Coward actor Just work from the neck up." ins thumbs up or turning them down. The point Is this: The experts ex pect the devaluation of the pound to result In a rise In the coat nl England's living how much no body can foresee. If there Is an In crease, It will be because essential supplies purchased from America will cost more In pounds, shillings and pence. This coal will be re flected in the price of things sold over the counter In England. Al ready the price of bread Is to be raised S cents a loaf and the aver age Briton eat a lot of It. Now th British worker has been struggling with austerity of living since war days, and his stomach is full ot thsl. He wassailing tor higher wages even before the de valuation of the pound, and an In crease in costs might bs expected to result in fresh demands lor more pay. That could mean strikes which would curtail the all-essential pro duction. 8tr Stafford Crlpps. chancellor of the exchequer, has made It clear that the government intends to hold down wage whether the cost ot living Increasea or not. British newspaper editorials Insist thst there must be no demands for higher wsges to counter-balance any Increase In the cost of living. They agree that this would nullify Uie cut in the price of British exports cuts which devaluation ot the pound seeks to secure. So Britain' socialist government Is In a tough spot. In having thus The mmt common conlngluua dis eases ot childhood ate rhlikenrkix, measles, mumps and whooping rough. nVarlel fever la less Ire quenl and diphtheria has become comparatively rare. Miuniu may be children: whooping rough' la pnr inore serious m grownups than In llrularly dangerous to elderly peo ple and Infants Because regulations vary In dif ferent cuminuuiles, it la only pos sible to mention customary Isola tion periods here. For measles It Is about 10 days or until the rash has disappeared; for mump, until die swelling al the sides of Ihe Jaws has gone down, which usually lakes about eight ilnys: In chicken pox Isolation Is usually about two week or until the skin has become free of crusting, liter la some rea son to believe that this Is even longer than neceaaary. For whoop. Ing cough Isolation should be about Uiree weeks afler the beginning of the stage of paroxysmal cough ing. Another question which Is fre quently asked concerns the likeli hood of second attacks of lhe-e con tagious diseases. Hectind attacks of chlckenpox and measles are quite rare, although they sometimes or cur. Whooping rough can sink mors thai) once although this Is al to unusual. Muiuiu ran develop In Hi parotid gland on on side and later on It tun occur on the other. Muiiiim rarely pioduce serious com plications III youngsters but In grown men tt ran taua lerlllly. 'litis aerms to be the only roeaon lor coiitlderlng mumps In the young more desirable than In later years. The whole subject of contagious diseases Is a complicated on but there has been an enormous de crease III most ot lliem during lint century. Even today, however, measiea and whooping cough, for example, cause more dcatlia In an average year than doea polio. Th Doctor Anawer Qt'EHTIoN: If cyst In th breast Is not serious why would It have to be cut uulT ANHWKU: It U often difficult to tell certainly whether a tumor of lha breast Is a cyst or something more serious unless It Is cut out snd a part of tt examined under Ihe mirroscne This Is the reason that an operation for this condition la usually recommended. Static By DAVE IMllKIIIIX JT, 'v, ( ) Letv W hni i k I ii 1 i l J i all ta torle are filled with romance, ad venture and mystery -allll reading from Ihe publicity releasea. What Is even more unusual Is thai each story la based uan fact. 8o give It a listen. Could be lu te resting. After working on this Job for a frw days, a person get to be siren conscious. I mean Uie type of siren, placed on erneriiency vehicles, not the type with blonde hair. Well it so happens that two Bun days past. 1 was sitting at my type writer, dreaming up some local news, when I hear the wall of a siren. So instead of being ragey and calling the police, fire depart ment, and Kaler's. I rush out of the building In hot pursuit of that wall ing sound. Hut there la nary an emergency vehicle In sight. A few minutes later, the same sound comes blasting my ear drums, nut as the saying goes, "One bit ten, twice shy" 8o I make th rounds by phone, and still no result. Then the dawn breaks, and I take a trip bark to th radio room. And sure enough, my gmd friend Norman Oberst la letting some sound effect records. Well our frlendahiD didn't end I there, but now every time I hear a ; siren blaring. I dial first and run second ure now raat largely with labor. It the worker should refuse to ac cept this decision, and should cur tall production by striking tor high er wage, the government's bid for relief through devaluation would go down th drain. YOUNG COP RALLY SPOKANE. Sept. 30 UP) Young republican leaders from Idaho. Ore gon, Washlngon and Montana will gather at Hayden Lake, October 1 and X Idaho's Oovernor Robins will deliver the principal address of the two-day regional conference. 'Helioplane' May Be New Farming Aid SPOKANE. Sept. 30 (A1 Th "helioplane." aald by It designers to be both spin and stall-proof, msy be given Northwest tests for possible use In agriculture. The possibility wss disclosed yes terday by Dr. Lynn Bollinger of the Harvard graduate school of business administration, one of the co-designers of the craft. Bollinger told delegates to the council that the craft la conven tional tn all respects except lor a large propeller In front. He said It can land and take off In leas than 100 feet, land with flaps down at 30 miles an hour, cruise at about log miles an hour and makes no more noise than an automobile. hue the was treated for leprosy were headed today fur Nrw York and a new life. Three years sgo Mrs. ilomboalel. a SS-year-old grandmother, went to The gentleman who appear U be posing for atooilipasu ad U none, PlUCky CoUDl HcOfJf to hold out the likelihood of fur- , otT u,n Johnnie Neblett. Wnopor ew Jjfe iher lightening OI belt. nrr wen joto is uie presiuen-. Well, th (overmen! has Issued of Neblett Radio Productions ml WEW OKI BANS. IA. Sept. 10 lft Its edict: Further austerity and no ; Chicago, and alto producer and nar. I """J1' j1" increases In wage Sucre, or tall- " P"P"' P"m "So no. J"1 h" ''" in story (Joes, a series of dra matic stories based on fact. It seems that beside being a goal looking fellow, smiling John la also Verv versatile. Ililrllur hla riava in radio he has acted In Uie various J-rsviiw, to tne u. B. marin 1 nnapnai. me national leprosarium. ' Her U-vear-old husband. Ma), llornbostrl. bought a cottage on the hospital grounds to be with her. He said his wife has shown remarkable Improvement. Mrs. Hnrnboatr! probably con tracted the disease during three year Imprisonment by th Japa nese in th Santo Toms prison camp near Manila, ner husband, a Balaan death march survivor, was In the Cabanatuan prison camp. rapacities of writer, producer, an nouncer, commentator, sporucasler, and dramatic narrator. Thl all started one day when young John filled In at a football game tor Ihe regular announcer who had suddenly fallen III. So all a young guy ha to do Is find a foot ball announcer who look kind of sick, follow him III! he drop. dead, and then lake over. There is more than one way of making a fortune. Now, If you have read this fr. me purpose or this pitch Is to an nounre that "So The Story Ooes will appear on KPJI, Monday tnrougn rriaay, at 7 p. m. or there about. Publicity releases on the show rate It as being top notch enter tainment lor the whole family. The BKE STINGS FATAL YAKIMA. Sept. SO IPi A Yaki ma fruit worker died yesterday a few hours after being stung on the throat by a score of bees. The vic tim, William Henry Duncan, 40. waa stung while moving th bees from apple boxes where they had hived. THOMAS f. FARLEY, M.D. EYE. EAR. N08E AND THROAT ANNOUNCES THE REMOVAL OF HI8 OPFICES SEPTEMBER 1. Hit TO "Room tot MEDICAL-DENTAL BUILDINO KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON PHONE JM0 Want AJs don't cost they psyl Today's huu in iUmtUid Whiskey! Pebbleford Ken I m'ky Slrniglit llourltan Wlilfxlii'v Bottled in Bond 100 proof ft- -- AVi-f FQBD fTXAWMT - Wkitxv tFa M trir ksrtv, t i-r-IB I'l'll (-MKr rnm c ira-Vr it-a -r DISTILLERY ( t. J pint f emjoyfd In tin American homru ,JLJ J l mJ777V'. - flaTT-vaV- , V i.miW aamV bbd i -J IV. Bl IVbsv I IHI tTIAIOHr WHIiKIY DIITIllINO CO. Of AMCIICA, INC., N. V.C. J By GLEN B. INMAN A woman newspaper column ist suggests thst something be done about the word "house wife." According te the W..N.C, the kitchen engineer and cus todian of the ean-opener likes Ihe word about ss much as a kid likes castor oil. Just lha sound of "housewife" la sup posed to lower milady's moral ten notches or twelve on a hot Monday. The erltle say a woman doesn't mind being a wife, so the word "hoose" must be the allrker. With housing Ihe problem It has been Ihe past lew years, we ran't eee this objection. As a matter ol fact, what's wrong wllh "house wife" . . , and who doe object te It . . . T In Orala, Fla. thieves slipped Into a menagerie and stole U alligators. Anybody wanl a "hot" alllgalorr Now alligator aren't our speelBlty. But when It come to automobile , . . brother yon can't beat our firat-claaa repair nd services, w have a com plete repair ahop with modern, scientific equipment. Our ma. rhanlr ar lop and prices ar low. Drop In or phon 7771. i tfOrcAii )r MAC A Gentle Reminder- Start your tay-awayl early . . the holiday eaion Ii right- around the corner. 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